CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING FROM HOLLYWOOD
2013 Season Episode 46
Johnny Goodtime is sitting in a chair playing a hand-held video game. Standing behind him, looking over his shoulder fascinated, is The Hobo.
"So, you mean to tell me, you jump on top of the turtles and squash them?" The Hobo asks.
"Exactly." answers Johnny.
"Hmmm. You could make a tasty soup with that."
Dave Marquez appears. "Gentleman. It looks like you have been granted a tag team title shot for tonight."
Johnny looks up and gets psyched. "That's right! Los Banditos! You claim to be Bad Dudes? Well, I can beat that game on one quarter! Pow!"
The Hobo seems confused. We go to our first match.
Cedric the Hitman def. Manimal by pin
Cedric has little trouble with Manimal, beating him after a Tri-Pod combo. As he leaves the ring, he sneakily snatches Manimal's bone and puts it in his briefcase. When Manimal recovers, he looks for the bone and seems distraught that it is nowhere to be found.
Grant Baciocco interviews Nick Madrid at ringside:
"Nick. Adam Pearce has agreed to give you a shot at the International Television Championship next week. What do you think about this opportunity?"
"I'm going to go out there and do my best to..."
"Hold on, Nick" someone interrupts. It's Johnny Yuma. "No disrespect but I think I should be the one getting that match next week."
Some of the fans get restless and Madrid looks a little peeved.
"It's just that I beat vOodOo kAos last week and he's one tough customer. And you... Well, you lost last week."
The fans murmur and there seems to be a little heat starting between the two. Before it can go any further, Television Champion Adam Pearce joins the segment.
"Seriously? The two of you are actually arguing over who's going to get embarrassed by me next week?"
The crowd boos the amused champion. Madrid and Yuma both glare at him.
"I tell you what. I'll take you both on next week. After I beat runt #1,
(he points at Madrid) then I'll take on runt #2."
"Will they both be title matches?" Grant interjects.
"What do you think, poindexter? Is your tie on too tight? Of course the title will be on the line! Although I really don't see the point."
Pearce chuckles as he leaves. Madrid and Yuma nod at each other.
Willie Mack def. Pinky by pin
Pinky used a lot of high impact moves and had Willie in trouble a number of times. Willie fought back and finished Pinky with a Chocolate Thunder Bomb. The look on Willie's face might be a combination of surprise and relief. He then goes on alert expecting a possible attack by vOodOo kAos. The attack never comes and although Willie may have won, he still appears plagued by Rixelplix's mind games.
After the break, we see that Jonny Loquasto has tracked down Cedric the Hitman.
"Cedric! Why did you steal Manimal's bone? Does Stu Stone plan on tormenting someone else now?"
"Shhhh!" Cedric replies holding up a hand for silence. "This was a private contract. Not Family Stone business."
Just then a familiar babbling is heard, heralding the arrival of Rixelplix. He stretches out a hand, fingers disturbingly clutching at the air. Cedric pats the briefcase. "You got the green?"
Rixelplix pulls out a thick, stained envelope and hands it to Cedric who moves to hand the envelope to Jonny. "Here, count that."
Jonny seems unsure and Cedric withdraws the item. "Nevermind. The weight feels right."
Cedric opens the briefcase and withdraws the Manimal's gnarled prize possession. Jonny turns his nose up at the apparent stink of the object. Cedric hands the bone over to Rixelplix who creeps away talking to himself. Cedric drops the envelope into his briefcase and shuts it. He looks both ways then dashes away.
HERITAGE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPLos Banditos def. The Goodtime Hobo Jamboree by pin
Johnny Goodtime starts the match off making both Rico Dynamite and Tito Escondido look bad. He has the crowd cheering his innovative offense. When The Hobo tags in it all goes South. The Banditos work over 'The Boxcar Superstar' and twice Goodtime has to make the save after Bandito Badlands. Tito continues the beating on Hobo and ends the match with a tombstone piledriver.