LUCHAPROOF
April 9, 2007 ROCKPILE
Booker Bill hear. It is awesome to bring the Luchaproof coverage to the great Filsinger Community Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) v. Philly’s Most Wanted (BLK Jeez & Joker)• Joker into ropes, duck under Amasis, back elbow, reverse STO
• OSIRIAN SACRAMENT . . . two count
• Ophidian moonsault, Death Grip . . . Joker grabs ropes
• Top rope double knee attack, clothesline in corner
• Amasis with EGYPTIAN CONNIPTION . . . POP!
• Jeez jumps in, Ophidian in, breaking down
• Ophidian tossed, Joker with deathjump smash to Amasis
• Slingshot plancha . . . misses
• Big kick in corner from Ophidian, top rope double knee attack . . . Jeez kicks out
• Ophidian moonsault, another moonsault, Death Grip, Jeez in trouble
• Amasis diving shoulder block, OSIRIAN SACRAMENT . . . Amasis cuts off Joker . . . 1, 2, 3
DJ Hyde v. Greg Excellent• Huge heat for Hyde . . . sneering
• shoulder block, Cyclone Slam, Hyde tosses Excellent to floor, brawling, Hyde into the post!
• Busted open . . . ROARING
• TIGER DRIVER . . . two count, outside . . . Excellent sets for Samoan Drop through table . . . countered . . . powerbomb through the table!!!! HOLY $#!@ HOLY $#!@
• Excellent crawls back in, tossed to the floor, again, and again . . . HEAT
• Excellent crawls back in, Deathjump smash, Summoning Lariat
• Whip to corner . . . Hyde charges . . . no one home! POP!
• Roll up . . . 1, 2, kick out, running splash misses
• stunner, powerbomb, suplex, powerbomb, Excellent bails
• Hyde out after, brawl into the crowd, Samoan Drop through a table!!!! HOLY $#!@ HOLY $#!@
• Both men are DEAD!!!
• Crawl back in . . . TIGER DRIVER . . . 1, 2, SHOULDER UP!!! OMG
• Rick Roll, deathjump smash, Hyde tossed to floor, RUNNING FOR COVER!, Whip . . . reversed . . . Excellent into the post . . . MORE BLOOD!
• Tombstone piledriver, big kick in corner, suplex, Cyclone Slam
• Hooks the leg . . . three count (snake eyes!)
• Adam Cole, Adam Cole!
• boots to Excellent, Hyde joins in . . . HEAT!
• Excellent left dazed
• Referees assist, Excellent challenges Cole to match on next card
El Generico v. Danny Havoc• Ole chant!
• Leg lariat, big kick in corner, 450 splash, another!!!
• Clothesline in the corner, Generico tosses Havoc, brawl on the floor
• Havoc leads action back to floor, back inside, GENERAL ORDER 24 . . . two count
• TOTAL HAVOC . . . kick out, tossed to floor
• Brawling . . . throat drop across the bar!!!
• 7, 8, Generico crawls back in
• Q2QL3 . . . 2 ¾ count . . . TWOOOOO!
• Deathjump smash . . . GENERAL ORDER 24 . . . three count
Daizee Haze v. Mia Yim• Haze counters head to turnbuckle, bridging German Suplex, scorpion death lock countered
• Bicycle kick, running dropkick, running dropkick, gut wrench suplex
• Haze into ropes, drop down, over, duck under, double clothesline
• Yim up first, guillotine choke . . . cannot get it fully locked in
• Skytwister press . . . 1, 2, kick out
• Scorpion death lock countered, Daizeecanrana, bridging German Suplex, scorpion death lock
• Daizee cutter, Yim bails . . . Haze dives onto Yim . . . caught . . . slammed through the ringside table!!!! OMG!
• Both ladies in a heap of wood! HOLY $#!@ HOLY $#!@
• Back to the ring . . . Yim to the top . . . deathjump . . . misses . . . hooks the leg for two
• missile dropkick . . . Yim crashes to floor, Haze cracks her with a chair . . .INSANITY!
• Deathjump smash, diving cross body, sleeper . . . countered
• Haze into back elbow, bicycle kick, Kick Me Goodnight, enuzigiri
• Haze back with forearms, big kick in corner, sleeper countered, running dropkick, Kick Me Goodnight, skytwister press, running dropkick countered, jaw buster countered
• Kick Me Goodnight, running dropkick, gut wrench suplex, enzuigiri, all Yim
• Kick Me Goodnight . . . 1, 2, 3 (Snake Eyes)
• OVATION!
Trios Match - Team FIST (Icarus, Chuck Taylor & Johnny Gargano) v. Colony (Soldier Ant, Green Ant, Fire Ant)• Gargano with spinning heel kick, slingshot speak, Assisted Ace Crusher, Fire Ant reeling
• Taylor with turnbuckle powerbomb, Green Ant tags
• Suicide dive . . . countered, running dropkick connects
• Icarus with Emerald Flosion, Pedigree, kick to knee countered
• Solider Ant in, Northern Lights Suplex, saluting headbutt, Icarus powders, suicide plancha onto all of Team FIST . . . .OUT OF MY SEAT
• Team FIST regroups . . . second suicide plancha to FIST!!!! OMG!
• HOLY $#!@ HOLY $#!@
• ANTS GO MARCHING . . . Taylor, Gargano still down . . . 1, 2, 3
• PLEASE COME BACK, PLEASE COME BACK!
Eddie Kingston v. Masada• Kingston with knee lift, Thesz Press and punches, Cobra Clutch Suplex . . . ONTO HIS HEAD!
• Masada kicks out at two, half nelson suplex, Thesz Press and punches . . . Masada back with powerbomb!!! WICKED!
• 1, 2, kick out
• Tombstone piledriver, back elbow, running big boot in corner . . . misses, Kingston with clothesline in corner, Masada to the floor, brawl around the ring
• high angle belly to back suplex, kidney punch blocked, butterfly suplex blocked, forearm smash blocked, high angle belly to back suplex . . . KINGSTON PLANTED ON HIS HEAD!!!
• 1, 2, kick out
• MASADAMIZER for two
• Tombstone piledriver, tossed to the floor, Masada outside, powerbomb countered with backdrop . . . Masada through the table!!! HOLY $#!@ HOLY $#!@
• Kingston tosses Masada back inside, Masada staggers into BACKFIST TO FUTURE . . . three count.
A.R. Fox v. Sami Calihan• Fox chop, countered with Saito suplex, blocked, Callihan rebounded into back elbow
• back to back somersault stunners, frankensteiner back to back
• Krunch for two, Lo Mein Pain, another Krunch . . . Calliahan bails, Fox flies . . . caught . . . slammed through table!!!! OMG MORE CARNAGE! HOLY $#!@ HOLY $#!@
• Callihan tosses Fox back in . . . STRETCH MUFFLER . . . rope break
• Deathjump smash, back to STRETCH MUFFLER . . . rope break again
• Fox tossed to floor, Callihan stalks, Irish whip . . . reversed . . . Callihan into the post!
• Suicide senton . . . OUT OF MY SEAT, moonsault connects, slingshot leg drop, flying single knee facebreaker
• frankensteiner, slingshot leg drop, flying single knee facebreaker, frankensteiner blocked, running bicycle kick connects
• belly to belly suplex, exploder suplex, Fox bails, brawl on the floor, chops, kicks
• Suicide senton again from Fox!
• THIS IS AWESOME!
• back to back slingshot legdrops, somersault stunner, frankensteiner countered, chokebreaker, Forearm 2 Remember, suicide dive from Callihan . . . OUT OF MY SEAT
• Running lariat, Koji Clutch, back to Koji Clutch, Forearm 2 Remember
• Saito suplex, leaping Russian legsweep, Saito Suplex
• Koji Clutch, exploder suplex, Fox bails, seated lariat at ringside
• 7, 8, 9, Fox rolls back in, running lariat, exploder suplex, suicide dive . . . THIS IS AWESOME!
• STRETCH MUFFLER . . . Callihan wins!
• [Tokens Fox 13, Callihan 8]
Death Proof Fight Club Title Match “Lightning: Mike Quackenbush v. Drake Younger [ch]• Double knee drop from Quackenbush countered, vertical suplex, right hook, Fire thunder driver
• 50/50 Suplex, Drake ‘n’ Bake into corner, Quackenbush bails, absolutely ASSAULTED at ringside . . . DRAKE! DRAKE! DRAKE!
• Younger to the top . . . deathjump smash misses, Quackenbush hooks leg for one
• Jig ‘n’ Tonic for one, Younger tossed to the floor, Young rammed into wall
• QUACKENDRIVER III . . . kick out at one!!!!
• QUACKENDRIVER III . . . 1, 2, shoulder up . . . THOUGHT THAT WAS IT
• Jig ‘n’ Tonic, Quackendriver, chain lightening, Chikara Special, Quackendriver
• Chain lightning again, one legged Boston Crab, Quackendriver
• Quackenbush to the top, Younger knocks the ropes . . . CROTCHED
• DRAKE’S LANDING . . . 1, 2, 3
• [Younger had 10 tokens but still wins!!!]
Quick Results : Orisian Portal def. Philly’s Most Wanted . . . DJ Hyde def. Greg Excellent . . . Danny Havoc def. El Generico . . . Mia Yim def. Daizee Haze . . . The Colony def. Team FIST in a Trios Match . . . Eddie Kingston def. Masada . . . Sami Callihan def. A. R. Fox . . . Death Proof Fight Club Title Drake Younger [c] def. Mike Quackenbush
