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Post by Bri on Nov 9, 2018 10:18:16 GMT -5
Brody vs Gotch is a tough one for me to root....Gotch by a hair I suppose. Really like the Andre/Piper team and the other stuff looks great as well. Interestingly, I think if Tom did that Omega card now compared to when he did, the card would be stronger than it is. Hey TTX! Many thanks my man for those kind words. Going to be posting LXG 8 very soon, I hope it doesn't dissapoint. Totally agree with you on all you said. I'm rooting for Gotch too, and Piper / Andre I'm having a lot of fun with. Also agree that if Tom created Omega of Cetus in his prime now - I think he would be even tougher now although I really do like his 2079 card. With new revisions of the COTG stuff going on I can only hope Omega is upgraded a touch. Fingers crossed for sure!
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Post by Bri on Nov 9, 2018 10:23:10 GMT -5
Another epic offering from LXG and I especially enjoyed that big win for Johnny Gargano over Buddy Rogers. John Belushi & Dan Akroyd getting involved in the fun only adds to it for me and as I always say the LXG is the place to be. Hey cruefan68! Always glad you are a part of The LXG brother and truly thanks for what you said. Going to be posting LXG 8 in a few - lots going on with many fronts, figuratively and literally with this installment. Although it takes me a while to put this together and try to tackle and encapsulate everything that's going on, this fed is a labor of love for me. At times it overwhelmed me, but the show must go on! Thanks man!
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Post by Bri on Nov 9, 2018 10:42:10 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LXG 8 - Match Results: ----------------------------------------
Jim Solie - Ladies And Gentlemen...Speaking To You Loudly, Proudly and Resoundly From...LXG Arena in The City of Fight, The Moon!
Gorilla Ventura - Welcome To...LXG 8 - WAR...YEAH...WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR...ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN!...On the card: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. Disciple of Terror vs Blue Chip.
2. Taeler Hendrix vs Sara Del Rey.
3. Jimmy Snuka vs The Sheik.
4. Andre the Giant & Roddy Piper vs Moog & Sentinel.
5. Bruiser Brody vs Frank Gotch.
6. A.J. Styles vs Kevin Steen.
7. Coven Black, Count Necros, Tyler Black & Sammael The Morningstar vs Ravage, Snarl & King of The Lycans - Sidon and The Ressurected Dark Wolf - Rak'ashan - 2 out of 3 Falls - Eight Man Tag Team Match - No Time Limit.
8. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Bloodline, Star Warrior & Omega of Cetus vs B.J. Whitmer, Damien Martinez & From Hoffman Island Asylum & Under Heavy Surveillance - Kevin Sullivan.
9. Lou Thesz defends The LXG World Championship against Rob Van Dam.
10. Alpha Female defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Trish Stratus.
11. The Road Warriors defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against Mark & Jay Briscoe.
12. End of Days defends The LXG Universal Championship against Monolith.
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Match Results: ----------------------------
1. Disciple of Terror (2 fatigue) defeated Blue Chip (0 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Terror pinned Chip courtesy of his ATOMIC WARHEAD finisher (A Brutal Piledriver) at the 6 minute mark).
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2. Taeler Hendrix (0 fatigue) defeated Sara Del Rey (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Hendrix pinned Del Rey courtesy of her THE KISS GOODNIGHT finisher (A Spinning Heel Kick) at the 9 minute mark).
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3. Jimmy Snuka (1 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring & 1 near count out - The Sheik Bashed Snuka's Skull Into The Arena Floor) defeated The Sheik (0 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside The Ring) via Pinfall. (Snuka pinned Sheik courtesy of his SUPERFLY LEAP finisher at the 3 minute mark).
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4. Andre the Giant (0 fatigue) & Roddy Piper (1 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Piper Used A Foreign Object On Sentinel) defeated Moog (0 fatigue) & Sentinel (3 fatigue) via Submission. (Piper forced Sentinel to submit courtesy of his SLEEPER finisher at the 12 minute mark).
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5. Frank Gotch (4 fatigue with Blood Loss & 1 near count out - Brody One Handed Body Slammed Gotch Onto The Concrete Floor) defeated Bruiser Brody (1 fatigue) via Submission. (Brody submitted to Gotch's GOTCH TOEHOLD finisher at the 15 minute mark).
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6. A.J. Styles (1 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Styles Springboard 450 Splashed Steen Through The Announcers Table) defeated Kevin Steen (2 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Ferocious Steel Chair Shot Against Styles) via Pinfall. (Styles pinned Steen courtesy of his STYLES CLASH finisher - A Modified Facebuster at the 9 minute mark).
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7. The Lycan Clan Defeats The Family of Blood In This 2 Out Of 3 Falls - Eight Man Tag Team - No Time Limit Match:
a. Count Necros (0 fatigue) defeated Snarl (2 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Count Necros pinned Snarl courtesy of his Nail Eye Raker at the 3 minute mark).
b. Rak'ashan (5 fatigue with Blood Loss) defeated Tyler Black (5 fatigue with Blood Loss) via Pinfall. (Rak'ashan pinned Tyler Black courtesy of his primary finisher - WYLDSIDE (A Bearhug Into A Powerbomb) at the 30 minute mark).
c. Ravage (1 fatigue) & Snarl (3 fatigue & 1 pin save) defeated Count Necros (4 fatigue with Blood Loss) via Pinfall. (Ravage & Snarl pinned Necros courtesy of their tag finisher LUNAR RAGE (A Double Team Mauling) at the 48 minute mark).
Highlight Reel: ---------------------------
* Coven Black's 2 pin saves - one of which almost got him disqualified as he executed his Impaler Suplex against Ravage Onto The Concrete Arena Floor.
* Count Necros used Rak'ashans own primary finisher WYLDSIDE (a +5 version of it) against him that would have won the match for The Family, only to have Sidon save Rak'ashan.
* Ravage and Snarl frenzied at the end of the match and came within a hair of provoking the referee to reverse the final fall (and match) in favor of The Family.
* As a result of Count Necros using Rak'ashans own primary finisher against him, Rak'ashan was injured - and had to be carried by the rest of The Lycan Clan from the ring after the match.
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8. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Omega of Cetus, Star Warrior and Bloodline defeated Kevin Sullivan, BJ Whitmer & Damien Martinez three eliminations to one:
a. Star Warrior (1 fatigue) eliminated BJ Whitmer (1 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Star Warrior pinned Whitmer courtesy of his Cross Body Block at the 6 minute mark).
b. Kevin Sullivan (1 fatigue) eliminated Omega of Cetus (1 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Sullivan pinned Omega courtesy of his DOUBLE FOOT STOMP finisher at the 9 minute mark).
c. Bloodline (0 fatigue) eliminated Damien Martinez (7 fatigue with Serious Blood Loss & 1 pin save) via Submission. (Martinez submitted to Bloodline courtesy of Bloodline's CETUS MASTERLOCK secondary finisher (A Figure Four Leglock) at the 36 minute mark).
d. Bloodline (0 fatigue) eliminated Kevin Sullivan (4 fatigue with blood loss & 1 pin save & 1 distraction) via Pinfall. (Bloodline pinned Sullivan courtesy of his COSMIC BIG BANG primary finisher - (A 450 Splash) at the 42 minute mark).
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9. Rob Van Dam (2 fatigue) defeated Lou Thesz (c) (1 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - For Smashing Van Dam's Head Into The Steel Ring Steps) via Pinfall. (Van Dam pinned Thesz courtesy of his FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH at the 9 minute mark).
(Rob Van Dam wins The LXG World Championship from Lou Thesz).
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10. Trish Stratus (0 fatigue) defeated Alpha Female (c) (1 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Stratus pinned Female courtesy of her STRATUSFACTION finisher - A Springboard Bulldog at the 3 minute mark).
(Trish Stratus wins The LXG Universal Women's Championship from Alpha Female).
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11. Jay Briscoe (4 fatigue with Blood Loss, 1 pin save & 2 near disqualifications - Excessive Brawling with Animal Outside Ring & Smashing Animal With His Title Belt) & Mark Briscoe (3 fatigue, 1 pin save and 1 near count out - The Road Warriors Spike Piledrived Him Onto Concrete Floor) defeated Hawk Road Warrior (c) (2 fatigue) & Animal Road Warrior (c) (0 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Excessive Brawling With Jay Outside Ring) via Disqualification. (Hawk was Disqualified after he Gorilla Press Slammed Jay Through A Nearby Souvenir Cart at the 21 minute mark).
(A successful version two LXG Universal Tag Team title defense for The Road Warriors).
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12. End of Days (c) (0 fatigue) defeated Monolith (2 fatigue) via Pinfall. (End of Days pinned Monolith courtesy of his UNLIMITED POWER finisher - A Firemans Carry Into A Toss In The Air And Slam at the 3 minute mark).
(A successful version two LXG Universal Champion title defense for End of Days).
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Vipers Pit - Episode 8: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pit Viper and Roddy Piper in unison - We Are Viper's Pit!...
(Audience claps enthusiastically)
Pit Viper - Tonight ladies and gentlemen...please welcome Scrapheap!
(Scrapheap made his way from backstage...but just before he made it to the stage to showcase his latest inventions...a few things went wrong...)
Vipers Pit Stage Manager April Hunter (after she quickly walked backstage to check) - Pit!...Roddy!...He's not here!...
Roddy Piper - He was just here 5 minutes ago!...hold on...(Piper runs backstage)...
Pit Viper (with a concerned look on his face) - Sit tight ladies and gentlemen...
Cameraman Ron Simmons - DAMN!!!
Pits Phone Ap Translator - Somethings...Not...Right...
Roddy Piper (after emerging from backstage) - He's gone...and someone knocked out our Hells Angel security guard...
Pit Viper - Goodnight ladies and gentlemen...
As the show fades to black...
Pit Viper (on his cell phone) - Sky!...Scrapheap has been kidnapped!...
The Celebration of The Lizard: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(As we see Jim and Phantasy in a semi conscious...trance like state...while sitting Indian style on the floor of their Tee Pee...high atop the Brooklyn Bungalow Hotel, Casino and Delicatessen...and just before Jim was about to recite...one of his edgier poems...the most unexpected thing happened...they both could have sworn that Stone Cold Steve Austin had finally gone home...but he didn't - he just rolled over...he emerged from the cocoon like comfort of his afghan rug that he had passed out in...as soon as both Jim and Phantasy opened their eyes...in anticipation of Jim's poem...).
(Stone Cold Steve Austin stood facing both Jim and Phantasy...still somewhat inebriated and entirely naked...and with his ass pointed at the camera...Austin had decided that he...wanted to recite something...from one of his favorite movies...)
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Wakie Wakie...Eggs And Bakie...(and proceeded to crack himself up)
(Jim held up his hands in an "I don't know" fashion and stared right into the camera as Phantasy smirked...clapped and stared at...).
As the show faded to black...
Jim Morrison - I think that was our best show yet...(As Phantasy laughed out loud...)
Flies on the Wall Reports: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He's So Vain...He Probably Thinks This War Is About Him: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Wince McCant stood on the bridge of his asteroid shaped spacecraft, with his apricot scarf freshly thrown over his shoulder and pondered to himself):
Wince McCan't (To himself) - Gotta think...Castilex Major is fretty bad...almost as annoying as fussy parts...I just cant stand fussy parts...and thats all She Devil The Seconds pault...Fayne is really fissed opp at me...he somehow blames me por all of this...not to mention all the pucking zombies covering the Earth...but at least they will pight against the porces op the Dominion...(aggravated at his own speech impediment - that even messes up his thoughts) SSHHIT!...but wait a minute...wait a minute...all op the zombies were created by Gustav...who in turn...was created...by Murdok...Murdok...were the hell is he?
Payne McCant (To Wince) - POP!...Look Murdok seems to have stopped looking for us...his ship is heading towards Earth...for some reason?
Wince McCant (To Payne) - Quick son number one...Pollow!...That Shif!...We Gotta Stof Him!!! ...(now beyond pissed)...PUCK!!!
Let The Body Hit The Floor: -------------------------------------------------
Lope (with his claws around and across the throat of Witness as he pilots his Dominions long range scout ship) - So...before I kill you...why did you leave us...and what's going on between you and The Guardian?
Witness (before he speaks...he puts his ships shields up to full power to mute their words from astral beings...including Satan) - I understand...I would feel the same way...but for all of our sakes...I need you to believe me...
Lope (without moving a hair) - Make it quick...
Witness - Satan constantly probes The Queens mind...because out of everyone in Afghanistan Bananastan, she's the one he fears the most because of her witchcraft...I have gone undercover onto The Dominion's side and have been feeding The Guardian information...she can't know about this if it's going to work...and if she can't know...then none of Afghanistan Bananastan can know...
Lope - The Guardian knows...
Witness - He can block Satan's attempts at telepathy...
Lope - What about you...
Witness - Satan can only access people's minds who have souls...I don't have one...but The Queen and I put together...equal a soul...
Lope - They sent me here to kill you...Why are you friggin spoiling this for me?
It's The Time...Of The Season...: --------------------------------------------------------
(Continent by continent...country by country...city by city...town by town...village by village...they all succumbed to Nossir Araflat's Zombie hoards...every man woman and child on the Earth...and all were now one...the hard way...but it was still a way...thought Nossir's first in command...he was the very first zombie...the one who Murdok harvested from the land of the dead...from beneath the swamps surrounding the King's Plaza mall in Brooklyn...all of the peoples of The Earth were now finally of one mind...and one force...and it was all a horrible mistake...the brainchild of people who never should have been able to make it so...The Marines and several thousand resisted it...and have circled the wagons to make their stand...Brooklyn is now a city again...the hard way... and it is all about to get worse...because he...who is the Lord and Supreme Ruler of all zombies everywhere...Murdok...Harvester of Sorrow...is now on his way to Earth...to ascend his new throne atop the planet Earth...)
Can You Give Me Sanctuary...I Must Find A Place...To Hide...A Place For Me...To...Hide...: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
She Devil - It's ok...you're ok now...you're safe...
Refugee From Vampir (Not blinking and not changing the direction of her stare) - None of us are ok...even The Kindred fled...they abandoned us all...this time...they even shot the children...
Oracle (pointing up at the green force field that surrounds the Moon) - Do you see that...That can repel them...
Refugee From Pluto (Holding both of his knees with his arms and urinating on himself) - No it cant...the larger fleet caused a solar eclipse...when it all cleared the portal...
Bishop Hell - We are gathering our forces...
Refugee From The Ninth Planet (turns to stare directly at Bishop Hell) - It doesn't matter...The Beast is right out in front...leading the charge...the larger force slew the smaller one...
Refugee From Pluto - It's only a matter of time...
Oracle - You must have faith...We All Must...
Refugee From The Ninth Planet - His wingspan is at least 15 feet...he is at least 8 feet tall...he cannot be harmed...people who surrender...are either sent to Castilex Minor...or...if they really pique his intetest...Hell itself...
Bishop Hell - They cannot stop a unified universe...
She Devil - When they shoot people...it's only to stun them and enslave them...
Refugee From Vampir (With tears starting to stream from both eyes) - No...Not...anymore...
Space Pirates...I Hate Space Pirates: -----------------------------------------------------------------
Dan Aykroyd - I haven't been attacked by a Space Pirate in six years man...
Matt Guitar Murphy - You all seein this shit?
John Belushi - I'll handle this...everybody keep your engines humming...Excuse me...Out there...in that big black nasty looking ship...this is special agent Stein...please have your pirate licenses available for inspection...
Captain Crossbones (in utter confusion) - WOT??
John Belushi (after telling Aykroyd and Murphy on the sly...to get ready to eject their escape pods) - Your licenses...may I see your cards please...
(As Captain Crossbones utters that these blokes have gone "roight out of they're tree" and prepares his tractor beam to bring their ships into the landing bays of his pirate raider La Calavera Negra...the escape pods jettison from both The Bluesmobile and The Magictones Craft...it proves to be just the distraction The Blues Brothers needed...as Captain Crossbones thinks for a moment that they are trying to escape...he loses focus...)
John Belushi - HIT IT!!!
(Both The Bluesmobile and The Magictones Craft hit full throttle speed and start to head straight towards a large asteroid field...)
Captain Crossbones - BAASTARDS!!...Battle Stations You Cretins...We're So After...Those Assholes!!!
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting: ------------------------------------------------------------------
The Aethran Overmaster (Walking around Afghanistan Bananastan's conference table towards Sky Low Low...making him look even smaller than he already is to all) - Don't You Understand!...We Have To Meet Them Head On...To Go After Satan first!...(as Disaster sneers proudly from his seat)...
Sky Low Low (Climbing up on top of the conference table swiftly, lit smoldering cigar still protruding from the corner of his mouth) - That's What I'm Trying To Tell You!...Satan Can't Be Harmed!...A Frontal Assault Is Suicide!...Let's Attack Them In The Middle Of The Fleet...
Disaster - Why...Are You A Coward?
Sky Low Low - If You Attack Them In The Middle...(starts to walk closer to Disaster along the top of the table)...You Divide...(Sky then exhales a lot of cigar smoke...right in Disaster's face)...And Conquer...
(An infuriated and growling Disaster stands up to strangle Sky Low Low...but Sky grabbed his .38 special and pointed it right between Disasters eyes...)
The Aethran Overmaster (Pounding a crack into the solid wooden table with both fists) - ENOUGH OF THIS!!!
(In the meanwhile, LXG Lifecoach David Lee Roth, who had been deep in thought, now quickly speaks):
David Lee Roth - Hold It Everybody!...Calm The Frig Down...I Got This...I Got This Figured...
Sky Low Low (puts his .38 in the back of his pants and walks slowly backwards and slowly gets back into his chair, without taking his gaze off of Disaster) - How?...
David Lee Roth - Sky...why did Hitler lose World War II?...
Sky Low Low - Cause he was nuts...
David Lee Roth - Agreed...but what really did it...was when he thought he could attack and conquer Russia...what I'm getting at is...if you have one centralized force...like they're arrogant asses do and Hitler did...and you overreach...eventually...you won't win the fight on multiple fronts...
Sky Low Low - So what you're saying is
Disaster (interrupting) - Counterattack them
The Aethran Overmaster (interrupting) - On multiple fronts...
David Lee Roth - Achtung Baby...
Three Wise Magic: --------------------------------------
Afghanistan Bananastan Founding Member - Robert Redford (To all of the delegates from the planets formerly in The Federation of Planets) - Ladies and Gentlemen...my associates and I thank you all very much for meeting with us...in these desperate times...I'll get right to the point...Is any...one person...group or planet responsible...for the current state of our universe?...I cant see how...and that's because life...and existence itself...isn't cut and dried...nothing is in black and white now...everything is in all various shades of gray...and now unspeakable colors...were The LXG in the mix of it all...yes we were...were mistakes made by us...yes there were...but we...along with Aethra...led the charge against The Dominion in The First War...but now GODSEND has fled...and his war machine has been quickly conquered by Satan's...with evil so vulgar...that they even turn...on themselves...we have to...all of us stand together once more...whether good, bad or ugly...and The LXG will once again lead the charge...Thank You...
LXG Legal Council - Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose - This larger invasion force of Satan's Dominion dwarfs...the force from the First War...that force took all of the universe to combat it...this new force is four times larger than the previous one...and is led by Satan himself...whether or not you want to stand by The LXG, The Earth and Aethra...doesn't really matter at this point...because whether we trust each other or not...what you can trust is that they are coming...for all of us...and not to take us as just prisoners this time...lost time...means lost lives...Thank You...
LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray - It's ok folks...you dont have to say it...you don't have to say a word...I can see it...on all of your faces...see it in your eyes...you just don't quite believe my colleagues...and quite frankly...you just don't trust them...but that's ok...because...I dont trust them either...
(Redford and Rose look at each other nervously out of the corner of their eyes...)
LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray - He's a lawyer who didn't pass the bar...and He's an actor...who lets face it...was never as good as Paul Newman was...but you know what...in the end it doesn't matter...I'm an actor who has been called the biggest...bullshit artist...of all time...which is of course...a lie...but in the end...it just doesn't matter...but what does matter...is who the three of us work for...we work...for Sky Low Low (some booing) and Little Beaver (good amount of cheering)...Sky is Sky because...He's Got Three Testicles For God Sake! (some gasps)...You'd Be A Pushy Little Punk Too...If You Had That Much Baby Batter Inside You...And Beav...Beav Has...Only One Ball...And I Shit You Not...It's The Size...Of A Cantaloupe! (Lots of muffled clapping)...but you know what's even bigger...than Beav's Big Ball...Ladies And Gentlemen...Beavs Big...Heart...He Offered To Sacrifice Himself To Satan To Stop...This Second War...not for you...not for me...FOR ALL OF US!!!...Now...If You Can't Reform For The Three Of Us...Then I Challenge Each And Every One Of You...To Show Us How Big...YOUR BALLS ARE!!!...And Reform...For Beav...Select a single embassador...from each of your planets...and join our War Council...
Robert Redford & Loophole In Unison So Only Murray Can Hear - There Gonna Join What?
Bill Murray - (so only Redford and Rose can hear) - One major catastrophe at a time...
(Loophole slowly puts his head in his hands...as Redford scratches his chin...)
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Coming Up Next:
LXG 9 - Match Announcements and Events including all 4 titles to be defended.
Happy Friday All!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Nov 9, 2018 13:29:22 GMT -5
Always way too much to cover so
Glad Gotch/Giant/Piper won
Shame SDR fell so short against Taeler Loved Styles/Steen...would love to see them go at it in a hardcore match.
Bill Murray is as awesome as ever.
Fun stuff with the Glads and David Lee Roth.
Amazing show as always.
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Post by Pariah on Nov 10, 2018 17:12:02 GMT -5
Phenomenal win for AJ over Wrestling's Worst Nightmare... And have to agree with TTX - It would be cool to see these two go head-to-head in an extreme rules setting... Rough showing for my Vampire brothers, even though Necros did manage to put one of the Lycans on the shelf with an injury... End of Days still looks nearly unstoppable at the top of the mountain as he makes ridiculously short work of Monolith... Always tons of fun stuff going on in the LXG... Nice work!
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Post by cruefan68 on Nov 11, 2018 17:51:33 GMT -5
So much to soak in with LXG but we wouldn't have it any other way. The Blues Brothers deal was funny and I liked that Matt "Guitar" Murphy put in an appearance. I hope Aretha was ok with that As far as the in-ring action I love Andre the Giant & Roddy Piper as a tag team, big victories for AJ Styles, Taeler Hendrix and Jimmy Snuka and a statement win for Endgame over Monolith. Also congrats to RVD on beating Lou Thesz for the gold. That was epic.
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Post by Bri on Nov 16, 2018 14:58:23 GMT -5
Always way too much to cover so Glad Gotch/Giant/Piper won Shame SDR fell so short against Taeler Loved Styles/Steen...would love to see them go at it in a hardcore match. Bill Murray is as awesome as ever. Fun stuff with the Glads and David Lee Roth. Amazing show as always. Hey TTX! Excited that you enjoyed who won on the last show. I am also with you on SDR, that was her first match ever for me, but more to follow on her as well as some of the winners from this past card. Styles vs Steen was a serious match and I agree, a hardcore rematch is in order. A.J. has earned a title shot on the next card, so he is preparing for that but this match is coming. Very glad you enjoyed Murray & Roth/The Gladiators. Murray knew their pleads were falling on deaf ears, so he decided to swing for the fences. The Gladiators are barely ok dealing with Afghanistan Bananastan, so it's going to be a piece of work breaking the news of a much larger war council to both The Overmaster and especially Disaster who can barely follow The Overmaster. More to come from that fiasco as well as the coming attractions for LXG 9 coming soon. Always appreciated man!
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Post by Bri on Nov 16, 2018 15:28:35 GMT -5
Phenomenal win for AJ over Wrestling's Worst Nightmare... And have to agree with TTX - It would be cool to see these two go head-to-head in an extreme rules setting... Rough showing for my Vampire brothers, even though Necros did manage to put one of the Lycans on the shelf with an injury... End of Days still looks nearly unstoppable at the top of the mountain as he makes ridiculously short work of Monolith... Always tons of fun stuff going on in the LXG... Nice work! Hey Pariah! I knew you would dig P1's victory and not to worry, these two will be tangoing again pretty soon. A.J. has a title shot on the upcoming card. The Family vs The Clan is still ongoing, huge match upcoming on the next card, with Skinhead Sherry and Alpha Female joining them as well. The Lycans have some fresh "volunteers" joining them on there side. End of Days is sure chugging along, but everybody is gunning for him. Let's see how long he can hold onto the title. Always appreciate your kind words, support and always being in the seats brother!
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Post by Bri on Nov 16, 2018 15:39:55 GMT -5
So much to soak in with LXG but we wouldn't have it any other way. The Blues Brothers deal was funny and I liked that Matt "Guitar" Murphy put in an appearance. I hope Aretha was ok with that As far as the in-ring action I love Andre the Giant & Roddy Piper as a tag team, big victories for AJ Styles, Taeler Hendrix and Jimmy Snuka and a statement win for Endgame over Monolith. Also congrats to RVD on beating Lou Thesz for the gold. That was epic. Hey cruefan68! Always hoping The LXG delivers the goods. I heard Aretha is totally pissed to say the least lol. Some of the winners from the prior card have earned some title shots so stay tuned. Going to be posting the coming card & events for LXG 9 soon. The Monster and The Mouth are definitely a fun team to see in action. Really appreciate your support and being a part of it all - wouldn't be a party without the American Poet now would it? Right on Crue!
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Post by Bri on Nov 16, 2018 16:03:10 GMT -5
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Ladies And Gentlemen...A Preview of LXG 9 - HERE WE STAND...OR HERE WE FALL...HISTORY WON'T CARE AT ALL...On the card: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. The Sandman vs Dan The Beast Severn.
2. Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash vs Cheerleader Melissa.
3. Chaos Supreme vs Gladiator of Aethra - Spike.
4. The Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation vs Sex and Violence - Exotic Adrian Street & Bigfoot.
(When Exotic Adrian Street was asked, "So I guess we know just who sex is and who violence is, he responded, "All depends on...just what you're into...darling").
5. Harley Race vs Solar "Ric" Flair
6. Disaster vs Godsend.
7. Coven Black, Count Necros, Tyler Black & Sammael The Morningstar, Sinful, Skinhead Sherri Martel (sired by Count Necros) & Alpha Female (sired by Sammael) vs Ravage, Snarl & King of The Lycans - Sidon, The Resurrected Dark Wolf - Rak'ashan, and they're three new "volunteers" into The Lycan Clan - A 7 on 7 Battlezone Match.
8. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Homicide, Sabu & The Sheik vs Thantos, Encubus & Morpheus.
9. Rob Van Dam defends The LXG World Championship against A.J. Styles
10. Trish Stratus defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Taeler Hendrix
11. The Road Warriors defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against The Monster & The Mouth - Andre the Giant & Rowdy Roddy Piper.
12. End of Days defends The LXG Universal Championship against Frank Gotch.
Tonight On Vipers Pit: ----------------------------------------
Amidst LXG Technical Wizard Scrapheaps kidnapping disappearance, the geniuses intentions are still displayed by a now anxious and sad Vipers Pit Crew.
Celebration of The Lizard: -----------------------------------------------
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Fly on the Wall Reports: ----------------------------------------------
▪ The Guardian and Witness compare notes; while Witness is going to try to parley his way into piloting the colossal flagship of The Dominions Castilex Major invasion fleet, The Guardian vows to find and confront GOSEND. Lope tells Witness that he owes him a kill.
▪ Zeus travels to find the wizard Zaratticus within the dungeons of Castilex Minor, free him and work with him to regain his occult powers.
▪ Murdok The Harvester of Sorrow lands on Earth and within 10 minutes time, takes control of the virtually the now all zombie human race. A person hunting Murdok, assisted and accompanied by The Wicked Monk lands in Brooklyn, and allows him to use his bar as his headquarters.
▪The Blues Brothers evade La Calavera Negra via flying through an asteroid field, but then into an even more dangerous chase.
▪ With Big Daddy Kill and some of his Hells Angels hot on his trail, Scrapheap comes to in the back of a large van and tries to determine who kidnapped him, and just where the hell he is.
▪ The War Council Of The Aethran Overmaster, Disaster, Sky Low Low and LXG Life Coach David Lee Roth have a meeting with Robert Redford, Playboy Buddy Loophole Rose and LXG Public Relations Guru Bill Murray, with hopes that their pleads to the former Federation of Planets went well and without wrinkles.
▪ Heartbroken at the state of all the refugees, especially those of the children, who have taken refuge at The City of Fight, Little Beaver's general benevolence and specifically an act of kindness towards a now parentless little girl inspires the entire displaced community in unforseen and empowering ways.
▪ Wallowing in depression, self loathing and alcohol, The Queen of The Night is cornered inside the old bar of the now deserted "Continental Riot House" in West Hollywood, California by the most unlikeliest of persons - who boldly snaps her out of inactivity.
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Have a good one All!
Bri.
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