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Post by TTX on Nov 16, 2018 17:43:21 GMT -5
More fun stuff, Bri. Will be looking for it.
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Post by cruefan68 on Nov 18, 2018 10:10:54 GMT -5
LXG 9 looks incredible. Road Warriors vs. Andre & Piper - WOW! That quote from Exotic Adrian Street regarding his team with Bigfoot was hilarious
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Post by Bri on Dec 16, 2018 19:02:04 GMT -5
More fun stuff, Bri. Will be looking for it. Hey TTX! I always appreciate you're encouragement and support man. Going to be rolling out and writing up this puppy up next. A lot going on, and I don't want to rush or force this, theres a lot I want relay. But in the words of Mr. Morrison: Go real slo...you like it mo and mo... Am hoping to post this before Xmas. You rock my friend!
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Post by Bri on Dec 16, 2018 19:30:01 GMT -5
LXG 9 looks incredible. Road Warriors vs. Andre & Piper - WOW! That quote from Exotic Adrian Street regarding his team with Bigfoot was hilarious Hey cruefan68! I'm jazzed it looks like a fun card compadre! I am looking forward to that match too. No telling how that sucker plays out. The Exotic One has now teamed up with The Ninth Wonder Of The World, I'm hoping this team will be as demented and violent as they are possible of. According to The Wicked Monk, when asked by the wrestling universal press about how this combination of Street, Linda and Bigfoot could possibly be making all of this work: The Wicked Monk - No it's true...I shit you not...all three of them live together now... Journalist - Really?...where? The Wicked Monk - Top floor of The Bungalow... Journalist - Huh... The Wicked Monk - I hear ya...I got a chance to ask Miss Linda about it all... Journalist - What'd she say? The Wicked Monk (smiling) - She just smiled for a really long time... Journalist (doesn't say a word...but as he thought for a moment...one eyebrow raised up) The Wicked Monk - I couldn't agree with you more... To be honest with you Crue, I hope they disrupt the entire tag ranks of the LXG. More to follow at some point brother!
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Post by TTX on Dec 16, 2018 21:03:57 GMT -5
Always looking forward to the next show whenever it is, you know I'll be there at ringside with the Terrible Trio.
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Post by Bri on Dec 16, 2018 21:10:58 GMT -5
Always looking forward to the next show whenever it is, you know I'll be there at ringside with the Terrible Trio. That's was awesome TTX! One hell of an entourage you have there dude.
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Post by Bri on Dec 21, 2018 23:12:42 GMT -5
Hello all,
This next card of the LXG, (Card 9), that I've been trying to finish up has been pretty slow moving.
Been very busy, but a good busy.
Just wanted to take the time to say Happy Holidays to everybody...have a great holiday season with you and your families and friends!
I'm going to be posting this next card a little out of order.
Up next are the segments, or outside the ring silliness, that I post around the matches themselves.
Vipers Pit, The Celebration of the Lizard and a few Flies on the Wall - describing some events that depict how screwed up the universe of the LXG is.
Much thanks!
Bri.
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Post by Bri on Dec 21, 2018 23:28:32 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Vipers Pit - Episode 9: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pit Viper and Roddy Piper in unison - We Are Viper's Pit!...
(Audience claps as enthusiastically as they can...on the heels of the news...that Scrapheap has been kidnapped)
Pit Viper - Tonight ladies and gentlemen...we introduce you...(a little emotional) to the sheer genius that is Scrapheap!
Roddy Piper - Ladies and Gentlemen...words simply cant describe...the inventions that we are about to show you...gentlemen...if you please...
Invention # 1 - The Asswiper 3000: -------------------------------------------------------------
Cheech Marin - Ladies and gentlemen...this invention of Scrapheaps...was originally a prototype donation thingy...to The Institute For The People Who Can't Wipe Properly...one of the LXG's longtime supporters...who pleaded with Scrapheap to...make these for the folks who are still suffering...may I present to you...The Asswiper 3000...it's got three settings man...Clean...Thorough...and Holy Shit!...Oh and by the way...ladies and gentlemen...we strongly recommend...that you do not face The Asswiper 3000...and then turn it on...only point you're ass at it man...or someone elses holmes...heh heh...
Invention # 2 - The Engorgher: ----------------------------------------------------
Tommy Chong - Hey man...I mean...Hi Ladies and Gentlemen...this second invention is actually something for you're phone man...it's an app...called The Engorger...Scrapheap always felt bad because with guys...you can always tell if there turned on...but with chicks you can't always tell so its not fair man...so if this phone app is on a woman's phone...let me see if I get this right man...when she's holding the phone...the dolphins affect it.
Cheech Marin - Endorphins man...
Tommy Chong - Right...endorphins...affect the app and the energy is turned around...and aims it at her boobs man...
Cheech Marin - When the energy comes back to her from the app...it stimulates growth hormones...
Tommy Chong - I think...I gotta sit down for a while man...
Cheech Marin - So when she's turned on man...her breasts almost double in size...we should...really need to test it though ...
(At this precise moment...Cheech, Chong, Ron Simmons, Pit, and Roddy can't help but slowly turn towards Stage Manager April Hunter...with all jaws dropped).
April Hunter - Oh No...No No...All Of You...Stay Away From Me...And Especially My Phone...Every Damn One Of You...
(Coming to April's defense is Carlos Marin):
Carlos Marin (stands between April and all else) - ROUNCH!!!
Cheech Marin's Phone Ap - All...Of...You...Stay...Away...From...Aunt...April...She...Has...Some...Back...Problems...Sometimes...As...It...Is...
April Hunter - Thank you...Carlos......I think...
Invention # 3 - The Lost and Found: ---------------------------------------------------------------
Pit Viper - This invention...(trying to keep it together as he reads what Scrapheap wrote for he himself to present this)...keeps track of families...and loved ones...all of existence is a blank canvas...or a limitless blank screen...everyone makes their own indelible mark on it...or registers their own unique code...once you use this swab...and register your dna with the machine...it can always determine where the people you care about are...no one should ever be...alone...(Pit walks off stage...because he's now losing his shit)...
(Many people are tearing up...but the somber silence is broken up by):
Ron Simmons - DAMN!!!
Roddy Piper's Phone Ap - Somebody...Hold...Me...
(Ron Simmons had been a rock up to this point...but after a while...even a rock can crumble...).
(April Hunter embraces Ron...along with three young single ladies from the audience).
Roddy Piper (after staring at the scene around Ron Simmons as he chews his gum...he suddenly tries to look upset) - Ladies...help...I'm afraid of getting...hysterical...(puts his hand over his face)...I don't think I should be alone tonight...(he then peeks through his fingers...with hopes that they're all buying it)...
The Celebration of The Lizard: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(As per usual...we see the interior of Jim and Phantasy's Tee Pee on the roof of The Brooklyn Bungalow Hotel, Casino and Delicatessen...)
Jim Morrison - Ladies and Gentlemen...tonight we have with us...and for you...a very special rap session...with a couple of friends from the former...but hopefully soon to be reinstated...Federation of Planets...may I introduce to you...from Titan...Lord Nexus and from Andromeda 2...Swarm...
Lord Nexus - Thank you both...
Swarm - Yeah Yeah thanks...so why exactly are we here on this show?...
Phantasy - This is a public forum...the show is yours gentlemen...you are free to use this opportunity to air any grievances or ask us any questions that you may have...we know and are very grateful that both of you...and several others will be meeting with The War Council...
Lord Nexus - You are both most gracious...we are willing to listen to what they have to say...on account of Mr. Redford's, Mr. Rose's and Mr. Murray's arguments...but unless we are full partners with equal say...
Swarm - With explicit regards to any and all...possible unification and actions that are necessary...to combat Castilex Major's 2 billion strong invasion force...
Lord Nexus - We still do not completely trust The LXG and The City of Fight...nor the Earth for that matter...but we're here...and will hear them out...
Phantasy - The War Council wants to do what's right for
Swarm (Interrupts Phantasy) - The War Council
Phantasy (Interrupts Swarm) - No...For The Universe...As well as Kronos...
Swarm - That may...and I strongly stress the word may...be the case with The LXG...I might even buy the argument that...The Earth wants that too...but they're so screwed up it's not even funny...
Jim Morrison (lights a large...and rather fat cigarette) - Can't argue with you there...my friend (after taking a hearty inhalation...Jim encourages Lord Nexus to try some)...
Swarm - But does anyone honestly believe that Aethra wants that...or even cares about any of us?
Phantasy (after getting the cigarette from Lord Nexus and drawing on it deeply) - You'd be suprised my friend...
Jim Morrison - Aethra has been tight with us...both during and since...The First War...Swarm let me ask you something
Swarm (takes the cigarette that Phantasy passes to him) - They will never...budge on this...Never...(big inhale).
Lord Nexus - Oh you never blow (snorts a big laugh at himself)...I mean you never...a know...
Jim Morrison - If Afghanistan Bananastan can convince Aethra...that not only does Castilex Major...need to be combated by the many...but above all and most importantly...out strategized...by the many...what would you say?
Swarm (passes the cigarette back to Jim) - That my friend...is one enormous...If...
Phantasy - But if that happens...what would you say then...rockstar?
Swarm (thinks for a while as he exhales very slowly) - Then I could see being a part of this...Disaster...
Lord Nexus - Pee too...
Swarm - Let me ask you both this...while we're on the subject...Who's gonna convince Disaster...let alone Spike to go along with all of this?
Phantasy - The Overmaster...
Swarm - I sure hope so...
Jim Morrison - We all...hope so...
(As the screen slowly fade to black...)
Lord Nexus (to Jim) - Where'd you het that stuff?...
Jim Morrison (to Nexus) - I know...groovy right?
Strumming My Pain With His Fingers: ------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is Witnesses Dominion Scout Fighter...his shields are up to full power...so no one can read any minds...especially The Queen of the Nights):
The Guardian - Things are in motion back at The Moon...with luck...we can revive The Federation of Planets...
Witness - Right after this reconnaissance...I'm to report to The Big Ship...I'm hoping they are promoting me to fly it...that's the rumor...
Lope - Where is GODSEND?...
The Guardian - He dissappeared...once Satan took Castilex Minor and all his minions...GODSEND dissappeared...probably to Kronos...
Witness - He's only good for talk...
Lope - Big balls...no dick...
Witness - Y'all got that right...
Lope - Can I kill him?
The Guardian - No...
Lope - Why not?...
The Guardian - I'm going to Kronos...to try to find him...
Witness - By yourself...
The Guardian - Yes...I can conceal myself better that way...
Lope - Can you...kill him?
Witness (laughing and to Lope) - My friend...we have to pick our spots...
The Guardian - Witness is right...
Witness (turns towards Lope) - Gotta love his spirit...
The Guardian (also turns towards Lope) - Very glad...he's on our side...
Lope - Great...more talk...
Witness (To The Guardian) - Good luck...Convince him...
The Guardian (To Witness) - Pilot that ship...
Lope - Blah...Blah...Blah...my claws...are still dry...
Make Not You're Thoughts You're Prisons: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene: Zaratticus imprisoned on Castilex Minor...enslaved by the troops from Castilex Major...but the scene is not from his physical cell...it is from a cell in his mind...one far more terrible):
I can't...do this...I can't...connect things...anymore...everything is just so...cloudy...
A Voice - You have to go through the haze...one step at a time...one breath at a time...one thought at a time...
Zaratticus - Who...who are...you?
A Voice - You're first challenge...you're first test...relax...breathe...and concentrate...
Zaratticus - I can't...
A Voice - You can...and you have to...
Zaratticus - Why are...you here (cradling his own skull gently)...
A Voice - For everyone's sake...even your's...you still have a part to play in this...
Zaratticus - In...what?
A Voice - The Second War...Now focus...you still have...some magic left...otherwise...we couldn't even talk...this way...
Zaratticus (with a glimmer of hope) - That's true...
A Voice - I'm in a dark corner...outside your cell...but you can only hear me
Zaratticus (interrupts) - Telepathically...
A Voice - Good...remember...salvation is through the difficult my friend...now...concentrate...who am I?...
Zaratticus - (in the brief span of about 15 seconds...he experiences hallucinations combined with just about every emotion there is...but spurned on by the Voice...he puts it together) - Zeus...I see it now...I can see you now...you're Zeus...
Zeus - Circle gets the square...get up and get out of this first cell...we still have a lot...of work to do...
Come On And Do The Toxic Waltz (Slam Your Partner Against The Wall) Get Up Off Your Ass The Toxic Waltz (If You Hit The Floor You Can Always Crawl): ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is the Earth...Manhattan Island in New York City specifically...The Supreme Ruler of The Earth...the pregnant hermaphroditic former terrorist Nossir Araflat is all set to speak to his zombie minions...Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie...is faithfully at his side...)
Nossir Araflat - O.K. everybody...if Brooklyn wants to stay zombie free...then so be it...it's entirely dare loss...because we all know...that When You Go Gray...There Ain't No Utter Way!!!
(Huge applause from the countless zombie faithful...as Nossir and Gustav share a fist bump)...
(At this moment...a strong...deep...and immensely powerful voice can be heard...it's reverberations actually shake the ground some...a long and ancient chant...if you will...
from the sounds of it...all of the zombies instinctually know that this is the voice of The Harvester of Sorrow...Murdok...God of The Zombies...his chant made all of the zombies...men and women...turn around to witness his arrival...some of the younger female zombies...started to worry about the condition of their hair...what was left of it anyway...).
(Before poor Nossir Araflat knew what was happening...several of his own zombie chieftains...apprehended him...and threw him (literally)...inside one of the dungeon jail cells underneath Gracie Mansion...the former residence of Hizzoner...NYC Mayor Ned Krotch...he fought tooth and nail but to no avail...he wound up inside a cell that had the following carved into the wall):
Wince McCant was here...I had nothing to do with the _ - Bomb.
(A small band of zombie rebells...led by Evil Dead and his creator...the Arch Zombie of Earth if you will...Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie...beat their way out of captivity...and swam...and then sank...to the bottom of The East River...crawled into Buttermilk Channel...and then the shore of Red Hook Brooklyn...vowing to rescue Nossir).
(Meanwhile at Cannonball Park...adjacent to The Wicked Monk Bar and Restaurant...an LXG stealth fighter landed on the mostly now desrted 4th Avenue...right in front of The Monk's place...out of the fighter emerged The Wicked Monk...as he surveyed the empty streets and saw that the coast was clear...he then waved on his passenger...who emerged out of the fighter and accompanied The Monk into the bar)
(The passenger is Corporal Aegis of Centra...and he is reforming his Ramparts Of Centra...with the sole purpose of holding Murdok accountable for multiple crimes...and putting his ass away...for good).
Our Lady Of Blessed Acceleration Don't Fail Us Now: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is The Bluesmobile and Merf and the Magictones space ships and they're trying to evade La Calavera Negra...The pirate raider of Captain Crossbones)...
Dan "Elwood" Akroyd - Matt...link up your ships tractor beam with the Bluesmobile...It will put us in synch...
John "Joilet Jake" Belushi - And Elwood in control of both...
Matt "Guitar" Murphy (turns it on) - Aw Ssshhhit...I hate it when we do this...
(After linking the crafts together...they fly through a large asteroid field...and for a moment...they appear to loose Captain Crossbones...until Crossbones triggers a suprise modification in his pirate craft...the large craft subdivides...and becomes not one...but now four seperately piloted crafts):
John "Joilet Jake" Belushi - Hey...Hey that's not fair...They Can't Do That!
Dan "Elwood" Akroyd - Jake they're pirates...they can do...(tilts his head slightly)...whatever the hell they want.
Matt "Guitar" Murphy - Are You Two Seing This Shit!!
John "Joilet Jake" Belushi (To Elwood) - Get Us Out Of This Damn Asteroid Field!
Matt "Guitar" Murphy - Yeah Everybody's Freaking Out Back Here...Blue Lou Just Had An Accident!
(Inside the core of this immense asteroid field was a space station...made out of a lot of glass...The Mall Of The Milky Way...some called it)...
Steve "The Colonel" Cropper - Awww Shit...Lou pissed all over the blunt granades....
Dan "Elwood" Akroyd - You All Want Out Of This...Asteroid Field......O.K.........
Sometimes...I Feel...Like A...Motherless Child...(A Long...Way...From My Home): -----------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is New York City's Central Park...A jet black LXG security craft lands on The Great Lawn...and from it emerges the leader of The City of Fights chapter of The Hells Angels..Big Daddy Kill...followed by several dozen of his men)...
Big Daddy Kill - Spread Out You Bastards!...The last signal we picked up was from this...phony ass park...Report back with any signs of Scapegoat...
Hell's Angels Second In Command - Scrapheap...
Big Daddy Kill - I Bloody Well Know That It's...Scrapheap...Smartass...
Hell's Angels Second In Command - No You Didn't...
Big Daddy Kill - Yeah youre right...what can I say...I'm Sill A Bit Tired From Givin Your Mum Such A Good Rogering Last Night!!...
Hell's Angels Second In Command - That's Not
Big Daddy Kill - Shut Up And Search!!!!
(Meanwhile about 4 miles or so South of Central Park...Scrapheap woke up)
Scrapheap (to himself) - Whoa...what is.. this?...where's the show?...why am I tied up?...can't...what is this...I can't move...and something's around my mouth...wait a minute...who's that by the driver's...side window?...Is that?...yes that's them...Whitmer and...Martinez...those are...Kevin Sullivan's wrestlers...shit...wait...is that Kevin Sullivan...next to them?...I must be on Hoffman Island...no...wait...that's a church behind them...I've seen that...church before...Trinity Church...yes...that's it...so I'm in Manhattan...but what is this van?...and why the hell is he loose?
Yeah We're ALL! Fast Breakers Comin Out A The Gate Takin Chances...We're The Crash And Burn...: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is the underground headquarters of Afghanistan Bananastan...underneath David Sans Chinese Food Emporium...seated around the large conference table are...The Aethran Overmaster...Disaster...Spike...Sky Low Low...LXG Life Coach David Lee Roth...Wolf and Endgame...now entering the room are Robert Redford...Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose...and bringing up the rear...LXG Public Relations Guru Bill Murray...these three then sit down at the table):
Sky Low Low - So?...What'd They Say?
(Redford and Rose turn and look at each other...and then towards Murray...Murray sees this and then glances over at The Aethran side of the table that is opposite them...The Overmaster has Murray locked in his stare...as Spike instinctively cracks his knuckles...and Disaster opens a large switchblade knife and starts to sharpen it...on a small piece of shaven stone...Spike and Wolf never take their eyes off of each other):
Robert Redford - We told it to everyone on the level...
Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose - Pulled no punches...
Bill Murray - But they weren't buying...anything...we told them...until we extended them...an olive branch...
David Lee Roth (with a look of dread) - Holy Shit...Dare I Ask...Meaning What Exactly?...
Bill Murray - They are all permitted to have a representative...on the War Council...and we all fight this war...from a high level...on an equal footing...
Disaster (stabs the table) - WHAT!!!!
Spike (Yells At The Top Of His Lungs) - NEVER!!
Bill Murray (points at Redford and Rose) - Hey Man!...I Don't Blame You...I Told Them Both That It Was A Horrible Idea...
(In a fit of nuclear rage...Loophole Rose...stands up...with hair askew and one eye now bigger than the other):
Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose - THAT'S IT!!!!
(Ironically it is not The Aethrans that attack Bill Murray...it's Loophole).
Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose (While now strangling Murray) - I'M GONNA KILL YOU... YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Spike - Choke Him Harder!...
(Endgame, Roth, Sky and Redford scramble to try to break it up...Wolf never takes his eyes off of all three Aethrans and remains perpetually poised...but much to The Aethrans delight - Rose is quite determined to kill him...Murray starts to turn a light blue as Rose's knuckles turn an even brighter white...but Endgame eventually picks Rose up completely off of Murray and hurls him across the room onto the table itself...then Roth's EMT training saves the day...he revives Murray just enough to escort him to the nearby couch...where he collapses in a heap...Roth stays by him).
Disaster (To Overmaster) - This Is An Outrage!...An Insult To Our Ancestors!
Spike (To The Overmaster...with eyes still on Wolf) - We Can Never Stoop To This Level!...
The Aethran Overmaster (Angrily turns to Disaster and Spike) - WE CANNOT WIN THIS FIGHT...ALONE...NO PLANET CAN...THEY OUT NUMBER AETHRA...A THOUSAND TO ONE!!
Bill Murray (He just couldn't help himself...he tries to yell it out...but it sounds horrible) - Right On!...Ovie!...You Tell Em'!
(The Aethran Overmaster has now been pushed to his limit...he hates that Aethra can't handle The Dominion alone...but reality...is reality...and he can't afford to ignore it):
The Aethran Overmaster (He stands enraged...and even seems alot taller now somehow) - IF YOU EVER...CALL ME OVIE AGAIN!...I'M GONNA RIP YOUR LIPS OFF!!
(Now as unexpected as this was...this threat against Murray...forced all of them to laugh...the first one's to laugh at the thought in spite of themselves...were Disaster and Spike).
(And then they all started to laugh...again...in spite of themselves...all except Murray...he actually wet the couch a little).
David Lee Roth - That's some funny shit...
Sky Low Low (To all) - The Overmaster is right...like it or not...we all have to at least try...to unify...
Endgame - Otherwise we will all suffer the same fate...as the outer rim planets...
Wolf - We have to drop our pride...and our egos...and take care of business...
Disaster (To Wolf) - Whatever...But rest assured...
Spike - We will be keeping our eyes...on you all...
The Aethran Overmaster - Disaster!...Spike!...Watch All Of Them From Now On!...Sky Low Low!...
Sky Low Low - I'll Set The Meeting...We'll Meet Here...With All Of The Delegates...
The Aethran Overmaster - Make It Happen!...
(The three Aethrans get up and leave the table...and then the room...there is definitely a collective and unspoken sigh of relief...Robert Redford slowly goes up to the door to check and see if The Aethrans are truly gone...afterwards...he scratches his jaw...and walks back towards the rest):
Robert Redford - I've gotta hand it to you Sky...I really didn't think that was gonna diffuse the situation...let alone get them to at least meet us halfway...
Sky Low Low - Better to be lucky than good...Fn Great Job Everybody...
Endgame - Loophole...you were brilliant...
Loophole Rose - Was kinda easy...Bill really is.. an asshole...
Bill Murray - Sky...
Sky Low Low - I'm on it Bill...you...were magnificent...I'm calling Smallie Biggs now...do you want regular sized or midget escorts?
Bill Murray (thinks for a second) - Yes...and I want them all naked and covered in cream cheese...before they are even in...my room...
Sky Low Low (laughing) - Done...
Bill Murray - No wait...I just got the living shit scared out of me...Make it jalapeno cream cheese...
Wolf (turns towards a smiling Roth) - He earned it...
And I...Don't Want The World To See Me...Cause I Don't Think That They'd Under...Stand...: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is the refugee camp at The City of Fight...Fhanna, She Devil and Little Beaver are trying to manage the situation...along with LXG EAP and Mental Health Counselor Plethador, Devil's Advocates Bishop Hell, Oracle and the entire LXG medical wing...with about a hundred volunteers from across the universe):
(Little Beaver is watching a group of children, from various races and different planets playing soccer...well a volunteer is trying to teach them...how to play...a sad little girl from one of the outer rim planets suddenly stops trying...and leaves the field...to get as far away from the others as she can):
Little Beaver (to She Devil) - She...who is that little girl?...
She Devil - Her name is Silva...
Little Beaver - Are her parents...here?...
Fhanna (puts her hand on his shoulder) - No...they're gone...
She Devil (getting emotional) - They passed away trying to save her...
(Little Beaver...without really thinking...but just feeling...(Beav thinks with his heart)...walked up to the sad little girl...Plethador had told him that...one of the first steps in helping people...is to meet them where they're at mentally...and slowly go from there):
Little Beaver - Hello Silva...my name is Little Beaver...could you show me...how to play soccer?...I'm not very good...
Silva (tears in her eyes) - I'm not good either...I've never played this before...(obviously upset...and for a few reasons)...
Little Beaver (kneels down in front of her...so he is lower...than she is) - I'm sorry...Hey...none of this...or what you're feeling...is you're fault...
Silva (tears are falling now...she has lost her composure but somehow...she knows she can trust Beav...she can see who he is...through his eyes) - I really miss them...I want my Mommy and Daddy back...
(Oracle sees and hears from a short distance away...Beav and Silva talking....and waves She Devil and Fhanna over to listen...he starts filming this conversation on his phone)
Little Beaver (really trying to keep it together) - Come with me...please...
(Little Beaver and Silva walk over towards...of all things a LXG souvenir stand...Silva starts to see that some of the merchandise actually has Beavs face on it...Little Beaver asks the former homeless person...who's working the stand...for two items).
Little Beaver (Kneels down again in front of Silva...and despite being terrified of hurting her or saying the wrong thing...he tries his best) - As long as they're in you're heart...then they're still here...
(Little Beaver hands Silva two little LXG Teddy Bears, one pink and one blue...she thanks him...and without thinking...hugs him around the neck...with a little Teddy Bear in each of her little hands...for a long time).
(As Fhanna and She Devil tear up and put their hands over their mouths for a few seconds...Oracle begins telling the rest of the LXG helpers...to tell everyone else...that by helping others...we help ourselves in the process).
(By helping others...you help yourself in the process)
(This message and approach ripples through the crowd...and spreads like wildfire...and for the first time yet...hope starts to grow in this horrible camp...)
(As Silva...with a the little teddy bears in each of her front pockets...starts playing soccer with Little Beaver in a little clearing...they soon raise their hands in triumph...as Silva kicks a goal past Beav into a net...and because she smiles...he smiles...)
Wine Is Fine...But Whiskeys Quicker...: ---------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is The Continental "Riot House" Hotel in West Hollywood, California...it has become a transients residence...totally lawless...like the majority of the planet Earth...an epicenter of criminality and debauchery...sitting inside a hotel room on one of the higher floors...is The Queen of The Night...she has broken ties with Afghanistan Bananastan despite their many urgings...and has taken refuge inside multiple whiskey bottles...heartbroken and bitter...she appears to have given up on...well everything...)
(As she stares outside the window onto the Hollywood night...there is a ruckus at the end of the hall on her floor...with whiskey bottle in hand...she decides to investigate...must be another junkie...)
(As she steps out into the hallway...The Queen sees a disturbed looking man who's curled up in a ball on the floor...obviously in great pain...grabbing both of his shins...coming towards The Queen from this scene...is someone familiar...she can't believe who it is...the mother of Little Beaver...and Sky Low Low...):
Ms. Klytamnestra LowBeaver (possessed by the furies for sure...a 3' 10" incarnation of Mother Nature herself) - Now just where the hell have you been?
The Queen of the Night (caught off guard and confused) - My...man is
Ms. Klytamnestra LowBeaver (interrupting) - When I ask you a question...you shut your ass up!
The Queen of the Night - O.k...
Ms. Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Yeah I know what's been going on with this friggin fed my boys run...not to mention this cluster**** of a universe we have...look here hot pants...now I've had enough of everything that I've been hearing ...I'm gettin my wide ass in the game now...and its time for you...to stop being a sulky depressed little bitch...time for both of us to put our big girl pants on...
The Queen of the Night - How do you know what's been
Ms. Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Hades...
The Queen of the Night - How do you know Hades...
Ms. Klytamnestra LowBeaver (interrupting) - None of your Goddam Business!...oh and for the record...I know damn well...that Witness will be back...
The Queen of the Night - How do you know?...
Ms. Klytamnestra LowBeaver - That sneaky bastard...is the best double agent there is...got more sides to him than the Hope Diamond...and I saw that security footage too...mark my words...The Guardian is in on this too...tell me...he split right?...to go looking for him...and now he hasn't come back either right?...I know sure as shit...they've gone rogue...even that mongrel Lope is probably in on it...
The Queen of the Night (with some renewed hope...but with emotions all over the place) - I don't...I hope...
Ms. Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Sober your self up...I'm countin to sixty five times then you and I are going to The City of Fight...there's a lot to be discussed...
The Queen of the Night (after giving Klytamnestra a big long silent appreciative hug...an embrace that says both thank you from her...and your welcome...when Klytamnestra hugs her back) - Yes ma'am...
Ms. Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Lets go...and make sure you keep those tits out of my way...startin to confuse my ass...
Upcoming Match Results Inculde:
1. The Sandman vs Dan The Beast Severn.
2. Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash vs Cheerleader Melissa.
3. Chaos Supreme vs Gladiator of Aethra - Spike.
4. The Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation vs Sex and Violence - Exotic Adrian Street & Bigfoot.
5. Harley Race vs Solar "Ric" Flair
6. Disaster vs Godsend.
7. Coven Black, Count Necros, Tyler Black & Sammael The Morningstar, Sinful, Skinhead Sherri Martel (sired by Count Necros) & Alpha Female (sired by Sammael) vs Ravage, Snarl & King of The Lycans - Sidon, The Resurrected Dark Wolf - Rak'ashan, and they're three new "volunteers" into The Lycan Clan - A 7 on 7 Battlezone Match.
8. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Homicide, Sabu & The Sheik vs Thantos, Encubus & Morpheus.
9. Rob Van Dam defends The LXG World Championship against A.J. Styles
10. Trish Stratus defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Taeler Hendrix
11. The Road Warriors defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against The Monster & The Mouth - Andre the Giant & Rowdy Roddy Piper.
12. End of Days defends The LXG Universal Championship against Frank Gotch.
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Next to be posted will be the 12 above mentioned match results.
Peace all.
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Post by TTX on Dec 23, 2018 8:18:34 GMT -5
Nikki: "I've heard the so called King of Sting is back." Amaranth: "Look how that Simmons guy gets all the ladies." Eris: "Bill Murray better be careful, I think Sky Low Low would take him in a fight."
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Post by cruefan68 on Dec 23, 2018 8:27:51 GMT -5
I'm not even sure I can retain all that I just read but you are at the top of your game with the bawdy humor and the strange pairings of wrestlers and celebrities, a wet dream for Wince McCant. I loved Jim Morrison rapping with Phantasy, Swarm and Lord Nexus along with the antics of Cheech & Chong. I'm looking forward to the match card to come.
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