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Post by Crossbones on Dec 23, 2018 8:31:13 GMT -5
Great stuff, Bri. I cant wait for the Chaos Supreme vs. Spike and Disaster vs Godsend matches.
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Post by Bri on Jan 6, 2019 4:52:10 GMT -5
Nikki: "I've heard the so called King of Sting is back." Amaranth: "Look how that Simmons guy gets all the ladies." Eris: "Bill Murray better be careful, I think Sky Low Low would take him in a fight." Hey TTX! It's totally beyond cool when The Terrible Trio are on the scene...they're private suite is always fully stocked at the LXG Arena on the Moon...cauldron is always polished. I always hope the LXG is worth the read. Although this fed takes so long lately to roll out and post It's always fun to do. A peek behind the curtain, the little bit with Ronnie and Roddy was heavily influenced by the Odd Couple movie. That scene where Felix feels embarrassed about coming apart and crying in front of the Pidgeon sisters, & Oscar tells him are you nuts! You have them eating out of the palm of your hands! I'm thinking of getting hysterical! Sorry I haven't been on the boards nmuch lately. Have been temping at a new job and have been sidelined with a nasty head cold. Going to be posting the inside the 12 match arena portion of LXG 9 in a few min. At the tail end of it is a preview of the outside the arena portion for LXG 10. Always grateful bro.
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Post by Bri on Jan 6, 2019 5:31:37 GMT -5
I'm not even sure I can retain all that I just read but you are at the top of your game with the bawdy humor and the strange pairings of wrestlers and celebrities, a wet dream for Wince McCant. I loved Jim Morrison rapping with Phantasy, Swarm and Lord Nexus along with the antics of Cheech & Chong. I'm looking forward to the match card to come. Morning cruefan68! You are far too kind my man. And to know you dug what was posted truly makes all of this worth while. Don't get me wrong, The LXG pays me well to post all of this for them. Once a month I get a case of freshly ground Chock Full 'O Nuts Coffee, sacks of Pepperoni Pizza Rolls and all the cream cheese I can eat. But the real priceless payoff here is friendship. Always honored to have The American Poet in the house my man. Youre suite is right next to The Terrible Trio's. Don't let any of the rukus that you may hear through the walls alarm you...they know exactly what they're doing. Thanks brother.
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Post by Bri on Jan 6, 2019 5:48:12 GMT -5
Great stuff, Bri. I cant wait for the Chaos Supreme vs. Spike and Disaster vs Godsend matches. Hey Crossbones! Very kind amigo. This fed is a labor of love for me but knowing you are enjoying this is a true gift my man. I'm taking some pages out of you're playbook in as far as character depth (or attempted character depth). In this fed, the universe it resides in is on the precipice of a potentially cataclysmic war, many of these people will not be the same. Some will rise and some will fall, aspire and or sink. Some will truly become gentlemen and some will fail miserably. Anywho, posting the dozen matches for LXG 9 next and I have to say it was a real fun night of action to roll out. Thanks for the inspiration brother!
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Post by Bri on Jan 6, 2019 6:49:00 GMT -5
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LXG 9 - Match Results: ----------------------------------------
Jim Solie - Ladies And Gentlemen...Speaking To You Loudly, Proudly and Resoundly From...LXG Arena in The City of Fight, The Moon!
Gorilla Ventura - Welcome To...LXG 9 - HERE WE STAND...OR HERE WE FALL...HISTORY WON'T CARE AT ALL...On the card:
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1. The Sandman vs Dan The Beast Severn.
2. Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash vs Cheerleader Melissa.
3. Chaos Supreme vs Gladiator of Aethra - Spike.
4. The Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation vs Sex and Violence - Exotic Adrian Street & Bigfoot.
(When Exotic Adrian Street was asked, "So I guess we know just who sex is and who violence is, he responded, "All depends on...just what you're into...darling").
5. Harley Race vs Solar "Ric" Flair
6. Disaster vs Godsend.
7. Coven Black, Count Necros, Tyler Black & Sammael The Morningstar, Sinful, Skinhead Sherri Martel (sired by Count Necros) & Alpha Female (sired by Sammael) vs Ravage, Snarl & King of The Lycans - Sidon, The Resurrected Dark Wolf - Rak'ashan, and they're three new "volunteers" into The Lycan Clan - Heidi Lovelace, Jessica Havok & Andrea the Giant - A 7 on 7 Battlezone Match.
8. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Homicide, Sabu & The Sheik vs Thantos, Encubus & Morpheus.
9. Rob Van Dam (c) defends The LXG World Championship against A.J. Styles
10. Trish Stratus (c) defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Taeler Hendrix
11. The Road Warriors (c) defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against The Monster & The Mouth - Andre the Giant & Rowdy Roddy Piper.
12. End of Days (c) defends The LXG Universal Championship against Frank Gotch.
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▪ Dan "The Beast" Severn defeated The Sandman via Pinfall - courtesy of his Fireman's Carry Slam at the 9 minute mark:
(These two were recently found right in the middle of 4th Avenue not far from the original LXG Arena - adjacent to Fort Hamilton in Brooklyn, pounding each others teeth in. Suffice to say, this old LXG rivalry is back and with how Severn achieved the above mentioned three count, he has only made it worse. As The Sandman howled at the referee for not seeing Severn grab the top of The Sandman's pants for leverage...Severn stood behind the referee facing The Sandman and giving him both middle fingers while shaking his fists back and forth).
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▪ Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash defeated Cheerleader Melissa via Pinfall - courtesy of her FEMME FATAL finisher (A Press Slam Into A Gutbuster Drop) at the 3 minute mark:
(The furiousness of the opening match for tonight was impressive, but failed in comparison to this three minute blitz. The entire match came down to a 30 second brawl outside the ring where according to LXG Announcers Solie & Ventura, a total count of 54 punches were thrown between the two. Thrash doesn't respect many at all, but she extended a hand to Melissa, who accepted it, to help her up off the canvas, which many frankly never expected to see. The often broodingly quiet Thrash later said, (about her olive branch to Cheerleader Melissa), to Jim Solie as she checked her teeth, "What can I say...That chick can fight").
(Thrash is now the number one contender for The LXG Universal Women's Championship).
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▪Chaos Supreme defeated Gladiator of Aethra - Spike via Submission - courtesy of his BOW OF DEFEAT finisher (A Bearhug From Behind) at the 6 minute mark:
(Although managers, valets and entourages in general had previously been banned by the then LXG Commissioner Omega of Cetus, it would appear that this is now a thing of the past. LXG Acting Commissioner Star Warrior (covering for the absent Guardian) just before tonight's action has formally stepped down, in this time of impending war, to attend to matters concerning Cetus. As of right now, The LXG does not have a commissioner, a fact that Magnus Colby (manager of Chaos Supreme), has taken full advantage of...by distracting the shit out of Spike in this contest).
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▪ The Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation defeated Exotic Adrian Street with Miss Linda and Bigfoot via Pinfall - courtesy of Fist pinning Street with his Mounted Punches at the 18 minute mark, as Probation tackled both Bigfoot and Miss Linda and held them back just long enough; preventing them from interfering with the fall:
(A tour de force of a tag team match up that had just about everything you could think of in it; a referee who was knocked out for a portion of the match, Fist executing his Mounted Punches on Bigfoot where not only did it not have it faze him at all, but Bigfoot to picked him up off the turnbuckle and threw him backwards over the barrier into the front row, Exotic Adrian Street not only kicking out from Probations UNCHAINED primary finisher (A Running Clothesline To An Opponent Tied Up In The Ropes), but soon after to jump up, grab Probations skull and put it through the t.v. announcers table with all of Street's weight behind it...to the exclamation point of the match, where Probation succeeds in holding both Bigfoot and Miss Linda away from the fall...and then simultaneously Chokeslamming both of them).
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▪ Solar "Ric" Flair defeated Harley Race via Submission - courtesy of his FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK primary finisher at the 24 minute mark:
(A match that felt like a title was on the line, these two pulled out all the stops. When one held the offensive advantage, soon after the other would capitalize on his opponents mistake. Flair powered back from the brink of a loss by somehow powering out of Race's second PILEDRIVER and also gained from the unmistakable presence and distraction of Flairs sunglasses wearing, ax handle over his shoulder, manager Jack Nicholson (aka Jack The Wicked). After a very bloodied Flair finally forced Race to tap out, Race collapsed onto his back, defenseless. An elated Nicholson couldn't help himself, he dropped his ax handle and got on all fours right in the face of the delirious looking Race in order to triumphantly yell WOOO!...but like a venus fly trap patiently awaiting it's prey...Race suddenly grabbed Nicholson by the throat with both hands and rolled over on top of him...it took 4 men, including Flair some time to pry the wild eyed and white knuckled Race off of the convulsing Nicholson).
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▪ Gladiator of Aethra - Disaster defeated Godsend via Pinfall - courtesy of his RAMPAGE finisher (A Brutal Chokeslam) at the 6 minute mark:
(During the lock up Godsend told Disaster that the supreme ruler of the universe GODSEND will soon force all in the universe to kneel...after the third and final RAMPAGE for the three count...Disaster told Godsend that..."GODSEND is a bad person...I bow to absolutely...No one"...and then skull punted the prone Godsend).
(Disaster is now the number one contender for The LXG Universal Championship).
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A 7 on 7 BattleZone Single Elimination Match - The Family of Blood vs The Lycan Clan:
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▪ "Skinhead" Sherri Martel (Family) defeated Heidi Lovelace (Newly Born Lycan) via Pinfall - courtesy of her TOP ROPE SPLASH finisher at the 6 minute mark:
(After making quite an entrance by unnaturally racing to the ring snarling and running on all fours, Heidi Lovelace soon hit a bald brick wall in Skinhead Sherri Martel. Martel outmaneuvered and in particular - outbrawled Lovelace to the point of Lovelace nearly getting counted out...Martel then patiently waited for the delerious Lovelace to stagger into the ring...with her arms folded as she stood perched upon the top ropes like a vulture...and then lept).
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▪ "Skinhead" Sherri Martel (Family) defeated Jessicka Havoc (Newly Born Lycan) via Pinfall - courtesy of her TOP ROPE SPLASH finisher at the 12 minute mark:
(Jessicka Havok definitely gave "Skinhead" Sherri Martel a lot more problems than Heidi Lovelace did, but Martel not only rose to the occassion, but actually got better as she went. When Martel got the three count with a handfull of Havok's trunks...even tearing her fishnets a bit in the process...Havok completely lost her shit and went after the referee because he actually missed it due to the noise factor...as several members of The Hells Angels and a replacement referee were subduing Havok...Martel did a mock Ric Flairesque strut on the other side of the ring...)
(The original referee, eventually and angrily defended his decision and howled right in the face of the struggling and firmly held Havok..."Martel Wins By Pinfall!!!").
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▪ Andrea The Giant (Newly Born Lycan) defeated "Skinhead" Sherri Martel (Family) via Pinfall - courtesy of her Repeated Headbutts at the 24 minute mark:
(During this 12 minute back and forth contest is where Martel finally started to run out of gas and collided literally head first with a woman 18 inches taller than her and almost triple her weight, turning the tide in the favor of The Lycan Clan. Although Martel still amazed many especially by executing an unbelievable somewhat Delayed Vertical Suplex upon this monstrosity, Andrea ended the match by Headbutting Her Repeatedly In The Face...breaking it apart and bloodying it terribly...in Andrea's rage soaked revenge).
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▪Sinful (Family) defeated Andrea The Giant (Newly Born Lycan) via Pinfall - courtesy of using Andrea's own finisher against her - a (+6) version of her VOLANSIAN STRANGLE DROP at the 36 minute mark:
(If there was any doubt at all, about a lot of unearthly and supernatural shit going on within this BattleZone match between the Family of Blood and The Lycan Clan, it was totally removed with this confrontation. Andrea had Sinful beat after her Corner Trample and went for the cover...but suddenly Sinful's eyes rolled backwards into her head...and she levitated with plain white eyes out of the cover horizontally off the canvas with arms out at both sides...her eyes then turned blood red and she hit her alternate finisher RISING FROM THE GRAVE - (A Chokeslam)...Sinful then was about to hit her primary finisher LIFE BLOOD (Copies Opponents Finisher).
(Seconds before Sinful unleashed this +6 finisher of Andrea's against herself...and was Two Handed Choking Her...Sinful roared, "Welcome To The Underworld Bitch!!...)
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▪ Snarl (Lycan Clan) defeated Sinful (Family) via Submission - courtesy of his LUPINE STRETCH finisher (An Abdominal Stretch) at the 42 minute mark:
(Tangling with Andrea just took too much out of Sinful and Snarl capitalised on it immediately...with no theatrics and just raw business...Snarl caught her off balance with a Sunset Flip pin attempt and then went for his finisher...but it was a good three minutes before Sinful finally tapped).
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▪ Alpha Female (Family) defeated Snarl (Lycan Clan) via Submission - courtesy of her DIRE STRAPH primary finisher (A Full Nelson Submission Hold) at the 51 minute mark:
(Snarl for his part tried to go toe to toe with a woman who is truly now a hodgepodge of horror. Aethran by birth...infected with the Black Death plague...and now courtesy of Sammael The Morningstar...a vampire. Alpha Female basically ragdolled Snarl from turnbuckle to turnbuckle).
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▪ Alpha Female (Family) defeated Ravage (Lycan Clan) via Submission - courtesy of her DIRE STRAPH primary finisher (A Full Nelson Submission Hold) at the 54 minute mark:
(Much like her fellow member of The Family of Blood, Skinhead Sherri Martel, Alpha Female only improved with her second confrontation...forcing yet another member of The Lycan Clan to bow down to her in agony).
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▪ Rak'ashan (Lycan Clan) defeated Alpha Female (Family) via Pinfall - courtesy of his WYLDSIDE primary finisher (A Bearhug Into A Powerbomb) at the 57 minute mark:
(Alpha Female quite simply hit Rak'ashan with everything in her arsenal but the kitchen sink...Powerslamming Him Through A Table...Blasting Him In The Head With A Steel Chair...but he relentlessly kept coming - when he finally caught her he made short work of her...when he finished the second part of his finisher, he Powerbombed her skull into the base of the turnbuckle post...after the referee administered the 3 count...he saw that when he had dragged her body to the center of the ring...the back of her head had left a streak of blood across the canvas...as she was being assisted and removed via stretcher by the LXG medics...and a stunned silent arena looked on...as the monstrous, unholy and now resurrected Rak'ashan...paced back...and forth).
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▪ Rak'ashan (Lycan Clan) defeated Tyler Black (Family) via Pinfall - courtesy of his WYLDSIDE primary finisher (A Bearhug Into A Powerbomb) at the 60 minute mark:
(Tyler Black really never knew what hit him...spurned on and adrenalized by his savage success...Rak'ashan made short work of him in the same manner as he did Alpha Female however this time...he missed the bottom of the steel turnbuckle post).
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▪ Rak'ashan (Lycan Clan) defeated Count Necros (Family) via Pinfall - courtesy of his WYLDSIDE primary finisher (A Bearhug Into A Powerbomb) at the 66 minute mark:
(Rak'ashan was as unyielding and relentless as ever but Count Necros gave him a good run for his money - until Rak'ashan Suplexed Necros Across The Top Of The Ring Barrier...how Necros still managed to beat the count back into the ring many wondered...but it took all that he had left).
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▪ Rak'ashan (Lycan Clan) defeated Coven Black (Family) via Pinfall - courtesy of his WYLDSIDE primary finisher (A Bearhug Into A Powerbomb) at the 75 minute mark:
(Coven Black gave all he had...but it just wasn't enough...Rak'ashan was now wounded...but looked as determined as he was earlier in the night...to some Rak'ashan looked positively possessed).
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▪ Rak'ashan (Lycan Clan) defeated Sammael The Morningstar (Family) via Pinfall - courtesy of his Nerve Strike at the 84 minute mark:
(After Rak'ashan vanquished Sammael and secured the victory for The Lycan Clan...Sidon The Defacto Lycan King emerged triumphantly from the locker rooms...thrilled at his teams victory...and at the fact that out of the 14 participants in this match...he was the only one...who never had to wrestle)
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"Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Homicide, Sabu & The Sheik vs Thantos, Encubus & Morpheus:
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▪ Homicide defeated Thantos via Pinfall - courtesy of his Ace Crusher at the 12 minute mark as Encubus was cut off from breaking up the pin by Sabu:
(Via first hand experience tonight, The Sheik knew that wrestling Thantos toe to toe was going to be a real problem so The Sheik, Sabu and Homicide all kept Thantos within the ring, cutting him off from his son and paternal father. Showing suprising tag skills and timely assaults, Homicide & Co strikes first here).
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▪ Encubus defeated The Sheik via Pinfall - courtesy of his SECOND COMING primary finisher (A Dropkick Into The Turnbuckle Followed By A Bulldog) at the 78 minute mark as Sabu and Homicide were too shot to even try to interfere at this point:
(A 66 minute fall wherein Encubus had to tangle with all three opponents and while they isolated him in the center of the ring, from an absolutely beside himself Morpheus. 2 Pin Saves, Tables, Chairs, Foreign Objects and lots of out and out Biting of Faces occured. After his three assailants all left their marks on him, Encubus responded in kind and displayed one the grittiest performances ever seen in LXG history).
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▪ Morpheus defeated Sabu via Submission - courtesy of his Cobra Grip at the 79 minute mark, as The Sheik just held on to the ropes and bled:
(As soon as Morpheus hit the ring he was unstoppable. The ferocity of Morpheus's final hold was evident; from his tortured and vein vein popping appearance, and just how quickly Sabu struggled in agony and gave up).
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▪ The Sheik defeated Morpheus via Pinfall - courtesy of his FIREBALL finisher at the 94 minute mark, as Encubus (due to exhaustion and blood loss) could not interfere with the cover in time:
(This fall was in essence The Sheik's revenge. He obliterated Morpheus offensively with a barrage of Foreign Objects, CAMEL CLUTCHES and a FIREBALL to boot. But once The Sheik hurled a second FIREBALL at Morpheus, that was it).
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▪ The Sheik defeats Encubus via Pinfall - courtesy of his Bite To Forehead at the 95 minute mark:
(As war ravaged as these two were, you just knew that it wouldn't last long, no matter who was going to win. The Sheik was the first one who was able to take his offense to the next level and take the longest match in LXG history).
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▪ A.J. Styles defeated Rob Van Dam (c) via Pinfall - courtesy of a comeback Sunset Flip at the 21 minute mark:
(Styles hit the ring like a tornado trying to put Van Dam away quickly, but the champ fought back and soon got his feet back under him. During an a long offensive flurry from Van Dam, Styles rallied for an out of nowhere Sunset Flip to win the title).
A.J. Styles becomes the new LXG World Champion!
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▪ Taeler Hendrix defeated Trish Stratus (c) via Pinfall - courtesy of her THE KISS GOODNIGHT finisher (A Spinning Heel Kick) at the 15 minute mark:
(A match that saw two competitors about as evenly matched as they could be on any given night. Once Taeler Hendrix landed her Tombstone Piledriver on the champ, it became the pivotal moment as Stratus's offense suffered from that point on. Hendrix used a combination of her Snapmare & Stiff Kick into her finisher to win the title)
Taeler Hendrix becomes the new LXG Universal Champion!
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▪ The Road Warriors (c) defeated Roddy Piper & Andre The Giant via Pinfall - courtesy of their DOOMSDAY DEVICE tag finisher on Piper at the 1 minute mark, as Paul Ellering tripped up Andre The Giant causing him to fall off the ring apron and onto the arena floor:
(This victory was more like a professional hit than a tag team victory. The Road Warriors obviously wanted no part of Andre, so they annihilated Piper before that could ever happen. Now reappearing with The Road Warriors is their manager Paul Ellering who had snuck up behind Andre at the precise moment. It took a dozen Hells Angels and three referees to restore order after Andre went nuclear.
The Road Warriors retain the LXG Universal Tag Team Championship, a successful version three defense!
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▪ End of Days (c) defeated Frank Gotch via Pinfall - courtesy of his UNLIMITED POWER finisher (A Press Slam Into A Drop) at the 9 minute mark:
(Despite the huge weight and size difference, Frank Gotch held his own for a while with End of Days and outside the ring - he actually outbrawled him. But back inside the ring once End of Days hit his debilitating finisher, that was it).
End of Days retains The LXG Universal Championship - a successful version three title defense!
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LXG 10 Coming Attractions: -------------------------------------------------
LXG 10 - JUDAS LIVES...RECITE THIS VOW...I'VE BECOME YOU'RE NEW...GOD NOW...
Viper's Pit: --------------------
Episode 10 is going to be in the field...because of the staffs anxieties over Scrapheaps dissappearance...they have decided to go rogue and take manners into their own hands, reforming for the first time in quite some time...under their moniker Mother, Juggs and Speed now including the full crew...to go find their friend somewhere in New York City...picking up a famous hitchhiker in the process...
The Celebration of The Lizard: -----------------------------------------------------
As a promise to Swarm and Lord Nexus, Jim Morrison and Phantasy also sit in with the upcoming Afghanistan Bananastan meeting for moral support and possibly a cigarette break. Unbeknownst to all, Jim and Phantasy will be video recording the proceedings. (This will be a prelude to the final Fly on the Wall report listed below).
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1. The Guardian tracks down GODSEND inside the Kronos Dimension...but that's just the beginning of the Guardian's obstacles...GODSEND is more of a petulant child than ever...and nobody has time for it...
2. Zeus continues to help The Dark Wizard Zaratticus help himself, slowly regaining his powerful occult powers...while securing Zaratticus's help with this Second War.
3. Jake and Elwood lead the Blues Brothers Band and The Bronx Zoo Special Forces into a large space station shopping mall in an attempt to escape Captain Crossbones and his crew...and receive..."Helf prom the most unlikeliest of pormer ped owners"...
4. Klytamnestra and The Queen of The Night make their way to The City of Fight and seduce the captain of the midget warship The Led Zeppelin, The Bulk. Wrapped around the Queens little finger, The Bulk pilots Klytamnestra, The Queen and a rag tag fleet of volunteers into the warzone. Klytamnestra seems confident in knowing what Castilex Major's next move is...and where...
5. Kevin Sullivan and Murdok reform Sullivan's Dungeon of Doom and elaborate upon they're part of Satan's overall plans. The pivotal step is to disable the impenetrable forcefield that surrounds the LXG on the Moon...and what better way to do that than to force it's creater Scrapheap to show them how...and create one for The Earth...
6. Afghanistan Bananastan arranges a meeting at their hidden headquarters underneath the Chinese Food Emporium with all of the delegates that will hopefully reform the Federation of Planets...provided it all goes well...
7. During the Afghanistan Bananastan meeting...a total solar eclipse occurs on the planet of Aethra, a most unnatural & dangerous one...one that doesn't end...and plunges Aethra into total darkness...
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Take care all - Happy New Year!
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Post by TTX on Jan 6, 2019 8:03:48 GMT -5
More comments later but glad to see it back.
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Post by Crossbones on Jan 6, 2019 8:27:14 GMT -5
I hated that Chaos beat Spike, but Chaos is a hard man to beat. I liked Disaster beating Godsend, as well as Fist and Probation beating Sex and Violence. Great stuff Bri!
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Post by Bri on Jan 15, 2019 18:51:47 GMT -5
More comments later but glad to see it back. Hey TTX! Thanks my man. I'm always grateful for your feedback and being a part of it all. Going to be posting the "Out of the Ring" results of LXG 10 in a few. Gracias!
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Post by Bri on Jan 15, 2019 18:55:22 GMT -5
I hated that Chaos beat Spike, but Chaos is a hard man to beat. I liked Disaster beating Godsend, as well as Fist and Probation beating Sex and Violence. Great stuff Bri! Hey Crossbones! Im with you 100% - was really hoping Spike was going to take that one against Chaos Supreme. I can honestly say (I think) that this was Spike's first loss for me. Disaster really took Godsend apart in that one. Glad you enjoyed most of the results - good stuff in Disaster, Fist & Probations futures. Thanks brother for being in the seats!
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Post by Bri on Jan 15, 2019 19:06:02 GMT -5
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Vipers Pit 10 - (Mother, Jugs & Speed - Part 1): ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The show starts tonight via a live feed from the back of a faux ambulance...which is being used as a cover for the crew of Viper's Pit...in their attempt to rescue their friend...LXG Inventor Extraordinaire...Scrapheap...who was kidnapped just before the second to last show...)
(One camera is being held by Cheech Marin...who is keeping it trained alternately on Pit Viper and Roddy Piper...the other camera is being held by Tommy Chong...who is keeping it trained alternately on Ron Simmons (driving) and April Hunter (shotgun seat...and holding a real shotgun)...but mostly focused on April...)
(Seated in the very rear of the ambulance is Carlos Marin...who's in pure defense mode...determined to not let anything happen to the people in this ambulance...aka his family)
Pit Viper and Roddy Piper in unison - We Are Viper's Pit!...(as April cocks both barrels of the shotgun...and someone nervously farts from the back of the ambulance)...
(The van is racing through the streets of Brooklyn headed towards the deserted Brooklyn Battery Tunnel...which connects Brooklyn with Manhattan...the rumor is that Scrapheap was brought to an undisclosed location somewhere within Manhattan...but just before they get to the tunnel...)
Carlos Marin - ROUNCH!!!...
Tommy Chong - Really?...Where man?...
Cheech Marins Phone Ap - HEY...MAN...PULL OVER...THERE'S...TWO...GUYS...GETTING...ATTACKED...BY...ZOMBIES...
(As they're ambulance scretches to a halt...and Roddy Piper opens the side door...we see two people being attacked by about a dozen zombies...one of the people is in fact...a zombie himself...)
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie - Quick!...In Here!...
(The other guy with him has just emptied the last round of his .45 caliber handgun into a zombies skull...and he executes a Stunner on one more...grabs his large black canvas duffel bag...and jumps inside the ambulance right behind Gustav...)
Cheech Marin (after seeing who's with Gustav) - Hole-ley Sheepshit!...
Pit Viper - Where the hell did you!
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Long story brother...
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie - Kevin Sullivan has apparently...broken out of his asylum...
Roddy Piper - That's really...not a good thing...
Stone Cold Steve Austin - His lackeys Whitmer and Martinez were with him too...
April Hunter (after blowing away two zombies through her open window shotgun style) - When and where did you see them?
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie - About 2 hours ago...and they were in a...creepy looking white van...headed through this same tunnel into Manhattan...
Tommy Chong - Hey...maybe they got Scrapheap man...
Stone Cold (reaches into his duffel bag and cracks open a 16 oz Budweiser) - Wouldn't be suprised...that nuts capable of anything...
(As the ambulance races through the Battery Tunnel):
Pit Viper - So what's the deal here?...How's it all holding together?
Stone Cold Steve Austin (takes a big gulp) - Total shitshow...the Marines are doing there best to keep Brooklyn secure...but they can't be everywhere...
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie - We are regrouping...some of my men are still faithful to myself...as well as my dear pregnant Former Ruler of Earth...Nossir Araflat...Stone Cold and I are going to Battery Park...from there we are hitching a ride with a fighter pilot from The Dead Poet Society...at Battery Park...
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Were on a mission to find a man down south...who is gonna help rally the rogue peoples...and hopefully some of zombies...strictly a need to know basis...
Pit Viper - Who is he?
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie - He is called "The Tower of Power"...by some...the "White Soul King" by others...
(Roddy Piper looks down at the floor of the ambulance...and smiles...)
(As they arrive on the Manhattan side of the tunnel):
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Y'all saved our asses...how much we owe you?
Ron Simmons - DAMN!!!
Pit Viper's phone ap - ABOUT...SEVEN...OR...EIGHT...BEERS...
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie (reaches into Steves duffel bag with two hands) - Done...
Stone Cold Steve Austin (To Gustav) - Hey!...You Creepy Gray Bastard!...(to much needed laughs)...
(As Austin and Gustav head towards a blonde haired man smoking a cigarette...the ambulance starts heading North...)
(From the ambulance...a song by Beyonce can faintly be heard...Roddy Piper put it on...it's a cover version of another tune...one of the lines are):
Beyonce Knowles - "The Only Man...Who Could Ever Love Me...Was The Son Of A Plumber...Man..."
(As a few beers start to nervously crack open...from within the ambulance...)
To Be Continued...
The Celebration of The Lizard: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(As per usual...we see the interior of Jim and Phantasy's Tee Pee on the roof of The Brooklyn Bungalow Hotel, Casino and Delicatessen...)
(But instead of seeing Jim Morrison or Phantasy...we see the trio called The Unknown Soldiers...two small masked percussionists - formerly from Castilex Minor...and a lanky masked guitar player...with a black and white Stratocaster strung upside down & being played left handed...a lit cigarette perched upright threaded between the strings where they meet the tuning pegs...after they realize the show started...they stop playing a rendition of "Stone Free"):
Guitar Player (as the two percussionists simultaneously light cigarettes) - Hey everybody...Dig...Jim and Phan are in the field tonight...Not much being said...Just a whole lotta watching...
(As the picture now changes...we see the large conference room table that serves as the headquarters for Afghanistan Bananastan...in addition to the many chairs at the table...several more are around the perimeter of the room...)
(Via the high powered camera built into Phantasy's purse...we see (and hear) the following from where Jim and Phan are sitting):
Bill Murray - Cause you know...there really weren't that many...midget porno films from the 70's...I just couldn't believe you last night in "Ball Of Fire"...it was on IFC...(laughs at his own words).
Little Beaver (scratches his head) - The 70's were...a long story...Hey...what was all that stuff that you threw up on the bathroom floor?
Bill Murray - Cream cheese...
Little Beaver - You must of had a lot of it.
Bill Murray - Oh Yeah...
(Up to the doorway of the room walks Fhanna...she is holding hands with the little refugee girl Silva...Little Beaver and Fhanna talk with Silva for a bit and Plethador comes to take Silva to a screening of Disney's Frozen at the movie complex as Fhanna joins Beav at the table).
(As Murray sits with his head back on the wall...he notices She Devil and Sky Low Low now enter the room...join Beav and Fhanna at the table).
(Courtesy of Phan's camera...we also see along with Bill that Sky has his .38 caliber handgun tucked into the back of his pants).
(Soon enters in no particular order...The Wicked Monk...Robert Redford...Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose...David Lee Roth...Trish Stratus...Father Don Leo Jonathan...Wolf and last...but certainly not least...Endgame).
(Next arrives...representing Andromeda Swarm and as his bodyguard...MONOLITH).
(Followed by Lord Nexus and The Perfect Specimen...Nexus shoots a brief hopeful glance towards Jim Morrison...Nexus soon seems relieved once Jim puts up one palm as if to say "Don't Worry"...and then points with his other hand to his denim breast jacket pocket...).
(Next we see representing Cetus...Star Warrior and Omega of Cetus...they have the closest relationship with Afghanistan Bananastan).
(Following them are Sly Drury...who is present pledging to reorganize his universal crime syndicate...The Maffei...to support the War Effort...following him...is Shayne...and his eyes are on everybody in the room).
(Unfortunately...except for the final group below...no other planets and/or groups came to the meeting...Nossir Araflat - Supreme Leader of the Earth has rumored to be overthrown and imprisoned by Murdok...)
(The Aethran Overmaster led the way for Aethra...followed by Disaster...Spike, Brute and last but not least...Massacre).
(Another conversation occurred...not visible on Phantasy's camera...nor could anyone else hear them):
Satan - We can end this...terrible war right now...I could feed off of...Little Beavers rich soul...for centuries...
God - (Exhales in disgust...of the vulgar truth...in what Satan has said).
Satan - Give him to me...from his own free will...to surrender...in order to save...billions...
God (after deep thought...and reluctance) - He will be yours...when the time is right...
Satan (smiling) - Now I.. just knew...You'd see it...my way...
(Satan disappears...then later a sad looking God).
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Ticking Away...The Moments That Make Up A Dull Day...Fritter And Waste The Hours...In An Offhand Way: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is the Kronos side of The Crossroads Planet...a planet that is one half within our universe...and one half within The Kronos Dimension...this planet is the portal between the two).
(Inside an ancient deserted battle ravaged castle...sits GODSEND upon an equally ravaged stone throne...he has been in a long and heated debate with The Guardian...):
GODSEND - You still aren't listening...I am the one who made...The Empire of The Dominion!...I caused The Black Death...in order to weed out the undesirables...to purify the universe...Castilex Major and Minor...WERE MY GRAND DESIGN!!!...I'M THE GAMEMASTER!!!...NOT THANTOS!!!...(looks around first)...NOT EVEN SATAN!!!...I'm...The Master...
The Guardian - Not anymore...
GODSEND - This is useless...I think I'm just going to...kill you...
The Guardian - No...You're not...
GODSEND - Oh really?...And why is that?...
The Guardian - Because you need me...
GODSEND - I don't need anyone...
The Guardian - Then why the hell are you here?...in this...destroyed castle?...with no troops anymore...
GODSEND - Strategic withdrawl...
The Guardian - That's Bullshit...And You Know It...How Can I Explain This to you...really explain this to you...
GODSEND - Hurry up...you don't have long to live...
The Guardian - In the words of my colleague...David Lee Roth...in one of Van Halen's songs..."If you want to play...the game...THEN YOU CAN'T QUIT...WHEN YOU GET PLAYED!!!"
GODSEND (Now with a glimmer of comprehension...through the pride, ego and colossal amounts of delusional thinking...that continually saturates GODSENDS brain).
The Guardian - You got played...
GODSEND (More thinking is apparent...on his face).
The Guardian - Satan...had YOU...do all the dirty work...and now HE...is reaping the rewards...Yes...Yes...I know...You Did This...And You Did That...but Satan...Did You...so now...all we have to do...IS HIM!!!
(GODSEND and The Guardian now stand facing each other with arms folded...for a long time...):
The Guardian - You need me...as much as we need you...otherwise we will all...have to run and hide forever...like you are here...king of an empty kingdom...
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Gonna Make A Jailbreak...And I'm Looking Towards The Sky...Gonna Make A Jailbreak...How, I Wish That I Can Could Fly...: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is the dungeon cell on Castilex Minor...beneath the largest castle on the planet...the guard really looked forward to meal time...he just loved screwing with the prisioners...(there weren't many of them)...and he especially loved messing with Zaratticus most of all...but when he got to Zaratticus's cell...he was gone...a strange mist seemed to hang high in the cell but...Zaratticus was gone...)
(The guard opened the cell...and checked all of the dark corners...gone...he's gone...and this is going to fall on the guards shoulders as a screw up...a royal screw up...he started to panic...as he left the cell...he inadvertently left the door slightly ajar...in his fear...and he went up the stone stairs to the higher level...):
(The mist reformed...and Zaratticus fell some...onto the floor of his cell...)
Zeus (speaking to Zaratticus telepathically) - Excellent...soon you will be able to pass through things again...but its a good start for now...
Zaratticus (via telepathy to Zeus) - I owe all of...my progress to you...how can I ever...repay you?
Zeus - Join us...in overthrowing Satan...and The Dominion...
Zaratticus (despite his fears) - You have my word...
(Zaratticus looks briefly around at his fellow cell mates in the adjoining cells):
Zaratticus (with a new vision...and a change of heart to his cell mates) - I've always looked out for...only myself...but now...I've seen a better path...have faith...friends...I will be back for you...
(Zaratticus hears Zeus say "Good" to him in his mind...struggling with all of his remaining strength...Zaratticus regains his "mist" form...slowly passed out through the left open door of his cell...and hugged the ceiling...on his way up to the next level...of this wretched castle...)
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Now THIS Mall...Has Everything: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is within the unthinkably large...and spacious...Mall Of The Milky Way Galaxy...(about the size of Mars)...just outside an Amazon warehouse...the size of Australia...):
CRASH!!!!!
(This mall will just never be the same again...first blasting through the outer glass of the mall comes The Bluesmobile and Merf and the Magictones conjoined spaceships...quickly followed by four smaller versions of La Calavera Negra...Captain Crossbones pirate raider...he affectionately named her...The Black Skull).
(The pirate raiders gave one hell of a chase after The Blues Brothers and their passengers...The Bronx Zoo Special Forces...as you could imagine...this created unheard of amounts of chaos and destruction...the Mall Police were beyond furious...but they couldn't even keep up with the pirates...let alone The Blues Brothers).
(One man in particular watched with great interest...because he knew that if that was The Bluesmobile...then they have to be from Earth...maybe they could carry a message from him to Afghanistan Bananastan).
Man With A Plan (yelling and waving a flag...motioning The Bluesmobile to hide in here from the pirates) - Quick...In Here...I Can Frotect You...Flease!
(As Jake and Elwood looked at each other...and both knew that the pirates were gaining on them...they decided to chance it).
(The Bluesmobile / Merf & The Magictones crafts pulled inside a large warehouse...the door was quickly shut by The Man With A Plan's Son...as well as a woman who was the spitting image of She Devil...the door to The Bluesmobile opens...and both Jake and Elwood approach The Man).
Elwood - Can't thank you enough for hiding us here...
Jake (looks around at this warehouse...that's full of nothing...but close out WWE (World Wide Empire) wrestling merchandise) - Hey...aren't you Wince McCant?
Wince McCant - In The Plesh...Listen Guys...I Need You To Get A Message To Apghanistan Bananastan...
(Jake and Elwood look at each other out of the corner of their eyes).
Wince McCant - Flain And Simfle...I Pucked Uf...Murdok Has The Diamond Key To The Fortal...And I Think He's Going To The Earth...
(Startling Jake, Elwood, Wince, his son Payne, She Devil The Second and now everyone within The Blues Brother's ships...is the fact that they are now completely surrounded...by no less than 60 pirates on foot...as well as now by...Captain Crossbones himself).
Captain Crossbones (furious) - Any last words before we kill every last one of you...except the bird in red?
(Wince McCan't leans in close to Jake and Elwood...says something that still makes Jake and Elwood look at each other in confusion)
Wince McCan't (with a demented but proud smile) - Now Look Here...You Priggin Firate...I And All l...Op My Comfanions...
(Another really nervous look between Jake and Elwood)
Wince McCan't - Envoke...The Right...TO FARLAY!!!
(After a confused and very uncomfortable silence):
Captain Crossbones (speaking to Jake and Elwood) - Roight...So What's Wrong With This Bastard?
Jake - It's a tragedy actually...he fell down...and...broke his alphabet...
Elwood - Jake is correct...it would appear that Mr. McCan'ts famous speech impediments has taken another strange turn...he can now use the letter F...but only when he want's to use a P...and vice versa...so he went from use and mastery of 25 letters...to use of 26 but masterery of only 24 letters...so he is both...better and worse...you could say...
Wince McCan't (With Irritation) - FARLAY!!!
Captain Crossbones - There's gotta be a bloody...gas leak in here...cause you're all...sixes and sevens...the whole lot of you...
Jake - Captain...before you kill...well most of us...I have just one question for you...
Captain Crossbones - Why the hell not...this should be good...speak...
Jake - All of us have had a moment of clarity...and would like to hire you...
(Elwood, Wince and Payne all look at each other nervously...Crossbones keeps looking at She Devil The Second).
Captain Crossbones - Now that's rich...what the hell for...
Jake - All of us here...are on a mission...to recover...The Diamond Portal Key...
Captain Crossbones (Very engaged now) - What do you know...of The Key?...
Jake - We know who has it now...(leans in a bit closer) and we have a pretty good idea...of where he's taken it...but we need more men to accomplish our goal...and protection...and we all know...That Captain Crossbones and his crew of...La Calavera Negra...are THE...baddest cats in the universe...
Captain Crossbones - Can't argue with you there mate...but when we find The Key...I'm taking it...
Jake - If we find The Key...you can have it...once we've driven The Dominion back through the portal...and after we chop it up...
Captain Crossbones - It won't be worth as much...
Jake - Not true...I know a diamond merchant in Rock Island, Illinois that will triple...maybe even quadruple it's worth...once we've locked the Kronos portal for good...he can cut it down into multiple diamonds...
Captain Crossbones (thinking a bit) - O right then...we'll try this you're way...synch up you're ships to mine...(looks at She Devil The Second)...You...in my cabin in 5 minutes...loose the dress...but keep the shoes love...
Payne McCan't (whispering to Jake, Elwood and Wince) - Is that really the plan?
Jake (whispering to Payne) - It is now...
Wince McCan't - What The Hell Happened To My Farley?
Elwood - Jake already Parlayed For Us...
Wince McCan't (angrily whispering) - That's Not Pair!...I Said Farlay Pirst!...All He Did Was Lie!...
Elwood - (whispering back) - That wasn't a lie...it was just...bullshit...besides...its all good...We're On A Mission From God...
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Communication Breakdown...It's Always The Same...Having A Nervous Breakdown...Drive Me Insane: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is the hangar area of The LXG Spaceport at The City of Fight...The Moon...refueling is the midget warship from the planet Tegdim...The Led Zeppelin...walking down the hall connected to it is LXG Mental Health and EAP Counselor Plethador...walking down the hall opposite him are Klytamnestra LowBeaver and trying to keep up...the still somewhat hungover Queen of The Night):
Plethador - Holy Smoke!...Ms.
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (cutting him off) - Neckless...we dont have much time...I want you to tell my sons that I broke out of that nursing home in Greenpoint...The Marines never caught me...The Queen is with me...and were taking The Zeppelin...
Plethador (completely overwhelmed) - Ah...Ah...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Is that round bastard on board?
Plethador (trying to think quickly) - Ah...yes...The Bulk and his entire crew are on board...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Are they battle ready?
Plethador - Recovering from a keg party...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Close enough...
(Before Plethador knew it...Klytamnestra and The Queen were already on board the ship...specificaly...at the bridge...having circumvented multiple passed out midgets):
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (nudges The Bulk) - Wake Up!
The Bulk (as he comes to from his commander and pilot's chair...he notices The Queen immediately...as if his testosterone directed his eyes...then he noticed who was waking him) - Ahh Shit!!!
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Glad to see you too Orca...listen I'm taking control of this ship...you and this degenerate crew of yours...now reports to me!
The Bulk - Oh no...not going through that again...Sky said to refuel and sit tight...we ain't going nowhere Kly...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Don't give a shit...Queenie you're up...
(The Queen of the Night walks right in front of The Bulk and kneels down in front of him...she places her hands on each of his knees...and squeezes...the now nervously sweating Bulk feels her overwhelmingly powerful sex magic course through his body)
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (rhetorically) - Jesus this is so...repulsive...
(The magic enters The Bulks groin and within 90 ferocious seconds of magic...he is done)...
The Queen of the Night - Now Bulkie...for everyones well being...especially yours...you are going to do exactly...what Klytamnestra tells you to do...and if you do just that...then there's so much more...from where that just came from...and it will all be just for you...
The Bulk (with his eyes still slightly crossed) - Wake up everybody!...All hands on dick...Ah deck...Ah Shit...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - What are all those ships about?
The Bulk - Volunteers...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Tell em to follow us...rally point is that asteroid field just before Aethra...
The Bulk - Why there?
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - The Dominion's gonna attack there...because the Aethran military is the mightiest in the universe - if they fall - the morale of the whole universe falls with them...and get Sky Low Low and Little Beaver on the screen...gotta have a talk with them...
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Look Inside And You Will See...The Words Are Cutting Deep Inside My Brain...Thunder Burning Quickly Burning...Knife Of Words Is Driving Me Insane...: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is a room within the deepest level of Trinity Church in Lower Manhattan...)
Murdok (after he walked into the room) - He's not budging...he's quite pathologically loyal to Little Beaver and Sky Low Low...even pain...it would appear...he is immune from...
(The figure in black robes that Murdok had just said this too...slowly raised himself up from his position of prayer...that he had knelt from on the ancient stone floor...):
Kevin Sullivan - Physical pain...many people are immune from...but if you really want to...persuade...then emotional...and intellectual pain...are the most effective...hang him upside down...I will be there shortly...
Murdok - The second he divulges a way around the force field...or is...persuaded...to tell us how to disable it...then I am taking all of my harvest...and we are conquering The LXG and The Moon...
Kevin Sullivan - It...Time...(he walks past Murdok as Murdok stares into Sullivan's pupilless eyes...one eye solid white...and one solid black).
(Sullivan goes into the chamber where Scrapheap is being held...Scrapheap is a mess inside although he is doing his best to not show it).
Kevin Sullivan - You are going...to give up some information to me...and you are going to give it up now...how can the forcefield on The Moon be disabled...
Scrapheap - WHY!...SO YOU CAN ENSLAVE EVERYONE...
Kevin Sullivan - Enslave is such...a disturbing word my friend...we are going there to...enlighten...
Scrapheap - ELIGHTEN THIS!!!
Kevin Sullivan (starts to slowly and sadistically walk closer and closer to Scrapheap...while rolling up the sleeves of his robes...) - I have no time...for difficult people...
(Kevin Sullivan places each of his hands on the skull of Scrapheap...although Scrapheap is trying to wiggle, shimmy and shake his way out of Sullivan's reach...Murdok suddenly steadies Scrapheap...Scrapheap has never been this afraid before...truly terrified...)
Kevin Sullivan (he grabs Scrapheaps skull...utters some form of black magic...and Scrapheap feels his mind being invaded by Sullivan...his resistance is completely neutered...from this...intellectual mind rape)
(Scrapheap is frightened beyond what he can even understand...he has lost motor control...and mastery over his bodily functions...but still try as he might...he couldn't block this devil from taking what he wants from him...Sullivan had all the secrets now...worst of all...Scrapheap now felt the intellectual and emotional fallout from this vulgar display of brutality...he was now convinced that he was too weak to resist...and he just put all of his friends and loved ones lives in jeopardy).
Satan (via telepathy with Sullivan) - Excellent...Mr. Sullivan...excellent...my most faithful...and trusted servant...(now the room is full of the horrible sounds of Scrapheap crying...in painful gutwtenching...despair...)
Kevin Sullivan - Yes...My Master...I will transcribe this knowledge...whilst simultaneously constructing a forcefield to protect the Earth...we will strip away the one from The Moon...leaving them defenseless...
Kevin Sullivan - Scrapheap...you...have been most helpful...
(Unbeknownst to all within Trinity Church...slowly pulling up to a parking spot just behind and odd looking white van...was an ambulance...being as quiet as it can...)
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How Many Times...Does Somebody Lie...Till Patience Runs Her Course...Keep That In Mind...When We Say Goodbye...Cuz You Can't...Get This Stuff...No More...: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The scene is Afghanistan Bananastan's conference table...in its headquarters underneath David Sans Chinese Food Emporium...a completely packed room):
Sky Low Low - Ladies and Gentlemen...we truly thank you all very much for agreeing to meet with us...in this most desperate time...
David Lee Roth - Quite frankly...we had hoped many more entities would've had the balls...to show up here tonight...now we can plainly see here...who the real big dogs of the universe are...
Endgame - Although we are a group that's much smaller than we hoped...if we work together...then we have a chance...
Little Beaver (was about to speak but had gotten a call) - Excuse me a moment...please continue...(as Beav makes his way to one of the very few empty seats against the wall he is watched intently by a few...but especially Disaster):
Little Beaver (on phone) - Yes go ahead Pit...
Pit Viper (on the other end) - We think we found where Scrapheap is being held...a place called Trinity Church in Lower Manhattan...
Little Beaver - Great work...I'll text Big Daddy Kill...he and The Angels are somewhere around Central Park...they will meet up with you...
Pit Viper - Great...how's it going?...
Little Beaver (closes phone after this response) - Just started...(Beav makes his way back to the conference table)...
Little Beaver - Sorry all...
Swarm - Alright...here's how me...and my main man Monolith here see it...
Monolith (Growls at all)...
Swarm (to The Overmaster) - If Aethra is willing to plan this thing through...shoulder to shoulder...with the rest of us...then you can count on us working with you...
(The Aethrans in the room look really pissed...even at the thought...of this idea...except The Overmaster...mind you...he doesn't look thrilled...but he realizes the sitiation from a higher level).
Lord Nexus - Myself and The Perfect Specimen concur with what Swarm just said...
Omega of Cetus - Cetus will fight this fight...with you all...
The Overmaster (to Sky Low Low) - What of support from The Earth?
Robert Redford - We're working on it...
The Wicked Monk - It's in a state of civil war...but we have people on the ground sorting it out...
Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose - As soon as we can secure the planet...then they're in it with us...as well...
She Devil - So Sly...dare I ask...what brings you here?...
Sly Drury (with contempt) - I am here...my dear...because myself, Martial Law and my entire organization are willing to throw our hats into the ring...for the common good...
Shayne - And for very affordable rates...
(Brute, Massacre and Spike all stand up in defiance and start in with Sly Drury):
Spike - There Is No Place For Profit In This!
Brute - Scum!
Massacre - Only Thing You're Good For Drury Is As A Human Shield...(points towards Sky Low Low) - Drury is in cahoots with that little prick there...
Disaster (has had enough and stands up) - Humans Are All Weak...There's No Time...And No Place For They're Weakness...
(Now Wolf and Endgame both stand...with fists clenched)...
The Aethran Overmaster (totally loses his patience) - ENOUGH!...OF THIS...ALL OF YOU!
(But The Overmaster's outburst wasn't enough to stop everyone...from now getting up and being battle ready):
(Massacre had a long dagger drawn...Spike...a lead pipe...once again Sky Low Low had his .38 special pointed right at Disaster...Monolith broke off a chunk of the oak table to beat people with...Endgame got in between him and everyone else...Wolf and Swarm were now perched on top of the table in order to propel themselves at someone...Brute had what looked like a garrote around Sky Low Lows neck...She Devil had her .38 special up against Brutes temple...Lord Nexus and The Perfect Specimen both had chairs in their hands...Massacre's blade was pressed against Sly Drury's throat...Father Don Leo Jonathan got in front of Bill Murray protecting him like he was his little brother...Murray threw up Cream Cheese...Redford and Rose had brass knuckles...Stratus was behind Roth...whom had a Katana in his hands that he had stashed under the table...Beav kept looking at everyone...employing them to all stop...and started to cry...Fhanna pulled him away from the table towards the wall...like a protective mother)
(Jim Morrison told Phantasy to keep filming...as he texted Coven Black...and The Head Hells Angel to come to the meeting now...because its all going tits up).
(As fate would have it...the large video screen on the wall of the conference room suddenly roared to life...and the face of the Incomperable Klytamnestra LowBeaver appeared)
Sly Drury (with Massacre's blade still at his throat) - Shayne...if you please...
Shayne (reaches into his pockets with both hands and produced a hand granade in each)...
The Aethran Overmaster (to Shayne) - You don't have the balls to do that...
Shayne (angrily put both hand granades into his own mouth...bit off the pins with his teeth...and spat both of them in the face of The Overmaster)...
(Omega of Cetus and Star Warrior took their eyes off of the advancing Spike...and scrambled to grab the pins...then started to slowly approach Shayne...as everyone else in the room suddenly froze)...
Sly Drury - IF ALL OF YOU...DONT WANT TO GET YOUR HEADS BLOWN OFF...THEN...SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN!!!...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver (from the big screen) - So...Assholes...how's it going?...
Sky Low Low (In shock) - Wait a minute!...youre on...(looks at the screen closer)...The Zeppelin?...how did you?
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Never mind that shit now...all of you morons better kiss and make up...and right friggin now...
Endgame - Why...Ms. Lowbeaver?
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Because they're on the charts now...The Dominion is just about to attack Aethra...
The Aethran Overmaster - HOW MANY OF THEM!?!
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - All of them...every damn one...of them...
The Aethran Overmaster - We go with Roth's plan...CASE CLOSED!...everyone hits them from a different angle at the same damn time...
Sky Low Low - Until we all meet up in the middle...
Klytamnestra LowBeaver - Now you're all talking some damn sense...MEETING IS ADJOURNED!!
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...And There Only Going To Change This Place...By Killing Everybody In The Human Race...They Would Kill Me For A Cigarette...But I Don't Even Wanna Die - Just Yet...There Has To Be An Invisible Sun...It Gives It's Heat To Everyone...There Has To Be An Invisible Sun...That Gives Us Hope When The Whole Days Done...: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(The women and men on Aethra in the fields...the civilians tilling the ground...were the first ones to see it...one minute there was the days last sunlight...then slowly...a total eclipse of the sun...one not like other eclipses...most eclipses didn't last long...this one didn't stop).
(As the Aethran civilians tried to light torches...lamps...anything that they could...that would help them cope...or possibly start to adjust or make sense of any of this...all of their livestock bolted...in primal fear...they all fled in sheer terror...away from the villages...towns...and cities...back into nature).
(The elders of the towns took over...herding the very young and the very old into the underground cities...and they all waited anxiously for the war drums...or at least the 25 ton bells to clang in the capital...The War Chimes...but they didn't start...Aethra had been caught off guard...and all communications had been jammed...into...and out of...Aethra...).
(As the military scrambled...the civilian population was drowning in fear and anxiety).
But then...
GONG!...GONG!....GONG!....GONG!...
(The war chimes started...and then they started to have hope...some hope...the chimes hadn't been rung in a few years...since the First War).
(The size of the invasion fleet was unimaginable...much larger than a planet...with a mothership in the center of it...the size of Pluto).
(Cheers and grunts...went up for the first time...when they all heard the unmistakable sound of The Aethran Hellion Fighter Squadrons...by design - they made a most unnatural and disturbingsound when they flew...some of the elders said that because the noise was so loud and so constant...all 100,000 of them...must now be airborne)
(And right behind the Hellions...the entire Aethran fleet quickly mobilized...barreled straight at the invading fleet of Satan...and his Dominion...as the Aethran War Chimes shook the very ground...each and every time they rung out).
(As they all barricaded themselves in the underground shelters and cities...they all then heard The War Drums...with troop and armored division movements above them...many underground shouted in glory...all except the very young...and the very old).
Ladies And Gentlemen...A Preview of LXG 10 - JUDAS LIVES...RECITE THIS VOW...I'VE BECOME YOUR NEW GOD NOW...On the card: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------
1. The Sandman vs Dan The Beast Severn - 2 out of 3 Falls - No disqualifications.
2. Jay Lethal with The Unpredictable Johnny Rodz vs Bruiser Brody.
3. Sara Del Rey vs Penny Banner.
4. Bryan Danielson & Johnny Gargano vs Kevin Steen & "Unbreakable" Michael Elgin.
5. Buddy Rogers vs Rikidozan.
6. From The Lycan Clan - Jessicka Havok & Andrea The Giant vs From The Family of Blood - Sinful & "Skinhead" Sherri Martel.
7. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Actagon, Proteus & Jim Londos vs John Pesek, Strangler Lewis & Lou Thesz.
8. Monolith vs Endgame.
9. A.J. Styles (c) defends The LXG World Championship against Solar "Ric" Flair with Jack Nicholson.
10. Taeler Hendrix (c) defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against Gladiator of Aethra - Thrash
11. The Road Warriors (c) defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against Gladiators of Aethra - Fist & Probation.
12. End of Days (c) defends The LXG Universal Championship against Gladiator of Aethra - Disaster.
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Coming up next: ------------------------------
LXG 10 - Match Results and previews of:
LXG 11's - Viper's Pit, The Celebration of The Lizard and the continuing story of The LXG told from the perspective from Flies on the Wall.
Take care everybody!
Bri.
P.S. Is it Friday yet?
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