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Post by Bri on Apr 23, 2020 22:40:20 GMT -5
Glad to see any and all activity, Bri. Stay strong, my friend. Hey TTX! Likewise brother of mine. Staying strong man, I hope all is good by you and IB. A next chapter to the reopening of The LXG is coming up very soon. Can't thank you nearly enough for you're support over the years. Hope The LXG is at least decent reading material whilst one is on the throne. Thanks!!
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Post by Bri on Apr 23, 2020 22:44:05 GMT -5
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Change...Nothing Stays The Same...Unchained...Yeah You Hit The Ground Runnin...: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(At about 5 minutes to 8:00 pm the next night...we find Dan Rather, Bill Murray, Endgame and Wolf still waiting for Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong and Carlos Marin to arrive...they had lost contact with them shortly after their call prior to tonight)
(LXG Public Relations Guru Bill Murray then received a call from Tommy Chong...in which he said a couple of things...first off that they were going to be by the studio in about 5 minutes time...and that they were sorry but they're phone had died...all heads rose as Cheech...Chong and their son Carlos arrived inside the studio...but before anyone could say anything...)
Carlos Marin - ROUNCH!!
Bill Murray's Cell Phone Translator App - Hey...Everybody...Sky...Just...Called...Us...He...Will...Be...Dialing...In...To...Talk...Soon...
Endgame - Excellent...
Wolf - Right on...
Bill Murray - Cheech...Chong...Carlos...Bring it in...
(All parties group hug and exchange thanks and hello's with Dan Rather as well):
Dan Rather - Gentlemen...it's a true pleasure...and honor...
Cheech Marin - Thanks D.R...hey is there any Chinese food...left over?...
Tommy Chong - Is April here...man?...
(At this point the video conferencing device starts to activate...akin to a phone ringing...and then...on the screen appears five people seated around a small table...):
LXG Lifecoach David Lee Roth - Gentlemen...
Robert Redford - Bill...
(Some laughing on both sides of the video conference):
Bill Murray - Oye...
Dan Rather - We're very glad to see you all...I'm a bit...flummoxed everyone...so I'm going to just let you all...do you're thing...
She Devil - How is everybody over there?...
Endgame - Better now...
Wolf - Everything is everything...
David Lee Roth - Dan The Man Rather...how for art thou?...
Dan Rather - I'm a bit drunk...thank you...
Robert Redford - I'm glad one of us is...
Cheech Marin - We're a bit high man...
Tommy Chong - Yeah...the last blunt granade went off in the car we...ah found...man...
Cheech Marin - We're parked in an abandoned bodega...a block away...
Trish Stratus - That deli must smell fantastic...
Sky Low Low (as She Devil puts her hand on Sky's Forearm) - Dan...I'm sorry...but when do you need to go to commercial?...
Dan Rather - We're do now actually...
(Rather signals to his crew to go to a commercial break...as everyone on Rather's side suddenly feels a lump in their stomach's):
Sky Low Low - Guys...I'm gonna cut to the chase...we've accounted for basically everyone on our side...to have survived the battle outside the Aethran capital...except...for Beav...Fhanna and...little Silva...but what must be stated and understood here is...what turned the tide for us...was Beav...
David Lee Roth (fighting off a tear) - He's a bonafide hero...
She Devil (also tearing up) - He's our...bonafide hero...
Sky Low Low - But that story...even if I knew all of it...isn't mine to tell...that will have to wait...until we...find Beav...until we find them...
Robert Redford - And we will...volunteers have sprung up all over...to help find them...and we will...
Dan Rather - Sky I'm sorry...10 seconds...
Sky Low Low (Inhales and exhales) - Right...when we're back then I will let everyone know about the status of The LXG...
Dan Rather - Welcome back ladies and gentlemen...we are here with a portion of Afghanistan Bananastan...and I would like to give the floor to...Mr. Sky Low Low...
Sky Low Low - Ladies and gentlemen...I'm here to tell you officially...that The Dominion was driven off the planet Aethra by the forces of Faith Unlimited...and per advanced scouting reports...they have been driven out of our universe...and back through the portal to Castilex Major in Kronos...
(In many places...and corners of The Earth...as well as many other planetary systems...many cheered...and felt complex emotions about it...):
Sky Low Low - And the portal has been sealed...
She Devil (after getting a text message she appears to have been waiting for...she immediately sends a group text to all members of Afghanistan Bananastan...she then gets up and starts to leave the room...while showing Sky her phone screen in the process) - Let's go!...We got something!...
(David Lee Roth, Trish Stratus and Robert Redford also now get up and follow She Devil out of the room):
Sky Low Low - I am also happy to report...that The LXG is back...and we're hiring...some of the refugees from The Moon are with us now...and we would like to proudly extend this offer to any fans out there...that helped make Brooklyn...and America...and The Planet Earth Proud...Fort Hamilton...here we come...we are relaunching The LXG Network...please stay tuned for further info...we love ya!...
(Then Sky Low Low hurried out of his chair...forcing it to spin in the process...everyone on Rather's side were looking at their phones...and reading She Devils text...)
(Bill Murray noticed something that he never noticed or saw before...Sky Low Low was in tears...when he said...we love ya...it was the first time he had ever saw Sky Low Low cry...)
(After Dan Rather wrapped up the show...he was emotionally spent...and could use a laugh...so he started a text conversation...with David Lee Roth...):
Dan Rather's Text - Diamond Dave, I won't bombard you with questions. I'm just glad you are alive.
David Lee Roth's Text - That makes two of us. Lol.
Dan Rather's Follow Up Text - Ok just one question...
David Lee Roth's Follow Up Text - Fire away bubbie.
Dan Rather's Last Text - I've never asked you this before. But is it true that you have slept with many thousands of women?
David Lee Roth - Dan The Man, all I can say is - If these balls could talk...😊...Trish just hit me...she's a toughie...will update you and everybody as soon as we can. Say a prayer for the true gentleman of The LXG. DLR.
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Coming soon:
The rebirth (afterbirth?) anyway - some sort of birth of The LXG.
With many re-hires as well as some brand new signings.
Viper's Pit and the Celebration of The Lizard returns along with a new interview added to the line up - Screwjob.
An announcement is forthcoming from our LXG announcing team of Jim Solie and Gorilla Ventura to explain it all further.
Hope all be good and Happy Friday!
Bri
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Post by TTX on Apr 24, 2020 5:51:50 GMT -5
Always the greatness that connects Murray, David Lee and Sky Low Low as well as the rest of the cast. Good stuff. Looking forward to the Screwjob as always.
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Apr 24, 2020 9:47:19 GMT -5
Wow! What did I just read? That is....is the most eclectic thing I have ever read...buuuuttt... it made sense and was entertaining! I am weirdly looking forward to more.
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Post by Bri on Apr 24, 2020 10:15:05 GMT -5
Always the greatness that connects Murray, David Lee and Sky Low Low as well as the rest of the cast. Good stuff. Looking forward to the Screwjob as always. Mornin TTX! You are far too kind brother. Thank you for those kind words. I truly hope The LXG does their job (they get paid well enough!). The first guest on Screwjob will be a very irate but familiar soul. Thanks as always!
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Post by Bri on Apr 24, 2020 10:24:22 GMT -5
Wow! What did I just read? That si....is the most eclectic thing I have ever read...buuuuttt... it made sense and was entertaining! I am weirdly looking forward to more. Hey Thomas (TK)! Welcome to The LXG my friend! In a nutshell - The LXG is a Bay Ridge Brooklyn based LOW fed that slowly fell victim to and became involved against its will into a GWF universe - and has been trying to cope eversince. Stoked that you dug this last bit! It was the second part of two reintroductions to the universe The LXG finds itself in. The next bit introduces the principals behind The LXG - as well as the schedule of matches and events for this first card of the relaunch. Thanks for checking this out!
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Post by Bri on Apr 24, 2020 12:49:26 GMT -5
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The City of Fight Arena Fort Hamilton Army Base Brooklyn, New York
LXG Network News Report - 1: --------------------------------------------------------------
Jim Solie - Ladies and Gentlemen...it is my honor and privilege to welcome you to our first news report on the re-opening of The LXG...I'm Jim Solie...
Gorilla Ventura - I'm still...Gorilla Ventura...
Jim Solie - Tonight we have a preview of just what our staff now amounts to...
Gorilla Ventura - Most of us...are housebroken...
LXG Owners and Staff: ----------------------------------------------
Sky Low Low - Principal Owner **
She Devil - Co-Owner * and Sky's fiancee
Little Beaver - Co-Owner * (hopefully🤞)
Fhanna - Beav's fiancee *
Silva - Beav and Fhanna's adopted daughter
The Wicked Monk - Co-Owner *
Wince McCant - Commissioner
Robert Redford - International Public Relations *
Bill Murray - Domestic Public Relations *
Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose - Legal Representation *
David Lee Roth - Life Coach *
Plethador aka "Neckless" - Mental Health Counselor *
Ms. Betty White - Special Events Coordinator including Zombie Events
Scrapheap - IT Technician & Gadget Guru *
The Guardian - Keeper of the Diamond Portal Key aka "The Keymaster" *
Coven Black - Leader of The Family of Blood
The Family of Blood - Local Law Enforcement
Big Daddy Kill - Head of The City of Fights Chapter of The Hells Angels
The Hells Angels - Security Staff
Father Don Leo Jonathan - Priest and Spiritual Concerns *
Zarraticus - Necromancer and Occult Matters *
Jim Solie - Announcer
Gorilla Ventura - Announcer
Stone Cold Steve Austin - Referee
Dusty Rhodes - Referee
Pit Viper - Host of Viper's Pit *
Roddy Piper - Co Host of Viper's Pit
April Hunter - Viper's Pit Stage Manager *
Ron Simmons - Camera Man *
Cheech Marin - Camera Man * and Carlos's mother
Tommy Chong - Camera Man * and Carlos's father
Carlos Marin - Studio Security *
Screw - Host of Screwjob
Phantasy - Co Host of The Celebration of The Lizard *
Jim Morrison - Jim *
Hizzoner Former NYC Mayor And Current Zombie Ned Krotch - Zombie Affairs and Short Order Cook
Endgame - Member of Afghanistan Bananastan
Wolf - Member of Afghanistan Bananastan
Lope - Member of Afghanistan Bananastan
Nossir Araflat - Supreme Ruler of The Earth and Member of Afghanistan Bananastan
Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie - Bodyguard to Nossir Araflat and Recognized Leader of The Zombie population on Earth
Witmess - Member of Afghanistan Bananastan and willing sex toy for The Queen of The Night
Queen of The Night - A powerful former high ranking defected member of The Dominions War Council - Member of Afghanistan Bananastan - Witch - and Witnesses fiancee
Theresa - Executive office receptionist and secretary. (She says none of your business regarding her last name)
Note: * denotes being a member of Afghanistan Bananastan (unless otherwise noted). Sky Low Low is it's leader.
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1. John Pesek vs Jigsaw - A true clash in styles and strategies here. Both are looking to stay in contention within their division. If you don't win, then there's no chance of a shot at The LXG Universal Light Heavyweight Championship
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2. FOTW Report - Penny Banner is ambushed in her new (nearby The LXG) Shore Road apartment - by a man with a sword.
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3. Tursas (With Jim Cornette) vs Thantos (With Encubus) - Tursas has always been a big fan of Cornette and vice versa. But Thantos could care less about such love stories, he has many agendas and winning The LXG Universal Heavyweight Championship is at the top of the list (well it's by the top of the list).
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4. Screwjob Interview Segment - Our host Screw will be interviewing the irate and Incomperable Smallie Biggs "The biggest midget in Brooklyn" whom now has a big bone to pick with The LXG.
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5. Penny Banner (With her main man Mr. Fuji) vs Jessicka Havoc (With Courtney Love). Another great contrast of styles, along with a great contrast of entourages. Fuji and Banner have had a thing going for years but when it comes to Courtney Love - it remains unknown.
Note: Assuming Penny is ok 🤞
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6. The Celebration of The Lizard - Jim Morrison and his fiance Phantasy always have something planned for us. And true to form - they never ever...tell us what it is.
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7. Sabu vs Wolf - Both wrestlers actually respect eachother and dig eachothers styles. But make no mistake, with both being in line for a possibility of making the inaugural LXG Universal Hardcore Championship match - eveything changes when they get inside the ring.
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8. FOTW Report - Afghanistan Bananastan is told that Little Beaver...his fiance Fhanna and their adopted half Aethran daughter Silva...have finally...been found.
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9. Mr. Fuji & Mr. Saito (With Penny Banner) vs Gladiators of Aethra - Havoc & Paralyze (With The Leveler) - Fuji & Saito are samural focused on being one of the two teams that will wrestle for The LXG Universal Tag Team Championship. But they will have their work cut out for them tonight against the powerful and unpredictable Gladiators of Aethra Havoc & Paralyze.
Note: Assuming Penny is ok 🤞
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10. Viper's Pit Interview Segment - Pit Viper and his crew of; April Hunter, Ron Simmons, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong and Carlos Marin interview - Nossir Araflat (everyone's favorite hermaphroditic & basically former terrorist - who just so happens to be The Supreme Ruler of The Earth via a shrewd maneuver by "Loophole" Rose)
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11. Nick Bockwinkel (With Bobby Heenan) vs The Aethran Overmaster (With The Leveler) - When all of the re-signings and signings have been done, there will be a field of 64 wrestlers vying for The LXG Universal Championship as well as ironically the LXG's secondary title - The LXG World Championship. It's going to be a long road and for these two opponents - and it starts tonight.
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12. LXG Commissioner Wince McCant's Ratings Scoreboards for each of the 5 new divisions (Light Heavyweight, Women's, Hardcore, Tag Team and Heavyweight), along with challenging comments.
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13. FOTW Report - With all of the Dominions armies driven back through the portal...to their principal planet of Castilex Major in the Kronos Dimension - some strange occurrences are now starting to happen on it's overrun...and smaller and slave occupied...former planet on the outer rim within our universe - Castilex Minor.
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Coming up soon: -----------------------------------
The results of our first card In the After Birth.
Thanks all!
Bri
PS - A Quick Note - GODSEND was Part Of Afghanistan Bananastan For The Second War However His Whereabouts Are Now Unknown.
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Post by Bri on Apr 25, 2020 21:23:55 GMT -5
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Card - 1
The City of Fight Arena Fort Hamilton Army Base Brooklyn, New York
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1. John Pesek vs Jigsaw:
Jigsaw's speed and agility kept John Pesek well on his heels for quite a while...until the wily veteran turned the tables with a near perfect Sunset Flip comeback...from that point on Pesek continued to keep Jigsaw tied up in various holds...and was able to force Jigsaw to submit to his TIGER MAN TOEHOLD secondary finisher at approximately the 12:00 minute mark.
(An amicable finish...with both competitors shaking hands and even suggesting new strategies to each other...)
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2. Ready Willing And Stable:
Penny Banner's thin little black dress had been cut off of her body...she was speechless...as she covered her bare breasts...and walked backwards to the wall in her black heels and pink polka dot panties...her assailant brandished the flashing katana...and with his face obscured...he was about to say something to Banner until someone opened the covers to Banners bed whilst inside the bed...
Banner took her hands off of her bare breasts and placed them on her hips...then yelled to her sword weilding assailant..."Its finally about time babe...but who the hell is that in the bed?"...the sword weilding assailant took off his mask...and Mr. Fuji said to Banner in a higher pitched tone that was both apologetic and asking permission...he said "ban...zai?"...Penny Banner saw it was Mr. Saito in the bed...and although she didn't say a word...she gave them their answer by taking Mr. Fuji by the hand...and walked both of them into the bed with Saito...Fuji and Saito in unison lustily grunted..."BANZAI!!!" as Penny Banner screamed in delight and excitement...
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3. Tursas (With Jim Cornette) vs Thantos (With Encubus):
Tursas looked intimidating in the ring but Thantos...just wasn't impressed...with laser like focus...Thantos took the big man apart fairly quickly...Tursas for his part showed that he could take an extreme amount of punnishment...including physically breaking out of Thantos's MASTERLOCK finisher...with authority...but that had taken everything out of him...Thantos wasted no time in reaplying his version of The Figure Four Leglock - his MASTERLOCK forcing Tursas to tap out despite the help Cornette was able to provide him...at the approximate 10:00 minute mark.
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4. Screwjob:
On our new show Screwjob - tonight his guest is supposedly a big midget in a small borough...or something like that...with a set set up like a dark dingy office...Screw strikes a match off of the side of his neck to light his smoke...and pours himself the really strong Aethran Whiskey...then in walks his guest:
Screw (belches mightily) Welcome...
Smallie Biggs - Yeah Yeah listen...what the hell is The LXG going to do...about covering my loses...
Screw (takes a drink) - How many inches are we talkin...
Smallie Biggs - No no...you moron...my Delicatessen and Escort Service was blown to bits when the Moon blew up...
Screw - So was everything else...
Smallie Biggs - I demand that The LXG rebuild my Authentic Sheepshead Bay Delicatessen and Whoreh...I mean Escort Service...
Screw (hands Smallie a cocktail napkin) - Here fill out this form...
Smallie Biggs - What the hell is this?...you dont get it I'm broke...500 pounds of the best pastrami ever went up in flames...and what about my escorts?!?...
Screw - What do you mean?...
Smallie Biggs - A bomb went off next to our ship before we could take off and it ripped the side of the ship to shreds...all of my escorts have only one arm now...
Screw - That blows...
Smallie Biggs - What the hell am I going to do with a whole pile of one armed hookers?...
Screw (pours himself more whiskey) - Have them work in pairs...listen I need you...to stand up on this desk here..with your face towards that screen so we can file a...formal complaint with Loophole...
Smallie Biggs - Now we're talking...
(As an infuriated Smallie Biggs scampered onto the desk to face the camera...Screw finished his tumbler of whiskey...and blindsided Smallie Biggs from behind...with a Decapitator that launched him clear off his feet...and the desk...and across the room...putting hom headfirst into the sheetrock):
Screw (as Smallie curses and struggles to free his head) - Well that's it for tonight...Goodnight Universe...
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5. Penny Banner (With Mr. Fuji) vs Jessicka Havok (With Courtney Love):
Jessicka Havoc came out with everything she had...but Penny Banner always seemed to have an answer for Havok's offense...Banner reversed Havok's Sidewalk Slam into an Airplane Spin which set up Banners slick SMALL CRADLE secondary finisher for the pinfall at approximately the 6:00 minute mark.
(The managers here weren't a factor and actually...Courtney Love watched each and every move...never taking her hungry eyes off of either wrestler for a second...Fuji meanwhile...watched Love...watching Banner and Havok)
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6. The Celebration of The Lizard:
We see an old weathered tee pee - that once used to reside on the top of a hotel on the Moon...but now it seems quite content to be established on the top parapet of Fort Hamilton in Brooklyn...emitting from both the top of the tee pee and through the open flaps is a sweet smoky aroma...first emitting from the tee pee is Phantasy...she is wearing a Rolling Stones t-shirt that goes down about half way to her knees...
Phantasy (glassy eyed to the camera) - Come on in...we've been...experimenting...a lot...
Jim Morrison - Where's my girl...I've got it...
Phantasy - Coming babe...
Inside the tee pee...we see Jim Morrison sitting indian style on the floor with a small almost Japanese style table in front of him with three substances in small piles and several rolling papers...
Jim Morrison (stares into the camera) - Before we get to this...a poem:
"Do we have enough straight jackets for the guests?...yes we do..."
Phantasy - I just love...that one...
Jim Morrison - People out there in television land...my baby and I have found the perfect...after dinner...or after anything...cigarette...here it goes...
(With this he points to each of the little piles of multi colored substances and says):
Jim Morrison - 100% Arabica Dark Bold Intense Chock Full O'Nuts Coffee...Strictly Female Bud Only Pure Holland's Hope...and Pixie Sticks...
(He then rolled all into a large cigarette...lit it and took a drag...)
Jim Morrison (passes it to Phantasy) - The only question is...what should we call it?...
Phantasy (takes a puff closes her eyes and visibly enjoys it) - How about...Juicy In The Sky With Diamonds?...
Jim Morrison - Yeah...Love my girl...
Phantasy - Free healthcare and dental gift card with each purchase...
Jim Morrison - Nice touch...remember kids...safety first...
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7. Sabu vs Wolf:
A high pressure and high impact thriller of a bout...that resembled a kung fu movie more than a wrestling match due to it's intensity...but Wolf's Wolf Skullcrusher did the trick in wearing down Sabu...although it did take three of them...Wolf then executed his END OF THE HUNT secondary finisher (A Double Foot Stomp From The Top Rope) for a three count at approximately the 8:00 minute mark...
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8. Found And Lost:
The midget warcraft...affectionately called The Zeppelin...because of it's overall shape...touched down on the dark side of the planet Aethra...the first ones out...were the Midget Militia...5,000 strong...to cover the terrain and secure the sector...as Sky Low Low said...The Dominion had been driven back to Kronos and their master base on Castilex Major...but...there were still rogue Dominion outfits out there...tear assing around Aethra looking for the shit...as Martin Sheen sort of said in Apocalypse Now.
Once the area was secure...a group of folks came out next...leading the way was Little Beaver and Sky Low Low's mother...Klytamnestra Lowbeaver (long story)...followed by The Queen of The Night...Witness...Lope...and the Zeppelin's pilot...The Bulk...a nearly 4' tall 250 pound midget...they got into a ground transport...and using her witchcraft...The Queen of the Night showed them the way to where they picked up signals that are probably Fhanna, Silva and Beav...
The ground transport pulled up to a cave at the base of a gigantic mountain range...and they all got out and one by one went in...
It was torchlit...or at least somewhat torch lit...Fhanna came towards them first...understandably...she looked like a shadow of herself...
Fhanna - I'm so glad...you're all here...there's something wrong...with Beav...
Klytamnestra - Where is my baby!...
Fhanna (putting up an arm as if to say halt) - He's all the way in the back of the cave...all of you...must prepare yourselves...and move slowly...if anyone freaks him out...(she pulled a blaster out of the back of her pants)...then I'm going to have to stun you...(she starts to cry)...I'm sorry...
Collectively the rest of them agree...to proceed with caution...none of them have ever seen Fhanna like this before...
All the way at the back of the cave...Little Beaver sat on the ground...with his eyes wide open...he watched everybody...and everything at the same time...but never spoke...even when Fhanna...Silva...and even Klytamnestra tried to talk to him...
Fhanna told them that...after what happened to him...and what he did...he led Fhanna and Silva away from The Aethran capital...and into the woods...we traveled by foot for days until he told us to get into this cave...and he hasn't talked...or slept since...
Eventually...they convinced Beav that they really were...who they said they were...and all of them boarded the Zeppelin...
The Zeppelin flew over the huge battlefield in front of the capital...and hovered for a moment...the Aethran's were burrying their dead...and burning their enemies corpses...but when the Aethran's saw The Zeppelin hovering...they all stopped what they were doing to stare up at it...
The Bulk turned on the ships loudspeaker and said..."We found him...he's alive!...and they're alive!"...
The approximate 2 million Aethran troops on the ground dropped what they were doing...and in military unison...pounded their chests with their right fists...and simultaneously grunted...like an army of Orcs...in tribute...the noise was so powerful and so heartfelt that the powerful sounds could be felt through the Zeppelin's hull...Fhanna put her head on Beav's shoulder..and Silva put her head on Beav's other shoulder...and soon...a tear rolled down Beav's expressionless little face...
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9. Mr. Fuji & Mr. Saito (With Penny Banner) vs Gladiators of Aethra - Havoc & Paralyze (With The Leveler)
Easily the best match of the night...and with as many jaw dropping moments as the first four matches combined...the tag work on both sides was spectacular...in particular that of Fuji and Saito...however they just couldn't stay toe to toe with Havoc and Paralyze for too long...the match was almost ruled a double disqualification especially after Havoc said something about Penny Banner...Despite Banners urgings...Mr. Saito proceeded to get his team Disqualified for refusing to stop Hitting Havoc With A Steel Chair outside the ring at approximately the 20:30 minute mark...
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10. Vipers Pit:
Pit Viper: Ladies and Gentlemen...we are back...and proud to bring you...
Roddy Piper: Viper's Pit!...and with us we have our family of...Ronnie Simmons...
Ron Simmons: DAMN!!!
Roddy Piper: Cheech and Chong...
Cheech Marin: Que Pasta!...planet Earth...
Tommy Chong: Hi April...
Roddy Piper: And our Stage Manager Extraordinaire...Ms. April Hunter...
(April Hunter smiles and waves to the camera as the studio crowd cheers by far the loudest...for April...a lot of the men stood up as well...some even at attention)
Pit Viper: Without further adieu...please welcome our guest for tonight...The Supreme...Ruler of The Earth...Nossir Araflat...
(Studio crowd politely claps...)
Nossir Araflat (wearing a "Property of Afghanistan Bananastan" t-shirt: Oh golly...I am so glad...to be back here again...praise Allah!...
Roddy Piper - So how's it hanging my friend...what's cookin wit chou?...
Nossir Araflat - Oh Mr. Roddy...a little to the right...and...guess what!...
Roddy Piper - What?...
Nossir Araflat - I'm pregnant!...
Pit Viper - Congratulations!!...Can we ask...who's the father?...
Nossir Araflat - Thank you very much Mr. Pit...(starts to gently stroke his stomach) And of course...I'm also...the father...
Pit Viper - Somehow...I just knew you were going to say that...again...sometime...
(The crowd mostly clap...and a few people say Ewww):
Roddy Piper - Just couldn't keep your hands off yourself huh?...
Nossir Araflat - Not at all...but oh Mr Roddy and Mr. Pit I have such difficulties...
Pit Viper - I'll say...but what do you mean...exactly?...
Nossir Araflat - The Presidents of America and Russia...are giving me such grief...
Roddy Piper - Ronald Klump and Gladimhere Poopin?...
Nossir Araflat - Exactly...thankfully Queen Hairy The First of Britain...has just been aces...
Pit Viper - So what's their issue?...
Nossir Araflat - Mostly they are trying power plays to bust my balls and get what they want...and supposedly...all of the zombies...are getting on their nerves...but I just can't believe that...
Roddy Piper - What if...
Pit Viper - Right...if we tried to get them on an upcoming show so...
Roddy Piper - Exactly...you three can try to work it all out...and come to agreements...like a political roundtable...and we'll have food...
Nossir Araflat - Golly...that is a good idea...I'm game if they are...me and Gustav will be here...if they agree to it...
Pit Viper - Easing tensions...world peace...We can't top that...Goodnight People...
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11. Nick Bockwinkel (With Bobby Heenan) vs The Aethran Overmaster (With The Leveler)
When people saw this match coming up...they figured that this would be a one sided blow out match...and they weren't wrong...The Aethran Overmaster won the lockup and soon wound up Overhead Tossing Bockwinkel completely across the entire ring...but then for the entire rest of the match...Nick Bockwinkel showed The LXG how it's done...through relentless...painful holds...including back to back to back crippling executions of his FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK secondary finisher...and completely outbrawling and bloodying him outside the ring...Nick Bockwinkel pinned The Aethran Overmaster courtesy of a picture perfect Piledriver...as Bobby Heenan almost murdered himself...chop blocking The Leveler from behind outside the ring...at approximately the 16:00 minute mark...
The Overmasters legs were in such bad shape that he had to lean on The Leveler as he made his way back up the ramp to the locker room...and Heenan raised Bockwinkel's arm and pointed to him yelling out...Uni...versal...Champ...Uni...versal Champ
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12. Commissioner Wince McCant's Wrestler And Teams Ratings Scoreboards:
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Light Heavyweight's: ---------------------------------------
John Pesek - 3 (2) Jigsaw - 0
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Women's: ----------------------
Penny Banner - 3 (3) Jessicka Havok - 0
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Hardcore's: -------------------------
Wolf - 3 (1) Sabu - 0
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Tag Team's: ---------------------------
Havoc & Paralyze - 2 (5) Fuji & Saito - 0
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Heavyweight's: --------------------------------
Thantos - 3 (1) Nick Bockwinkel - 3 (2) The Aethran Overmaster - 0 Tursas - 0
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Wince McCan't In his own...ah words? (He has a problem with "p's" and "f's" - long story...please bare with him):
Commissioner Wince McCan't - Now I know what you're thinking...what the puck...are those numbers inside the farenthesis...next to the scores...simfle...they are tiebreakers...they equate to the fin...ratings op the offonents beaten...the lower the total number in the farenthesis...the higher the wrestlers...or teams rankings...
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13. DEDSONG:
The planet known as Castilex Minor had been overrun during The War...the prisioners and indigenous slaves held a revolution...catching The Dominions lone reserve army forces completely off guard...and for the first time in an eon...were masters of their own planet...the Dominion force of 100,00 troops from Castilex Minor joined the remainder of the 2 Billion forces from Castilex Major...back through the dimensional portal...to the planet...of Castilex Major...within the Kronos dimension...
On Castilex Minor...there have been odd happenings on the outskirts of the established...and even the unestablished civilizations...things from "supernatural occurrences"...to animals being hunted in abnormal ways...to a hightened number of disappearings...of able bodied soldiers...
Upon a high mountain cliff...sat an old man...wearing a dark blue hooded cloak...his name was Dedsong...well...at least that's what he told...his newly found...people...and troops...and followers...
He had sided with Faith Unlimited...because deep down he knew...it was was the right thing to do...Satan had...overstepped...and his greedy plans spread himself...too thin...
Yet - for all of his abilities...this old man thought...he has always been...in Satan's shadow...
But not anymore...now he has become...his own...side...and his plan...is taking shape...and it will do...just fine...unlike Satan...I'm going to...take my time...
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Coming up next:
LXG Network News Report - 2:
Have a good one!
Bri
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Apr 25, 2020 21:33:59 GMT -5
Intricate story...had me at BANZAI!!
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Post by TTX on Apr 26, 2020 6:18:50 GMT -5
Just too much ridiculous fun....only in the mind of Bri could so many diverse characters come together and simply leave us wanting more. Awesome show as always, my friend.
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