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WAR!
Jun 21, 2018 22:11:06 GMT -5
Post by awsomsinger on Jun 21, 2018 22:11:06 GMT -5
WAR! Wrestling June 23, 2018
We welcome you to the soon to be World Famous WAR Zone, located inside the newly renovated Hara Arena, 1001 Shiloh Springs Road, Dayton, OH. With 5500 permanent seats and 1500 removable seats on the floor, up to 7000 wrestling fans can get their fill of WAR!
WAR! Wrestling owner Rowdy Roddy Piper thought of the name himself and, true to his unpredictable style, collected the names of over 400 male competitors from all over the universe (“Ya mean there's another lone Wolf?” he asked when meeting GWF legend Wolf for the first time, causing the usually stoic, snarling Wolf to break into a smile) and nearly 120 female competitors as well.
Using good ol' grass roots advertising aided by some die hard Roddy Piper fans, Roddy was able to nearly fill Hara Arena for opening night, which he called “Declaration Of WAR!”. Roddy stated that he felt like starting a big ol' fight, and that the winner of a 20-man battle royal would be the first WAR! Universal Champion, with the best 12 fighters after him making the first roster. So after calling 20 names at random, the first battle royal went down, and here was the final 13
13 - “The Russian Bear” Ivan Koloff 12 – Bruiser Brody 11 – Giant Azuma 10 – Wild Bull Curry 9 – Dick Justice 8 - “Scrap Iron” Adam Pearce 7 - “American Dragon” Bryan Danielson 6 - “The WAR! Death Machine” Sami Callahan 5 – Mikey Whipwreck 4 – Flying Fred Curry 3 – Giant Baba 2 – Yukon Eric 1 – Samoa Joe
As Joe celebrated in the ring, Roddy enters the ring with the WAR! Universal Championship belt, and says “Ya Know..............that was a LOT of fun.........so WHO wants to see that again?” The crowd pops big for it as Joe looks at Roddy as if to say “HUH?”, and Roddy says “That's what I thought too!”. Roddy takes the belt and leaves an ultimately dumbfounded Samoa Joe in the ring as he heads over to the hopper and begins announcing 20 NEW names for a SECOND battle royal. To the delight of the fans, here's how the second battle royal went down
13 – Terex 12 – Delirious 11 – Tugboat Taylor 10 – Blackjack Mulligan 9 – “Chocolate Thunder” Willie Mack 8 - “The Wizard Of Odd” Brian Kendrick 7 – US Male 6 – Star Boy 5 - “Macho Man” Randy Savage 4 – Val Venis 3 - “Wildfire” Tommy Rich 2 - “Squire” David Taylor
And in somewhat of a major upset and a shocker..... 1 - “Metalhead” Cesar Sleaze
As Cesar celebrates in the ring with an air guitar solo and the boos of the fans, Roddy Piper re-enters the ring and after looking at Sleaze and his partner, Dizzy Lixx, says “And the NEW WAR! Universal Champion........ain't gonna be announced tonight!”, and now BOTH Sleaze and Joe were beside themselves.
Roddy Piper speaks
“Listen up, folks, the name of this game is WAR!, and in this WAR I'm the general! Next Saturday night, we're gonna do two things, see. First of all I'm gonna find me a lady to oversee the women's division, and she's gonna let all of you know how we're deciding our first WAR! Universal Women's Champion. Then we're gonna finally settle this whole men's issue with the first ever WAR! Battlefield Brawl. Here's how it goes – The four lowest ranked fighters, those at #13 and #12, begin the match. Once a fighter is pinned, submitted, knocked out, disqualified, whatever, he is eliminated from the match. Once two fighters are eliminated, two new fighters take their places, and this continues until we're down to the final four. Then, the match becomes a four way elimination match, and the final fighter left standing, will, without question, become the WAR! Universal Champion. You're not gonna wanna miss this one folks!”
As Roddy leaves the ring, Joe and Sleaze get face to face and begin arguing, and eventually fighting. The ring begins filling up with battle royal competitors and we have a large in-ring brawl to end the show.
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WAR!
Jun 22, 2018 6:44:23 GMT -5
Post by TTX on Jun 22, 2018 6:44:23 GMT -5
Wow...nice performance by Sleaze.
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WAR!
Jun 22, 2018 23:12:38 GMT -5
Post by awsomsinger on Jun 22, 2018 23:12:38 GMT -5
Wow...nice performance by Sleaze. It was. He could make an awesome smarmy heel champion.......IF.......he gets by Samoa Joe and Battlefield Brawl!
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WAR!
Jun 30, 2018 9:57:53 GMT -5
Post by awsomsinger on Jun 30, 2018 9:57:53 GMT -5
WAR! Wrestling June 30, 2018 The World Famous Hara Arena, 1001 Shiloh Springs Road, Dayton, OH
Commissioner Roddy Piper is in the ring
“If you've followed me and my career for any length of time, you know I lived and died by a slogan. That slogan was, 'Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions'. So ya see, after makin' the big announcement last week concerning the Battlefield Brawl, the network calls me and says Hey Roddy, we like what you're doin' but there may not be enough time to do the match. Well, FAR be it from ol' Rod to do anything to piss people off! (Crowd pops). So's I got a little change of plans, the Battlefield Brawl will now become the Battlefield Gauntlet. Now, look at the WAR!Board directly above me (points to the scoreboard above the ring), you'll see all 26 fighters that were in both battle royals last week have been assigned numbers, and of course your two winners are Samoa Joe and Cesar Sleaze, and they'll both enter at the end. So here's how it goes; two men enter, when we have a winner by pin, submission, DQ, whatever, the next man comes in, and we go down the line until the last man standing is named champion. We got a referee in the ring, I'll be the referee outside the ring, now let's get it on, this is gonna be fun!”
Battlefield Gauntlet
Terex D. Ivan Koloff via DQ almost immediately when Koloff ran into the referee
Delirious D. Terex via DQ at 612
Bruiser Brody D. Delirious at 724 via JUMPING KNEE DROP
Bruiser Brody D. Tugboat Taylor at 856 via DQ
Giant Azuma D. Bruiser Brody at 1436 with ZENSHO
Blackjack Mulligan D. Giant Azuma at 1910 with the BLACKJACK CLAW
Blackjack Mulligan D. Wild Bull Curry at 2027 via DQ
Blackjack Mulligan D. Willie Mack at 2616 with the BLACKJACK CLAW
Dick Justice D. Blackjack Mulligan at 3054 via DQ
Dick Justice D. Brian Kendrick at 3435 with LEG FREEDOM RING
Adam Pearce D. Dick Justice at 3548 with the JUMPING PILEDRIVER
Adam Pearce D. US Male at 4648 with the JUMPING PILEDRIVER These two went tooth and nail, with USM being more than a match for Pearce USM gets a standing ovation and a nod from Pearce
Adam Pearce D. Bryan Danielson at 4856 with the JUMPING PILEDRIVER After a series of turnbuckle reversals and a vicious running forearm, Pearce makes short work of the American Dragon
Star Boy D. Adam Pearce at 5123 with a SOMERSAULT KICK SB took advantage of a weary Adam Pearce by using greasy fast speed and a hard, accurate kick to take out Pearce
Sami Callahan D. Star Boy at 5405 with the STRETCH MUFFLER After starting fairly even, a Forearm 2 Remember sent SB outside, then a Suicide Dive by Sami wiped him out, making him easy prey for the submission
Sami Callahan D. Randy Savage at 5640 with the STRETCH MUFFLER Savage misses a FLYING ELBOW DROP early in the exchange, and Callahan going back to the Suicide Dive to set up the submission
Sami Callahan D. Mikey Whipwreck at 6023 with the STRETCH MUFFLER A little different offense this time, as Sami hits Mikey with two Flying Bodypresses, followed by a vicious Headlock Driver, and the trusty submission. Sami is on a roll.
Val Venis D. Sami Callahan at 7105 with the Double Underhook Suplex Venis slowed down the pace, made good use of his power advantage, and finally exhausted Sami with multiple pin attempts before scoring the final pinfall
Flying Fred Curry D. Val Venis at 7159 with a MACHINE GUN DROPKICK FFC with a running clothesline in the corner that nearly takes Venis' head off, then a quick follow up with a series of dropkicks for the pinfall
Tommy Rich D. Flying Fred Curry at 7321 with a SLEEPER Rich comes in blazing, staggering Curry with an uppercut, dazing him with a piledriver, then locking on the sleeper to a game Curry until he was finally out
Tommy Rich D. Giant Baba at 9328 with a SLEEPER This was an absolute brawl in and out of the ring as Baba more than held his own against the fighting heart of Tommy Rich. Tommy took Baba down several times with various aerial attacks, which had an effect on the big man
Tommy Rich D. David Taylor at 9833 with a Cross Body Block Despite his 20 minute war with Baba, Tommy Rich got by a game David Taylor
Tommy Rich D. Yukon Eric at 101:13 via DQ Eric getting a little too rambunctious on the outside for the referee's liking, and Rich moves on
Samoa Joe D. Tommy Rich at 106:51 with the MUSCLE BUSTER Joe's power offense took down the game “Wildfire” and moved him into the final matchup
And in the final matchup.......
Cesar Sleaze D. Samoa Joe at 111:03 after Joe was DQ'd outside the ring
Your winner of the Battlefield Gauntlet in 1 hour, 51 minutes, and three seconds and first ever WAR! Universal Champion
“Metalhead” CESAR SLEAZE
Joe is beside himself with rage at allowing himself to be DQ'd and practically handing the title to Cesar Sleaze, who promptly begins an air guitar solo with Dizzy Lixx in celebration.
Roddy Piper then enters the ring as Joe leaves Cesar Sleaze with a warning....
“JOE IS GONNA KILL YOU”
Cesar Sleaze thinks better of it as he and Dizzy Lixx leave through the crowd
Roddy introduces the Women's Commissioner......THE FABULOUS MOOLAH
Moolah comes out to great applause and hugs Roddy
“Roddy, darlin', thanks for this opportunity. Now you know me, I ain't got a lot of time for talkin', I just want to fight and get it over with. So next week, to determine the WAR! Universal Women's Champion, we're gonna have us a 20-Woman Battle Royal. But to be a part of that battle royal, you'll need to win a qualifying match. This coming Wednesday, the Fourth Of July, we're gonna feature the women in a special Internet-only card, right here at Hara Arena, entitled STAR SPANGLED SHOWDOWN. We'll see the 20 Qualifying Matches in the morning, followed that evening by the Battle Royal to determine the first WAR! Universal Champion. So who's fighting for the title? Well, that's a secret, darlin', because I'll be doing random drawings on Wednesday morning”
The women of WAR!, over 100 of them, begin to enter the ring and the entranceway, and once again, we have a massive brawl to close out the show as Roddy and Moolah move to higher ground
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WAR!
Jun 30, 2018 13:50:44 GMT -5
Post by TTX on Jun 30, 2018 13:50:44 GMT -5
all that time in the match and it ends in a dq..wow.
Fun stuff regardless.
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WAR!
Jun 30, 2018 15:42:14 GMT -5
Post by awsomsinger on Jun 30, 2018 15:42:14 GMT -5
all that time in the match and it ends in a dq..wow. Fun stuff regardless. It was fun to play, took me over three hours in real time, so it will probably be a while before I do another one. I do believe Cesar Sleaze will be a great arrogant prick type champion, though.
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WAR!
Jul 6, 2018 20:49:57 GMT -5
Post by awsomsinger on Jul 6, 2018 20:49:57 GMT -5
WAR! Wrestling July 4, 2018 The World Famous Hara Arena, 1001 Shiloh Springs Road, Dayton, OH
Welcome To STAR SPANGLED SHOWDOWN
The Fabulous Moolah and Roddy Piper are both in the ring as Roddy welcomes us to SSS, and hands Moolah the mic. Moolah welcomes everyone to SSS and mentions that tonight's show will feature the ladies of WAR!
Earlier today at the WAR! Fair, a series of matches were held throughout the Hara complex to determine the 20 ladies that would participate in the Women's Battle Royal to determine the first WAR! Universal Women's Champion. Moolah is ready to introduce the winners right now...
Ariel “Total Stratusfaction” Trish Stratus AJ Lee Neveah Maxine Babe Solo Darling Rockin' Robin Strafe “Total Diva” Nikki Bella “That Big Fine Woman” Rotunda Victoria “The Queen Of Spades” Shayna Baszler Mildred Burke Veda Scott Malia Hosaka Scorn Madison Rayne Joyce Grable Sherri Martel “The Thug” Peggy Lee Leather
Moolah and Roddy leave the ring, Moolah rings the bell, and here we go.....
WRESTLER ELIMINATED, By Whom, Time
SHERRI MARTEL – Strafe – 231 PEGGY LEE LEATHER – Victoria – 245 VICTORIA – Mildred Burke – 259 MADISON RAYNE – Joyce Grable – 350 MILDRED BURKE – Scorn – 433 JOYCE GRABLE – Strafe – 642 SHAYNA BASZLER – Scorn – 703
The eliminations come fast and furious as the remaining ladies compete for roster spots and the championship
STRAFE – Ariel – 720 ARIEL – Veda Scott – 833 MALIA HOSAKA – AJ Lee – 857 SOLO DARLING – Trish Stratus – 916
VEDA SCOTT – Maxine Babe – 949 NIKKI BELLA – Scorn – 1024 SCORN – Rockin Robin – 1127 MAXINE BABE – Rotunda – 1150
Five fighters left
TRISH STRATUS – Rockin Robin – 1254 ROTUNDA – AJ Lee – 1341 NEVEAH – AJ Lee – 1439
We are down to AJ Lee and Rockin' Robin. They stand in opposite corners catching their breath and eyeing each other. Like two goalies meeting at center ice, they both rush out of their corners as if on cue and collide in center ring. The fight is on.
AJ LEE and Rockin Robin are really going at it! Each fighter has taken a lot of punishment thus far! AJ LEE has Rockin Robin pinned up against the turnbuckle! AJ LEE unleashes a series of shoulder rams! Rockin Robin has AJ LEE pinned up against the turnbuckle! Rockin Robin unleashes a series of shoulder rams! Both AJ LEE and Rockin Robin look like they're going to tumble out of the ring together! But no ... they both hang on! Rockin Robin charges at AJ LEE! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! Both AJ LEE and Rockin Robin look like they're going to tumble out of the ring together! But no ... they both hang on! Both Rockin Robin and AJ LEE look like they're going to tumble out of the ring together! But no ... they both hang on! AJ LEE grabs the leg of Rockin Robin near the ropes! Will we see an elimination? No! Rockin Robin is still alive! AJ LEE and Rockin Robin are trading blows! It looks like the punches are taking their toll on both fighters! AJ LEE charges at Rockin Robin! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! Both Rockin Robin and AJ LEE look like they're going to tumble out of the ring together! But no ... they both hang on! Rockin Robin and AJ LEE are really going at it! Each fighter has taken a lot of punishment thus far! AJ LEE and Rockin Robin are trading blows! It looks like the punches are taking their toll on both fighters! AJ LEE has Rockin Robin pinned up against the turnbuckle! AJ LEE unleashes a series of shoulder rams! Rockin Robin has AJ LEE pinned up against the turnbuckle! Rockin Robin unleashes a series of shoulder rams! AJ LEE grabs the leg of Rockin Robin near the ropes! Will we see an elimination? No! Rockin Robin is still alive! Both Rockin Robin and AJ LEE look like they're going to tumble out of the ring together! But no ... they both hang on! AJ LEE and Rockin Robin battle near the ropes but neither of them go over! AJ LEE and Rockin Robin are trading blows! It looks like the punches are taking their toll on both fighters! AJ LEE and Rockin Robin battle near the ropes but neither of them go over! Rockin Robin grabs the leg of AJ LEE near the ropes! Will we see an elimination? No! AJ LEE is still alive! AJ LEE has Rockin Robin pinned up against the turnbuckle! AJ LEE unleashes a series of shoulder rams! Rockin Robin grabs the leg of AJ LEE near the ropes! Will we see an elimination? No! AJ LEE is still alive! Rockin Robin and AJ LEE are trading blows! It looks like the punches are taking their toll on both fighters! Rockin Robin and AJ LEE battle near the ropes but neither of them go over! AJ LEE charges at Rockin Robin! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! Rockin Robin charges at AJ LEE! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! AJ LEE grabs the leg of Rockin Robin near the ropes! Will we see an elimination? No! Rockin Robin is still alive! Rockin Robin and AJ LEE battle near the ropes but neither of them go over! AJ LEE has Rockin Robin pinned up against the turnbuckle! AJ LEE unleashes a series of shoulder rams! Rockin Robin has AJ LEE pinned up against the turnbuckle! Rockin Robin unleashes a series of shoulder rams! AJ LEE charges at Rockin Robin! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! Rockin Robin charges at AJ LEE! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! Both AJ LEE and Rockin Robin look like they're going to tumble out of the ring together! But no ... they both hang on! Rockin Robin grabs the leg of AJ LEE near the ropes! Will we see an elimination? No! AJ LEE is still alive! AJ LEE charges at Rockin Robin! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! Rockin Robin grabs the leg of AJ LEE near the ropes! Will we see an elimination? No! AJ LEE is still alive! AJ LEE has Rockin Robin pinned up against the turnbuckle! AJ LEE unleashes a series of shoulder rams! Rockin Robin and AJ LEE battle near the ropes but neither of them go over! AJ LEE grabs the leg of Rockin Robin near the ropes! Will we see an elimination? No! Rockin Robin is still alive! Rockin Robin charges at AJ LEE! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! AJ LEE and Rockin Robin battle near the ropes but neither of them go over! Both Rockin Robin and AJ LEE look like they're going to tumble out of the ring together! But no ... they both hang on! Rockin Robin and AJ LEE are really going at it! Each fighter has taken a lot of punishment thus far! AJ LEE and Rockin Robin are trading blows! It looks like the punches are taking their toll on both fighters! AJ LEE has Rockin Robin pinned up against the turnbuckle! AJ LEE unleashes a series of shoulder rams! Rockin Robin charges at AJ LEE! Oh no! Both fighters nail each other with a clothesline! Both are down in the center of the ring! Rockin Robin and AJ LEE are really going at it! Each fighter has taken a lot of punishment thus far! Both Rockin Robin and AJ LEE look like they're going to tumble out of the ring together! But no ... they both hang on! AJ LEE and Rockin Robin battle near the ropes but neither of them go over!
Trying to catch Robin not looking, AJ Lee charges her, but Robin sees her coming and dumps her over the top rope at 2753. AJ Lee is beside herself with rage.
Your winner of the Battle Royal at 27 minutes 53 seconds and the first WAR! Universal Women's Champion
ROCKIN' ROBIN
Fabulous Moolah enters the ring, hugs Rockin' Robin, and presents her with the championship belt and helps her put it on. To an enormous chorus of boos, WAR! Universal Champion Cesar Sleaze makes his way to the ring. Sleaze enters the ring and offers a hug to Rockin' Robin. Robin declines and Sleaze grabs her wrist. Robin smacks Sleaze so hard he has to let go of her to hold his face in pain, to a huge pop. Sleaze cusses Rockin' Robin as she heads up the aisle, turns around, and meets The Fabulous Moolah who smacks him in the other cheek!
An embarrassed, humiliated Cesar Sleaze is left in center ring holding both sides of his face as the show ends.
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