Seasons Beatings - The Trilogy

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Skinny Dip Entertainment along with Santa's Workshop in conjunction with Snowflakes and Backbreaks Inc and the fine people at Filsinger Games are happy to announce that this holiday season we will be bringing to you those Christmas classics, Seasons Beatings and Seasons Beatings 2: Electric Oogie Boogiealoo, remastered to amazing quality along with the final chapter in the trilogy, Seasons Beatings 3: Return of the Santa. Gather the family around the old computer or device screen and bask in the warmth of these holiday classics.



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Here is the first of the Seasons Beatings trilogy. Presented by our corporate sponsors Soylent Corportation, the company that brought us Soylent Red, Soylent Yellow and all new Soylent Green. Remember, you are what you eat so eat Soylent.



Seasons Beatings



We see Santa flying from one planet to another delivering gifts. An Aethran warship appears and starts firing on him. He takes evasive actions but unfortunately flies to close to a black hole and is sucked in.

Santa is next seen crashing on a planet by a sports arena with a line of people heading inside. He asks someone for some help but they say they can't miss the big wrestling card tonight. As it seems the arena is where everyone will be, he heads there to find help.


Frosty (King Tux) vs Rudolph (Murtak)


Murtak rushed at King Tux to start the match and Tux ran from him. Tux rolled to the outside and Murtak went out after him. Tux grabbed a broom and swung a couple times at Murtak but missed. Murtak started chasing Tux around the ring. Tux kept running and only paused when the ref came out and hollered "stop". Then everyone got back in the ring.

Murtak and Tux got into a slapping match which Tux won. Some more offense and a Belly Flop ended the match. Tux then grabbed a mic and said "don't you worry, I'll be back some day" before heading off to the back. Murtak leaves the ring with his head hung low and saying "why am I such a misfit".


Santa is talking to arena security. They say they can't help him and they can't let him in without a ticket. Some wrestlers start fighting behind them which distracts the security and a mysterious person in a hooded robe pulls Santa in then hops off. Santa is not sure what is going on but sets off to find help.


Babes in Toyland (Elina & Catfight) vs Nutcrackers (Shann-Ra & Moonlight)


Elina and Catfight came out giving high fives to the fans and dancing before getting in the ring. Then Shann-Ra and Moonlight came out marching straight to the ring. A solid match with lots of tags and saw all four ladies get in some offense. Elina and Catfight gave Moonlight a double superplex off the turnbuckle and Elina covered her for the win.


Santa is talking to the Three Wise Men (The Three) and they say they cannot help as they are busy but suggest he go find Lord Nexus. Santa comes across Lord Nexus and explains his situation. Nexus says he might know some guys who can fix his sled but not sure about getting him home. He's going to make some calls. Santa thanks him and heads off to find someone who can help him get back to his dimension.


Coal Elf Brigade (Gladiators) vs The Elves (Natives)


The Gladiators were dirty in this one. It was a short match that saw them bury the Natives. We see Santa watching the match, most of it thru his fingers as his hands covered his face. When the match was over, he pulls out a long sheet of paper and we see him add Gladiators to the 'Naughty List'.

The Gladiators get in some post match beat down when the sound of a train whistle is heard. Crossfire and Helsin, The Polar Express, come running down and chase the Gladiators off. They check on the Natives and help them to their feet. All four start dancing in the ring to Jingle Bell Rock.


Heat Miser (Bishop Hell) vs The Winter Warlock (Eydilon)


The match starts off with some good wrestling but slowly turns to a brawl. Hell tries using Hellfire on Eydilon. Eydilon tries some magical chant that makes Hell start to hover but it doesn't hold. Eydilon says if Hell likes it really hot then try Hellfire again. When Hell did Eydilon conjured a gust of wind and the flame flew back into Hell's face. Eydilon then made the cover for the win.

It looked like Eydilon was going to do more damage but the ref stopped him and told him to leave the ring. When Eydilon looked confused the ref said "it's real simple, put one foot in front of the other and you're heading out of the ring" then walked out of the ring himself. Eydilon followed him and they both walked to the back while Hell, who had recovered, stood in the ring shaking his fist at them.


Coal Elf Brigade run into Santa. Literally. They were rushing to get to a party. They are mad and threaten Santa when the mysterious person from earlier shows up and dropkicks them. They go flying down the hallway. The mysterious person motions for Santa to run away which he does.


Silent Knights (Santa Wolf & Lope) vs Grinches (Coven Black & Necros)


Two teams that have no Christmas cheer for each other. Whenever one of the Knights had one of the Grinches in trouble he would be distracted by the other Grinch going to the time keepers table to attempt to steal Santa Wolf's sack of toys. Eventually Santa Wolf and Coven Black are on the floor fighting over the bag and the ref ends up doing a double count out. Santa Wolf ends up with the bag and starts swinging it chasing the Grinches off as the crowd cheers. Before leaving ringside Santa Wolf tosses some toys to the fans.


Santa is sitting on a bench in back looking sad. The mysterious person comes up to him. He removes his robe and it's none other than the Easter Bunny. He asks Santa why so down. When Santa explains Bunny says to come with him. Holiday Heroes need to stick together. They go and find the Dark Menace. Santa tells his story but Dark Menace refuses to help him. Things sure look gloomy for old St Nick.


The Big Man aka Santa (Monolith) vs Krampus (Demon Godsend)


Demon Godsend attacked Monolith from behind before the bell. He uses underhanded tactics to wear Monolith down. He pulls out a cord and ties Monolith's feet then pulls a large bag from under the ring. He tries to put Monolith in the bag but Monolith fights back. Monolith gets up and punches Demon followed by shouting "Ho". He does this a couple more times. Demon is wobbling. Monolith shouts "on Donner, on Blitzen" then hits Demon with a Stampede. Monolith says it's time to climb the roof and go down the chimney. He climbs the turnbuckle and hits Catastrophe for the win.


Santa is about to walk off but stops and gives Dark Menace a gift. Menace looks at him suspiciously but takes it. He opens it and his eyes get as big as saucers and a rare smile crosses his face. "I can't believe it. It's a flux capacitor. I wanted one of these when I was a kid. I never got one." Santa says, "Yea, I apologize about that. I tried to deliver it a few times, but your home had the most impressive security system, and I couldn't get in."
"Oh, my yes," says Dark Menace, " I built that myself. It was ahead of its time wasn't it. Wow I never thought to turn it off on Christmas Eve. So, I guess it's my own fault I did not get it. But as they say, better late than never. So, let's see about getting you and your sleigh back to your dimension."

We then get a music montage of everyone working with Santa on his sleigh to Run, Run Rudolph. When it's done Dark Menace says Santa's sleigh can travel between dimensions any time he wants. Santa gets in, wishes everyone Merry Christmas and flies off as everyone waves goodbye.



In a post credit scene, we see Giant Azuma wearing a mawashi, the loincloth of a sumo wrestler, and a sash across his body that read "Happy New Year".

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Season Beatings 2: Electric Oogie Boogiealoo



Santa is sitting by the fireplace in his home at the North Pole. His phone chirps that he has a text. He reads it. "Oh, my friends from the other dimension have invited me to their annual big wrestling show. That should be fun."

Santa arrives at the stadium and goes to a small meeting room. "This is where I was told to go but seems no one is here. Oh, here comes somebody. Um, who are you?" A man in a three-piece suit (Godsend) walks into the room. "My name is B.Z. I'm the CEO and owner of a large toy making company. But most important I am the man that will replace you." Santa looks shocked. Then suddenly we see Krampus (Demon Godsend) slowly walk up behind Santa and drop a fist on Santa's head. The screen goes black.


Coal Brigade (Gladiators) vs Prep and Landing (Lord Nexus & Sir Nexus)


This match quickly broke down. Fist tried hitting Sir Nexus with a chair. Lord Nexus tosses an ornament at Fist that explodes and sparkles Fist putting him to sleep. Sir Nexus makes the cover and gets the win. Sir Nexus is so pumped after the match. "That was so tinsel." The announcers point out that the Gladiators yearlong losing streak continues.


We see a young lizard child getting autographs from a couple wrestlers. He tells them his name is Buster. After getting the autographs he walks down a hallway and sees Krumpus dragging off Santa. He says he needs to find someone to help save Santa.


Jake Skellington (Captain Crossbones) vs Oogie Boogie (Nightmare)


For some reason Crossbones spent a lot of the match climbing the turnbuckles and singing. Nightmare dominated the offense. The closest thing to offense for Crossbones was while tossed to the floor he went under the ring and came out with a jack o lantern and tossed it at Nightmare but missed. Nightmare with a splash off the top rope for the win.


Buster runs into Christmas Rapping (C-Rush and Mayham) and tells them what happened to Santa. They promise to help him find and save Santa. So, they head off to do that.


Silent Knights (Wolf & Lope) vs Farkus and Toadie (Disciple of Terror & Swerve)


The match goes back and forth with both teams making frequent tags. Things are pretty even till Terror slaps Lope. "What, are you going to cry? Cry for me you cry baby. Waa." Lope starts getting mad then he tackles Terror. Lope is raining blows down on Terror. Swerve tries to get Lope to stop and when he doesn't, he runs off. Lope covers and gets the three count.


Buster and Christmas Rapping come across Bumble (End of Days V). He hasn't seen Santa but will keep an eye out for him. Some more searching and they find Santa tied up to a chair. They go to free him when they are cornered by Krampus and Oogie Boogie. B.Z. says no one will stop his plans. He notices someone, someone very tall, standing in the shadows. "Who is that? Come on out into the light." A large man in an elf outfit (The Tall Man) comes into the light. "It's me, Buddy the elf. Let Santa go." Half a dozen little men in brown robes, his minions, come out. They take them off and they are elves. They try to free Santa but they are being beat down.


The Big Guy aka Santa (Monolith) vs Toy Santa (Iron Hand)


A hard-hitting affair. Iron Hand hits Monolith with Monolith's toy bag then tries to stuff him in there. Monolith fights back. Iron Hand pulls out a stocking and hits Monolith with it. It busts open sending coal flying everywhere. Hand runs the ropes but steps on the coal and slips falling on his back. Monolith covers and makes the pin.


Things are looking bad for Santa. They seem to get worse when the Coal Brigade shows up. However, they start attacking Krumpus and Oogie Boogie. The Coal Brigade take them out and free Santa. They tell him they are tired of losing and want to get off the Naughty list. Santa thinks about it and says he will put them on the Nice list on a probationary period. He says he will also get them the disrupter ray guns they wanted but will not provide the batteries. They will have to do that themselves. They agree. Then they are joined by the other face wrestlers and everyone sings We Wish You A Merry Christmas as the show ends.




Reminder that the all-new Seasons Beatings 3: Return of the Santa will be coming soon. You will not want to miss it as we complete the trilogy.

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Fun stuff. Looking forward to more.

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Seasons Beatings 3: Return of the Santa


The Big Guy aka Santa (Monolith) is looking over a list that shows who has been Naughty and who has been nice. He smiles when he sees way more on the Nice list. Then Cousin Mel (Deva) walks in followed by her team of lawyers in expensive suits. She tells The Big Guy that his time has passed. She is going to bring the holidays into the modern age. The new gift giver will be Holiday Harry. That is when Holiday Harry (Apex) walks in. The two large men stare menacingly at each other. It looks like they might come to blows when Cousin Mel's security force, dressed up as sparkly elves come in to escort The Big Guy out of the building.


Cady Heron (Hyla) vs Regina George (Bloody Marry) in a Burn Book On A Pole match

As the match begins, both ladies are throwing insults at each other as if they were tossing haymakers. Finally Regina seemed to calm down and offered her hand in a sign of sportsmanship. As Cady shook it Regina pulled her in and leveled her with a clothesline. Then a bodyslam. Regina starts to climb the pole then Cady swipes her legs. Regina gets crotched on the ropes.
Cady then tries to climb. Regina grabs her to stop her so Cady flips over Regina and hits a powerbomb. After a bit of offense Cady once again tried to climb to the top. Regina stopped her and hit a superplex. From there the next several minutes Regina hit her finishers numerous times. It was looking real bad for Cady. Regina stood and looked down at Cady with a mean grin on her face. She started to climb the pole to get the Book but Cady recovered and ran up to meet her. The two women battled and each grabbed for the book which fell off the pole and fell to the mat. Cady jumped off and grabbed the book. The ref called for the bell. Cady flipped thru the book, had a "oh wow" look on her face but then closed the book and walked off.


The Big Guy is on his video phone and he is talking to the real Santa. After hearing what happened Santa said he would be there as soon as he can. He just needs to stop and pick someone up and he will be there with bells on. Well, he always has bells on he says and then lets out a hearty laugh.


Kevin (Uranus) vs Harry and Marv aka The Wet Bandits (Crust & Mass) in a Home Alone Handicap match (weapons match)

Harry and Marv jumped Kevin from the opening bell. Harry was working Kevin over with ankle bites and toe stomps as Marv watched. Harry went to grab an ornament to use as a weapon, but Kevin stopped him. A bit later Marv walked over and asked Harry to back off and let him have some fun. Marv slammed Kevin a couple times then he grabbed a clothes iron and smashed it on top of Kevin's head. Harry was getting impatient, so he went over shoved Marv to the side. After biting Kevin's ankle one more time he grabbed a paint can, tossed it into Kevin's face and watched the lights go out in Kevin's eyes before he fell to the mat. Harry covered him and got the W.


Santa arrives at the arena and he has Dark Menace with him. They are looking for The Big Guy when they bump into Clark Griswold (Faller). Clark says he is looking for the perfect Christmas tree. He says he saw The Big Guy standing by a hot chocolate and eggnog stand outside of the arena. He eyes get big when he says eggnog.


Silent Knights (Santa Wolf & Lope) vs Coal Brigade (Gladiators)

A fun, fast paced match. Both teams had their chances. Lope and Siege were brawling on the floor and the ref went to try and stop them. Fist grabbed a chair and went to hit Santa Wolf, but Santa Wolf had grabbed his bag of toys and he swung it. The bag smacked Fist on the side of his head and laid him out. The ref returned to the ring and made the three count. The Silent Knights celebrate by pulling out gifts from the bags and tossing them out to the fans.


Santa is talking to The Big Guy when Cousin Mel and her lawyers show up. She says Santa ran over Grandma. Galactic Police show up and are about to arrest Santa when Clark Griswold comes up and says Grandma was not ran over. In fact, she is selling her famous apple pies at her stand. The Galactic Police glare at Cousin Mel then walk off. The Big Guy challenges Holiday Harry to a match in the main event. Cousin Mel accepts and walks off with her lawyers in tow. Clark speaks to each of them as they go by and says, "Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your own ass, Happy Hanukkah".


John McClane (Quest) vs Hans Gruber (Pardon) in a Nakatomi Plaza match (Scaffold match)

The scaffold was set up over the ring and had Christmas lights strung on the bottom to make it festive even as the match is a dangerous one. Early on Hans was getting the better of John. He hit each of his finishers but could not toss John off of the scaffold.

John was on his back on the scaffold when Hans went to grab him. John slid between Hans's legs and as Hans turned around, he got a foot to his face. John had the advantage, but it did not last long. The next several moments saw Hans control most of the action. Every time John started to get something going Hans would count it.

Finally, John got on a nice roll. He his DNA Sample a pair of times but Hans showed he would not go down easily. He then reached into his trunks and pulled out a white powder and tossed it in John's face. John swung wildly as he was blinded then Hans gave him a hard shove and John went over the edge. He did not hit the floor however as he was able to grab the scaffold. As Hans celebrated John pulled himself back up.
Two men tore into each other. They slammed each other onto the scaffold and into the railing. Both men had a chance to eliminate the other but to no avail. Finally John clotheslined Hans and saw the evildoer start to go over. But Hans grabbed some of the Christmas lights and grabbed onto the scaffold. He looked up and saw John grinning down at him. John stomped on Hans hands forcing him to let go. As Hans fell toward the ring mat he flipped John off. John said "yippee ki ya mo..." when the scene changed to the back where we see Cousin Mel talking to Holiday Harry as her lawyers stand in the background, nodding their heads to everything she says.


Santa and Dark Menace are walking in back talking strategy for The Big Guy when we see Azuma, Kenji and Taichi. They are chowing down on some KFC in honor of the holiday.


The Big Guy aka Santa (Monolith) vs Holiday Harry (Apex) in a Last Man Standing match

Cousin Mel and her lawyers are in the corner for Holiday Harry. The Big Guy has Santa and Dark Menace in his corner. The bell rings and the two giants rush at each other. The Big Guy takes control in the early moments of the match. He seems to be in complete control when a couple lawyers jump on the apron. They call the ref over and show him a bunch of papers and are explaining something to him. He looks completely confused and as the lawyers keep him distracted Holiday Harry hit a low blow to swing momentum into his favor.

Holiday Harry is using his impressive power to toss The Big Guy around the ring. He takes the fight to the floor as the lawyers set up a table. Holiday Harry power bombs The Big Guy thru the table. The Big Guy is hurting and it takes him to the eight count to get to his feet. Santa looks over at Dark Menace and they nod their heads.

Both men reach into their pockets and pulls out a leather strap with jingle bells on them. They start shaking them making the bells ring. As they do two things happen. One is The Big Guy starts recovering and fighting back. The second is a few of the fans in attendance sprouted wings. It seems there were angles in the crowd.

The Big Guy is rocking Apex now. The fans are fully behind him. Santa gets the fans to chant "ho, ho, ho" loudly. The Big Guy sets up a pair of chairs in the ring near a corner. He then lifts Holiday Harry up onto the turnbuckle and hits Catastrophe. Holiday Harry looks out on his feet. He barely gets up by the nine count. His legs are wobbly and it looks like The Big Guy could blow on him and he would topple over. However, it is not a breath of air that takes him out. It was a huge tree that crashed thru the ceiling and smashes into Holiday Harry. The camera swings to where the tree came thru the ceiling. We see Clark Griswold looks in. It seems he found his Christmas tree. He starts to whistle and slowly turns around. He grabs the base of the tree and pulls it off. The ref counted to ten and The Big Guy has won the match. The crowd cheers.


As the credits finish, we see someone standing in the shadows inside a luxury box. They have been watching what went down in the ring. They slowly come out of the shadows and it is the Easter Bunny. He is chomping on a cigar and has a smile on his face as he turns toward the camera. He gives a wink then the screen goes black with the music score still playing.




BluRay BONUS MATCH:

First out is The Wizard King (Viscar) he is sitting on a throne that sits upon a platform being carried by a dozen Natives, all wearing outfits of medieval warriors. As they get to the ring finally the sound of an upbeat K-Pop song is heard. Out walks Princess Kenny (Shayne) wearing a pink and purple dress with scarves and carrying a wand with a star on top of it. Paparazzi is going crazy taking picks of him.


Princess Kenny (Shayne) vs The Wizard King (Viscar)

Princess Kenny is waving to some ringside photographers from Japan when The Wizard King jumps him from behind. The Wizard King is having his way then he yells at the ref about something one of the photographers did. As the ref goes to investigate The Wizard King grabs his staff from the corner and smacks it on top of Princess Kenny's head. Princess Kenny is dazed and seeing birds flying around his head. Turtle doves to be exact. He crashes to the mat and it looks like the match is over.

However, as the ref is out of position it takes a moment for him to come over and make the count. In the meantime, a Japanese businessman in a nice suit comes to ring side and hand Princess Kenny a heart charm neckless. It seems to perform magic as Princess Kenny springs to life. Almost as if he was full of fury. He starts attacking The Wizard King who has no counter to the brutal assault. Finally, Princess Kenny hits his finisher and covers The Wizard King for the one, two, three. Princess Kenny dances around inside the ring as all the Japanese people in attendance cheer and bow over and over.

[barfly2021]

HO! HO! HO!
what a show

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Dec 11, 2022 20:52:43 GMT -5 barfly2021 said:

HO! HO! HO!
what a show

Thank you. Nice poem lol