Post by barnestormer on Aug 3, 2009 14:00:38 GMT -5
Sheik Khalid Sirhan has been added to the Heavenly Wrestling Association roster. He was formerly known as Mullah bin Laden. He claims that because of his close resemblance to al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and his Middle Eastern heritage that he was unjustly "type-cast as a terrorist" in the eyes of the HWA fans, and that he now wants to "turn over a new leaf and make a name for himself as himself". The fans don't buy it one bit, given his past acts, including the alleged "anthrax powder" he threw at his opponents, which has recently been tested and proven to be nothing more than baby powder, which Sheik Khalid Sirhan (whose name in Muslim translates as "immortal wolf") claims that heel wrestlers have used in years past to blind the eyes of their babyface opponents, and if he were actually throwing anthrax powder, he would already be dead from anthrax exposure himself. He now prefers to finish off his opponents with a hammerlock flatliner he calls ALLAH AHKBAR! (or, "God Is Great!" in Muslim. I hope I got the spelling correct. I don't want to offend any Muslims.)
(I wanted to write up this description earlier, but I didn't have time because I had to be at a food cost meeting at work at 3:00.)
(I wanted to write up this description earlier, but I didn't have time because I had to be at a food cost meeting at work at 3:00.)