Post by barnestormer on Mar 12, 2010 10:22:55 GMT -5
Although the official bootleg card has yet to be posted in the Files section of the Orion Wrestling Promotions Yahoo! Group, I'm posting the stats for Perry Noya, due to popular demand. (OK, I know LWPD wanted to see him). This is what I've come up with so far. As always, suggestions will be welcomed.
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* If Perry Noya rolls his PIN, roll 1 die. (Do not roll on this chart if the opponent rolls his finisher):
ODD: Perry Noya rolls his PIN rating.
EVEN: Perry Noya leaves the ring and escapes out of the arena through the crowd. OPPONENT IS AWARDED AN AUTOMATIC COUNT OUT VICTORY.
* Schizophrenic Tendencies: Perry places his opponent's neck on his knee and then wraps the opponent's legs around his head and pulls on the leg, putting pressure on the opponent's neck and lower back.
* Manic Depression: a swinging neckbreaker from the top turnbuckle
TRUST ISSUES: Perry sets his opponent up for a pumphandle slam and then slaps on a half-nelson. He then picks his opponent up and slams him face-first to the mat.
To say that Perry Noya is not a "well" man would be an understatement. He's totally convinced everybody's out to get him. So what does he do? He becomes a wrestler, naturally. Nobody'll be gunning for him in the wrestling business, right? I guess somebody didn't tell him that everybody's out to get everybody, especially if they've got a title around their waist. And to top things off, if it looks like Perry may be pinned, he just might decide to leave the arena and take the count out. (Hey, he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day, right?)
(The back story's kind of weak, I know, but I never really thought of one for him, to tell you the truth. I just kind of threw it on at the last minute.)
| PERRY NOYA | Height: 5'11" Weight: 225 lbs. State of Confusion |
| LEVEL 1 OFFENSE | LEVEL 1 DEFENSE |
| 1. eye poke - 1 2. reverse knife edge - 2 3. snap mare - 2 4. into the turnbuckle 5. backbreaker - 2 6. shoulder arm breaker - 3 (pw) | 1. PERRY NOYA - 2 2. dazed - 1 (tag) 3. dazed - 1 (tag) 4. hurt - 2 5. PERRY NOYA - 1 6. dazed - 1 (tag) |
| LEVEL 2 OFFENSE | LEVEL 2 DEFENSE |
| 1. bite to forehead - 1 2. rear chinlock - 2 3. head butt - 2 (ch A) 4. bulldog - 2 5. Michinoku Driver - 2 6. Schizophrenic Tendencies - 3 | 1. PERRY NOYA - 1 2. hurt - 2 (tag) 3. hurt - 2 4. down - 3 5. hurt - 2 (tag) 6. PERRY NOYA - 1 |
| LEVEL 3 OFFENSE | LEVEL 3 DEFENSE |
| 1. shoulder breaker - 3 (ch G) 2. out of the ring (c) 3. out of the ring (c) 4. piledriver - 3 5. Manic Depression - 3 6. TRUST ISSUES (+2) | 1. down - 3 (tag) 2. PIN 7(4) * 3. down - 3 (lv) 4. hurt - 2 5. hurt - 2 6. down - 3 |
| Ropes--B Turnbuckle--B Ring--C Deathjump--B Disqualification--6[td] [td]Agility -3 Power - 1 Cage 6 |
* If Perry Noya rolls his PIN, roll 1 die. (Do not roll on this chart if the opponent rolls his finisher):
ODD: Perry Noya rolls his PIN rating.
EVEN: Perry Noya leaves the ring and escapes out of the arena through the crowd. OPPONENT IS AWARDED AN AUTOMATIC COUNT OUT VICTORY.
* Schizophrenic Tendencies: Perry places his opponent's neck on his knee and then wraps the opponent's legs around his head and pulls on the leg, putting pressure on the opponent's neck and lower back.
* Manic Depression: a swinging neckbreaker from the top turnbuckle
TRUST ISSUES: Perry sets his opponent up for a pumphandle slam and then slaps on a half-nelson. He then picks his opponent up and slams him face-first to the mat.
To say that Perry Noya is not a "well" man would be an understatement. He's totally convinced everybody's out to get him. So what does he do? He becomes a wrestler, naturally. Nobody'll be gunning for him in the wrestling business, right? I guess somebody didn't tell him that everybody's out to get everybody, especially if they've got a title around their waist. And to top things off, if it looks like Perry may be pinned, he just might decide to leave the arena and take the count out. (Hey, he who fights and runs away lives to fight another day, right?)
(The back story's kind of weak, I know, but I never really thought of one for him, to tell you the truth. I just kind of threw it on at the last minute.)