GWF SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL
Saturday February 21, 2088
MCDUFF: Hello, wrestling fans and welcome to GWF Saturday Night Special. We are just six days away from returning to the Deimos Intergalactic Arena! Six days away from crowning the first ever I-P Champion!
MORPHEUS: Six days away from that con artist Mesmer getting humiliated by the Galaxian Heavyweight Champion, Thantos!
MCDUFF: Wait a minute. Here comes Star Warrior and Omega.
MORPHEUS: I'll be back. I need to get a Maffei Burger.
OMEGA: Yeah, go on ahead, Morpheus! Bishop Hell! You cowardly piece of ... gutless punk! Blast me in the face with your so-called HELLFIRE? So, I guess you wanted Star Warrior's attention? Well, you've got it. On the 27th, you will face Star Warrior at the Deimos Intergalactic Arena. But tonight, right now, you and me!
MCDUFF: But, you're scheduled to compete in a 3-Man Tag Match tonight.
WARRIOR: The match has been changed. It will be me teaming with Massif and Mesmer to face Thantos and the Henchmen tonight. And Friday night, I will douse the flames of HELLFIRE and send Bishop Hell back where he came from.
MCDUFF: Oh my goodness gracious! Star Warrior will be in tonight's 3-Man Tag Main Event! And Omega is in the ring. Here comes Bishop Hell! And what do you know? Morpheus is back.
BISHOP HELL VS OMEGA
Bishop Hell wastes no time. He takes a forearm smash without even blinking, hits the Bishop Blast and then HELLFIRE. Again, the ref does not see the illegal move and Bishop Hell is victorious.
WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 45 SECONDS: BISHOP HELL!
MORPHEUS: Hahaha. Yeah, Omega. That's what you asked for! Bishop hell, you might just have become my favorite wrestler ever.
MCDUFF: Star Warrior is in the ring. He is furious. Bishop Hell is headed this way.
HELL: Personally, I don't think Star Warrior is really talented enough or tough enough to be in the ring with me. But I am sure that your daddy's cronies in the booking committee will make me have to take this match. But, you see, me and Thantos came up with an idea. One that will prevent you from bogarting all the title shots again this year. I'll wrestle you any time, any place and as much as possible. But, you do not get another shot at Thantos as long as he is Galaxian Heavyweight Champion unless you can beat me 1..2..3. I mean by pinfall or submission and not by some cheating referee disqualifying me to make your daddy happy. Which means, you will never get another shot at Thantos' title. Hahahahah!
MCDUFF: That lousy no good .... He'll get disqualified on purpose just to keep Star Warrior away from Thantos.
MORPHEUS: Thantos has outsmarted Star Warrior again! And Omega, well, he's kinda flushed too. Hahahahahah! Red faced! Get it, Sue-Sue?
MORPHEUS: Oh good grief, let's go to the ring.
INVINCIBLE KRAKAN VS BEAST-RIDER
Well, this match was longer, even though not much more competitive. Beast-Rider did kick out of the FALLING FACE SLAM. Well, actually, it looked like Krakan had pulled him up to punish him even more before ending it with a deathjump.
WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 3:32: INVINCIBLE KRAKAN
MCDUFF: Maybe I should leave and let you talk to that piece of filth!
MORPHEUS: Come on, Sue-Sue. Isn't it time to forgive and forget?
KRAKAN: Relax, woman. I am not here to waste my time enslaving you again. In fact, I wonder why I am wasting my time here. Did you not notice that when they held thistitle tournament, they put Invincible Krakan in a tag team match? And, Invincible Krakan is not even scheduled for almost a month and is stuck in some filler match? Invincible Krakan is not space filler! Invincible Krakan is a conqueror. A champion! And not something used to make this TitanPower look good. This Friday night! Lord Nexus. One-on-one. Billy Jo Boxer and Ghengis Khan can have their own match. And after Invincible Krakan beatsLord Nexus, line up Wolf, Spike and Thantos. Invincible Krakan will beat them all!
MCDUFF: I hope Lord Nexus beats your...
MORPHEUS: So much for fair and impartial, Sue-Sue.
MCDUFF: I'm going to strangle you if you don't quit calling me Sue-Sue. Yes, fans, on the 27th, at Deimos, Lord Nexus will face Invincible Krakan one-on-one and Billy Jo Boxer will go up against Ghengis Khan in singles competition. Billy Jo Boxer is in action next. Let's go to the ring.
BILLY JO BOXER VS VANITY
Billy Jo Boxer tears into the pretty boy of the GWF with a vengeance. The mix of boxing skills with wrestling moves overcame Vanity's cheap tactics and the Titan Drop scored the win for the former GBF Heavyweight Champion.
WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 5:49: BILLY JO BOXER!
MCDUFF: Billy Jo Boxer prepares for his match with Ghengis Khan by taking down Vanity. Boxing versus martial arts. This match should make a great showdown.
MORPHEUS: This is wrestling, not boxing. And Ghengis Khan is a wrestling veteran. I'll put my money on him at any time.
MCDUFF: Two newcomers to the squared circle are stepping into the ring. It should be interesting to see these two go at it so let's go to the ring.
LIGHTENING VS REPTILLO
The lizard AniMan overcomes the Norse God as Lightening submits to the LIZARD CLUTCH.
WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 2:55: REPTILLO!
MCDUFF: The AniMan gets the win. I'm not really sure if that is an upset or not.
MORPHEUS: Does it matter? Reptillo would be better off dressing up as a reindeer or something.
MCDUFF: That'll never happen! It's time for our main event!
THANTOS AND THE HENCHMEN VS STAR WARRIOR, MASSIF AND MESMER
Thantos was absolutely livid at the substitution made on the FDF team. The fans were treated to an absolute great match. Thantos made sure his Henchmen worked over Mesmer, as they looked to wear him down before his title match and the strategy proved successful as Mesmer fell to Executioner's HEADSMAN GUILLOTINE.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH IN 20:37: THANTOS AND THE HENCHMEN
MORPHEUS: And, once again, Thantos has outsmarted everyone. So much for Mesmer. After Friday night, he won't want a thing to do with Thantos!
MCDUFF: Join us on the 27th at Deimos and we will see you next Saturday night!