DEIMOS PERENNIAL 2088
Friday January 30, 2088
Deinos Intergalactic Arena
The camera panned over the roaring crowd and then moved over to the announcer's table as Mighty Grogan and Morpheus sat side-by-side.
GROGAN: Ladies and gentlemen in homes across the galaxy! Welcome to GWF Perennial 2088. Mighty Grogan along with Morpheus here and, tonight, Thantos will again defend his Galaxian Heavyweight Championship against Star Warrior.
MORPHEUS: Star Warrior continues to receive title shot after title shot even though it is painfully obvious that he is not in Thantos' class. Then again, no one else is either.
GROGAN: Star Warrior has beaten Thantos for that belt once and he can do it again. Also, The Greek Gods will defend the Galaxian Tag Team Titles against the Norse Gods.
MORPHEUS: The Norse Gods have played the Geeks like fools. Attack them from behind and then get a title match without even having to earn one.
GROGAN: The Norse Gods may have bitten off more than they can chew. Plus, we begin the search for an Interplanetary Heavyweight Champion begins tonight.
MORPHEUS: With all the new talent joining the GWF, this should be an interesting tournament. I really like Invincible Krakan's new guy Splatter.
GROGAN: And we also have the debuts of brand new tag teams like The Bomb Squad, The Henchmen, TitanPower, The AniMen of Andromeda and Beauty and the Beast. Susan McDuff is standing by with Beauty and the Beast now.
Camera shines on the popular and gorgeous redhead, Susan McDuff:
MCDUFF: Thanks, Grogan. I'm being joined by Vanity and this thing you and Beast-Rider refer to as The Creeper. What is the story on The Creeper?
VANITY: Oh, Susan, darling, why would you even want to look at The Creeper when you could be paying total attention to the most beautiful specimen in the galaxy? I should thank you for getting rid of Linda Starr for me. She was much too clingy for my tastes. Maybe after we defeat those pathetic Space Croppers, you would like to join me for a celebration and some hot steamy...
MCDUFF: I don't think so! So, did you steal The Creeper or not?
VANITY: Beast-Rider totally abused The Creeper. The Creeper came to me wanting revenge! And he shall get it tonight. Then afterwards, Miss McDuff, let me thank you properly for getting rid of Linda Starr.
MCDUFF: Will someone please take him to the ring already?
Vanity and the Creeper walked to the ring to a chorus of boos, although there were some cheers coming from the females in the audience. Vanity chose one and planted a kiss on her lips. The girl nearly fainted as she squealed for Vanity as the camera cut back to Susan McDuff standing with the Neptunian Space Croppers.
MCDUFF: Beast-Rider, you heard the accusations from Vanity. Did you ever abuse The Creeper?
BEAST-RIDER: Susan, Vanity has done a lot of things to hurt me over the past 18 months. Turning on us. Joining up with Killer Queen. You remember how he got that hussy Linda Starr to spray perfume in my eyes. But, really, I didn't ever hate Vanity. Until he started saying those lies. I have never abused any of the pets in my zoo. Most of them would be dead somewhere had I not found them and brought them to Neptune. I don't know how Vanity has turned The Creeper on me but it hurts, Susan. But, Vanity, the hurt in my heart will be quenched by the hurt on your body!
MCDUFF: Renegade, you know the story about Beast-Rider and his zoo. What do you think is going on?
RENEGADE: Susan, Vanity is a little diva in need of attention is what is going on! I don't know or care what he said or did to make The Creeper join him. But, when they are in the ring with us, I won't even show the slightest hint that I care! That ring is a jungle! And there is only one rule in a jungle. Survive!
The Space Croppers headed to the ring to huge cheers and the match was on. Beast-Rider came out and was hoping to tear into Vanity but Vanity ordered The Creeper to start the match. Beast-Rider did not wish to fight The Creeper and The Creeper hit a power slam on the non-defensive Beast-Rider. But The Creeper showed his total lack of having really any idea what to do in the ring. This allowed Beast-Rider to tag in Renegade. Renegade stormed into the ring and sent The Creeper into the turnbucke and then charged in and delivered an awesome running clothesline. Renegade then lifted The Creeper, dropped him with a shoulder breaker and covered. 1..2..3! And the match was over as Vanity did not even move from his corner to help The Creeper.
RINGSIDE ANNOUNCER: The winners of the match in 56 seconds, the Space Croppers.
Beast-Rider tried to see about The Creeper but Vanity screamed at The Creeper and The Creeper rolled out of the ring and exited with Vanity as Renegade held his hands in the air and Beast-Rider watched The Creeper leave with a dejected look.
GROGAN: I'm not sure The Creeper has any idea what to do in a wrestling ring.
MORPHEUS: Vanity should perhaps consider spending some time teaching The Creeper a few moves at least.
GROGAN: Well, we shall see how well Commander Sam has taught Adam Blast how to wrestle. We have both faced Commander Sam in that ring and he may be getting older but he is still as tough as they come. But The Henchmen are tough in their own right as well.
MORPHEUS: Thantos is the smartest man in wrestling today. The Henchmen are sure to soon be owners of the Galaxian Tag Team Titles which would give Thantos complete control of the GWF.
GROGAN: Well, Susan McDuff is standing by with two men who are determined to not let that happen.
MCDUFF: That's right, I am here with The Bomb Squad. Commander Sam and Adam Blast. Sam, the two of you sure make for a very versatile tag team. Veteran brawling combined with youthful agility.
COMMANDER SAM: Susan, I am very excited to let the fans have the opportunity to see Adam in action. Executioner may have beaten him last week but Adam is a tag team specialist and will be much more in his element tonight. And you know, Comrade Terror, we sure know what each other is all about. What I want to know, Terror, is if you feel you can trust Executioner like I know I can trust Adam.
MCDUFF: Adam, welcome to the GWF. So, Sam has been training you, is that correct?
ADAM BLAST: Yes, ma'am. Commander Sam has taken me under his wing and no one could ask for a better mentor. Sam is absolutely right. We trust each other. Do they?
As Stars and Stripes Forever plays, the Bomb Squad makes their way to the ring, giving salutes and hand shakes to the fans gathered at ringside. The camera moves back to Susan McDuff standing next to The Henchmen.
MCDUFF: Commander Sam was just here and asking how well you two can trust each other, especially given your hatred for earthlings, Comrade Terror.
TERROR: Yes, I hate earthlings, McDuff so just shut up and hold that microphone. Do I trust Executioner? No! But I trust Thantos and if he says Executioner is on the up-and-up then it will be so. All I know is that he hates Commander Sam and Adam Blast as much as I do and, if I may steal a quote from those stupid earthlings, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Susan McDuff then moved the microphone towards Executioner but the masked wrestler shook his head and The Henchmen headed to the ring as the boos filled the arena. To no one's surprise, Comrade Terror began the match for The Henchmen but everyone was shocked as Adam Blast came out first for The Bomb Squad. Comrade Terror trapped Adam Blast in a face lock. Blast tried to reach Sam but Terror threw Blast into the turnbuckle. Terror rushed in with a double axe handle but Blast ducked and rolled Terror up! 1...and Comrade Terror kicked out. Adam Blast tagged in Commander Sam and Sam attacked Comrade Terror with a reverse backbreaker, a running slingshot and boxing jabs. Sam then sent Terror into the turnbuckle but he missed a running shoulder tackle. Terror tagged in Executioner. Executioner threw Sam out of the ring. Then the two took turns throwing each other into the steel post before the action went back into the ring. Executioner applies a face claw and a standing arm bar to Sam. Sam tried to tag out but Executioner sent Sam into the ropes. The two then clotheslined each other and both went down. Executioner then got up first and hit the HEADSMAN GUILLOTINE. Adam Blast and Comrade Terror both came in and a wild brawl erupted and the ref called for the ball.
BOTH TEAMS ARE DISQUALIFIED AT THE 3:45 MARK OF THE MATCH
Comrade Terror threw Adam Blast out of the ring and then The Henchmen started executing double deathjumps on Commander Sam. (I ignore injury adjustments in post-match attacks). Adam Blast grabbed a chair and chased off The Henchmen as the fans booed the villain team.
MORPHEUS: Hah! So much for the idea that The Henchmen could not co-exist!
GROGAN: We sure haven't heard the last from these four men! This feud looks to just get nastier as the year progresses. Of course, there is no feud that has gotten as nasty as the one between The Society of Death and the Flying Titans. And next, we have the new team of TitanPower, Lord Nexus and Billy Jo Boxer facing the combination of Invincible Krakan and Ghengis Khan.
MORPHEUS: Billy Jo Boxer is going to learn that wrestling is a lot tougher than boxing and Khan I am sure will be glad to teach him how a real man fights!
GROGAN: Susan McDuff is standing by....what's this? She is not standing by. She is refusing to be anywhere near Invincible Krakan! And here come Krakan and Khan to the ring. And TitanPower is right behind them and we have our match underway!
Billy Jo Boxer goes right after Ghengis Khan with combo punches and a knee lift. Boxer sends Khan into the turnbuckle and then connects with a running shoulder tackle. Boxer sends Khan into the opposite turnbuckle and then hits a double axe handle. Boxer again sets to send Khan into the turnbuckle but Khan reverses it. They both go for a clothesline but only Boxer connects. Boxer sets to throw Khan into the turnbuckle. Khan reverses it. Khan moves it but Boxer gets a foot up. Boxer then hits a deathjump and a knee lift. Khan tags out to Krakan. Krakan comes in with an arm drag, a knife-edge and a face claw. Billy Jo Boxer fights back with combo punches. Boxer sends Krakan into the turnbuckle. Double clothesline! Boxer gets up first and tags Lord Nexus. TITAN DROP! 1..2..Krakan kicks out! Another TITAN DROP! Khan makes the pin save! Lord Nexus throws Krakan out of the ring and tags Boxer. Boxer brings Krakan back into the ring and whips him into the turnbuckle. Double clothesline! Boxer gets up first and hits a knee lift. He sends Krakan into the turnbuckle. Boxer misses a running double axe handle. Krakan rolls him up. 1...Boxer kicks out. FALLING FACE SLAM! Nexus is cut off by Khan. 1..2...Boxer kicks out! Krakan tags Khan. Khan throws Boxer out of the ring. Boxer crawls back into the ring. Khan with a deadly throat chop. Boxer tries to get to his corner. Another deadly throat chop by Khan. Boxer again tries to get to his corner. Khan goes up top and hits a perfect cross-body block. Lord Nexus tries to make the save but is stopped. 1...kickout! Khan with a deadly throat chop and cover! 1..2...kickout! Khan with a power slam and a flying mare takedown. Boxer gets away and tags Nexus. Lord Nexus with a small package. Khan tags out to Krakan. Krakan hits Lord Nexus with a shoulder tackle. Nexus tags in Boxer. Krakan avoids a knife-edge and gives Boxer a bite to forehead. Boxer tags Nexus. Nexus sends Krakan into the ropes. Nexus goes for a back-body drop but Krakan turns it into a piledriver. Krakan tags Khan. Khan throws Lord Nexus out of the ring. Lord Nexus then throws Khan into the ring pole. Nexus tosses Khan back into the ring. Nexus with a reverse knife-edge followed by the TITAN DROP! Krakan tries to make the pin save but is stopped. 1...Khan kicks out! Lord Nexus climbs the turnbuckle and then hits a perfect cross-body block on Ghengis Khan. 1..2..3!
THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH IN 10:40: TITANPOWER!
GROGAN: What a fight between these two teams. Billy Jo Boxer really hung in there after taking a lot of punishment and Lord Nexus lifts his team to victory!
MORPHEUS: You better believe that Invincible Krakan will be back. He is a master general and he will lose a battle to win a war!
GROGAN: Speaking of wars, no one knows about war better than an Aethran. We have Brute and Massacre standing by right now. Susan McDuff apparently wants no part of them either.
BRUTE: The Gladiators of Aethra will not be subjected to questions by an inferior female! Let me tell these half-animal/half-men wimps something right now. We are Brute and Massacre! We are not to be messed with! You dare challenge us? That's good for us. And bad for you! Tell 'em Massacre!
MASSACRE: Well...AniMen of Andromeda! Incredible Badger! Battering Ram! What happened on Andromeda to cause the two of you to be overwhelmed by a case of the stupids? Did you two really let Wolf talk you into coming here and getting hurt? Wolf! You never did have enough guts to be an Aethran and now you will learn what happens when you mess with us! We are sending a message to you Wolf, through your AniMen pals. Through their broken bones and bloody mugs!
The Gladiators head to the ring to a mixed reaction as some in the crowd like the brutal way the Gladiators fight. The camera then cuts backstage where Incredible Badger and Battering Ram are standing by with Susan McDuff.
MCDUFF: Some have said you are foolish for seeking out a feud with The Gladiators.
BADGER: You know, Susan, we are not strangers to the ways of the Aethrans. There has been bad blood between Andromeda and Aethra for a very long time. There have been many casualties from both sides in this hostility between the two planets. So, we know exactly what we are up against. But we have a just cause to fight for and that gives us an advantage.
RAM: I want to make sure everyone at home knows this. Everyone on Andromeda. And everyone on Aethra! We will take the fight to Brute and Massacre and it starts tonight!
The AniMen then headed to the ring and the match was on. Battering Ram challenged Brute to start the match in a power vs power collision and the Gladiator obliged. Brute missed a falling knee smash. Ram connected with a kick to the head. Brute tagged Massacre in. Massacre executed an atomic knee drop and then the MASSACRE SLAM. 1..2...Battering Ram kicked out. DECAPITATOR. 1..2...kick out! Massacre tagged in Brute. Brute threw Battering Ram out of the ring. Battering Ram rammed Brute's head into the ringside table. Battering Ram then sends Brute into the ring and hits the BATTERING RAM. 1..2..kickout! Battering Ram throws Brute out of the ring. Brute whips Battering Ram into the ring pole. Brute tags in Massacre. MASSACRE SLAM! Incredible Badger makes the pin save. Massacre lands the Gladiator piledriver. Massacre tags in Brute. Gladiator piledriver from Brute. Brute tosses Ram out of the ring. They brawl outside the ring andd then go back into the ring. Brute hits a running clothesline. Battering Ram rolls out of the ring. Brute rams Battering Ram's head into the ringside table and then tosses him back into the ring. Brute hits an atomic skullcrusher and a shoulder breaker. Battering ram tries for a power drop but Brute blocks it and then executes two Gladiator piledrivers. Brute tags in Massacre. Massacre with a bite to forehead. Massacre misses a flying elbow drop. Battering Ram with a shoulder tackle. Ram tags in Incredible Badger. Badger with a throat chop on Massacre. Massacre with a bite to forehead on Badger followed by an atomic knee drop. Badger tries to tag out. Massacre with a neckbreaker and a cover. 1...kickout by Badger. MASSACRE SLAM! 1...kickout! Massacre tags in Brute. Atomic skullcrusher. Shoulder breaker. Badger escapes and tags in Ram. Ram with an arm bar on Brute. Ram tags Badger. Badger with a punch in head. Brute with the Gladiator piledriver. Badger rolls out of the ring and then crawls back into the ring. It's Brute with an atomic skullcrusher and an illegal choke hold. Badger can't make the tag. Brute tags in Massacre. Running clothesline by Massacre. Badger can't make the tag. DECAPITATOR! 1...kickout! Massacre tags in Brute. Running clothesline by Brute. Badger makes the tag! Ram tries for a power drop but Brute blocks it. Brute with a knife-edge and a cover! Badger makes the pin save! Brute tags in Massacre. MASSACRE SLAM on Battering Ram! 1..2..3!
THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH IN 12:46 ... BRUTE AND MASSACRE!
GROGAN: The former tag champs score a victory here and will seek their next challenge.
MORPHEUS: You better believe that challenge means the Galaxian Tag Team Championships.
GROGAN: We are now starting the Interplanetary Title Tournament and we have a really interesting opening match as the newcomer Bishop Hell faces off against the unpredictable Wolf.
MORPHEUS: Hahah! I wonder if Wolf can stand the heat!
GROGAN: The two wrestlers are coming to the ring now. Well, there was no prematch chatter here. These two guys just look prepared to wrestle.
Wolf starts it off with a stomach claw.Bishop Hell retaliates with a punch in face, the Bishop Blast, punch in face, face rake and an atomic drop. Bishop Hell sends Wolf into the ropes but Wolf hits a big shoulder tackle. Wolf follows up with a kick to the head. Bishop Hell comes back with a choke. Bishop Hell misses an elbow drop. Wolf comes back with the Wolf Skullcrusher. Wolf sends Bishop Hell towards the turnbuckle but Hell reverses it and hits a running shoulder tackle. Bishop Hell follows up with the Bishop Blast and then sends Wolf into the ropes. Hell sets for a back body drop but Wolf reverses it into a piledriver. Wolf then applies the SAVAGE FACE CLAW and Bishop Hell submits!
WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 4:25: WOLF!
GROGAN: Wolf has made Bishop Hell submit to the SAVAGE FACE CLAW! Wolf advances in the tournament to crown an Interplanetary Champion!
MORPHEUS: Wolf caught a break! Bishop Hell had him off-balance. I'd like to see them go at it again!
GROGAN: That might be a rematch worth seeing. Next up in the tournament, Death Knight is facing Omega. Death Knight is coming to the ring now. Susan McDuff is backstage with Omega.
MCDUFF: Omega, there is a lot of speculation on how much longer you plan to compete. Could this tournament be one last hurrah for you?
OMEGA: Susan, no one ever outlasts Father Time. But a lot of us have given it our best shot! I plan to wrestle through the end of this year and then I will see how my body feels in 2089. But I am here for the present and am ready to collide again with Death Knight!
To a chorus of cheers, Omega came out and locked up with his arch-nemesis from The Royal Court. Omega sent Death Knight into the turnbuckle and then hit a double axe-handle. Omega followed up with a cross body block, a knee lift and a nerve pinch. Omega sent Death Knight into the turnbuckle and then hit a double axe-handle. Omega followed up with a cross body block and a karate chop. Omega sent Death Knight into the ropes. Double clothesline! Omega is up first and goes into a cosmic war dance and cover. 1..Death Kight kicks out! Omega throws Death Knight out of the ring and then hits a perfect flying cross-body to the outside! The referee starts the count, One... two... Death Knight crawls back into the ring. Omega throws Death Knight out of the ring and then hits a perfect flying cross-body to the outside! The referee starts the count, One... two... three...four...five...six..seven...eight..nine...ten!
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A COUNTOUT IN 3:23: OMEGA!
GROGAN: Omega looks as dominant as I have ever seen him! He looked like he had found a fountain of youth tonight!
MORPHEUS: Oh, shut up!
GROGAN: Invincible Krakan is leading Mutant to the ring and the fans are really letting him have it! And Susan McDuff is standing by with Pulsar.
MCDUFF: Pulsar, it was a tough rookie year for you at times but wrestling insiders have said that they have seen progress out of you and expect you to continue to improve. You have become a huge fan favorite as an underdog and I am not ashamed to admit that I too have been pulling for you.
PULSAR: I want to thank you and all the fans for their support and I hope to earn it more through victories in 2088. I am sure I am a big underdog in this tournament but I am not here just to compete, but to win!
MORPHEUS: Oh, ick! I hope Mutant hurts this guy! I can't take any more of that rah rah sappy talk!
The fans cheered as Pulsar came out to the ring and shook hands. Mutant went on the attack with a stomach claw and an illegal choke hold. Mutant threw Pulsar out of the ring. Pulsar crawled back into the ring. TEMPLE GRINDER! Pulsar is in the ropes. Mutant throws Pulsar back out of the ring. Mutant comes out and choke slams Pulsar on the floor. Mutant throws Pulsar into the ring. TEMPLE GRINDER! Pulsar is in the ropes! Mutant uses an undetected foreign object on Pulsar. Mutant then goes for the Skullcrusher but Pulsar counters and sends Mutant into the ropes and then hits Mutant with an awesome spin wheel kick! Titan Drop! Cover! 1...2...Mutant kicks out! Titan Drop! WHIRLWIND! 1..2...3!
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 3:27: PULSAR!
GROGAN: Did you see that? What a move to counter the Skullcrusher? Pulsar advances in the Interplanetary Title Tournament!
MORPHEUS: Did you see Invincible Krakan just watch the match and act as if he didn't even care?
GROGAN: So far, Wolf, Omega and Pulsar have advanced in the Interplanetary Title Tournament. After tonight, 8 men will still be in the tournament. Onje of those men will be either Star Warrior or Thantos, depending on who leaves tonight without the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship!
MORPHEUS: And another one of those men is guaranteed to be Spike!
GROGAN: I think Reptillo might have something to say about that!
MCDUFF: I am here with Reptillo and you are going into the match a huge underdog against the powerful Spike.
REPTILLO: Yesss. It isss true that Ssspike isss a bigger, ssstronger wressstler than I am but I am an AniMan and will not be intimidated by an Aethran!
Reptillo headed to the ring and then Spike quickly hits the ring and grabs Reptillo with an arm wrencher. Spike missed a dropkick and Reptillo gets in 2 slime bites and a flying tackle. Spike leaves the ring and then Reptillo goes out and they brawl outside the ring. Spike throws Reptillo back in the ring but misses a knife-edge. Reptillo does a face rake but Spike retaliates with a spinesmasher and then the SUPER DESTROYER! 1...2...kickout! SUPER DESTROYER! 1..2..3!
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 2:51: SPIKE!
GROGAN: Spike was just way too much for Reptillo. It's like he did not even feel it when Reptillo bit him or raked his face!
MORPHEUS: Whoever Spike draws next in the tournament, I feel sorry for them!
GROGAN: Our next match looks to be very intriguing as Killer Queen is facing the very strange Mesmer. Susan McDuff is standing by with Killer Quuen right now.
QUEEN: Before we get started, I just want people to know why I dumped that loser Vanity. Did you see him not even try to help The Creeper? Vanity is fun to hang out with, okay! He does get alot of girls and all, okay! But, Vanity just isn't a very good wrestler, okay! Okay!
MCDUFF: Okayyyy...and what about Mesmer?
QUEEN: He's a weirdo!
MCDUFF: Okayyyy....
Killer Queen headed to the ring, somehow interpreting the boos and jeers as a positive reaction. Killer Queen stood in the ring and applauded as the fans booed and then the lights went out totally and when they came back on, Mesmer was standing in the ring. Killer Queen with a rolling reverse starts the match. Then it is Mesmer with a punch in face. Queen comes back with two bites to forehead, a flying knee drop and a falling knee drop. Mesmer misses a flying dropkick. It's Queen with an illegal choke hold and a shoulder breaker. Mesmer blocks a neckbreaker attempt and uses an eye blinder and locks in a sleeper hold but Queen gets to the ropes. Mesmer hits a forearm smash. Mesmer climbs to the top of the turnbuckle but Queen tosses Mesmer to the mat! Queen sends Mesmer's head into turnbuckle and then hits three falling knee drops. Then it is Mesmer countering a suplex with an eye blinder and covers. 1..2...Killer Queen kicks out! Mesmer hits a forearm smash but misses an elbow drop. Queen sends Mesmer into the turnbuckle. Double clothesline! Queen gets up first! Queen throws Mesmer out of the ring. Mesmer rams Queen's head into the ringside table! Back in the ring, Mesmer applies the BLACKOUT! Queen reaches the ropes. It's Mesmer with a sleeper hold, a body punch and a forearm smash. Queen comes back with a hip toss and two rolling reverses. Mesmer counters a suplex with the Demon Grip. It's Mesmer with a punch in face and an elbow drop. Queen tris a suplex but Mesmer blocks it and land an elbow drop. Mesmer hits an elbow drop and then applies the BLACKOUT and after checking Queen, the referee calls for the bell.
THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 13:30: MESMER!
Mesmer refuses to release the BLACKOUT! Mesmer tosses the referee out of the ring and reapplies the BLACKOUT! Mesmer then raises his arms as the crowd cheers but the referee calls for the bell again and reverses his decision.
THE WINNER BY VIRTUE OF A REVERSE DECISION: KILLER QUEEN
GROGAN: What was Mesmer doing? He just threw away a spot in the Interplanetary Title Tournament! I do not understand that!
MORPHEUS: And the way these fans cheered as he tried to injure Killer Queen! Despicable!
GROGAN: Well, Morpheus, your pick to win the tournament is next. Splatter is facing Pit Viper next. Susan McDuff is with Pit Viper.
MCDUFF: It seems this feud will never end between the Titans and the Society of Death!
VIPER: You are correct, Susan McDuff! Splatter! When you joined up with Invincible Krakan, you sealed your own fate. I don't even care about this tournament as much as I care about hurting you!
Pit Viper headed out to the ring and then Splatter was led to the ring by Incincible Krakan. Krakan then left the ringside area. Pit Viper tried for a stomach claw but Splatter blocked it and sent Pit Viper into the ropes and nearly took his head off with a clothesline. HATCHET JOB! 1..kickout! Splatter hit a pair of dropkicks and went for the cover! 1..2...kickout! HATCHET JOB! 1..2..3!
WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 1:31: SPLATTER!
MORPHEUS: I told you Grogan! That was total domination! Invincible Krakan sure knows how to pick them! Splatter is going to win this entire thing!
GROGAN: Well, there are seven men who will have something to say about that. And one of them just might be this guy. Susan McDuff is standing by with Exo-King.
KING: Why does the GWF insult a man of my royalty by sending a peasant female to conduct an interview with me! Listen to me, Massif. Congratulations on being named Rookie of the Year! Former Galaxian Heavyweight Champion! Massif! Your rookie year is over! And your career will soon be over as well!
GROGAN: Here comes Exo-King now. Will you sit down, Morpheus?
MORPHEUS: I am just showing the king of wrestling his proper respect!
GROGAN: Oh, we shall see how much respect Massif gives him. This will be the last tournament match and Susan McDuff is standing by with Massif.
MCDUFF: Thank you for joinging me, Massif.
MASSIF: Thank you for having me, Susan. I have been watching from the back and I must commend you on your poise despite how some of these wrestlers have treated you. You know, Exo-King and myself are no strangers to each other as we battled all last year. The difference between Exo-King and myself is real simple. I don't need robotic implants to be the strongest man in the federation!
Massif headed to the ring and the crowd cheered wildly. Exo-King started the match with a skullcrusher. Massif retaliated with a full nelson and then sent Exo-King into the turnbuckle. Both wrestlers tried for a clothesline but only Exo-King's connected. Exo-King followed up with a flying body crusher. Massif rolled out of the ring. Massif then whipped Exo-King into the ring pole. Back in the ring, Massif hit the VOLCANIC DROP. 1..2..kickout! Massif tossed Exo-King out of the ring. The two brawled outside the ring. Massif tossed Exo-King back into the ring. It was Massif with a piledriver, a head butt and a punch to the head. Exo-King retaliated with a neckbreaker. Exo-King tried to send Massif into the turnbuckle. Massif reversed it but then Exo-King lifted a boot when Massif moved in. Exo-King followed up with a reverse backbreaker and a clothesline. Exo-King tried to send Massif into the turnbuckle but Massif reversed it and then hit a double-axe handle. Massif applied a grinding bear hug but Exo-King escaped before being forced to submit! Massif followed up with the Massif Power Slam and then a punch to the head. Massif sent Exo-King into the ropes. Exo-King ducked under a punch and went to the other side. Massif hit a big shoulder tackle. Massif landed a punch to the head and then sent Exo-King into the ropes again. Massif went for a back body drop but Exo-King kicked him in the head. Exo-King hit a flying body crusher and then went for the cover. 1..2...kickout. Exo-King went up for a deathjump and hit a flying body splash. Exo-King then applied the DEATH VISE and got the submission!
WINNER OF THE MATCH IN 7:37: EXO-KING
MORPHEUS: That's right, Grogan! Bow to the real giant of the GWF! Bow to Exo-King.
GROGAN: You mean the giant that insists on cheating by using illegal robotic implants to give him an edge?
MORPHEUS: You can't prove that!
GROGAN: No, but I can prove that the Norse Gods have provoked the wrath of the Greek Gods when they attacked them and destroyed their Tag Team of the Year plaques. The challengers for the Galaxian Tag Team Titles are standing by now.
MAN-MOUNTAIN: Forget Brute. Forget Massif. Forget Exo-King. I am the biggest, the baddest and the heaviest man in the GWF. Proteus, do you really think you can OVERHEAD TOSS me?
LIGHTENING: And Actagon, you felt what a real sleeper grip is. The NORSE SLEEPER GRIP! Your sleeper grip is nothing compared to mine! And we will walk into that ring and be the Galaxian Tag Team Champions now. Tonight! The Norse Gods are the only true Gods in the GWF!
GROGAN: They sound pretty confident considering they are facing arguably the best tag team in GWF history!
MORPHEUS: But they might have the mental edge over the Greek Gods. Proteus, he is kind of stupid as it is.
GROGAN: We are about to see who is the stupid one as Susan McDuff is standing by with the Greek Gods.
MCDUFF: Okay, thanks Grogan and I am here with the Galaxian Tag Team Champions. Actagon. Proteus. The Norse Gods seem to have had a plan along to stire your ire and make you put your titles on the line in order to get your hands on them. Do you feel they have gotten the upper hand on you in this new feud?
ACTAGON: Many people have expressed their concern over the tactics the Norse Gods have used to earn themselves a title shot. They are afraid that it might set a bad precedent. We see it like this. We plan to demonstrate at the expense of the Norse Gods why you do not want to try and gain a title shot through such underhanded means.
PROTEUS: And then we shall celebrate our victory through wine, women and song! Susan McDuff, when we are victorious over these imposters, mayhaps I will show you what it's like to kiss a Greek God!
The Greek Gods leave a blushing Susan McDuff speechless as they head to the ring to defend the Galaxian Tag Team Titles. Lightening and Actagon started the matches for their respective teams. Lightening tried a shoulder tackle but merely bounced off Actagon. Actagon then went on the attck with a flying skullcrusher, an atomic drop, a power slam, a reverse piledriver and a backward leg-sweep. Proteus tagged in and hit a knee drop. Lightening came back with an arm bar. Proteus made the tag to Actagon. Actagon sent Lightening into the ropes. Lightening ducks under a punch! Lightening hits a surprise cross-body press! Here's the cover! One ... two ... kickout! Lightening hits a body press. Actagon comes back with a flying skull crusher. Lightening makes the tag to Man-Mountain. Man-Mountain whips Actagon into the ropes and sets for a back body drop but Actagon stops and hits a piledriver and then throws Man-Mountain out of the ring. Actagon then baseball slides and kicks Man-Mountain in the head. Proteus tags in and goes after Man-Mountain outside the ring but Man-Mountain whips Proteus into the ring pole. Back in thne ring it is Man-Mountain with a fist to face and a stomach claw on Proteus. Man-Mountain sends Protues into the turnbuckle but misses a running shoulder tackle. Actagon tags in and tosses Man-Mountain out of the ring. Man-Mountain crawls back into the ring and into a backward leg-sweep. Man-Mountain sends Actagon into the ropes and sets for a back body drop but again is dropped by a piledriver. Actagon throws Man-Mountain out of the ring and then hits a perfect flying cross-body to the outside and Lightening has to help Man-Mountain back into the ring to avoid a countout loss! Actagon goes for a deathjump and hits a flying splash on Man-Mountain and then tags in Proteus. Protues throws Man-Mountain out of the ring and then comes out and body slams the big man on the floor outside the ring! Back inside the ring it is Proteus with a full power slam and an elbow smash. Man-Mountain comes back with an airplane spin but then misses a knee drop. Proteus hits an elbow smash on Man-Mountain that had no effect at all. Lightening tagged in and tried to hit Proteus with a shoulder tackle. Yeah, that didn't work! Proteus hit a flying elbow drop and went for the cover. 1...and Lightening kicked out. Proteus threw Lightening outside the ring and the two brawled. Lightening then threw Proteus back into the ring and tagged in Man-Mountain. Man-Mountain clamped on the Norse Sleeper Grip but Proteus made it to the ropes to avoid the loss. Man-Mountain then threw Proteus out of the ring but Proteus caught Man-Mountain trying to leave the ring by stepping over the top rope. Proteus crotched Man-Mountain with the top rope and then went into the ring and executed the OVERHEAD TOSS on Man-Mountain! 1...2...3!
THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH ANS STILL GALAXIAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS IN 10:09....THE GREEK GODS!
GROGAN: The Greek Gods did it again! No matter what, you line them up and the greeks knock them down!
MORPHEUS: I'd be willing to bet that Brute and Massacre will be lookig for another title shot!
GROGAN: I know the Greeks won't duck anyone. And neither will this man! Susan McDuff is standing by right now with Star Warrior!
MCDUFF: Thanks, Grogan. That is the former Galaxian Heavyweight Champion Star Warrior looking to become the two-time Galaxian Heavyweight Champion.
WARRIOR: That is right, Susan McDuff. This time, there will be no HELLFIRE from the crowd to save you, Thantos! Tonight, I will regain the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship.
GROGAN: And listen to this crowd cheer for Star Warrior, Morpheus! These people love this man!
MORPHEUS: I hope Thantos ends this twerps career tonight. Too bad HELLFIRE didn't do it last month!
GROGAN: And the champion is headed our way and he is not even giving Susan a single sound bite! Thantos is all business and the main event is underway!
Star Warrior applies a couple of rear headlocks and then Thantos sends Star Warrior into the turnbuckle. Thantos misses a running double axe handle. Star Warrior rolls him up. 1...kickoout! Star Warrior with a forearm smash, a cross body block and a hip toss. Star Warrior, though, misses a flying dropkick, landing awkwardly and grabbing for his leg. Thantos then hits a running clothesline. Cover! 1...kickout! MASTERLOCK! And Star Warrior submits!
WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN 2:52: THANTOS!
MORPHEUS: Thantos is still the champion! He didn't even break a sweat! Hahahah!
GROGAN: I don't know what to say, fans. This might be the last title shot for Star Warrior in a while.
MORPHEUS: Thantos, you are the man!
Star Warrior slinks to the back, limping on his left leg while Thantos holds the belt over his head, basking in the boos of the crowd as Deimos Perennial goes off the air.