Monday Night Massacre
12.08.2087 from Mizar Solarsphere- Show Opening: Viper's Pit w/ Wolf -Welcome to the Mizar Solarsphere in Ursa Major and thank you for joining us for Monday Night Massacre! Pit Viper is in the ring for another Viper's Pit; his guest will be Wolf. Let's see what they have to say.
PIT VIPER: Welcome to Viper's Pit! My guest today is the wild man of the GWF. Please welcome, Wolf!
(Wolf's music plays as he arrives at Viper's Pit.)
PIT VIPER: Wolf, I understand you have a big announcement. What's on your mind?
WOLF: As I mentioned a few weeks ago, I had a surprise lined up for the Gladiators. Well that surprise is here. From my home planet of Andromeda 13 in the Andromeda Galaxy, I'd like to introduce everyone to a few friends of mine.
(One by one, the newcomers entered the ring while Wolf shouted out their names.)
WOLF: Battering Ram. Incredible Badger. Reptillo. Welcome to the GWF! I realize that I can't take on the Gladiators alone; I'm going to need a little help. So I went home to Andromeda 13 to recruit a few buddies of mine. And here they are!
PIT VIPER: Are these guys any good? Will they really be able to help?
WOLF: Of course they're good. The Animen have been wrestling back home for a few months. And in that time they have already established themselves as the best that our planet has to offer. They're more than ready for the GWF. And they're gonna be able to beat those Gladiator punks to a pulp.
PIT VIPER: So do the three of you have anything to say?
INCREDIBLE BADGER: We've heard about Aethrans before. We don't like them already. They are evil and we won't stand for it.
BATTERING RAM: That's right Badger! Wait until they get a load of us. We can cut them down to size.
REPTILLO: I may not be the biggest guy in the universe, but these guys don't scare me. I don't care if I'm the underdog, I'll take all of 'em out.
PIT VIPER: Well, sounds like the Gladiators have a real challenge on their hands. I'm being told to wrap it up so we can get on with the show. Thanks for being my guests and we'll see ya in the ring.
Pulsar vs.
VanityVanity defeated Pulsar with a PULVERIZER at 10:38Match Notes: Vanity wins in a rare dominating performance from him. Pulsar couldn't get any offense going and Vanity got the win after a running clothesline and a Pulverizer.
Neptunian Space-Croppers vs.
Norse GodsLightening defeated Beast-Rider with a flying elbow smash at 14:24Match Notes: The Norse Gods win in a very entertaining tag team match. It seems that both teams were operating on an "execute one move, tag in the partner" strategy, but the Norse Gods were more effective with it. Lightening got the pin with a flying elbow smash on Beast-Rider.
Exo-King vs.
SplatterExo-King defeated Splatter with a DEATH VISE at 8:48Match Notes: Splatter got off to a quick start here and hit Exo-King with 2 Hatchet Jobs early. But Exo-King settled down after that and took control of the match. There were a number of all out brawls outside the ring; it's astonishing that the 2 wrestlers avoided a disqualification. At the end, Exo-King won with a Death Vise following a series of powerful moves.
- Lord Nexus Welcomes Billy Jo Boxer -
Lord Nexus and the Titans are shown in the locker room. Nexus announces that Billy Jo Boxer's training is complete and he welcomes the newcomer to the Titans roster. The crowd cheers as Billy Jo Boxer shakes hands with all of the Titans. TitanPower will have their first match against the Henchmen tonight.
TitanPower vs.
HenchmenExecutioner defeated Billy Jo Boxer with a DQ at 26:51Match Notes: An incredibly long match; Billy Jo Boxer did not look out of place at all. A rookie mistake cost his team however when he refused to stop ramming Executioner's head into a table even after being warned by the ref.
Adam Blast vs.
Ghengis KhanGhengis Khan defeated Adam Blast with a TWIN THRUST at 7:05Match Notes: Ghengis Khan wins a quick one. Adam Blast got a few offensive moves off early, but after that it was all Khan. He hit Blast with the Twin Thrust 3 times before Adam would finally stay down after a 4th.
Omega vs.
Invincible KrakanInvincible Krakan defeated Omega with a cross-body press at 10:52Match Notes: Omega controlled most of this match early on. But he eventually seemed to tire after being unable to put away Krakan. Krakan took over after avoiding a spinning neck breaker and never looked back, winning the match easily.
- The Gladiators Surprise Announcement -
(The Aethran War Anthem plays as Spike, Brute and Massacre enter the ring to a tremendous chorus of boos. Brute appears to be wearing what looks a championship belt.)
MASSACRE: Thank you for that warm welcome. We'll get to the Animen in a minute, first I have an introduction of my own.
(A murmur of excitement goes through the crowd as they anticipate the arrival of another new wrestler.)
MASSACRE: You may have noticed that Brute has a belt. Allow me to introduce you to the GWF Aethra Champion: Brute!
(Another chorus of boos erupts from the crowd.)
MASSACRE: This is an honor that the Aethran people have decided to bestow upon a worthy warrior. Brute will defend this title with honor; I for one never expect him to lose it.
(At this point, Wolf and the Animen are shown on the big screen.)
WOLF: What the hell is this? You can't beat Massif so you just invent a title and declare yourself champion? You can't do that.
BRUTE: Like hell I can't.
BATTERING RAM: All right then, give me a shot at your little title.
BRUTE: No title shot. But I will give you a match tonight.
BATTERING RAM: Fine! Whatever. I just wanna beat your ass.
INCREDIBLE BADGER: You know what, if you guys can just declare someone champion like that; then I declare Wolf the GWF Andromeda 13 Champion!
SPIKE: You can't do that! That's BS! Brute has rightfully earned his...
REPTILLO: Shut up! He's earned nothing; no more than Wolf has. If he can declare himself champ, than we can declare Wolf champ.
SPIKE: How dare you talk to me like that. I'm going to teach you a lesson. You guys are the best that Andromeda has to offer? Fine. We'll see about that in the ring tonight.
REPTILLO: You'll be sorry.
(With that, the big screen turned off and the Gladiators left the ring.)
Incredible Badger vs.
MassacreMassacre defeated Incredible Badger with a DQ at 2:29Match Notes: This one never really got off the ground. After some fighting outside the ring, Badger was disqualified. Quite surprising considering how much the ref had let go in other matches this evening.
Reptillo vs.
SpikeSpike defeated Reptillo with a spinesmasher at 5:23Match Notes: Reptillo did a lot of damage in the first 3 minutes of this match, hitting Spike with move after move, but it wasn't enough to take down the powerful Spike. Spike blocked a leg lift and hit Reptillo with a full-nelson suplex and a spinesmasher, the only 2 moves he executed during the match, to get the victory.
Battering Ram vs.
BruteBrute defeated Battering Ram with a DQ at :58Match Notes: Another quick DQ for the Animen after another fight outside the ring.
- Show Closing -There you have it folks, another Monday Night Massacre in the books. We've been told that the GWF Executive Committee will have a major announcement; we'll bring it to you live in 2 weeks!