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Post by vx on Jul 25, 2013 7:01:14 GMT -5
SATURDAY NIGHT INVASION
JANUARY 3, 2093
MCDUFF: Welcome to Saturday Night Invasion! Tonight, we will hear from The Collector as well as see the new music video from Vanity. Let’s go to the ring.
ASTRO TURK VS ROYAL OVERLORD
Astro Turk falls out of the ring and is counted out.
WINNER OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A COUNTOUT: ROYAL OVERLORD
MCDUFF: And Royal Overlord wins? We now have the music video called Stud City. Sung by Vanity?
Music video reminiscent of beefcake video from the 80s shows Vanity and Mr Galaxy in various stud poses along with these lyrics:
All the girls looking pretty
For the boys, we show no pity
We’re looking tough and gritty
We’re rocking down here in …
Stud City!
MCDUFF: Yeesh, that was awful.
KILLIAN: I like it! That will surely be a top hit on Racey Rassum’s Galaxian Top Forty within the end of the week!
MCDUFF: Let’s go to the ring.
ANTIMATTER W/DOOMSAYER VS COMMANDER SAM
Commander Sam is disqualified when Chopper Mattock interferes and hits Antimatter by mistake.
WINNER OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION: ANTIMATTER
MCDUFF: The Collector is here and you have a lot of explaining to do.
MATTOCK: He doesn’t have to explain a thing! Massif! Commander Sam! You played me for a fool for too long! I carries both of you to the Interplanetary Tag Team Titles! Now, the two of you will become completely irrelevant in the GWF with me gone.
CHOPPER MATTOCK W/THE COLLCTOR VS BLACK HOLE BART
The BATTLE AXE chops down Bart.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: CHOPPER MATTOCK
COLLECTOR: Who was it that won the first ever Interplanetary Tag Team Titles?
MCDUFF: The Barbarians.
COLLECTOR: That’s right. Cannibal. And who won the Interplanetary Tag Team Titles with two different partners?
MCDUFF: Earthquake.
COLLECTOR: That’s right. Chopper Mattock. And, what do you get when you put them together?
KILLIAN: The team that will beat the Norse Gods at the Deimos Perennial?
COLLECTOR: You are a smart man!
MCDUFF: Let’s go to the ring.
TITANPOWER W/TRAINER JIM VS COUNT NECROS AND KILLER QUEEN W/ROYAL OVERLORD
Lord Nexus uses the TITAN DROP to pin Killer Queen.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: TITANPOWER
MCDUFF: The Norse Gods are joining us now.
LIGHTENING: Susan. We’re not really Norse Gods. We first adopted that persona because Thantos paid us to. We stayed with that persona because Solaris treated us better than anyone else we have ever known. We’re not ready yet to reveal our true identities, but, for now, just call us the Masters of Illusion.
LIGHTENING VS DEATH MASQUE W/MAGNUS COLBY
The NORSE SLEEPER GRIP ends the night for Death Masque.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: LIGHTENING
KILLIAN: Gods or illusionists, that is still an illegal choke hold.
MCDUFF: Goodnight from Saturday Night Invasion!
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Post by vx on Jul 26, 2013 6:27:22 GMT -5
MONDAY NIGHT WAR GAMES
JANUARY 5, 2093
Thantos, Bounty Hunter and Guile and the Galactic Rebels came out, sans Dreadnaught and Tongsoon but with the Serpent Unman.
THANTOS: Omega! You caused this. You and your misbegotten offspring! The Devil’s Pact has been formed! And, tonight, Alpha Force! I will deal with you first!
ANIMAL PACK W/AMAZONIA VS THE ASSASSIN EMPIRE W/MAGNUS COLBY
Whiplash falls victim to the BATTERING RAM.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: ANIMAL PACK
MCDUFF: Animal Pack is back! The Gladiators better beware!
WOLF AND IRON MANE W/AMAZONIA VS THE KEEPERS OF THE STONE
The Keepers are disqualified when the Gladiators attack Wolf and Iron Mane.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION: WOLF AND IRON MANE
MASSACRE: AniMen! Trade one loser team for another. We’re fine with that! At Deimos Perennial 92, we will do with Animal Pack what we did with the Beasts of Burden!
As the Gladiators gloat, a hooded stranger appears on the entrance ramp, taking notes.
MASSACRE: What is this? Who the hell are you?
The hooded stranger turns and leaves.
CHAOS VS PULSAR PRIME W/TRAINER JIM
Chaos trapped Pulsar in the BOW OF DEFEAT. Jim tried to interfere but Chaos clotheslined Jim and then gave Pulsar the Hyperdrive and scored the three count.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: CHAOS
Doomsayer is backstage with Dreadnaught and Tongsoon. The three of them are standing in front of the Transevolver.
DOOMSAYER: The time has come for this to end. The two of you have been kicked out of the Devil’s Pact by Thantos! You have been a constant source of stress upon myself and the entire Galactic Rebels team. One of you will pay for this dearly. At the end of the year, I will keep one of you. And the other I will turn into a human! You two will help me decide who to keep by battling each other! Starting at Deimos Perennial ’93!
STAR WARRIOR W/OMEGA VS DREADNAUGHT W/DOOMSAYER
Dreadnaught is more violent than he has ever been before and gets disqualified as he batters Star Warrior with a chair, the ring steps, the time keeper’s bell and the butt of the weapon he carries with him to ringside.
WINNER OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION: STAR WARRIOR
As medics tend to Star Warrior, Tongsoon runs in and, trying to one up Dreadnaught, delivers the BATTLE CRY to an already injured Star Warrior.
MATADOR OF M83 VS QUASAR W/TRAINER JIM
Matador introduces Quasar to the BULLWHIP.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: MATADOR OF M83
KILLIAN: Looks like Quasar should have stayed in Gravity Ball.
THANTOS VS ALPHA FORCE W/OMEGA
Alpha Force submits to the MASTERLOCK.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: THANTOS
Thantos grabs a microphone and screams into Alpha Force’s face.
THANTOS: Go back to where you came from! You aren’t ready to go against the Evil Gamemaster! Omega! Get this piece of trash out of here!
Thantos drops the mic and walks off as War Games goes off the air.
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Jul 26, 2013 11:11:48 GMT -5
Sweet couple of cards Vx! Matador of M83 is da man! May his reign last forever.... LOL! I loved the Stud City video! Question, where can I get than on Lazdisk?  Thantos pummeled that over rated and never do anything Alpha Force...what a loser! Gamemaster rules!  Keep em coming! |
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Post by vx on Jul 27, 2013 8:45:44 GMT -5
SATURDAY NIGHT INVASION
JANUARY 10, 2093
MCDUFF: Welcome to Saturday Night Invasion!
KILLIAN: Long live Thantos! Hahaha! All those weeks of that stupid glowing fist and then all it turns out to be is another loser son of Omega’s who screams and cries when trapped in the MASTERLOCK! I love it!
MCDUFF: Let’s go to the ring.
ASTRO TURK VS TRAINER JIM
JIM’S SLEDGEHAMMER takes down Astro Turk.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: TRAINER JIM
KILLIAN: Losing to Royal Overlord and Trainer Jim in back-to-back weeks? What is he? Ursa Major’s brother?
DARKOS W/MAGNUS COLBY VS COMMANDER SAM
Commander Sam is disqualified when Massif came in and totally annihilated Darkos.
WINNER OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION: DARKOS
SAM: Calm down, Massif. We don’t have to stoop to these levels.
MASSIF: Calm down? That’s been the problem for too long, Sam! The gentle giant. No more! Chopper Mattock! You want to play this way? You should never anger a gentle giant!
DEATH MASQUE W/MAGNUS COLBY VS BLACK HOLE BART
Death Masque dishes out THE MELTDOWN.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: DEATH MASQUE
Commissioner Carter comes out and directs everyone’s attention to the holotron where a replay is shown from two weeks prior when the Masked Assassins attacked the Fighting Titans and Death Masque gave Quasar THE MELTDOWN.
CARTER: Now, I could fine you, but we all know Magnus Colby can afford any fine I could legally submit. I could suspend you, but by the time all the appeals and nonsense went through, we’d all be ready to retire anyways. Instead, Quasar made a request and I will honor that request. At Deimos Perennial 93, Quasar will get a match against Death Masque!
MAN-MOUNTAIN VS ROYAL OVERLORD
Royal Overlord is buried in the MOUNTAIN SLIDE.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: MAN-MOUNTAIN
VOICE-OVER: New friends. New enemies. Old foes battling again. On January 25th, the GWF presents Deimos Perennial 93! Live on pay per view! Thantos. The Gladiators. Matador of M83. Chaos. Star Warrior. Old favorites and new will be in action. You don’t want to miss it.
LIGHTENING VS CHOPPER MATTOCK W/THE COLLECTOR
Chopper overpowers and toys with Lightening. Massif casually strolls to ringside. Chopper turns his attention to Massif and Lightening puts the NORSE SLEEPER GRIP on Chopper Mattock. Chopper fades away as Massif calmly strolls back to the dressing room.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: LIGHTENING
MCDUFF: Lightening wins! That might very well be considered an upset! We’re out of time!
KILLIAN: Massif had no business out there! That was bull…..
Credits roll
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Post by vx on Jul 28, 2013 12:59:21 GMT -5
MONDAY NIGHT WAR GAMES
JANUARY 12, 2093
The Devil’s Pact comes out to the ring.
THANTOS: Last week, I showed the galaxy what a fraud this Alpha Force was. I’m done with Omega and his entire family! I’m going to set my eyes towards beating Chaos at Deimos Perennial 93 and sending that overrated tub of lard back to Dimension X where he belongs. Tonight, I will team with Bounty Hunter and we don’t care who we face. Deimos Perennial 93 is coming and Third Force, you can’t deal with the Double Jeopardy we will bring.
WOLF AND IRON MANE W/AMAZONIA VS THE ASSASSIN EMPIRE W/MAGNUS COLBY
The match is ruled a time limit draw.
THERE IS NO WINNER
The Third Force is backstage.
CHAOS: Last week, I couldn’t believe my eyes. Thantos came through and exposed Alpha Force to be a fraud. An overhyped joke. Tonight, Matador will finish Alpha Force off. No, Alpha Force. You are not worthy of stepping in the ring with me. My scout will take care of you.
They are interrupted by Commissioner Carter.
CARTER: Well, I’m glad that Matador has stepped up to face Alpha Force tonight. That means that you and the Keepers of the Stone are available for a three-man tag match and I have just scheduled you to be in one. Next!
CHAOS AND THE KEEPERS OF THE STONE VS QUASAR AND THE TITAN EXPRESS W/TRAINER JIM
Pulsar Prime submits to the BOW OF DEFEAT.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: CHAOS AND THE KEEPERS OF THE STONE
MCDUFF: It’s the match in the works for two years. Tensions began when Doomsayer appointed Comrade Terror as the singles star of the Galactic Rebels back in 2091. Last year, Comrade Terror became Dreadnaught and things went from bad to worse. Dreadnaught and Tongsoon, the tag team formerly known as Alien Corps, have become bitter enemies. They will feud this year with the loser getting transevolved back into human form. Their first match will take place at Deimos Perennial 93. Tongsoon is standing by with comments.
TONGSOON: Dreadnaught! You over-ego inflated buffoon! He admitted defeat last year when he had to take a dose of the Transevolver. Because Comrade Terror was afraid of me! It won’t make a difference. I’ll beat him as Dreadnaught and turn him into a disgusting human! Hahahahaha!
DREADNAUGHT W/DOOMSAYER VS JUSTICE W/COMMANDER SAM
In a match that saw the ref get wiped out and everyone interfere, Dreadnaught outlasted Justice with the Heavy Artillery.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: DREADNAUGHT
Video is shown from last week, after the Gladiators attacked Wolf and Iron Mane and then the stranger was seen taking notes.
MAYHEM AND SPIKE W/THE GUARDSMAN VS THE GREEK GODS W/SOLARIS
A face smash was enough for Mayhem to pin Proteus.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: MAYHEM AND SPIKE
MCDUFF: There he is again. Taking notes on the Gladiators. Mayhem is going after him! Where did he go? Whoever he is, he has gotten under Mayhem’s skin like nothing I have ever seen!
MATADOR OF M83 VS ALPHA FORCE W/OMEGA
Alpha Force dishes out the ULTIMATE FORCE in under two minutes.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: ALPHA FORCE
MCDUFF: Matador has never been beaten like that since he came to the GWF two years ago! Our main event is next!
DOUBLE JEOPARDY W/REYNARD B GUILE VS ANIMAL PACK W/AMAZONIA
Thantos used the Satanic Skull Smasher to beat Battering Ram.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: DOUBLE JEOPARDY
MCDUFF: That’s our show for tonight. Be back with us for Saturday Night Invasion!
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Post by vx on Jul 29, 2013 6:13:05 GMT -5
SATURDAY NIGHT INVASION
JANUARY 17, 2093
MCDUFF: We are just one week away from Deimos Perennial 93! Tonight, we see the debut of The Collector’s tag team, the Advance Guard as well as the Interplanetary Tag Team Champions in action!
ROYAL OVERLORD VS TRAINER JIM
Overlord gets the pin with the ROYAL RUMBLE.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: ROYAL OVERLORD
KILLIAN: That’s why Exo-King should have listened to Royal Overlord. The Court is better off without him. Killer Queen better get in step with the rest of the court as well!
GHENGIS KHAN VS COMMANDER SAM
Khan made short work of Sam with a standing karate kick.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: GHENGIS KHAN
KILLIAN: Sam is just too old for this anymore.
MESMER W/COMMANDER SAM VS DEATH MASQUE W/MAGNUS COLBY
Quasar comes out to watch as Mesmer dominates most of this match. Colby grabs the mic and says “I will not have my man scouted by a rookie!” and he and Death Masque leave.
WINNER OF THE MATCH AS THE RESULT OF A COUNTOUT: MESMER
KILLIAN: Quasar had no business out here!
MCDUFF: Colby sounded worried about Quasar!
THE ADVANCE GUARD W/THE COLLECTOR VS TITANPOWER W/TRAINER JIM
The Advance Guard perfects the double team on Billy Jo Boxer while the referee is distracted by Lord Nexus and Cannibal scores the pin.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: THE ADVANCE GUARD
KILLIAN: What a great win by the Advance Guard! And against an established veteran coughoverratedcough team like TitanPower! I love Cannibal’s new look!
MCDUFF: It sickens me to see what Renegade and Earthquake have become.
THE MASTERS OF ILLUSION VS METEOR STORM
Man-Mountain takes care of Black Hole Bart via the Rib Crusher.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: THE MASTERS OF ILLUSION
MCDUFF: The Advance Guard will get theirs courtesy of the Masters of Illusion next week! We’re out of time!
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Post by vx on Jul 30, 2013 6:41:11 GMT -5
MONDAY NIGHT WAR GAMES
JANUARY 19, 2093
MCDUFF: We are just a week away from Deimos Perennial 93 and what a show we have for you tonight. In our main event, we have Double Jeopardy facing the Greek Gods. Also, Matador of M83 meets Wolf, Spike and Mayhem battle Animal Pack and, for the first time ever, Star Warrior teams with his brother Alpha Force.
THE TITAN EXPRESS W/TRAINER JIM VS THE KEEPERS OF THE STONE
Pulsar Prime forces Rogue to submit to the SOLAR STRAIN.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: THE TITAN EXPRESS
MCDUFF: Don’t be surprised if the Titan Express wins gold in 2093.
THE COAT OF ARMS W/OMEGA VS THE ASSASSIN EMPIRE W/MAGNUS COLBY
Whiplash made Alpha Force submit to the THUMBSCREW.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: THE ASSASSIN EMPIRE
KILLIAN: Ohhh hahahahaha! These poor fans are in shock! It’s official. Alpha Force is already the bust of the year!
CHAOS VS QUASAR W/TRAINER JIM
Quasar shocks the galaxy by hitting the HIGH ROLLER and pinning Chaos!
WINNER OF THE MATCH: QUASAR
MCDUFF: Oh my goodness gracious. I don’t believe what I just saw!
THANTOS: Alpha Puke and the overrated Chaos lose on the same night. Pay attention later tonight and you will see how a champion wins!
SPIKE AND MAYHEM W/THE GUARDSMAN VS ANIMAL PACK W/AMAZONIA
Spike uses the MEGADESTROYER to, once again, take out Battering Ram.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: SPIKE AND MAYHEM
KILLIAN: Battering Ram just cannot beat Spike.
MATADOR OF M83 VS WOLF W/AMAZONIA
Matador submits to the SAVAGE FACE CLAW.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: WOLF
KILLIAN: This may be the worst moment in the history of the GWF!
DOUBLE JEOPARDY W/REYNARD B GUILE VS THE GREEK GODS W/SOLARIS
Actagon submits to the MASTERLOCK.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: DOUBLE JEOPARDY
KILLIAN: The MASTERLOCK is still the greatest submission hold in the history of the GWF!
MCDUFF: See you on Saturday night!
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Jul 30, 2013 16:52:13 GMT -5
Wow! You have been a busy guy...rolling...rolling...and rolling! Alpha Force is having a hard time adjusting (I guess) to the rigorous schedule of the GWF! It is no more apparent than tapping out to Whiplash's THUMBSCREW... pathetic! Great series of cards and I can hardly wait until Deimos Perennial 2093 to get here...go Mutant!  |
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Post by vx on Jul 31, 2013 8:04:48 GMT -5
SATURDAY NIGHT INVASION
JANUARY 24, 2093
MCDUFF: Tomorrow night, it’s Deimos Perennial 93! Tonight, we have TitanPower and Quasar facing the Hitmen and Death Masque. Also, the Masters of Illusion against Stud City.
MAD JESTER W/ROYAL OVERLORD VS COMMANDER SAM
Commander Sam is disqualified when Massif attacks Mad Jester.
WINNER OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION: MAD JESTER
KILLIAN: Massif has lost it!
MASSIF: Tonight, Earthquake! Get that loony partner of yours and me and Mesmer will take you down!
KILLER QUEEN AND COUNT NECROS W/ROYAL OVERLORD VS METEOR STORM
Astro Turk submits to the CHECKMATE.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: KILLER QUEEN AND COUNT NECROS
KILLIAN: Killer Queen finally has a partner he can depend on. Whether he knows it or not.
MASSIF AND MESMER W/COMMANDER SAM VS THE ADVANCE GUARD W/THE COLLECTOR
Mesmer sent Chopper Mattock to dreamland with the BLACKOUT.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: MASSIF AND MESMER
MCDUFF: Massif gets some payback.
KILLIAN: You mean Mesmer gets some payback. Thanks to that illegal choke hold.
TITANPOWER AND QUASAR W/TRAINER JIM VS THE HITMEN AND DEATH MASQUE W/MAGNUS COLBY
Quasar gets another taste of THE MELTDOWN, but the referee does not let this one slide.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH AS A RESULT OF A DISQUALIFICATION: TITANPOWER AND QUASAR
COLBY: Haha! Quasar will be begging to go back to Gravity Ball!
All the girls looking pretty
For the boys, we show no pity
We’re looking tough and gritty
We’re rocking down here in …
Stud City!
THE MASTERS OF ILLUSION VS STUD CITY W/SWEET THING
Vanity pins Man-Mountain with the LADIES CHOICE.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: STUD CITY
KILLIAN: You heard it here first! Future tag team champions right there!
MCDUFF: See you tomorrow night at Deimos Perennial 93!
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Post by vx on Aug 1, 2013 7:51:09 GMT -5
DEIMOS PERENNIAL 93
JANUARY 25, 2093
THE SAVAGE ONES VS STUD CITY W/SWEET THING
THE CREEPER VS MUTANT W/SWEET THING
THE YOUNG ALLIES VS THE EASTERN DYNASTY
HANDICAP MATCH
LANCE AT-LAS W/SOLARIS VS THE SERPENT UNMAN AND TENDRON THE DESTROYER W/DOOMSAYER
COUNT NECROS W/ROYAL OVERLORD VS MESMER W/COMMANDER SAM
TITANPOWER W/TRAINER JIM VS THE HITMEN W/MAGNUS COLBY
MASSIF W/COMMANDER SAM VS KILLER QUEEN W/ROYAL OVERLORD
THE GALACTICOPS W/COMMANDER SAM VS ABOVE THE LAW W/ROYAL OVERLORD
QUASAR W/TRAINER JIM VS DEATH MASQUE W/MAGNUS COLBY
THE TITAN EXPRESS W/TRAINER JIM VS THE ASSASSIN EMPIRE W/MAGNUS COLBY
DREADNAUGHT VS TONGSOON
KING OF THE TORTURE CHAMBER
WOLF W/AMAZONIA VS MAYHEM W/THE GUARDSMAN
WAR GAMES TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE GREEK GODS© W/SOLARIS VS THE KEEPERS OF THE STONE VS THE COSMIC FORCES W/DOOMSAYER
WAR GAMES HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
SPIKE W/THE GUARDSMAN© VS IRON MANE W/AMAZONIA
INTERPLANETARY TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE MASTERS OF ILLUSION© VS THE ADVANCE GUARD W/THE COLLECTOR
INTERPLANETARY TITLE MATCH
MATADOR OF M83© VS STAR WARRIOR W/OMEGA VS BOUNTY HUNTER W/REYNARD B GUILE
GALAXIAN TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
THE GLADIATORS© W/THE GUARDSMAN VS ANIMAL PACK W/AMAZONIA
GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
THANTOS© VS ALPHA FORCE W/OMEGA VS CHAOS
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