MONDAY NIGHT WAR GAMES
APRIL 7, 2092
Backstage, Commander Sam and Powerhouse are in a heated discussion.
EARTHQUAKE: We should be going after the tag belts! We beat Brute and Massacre. We can get a title shot whenever we want it.
SAM: We have to take care of the Royal Family first. What they did at Battlezone '92 can not go unanswered.
MASSIF: Sam is right. We take care of Exo-King and Killer Queen and then we take the belts from Brute and Massacre.
EARTHQUAKE: Okay, fine. We'll do it your way. Again.
ROCKET: Welcome to Monday Night War Games. Johnny Rocket alongside Freebird Steve and what a night of action we have in store for you. In our main event, Brute and Massacre, the Gladiators, will face the Greek Gods in a nontitle match. Also, Spike teams with Mayhem to take on the Beasts of Burden.
STEVE: Looks like we have action in the back as well. It seems that Commander Sam and Massif are trying to hold Earthquake back.
ROCKET: That problem stems from what happened to Massif at the hands of the Royal Family. And they are in our opening bout.
THE ROYAL FAMILY w/Royal Overlord VS THE BARBARIANS
The Barbarians had an early advantage but Killer Queen turned it around outside the ring and then locked the CHECKMATE on Renegade but the Neptunian got to the ropes to break the hold. Exo-King followed up with a reverse backbreaker and cover but Renegade kicked out at two.Then it was Terak who was caught in the CHECKMATE. Exo-King cut off Renegade and Terak submitted.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: THE ROYAL FAMILY
STEVE: The Barbarians are such a joke. The Awesome Studs are going to beat them again on the 27th.
ROCKET: And the Royal Family heads to the 27th and their next showdown with Powerhouse. Susan McDuff is backstage with Star Warrior and Omega.
MCDUFF: On the 27th, Star Warrior gets his one-on-one with Thantos. No Chaos this time.
OMEGA: We want everyone to know that this was not the result of some kind of complaint or any backstage political clout. Remember, in February, Star Warrior beat Chaos. 1-2-3. That made him the number one contender to the Galaxian Heavyweight Championship. Chaos got his one-on-one against Thantos. It's only right that Star Warrior gets the same thing.
MCDUFF: Let's go to the ring.
THE KEEPERS OF THE STONE VS THE EASTERN DYNASTY
Quickly, Ghengis Khan felt the DIVIDE AND CONQUER and Mitsuko came into the ring. As the referee escorted Mitsuko out of the ring, the Keepers hit a double clothesline on Khan and Rogue made the cover but Khan kicked out at one. Khan fought back and the Dynasty hit the MONGOLIAN MAULER on Rogue but Rogue kicked out at two. Khan followed up with the TWIN THRUST but Rogue again kicked out at two. Rogue fought back but was almost disqualified for hitting Mitsuko with a chair. Scourge also used the chair and came close to being disqualified. The Dynasty battled back but Scourge caught Mitsuko with a backward head slam, Khan came in and Scourge caught them in a Noggin' Knocker and covered Mitsuko but Mitsuko kicked out at two. Khan came in and rolled up Rogue after Rogue missed a turnbuckle charge and scored a two count. The Dynasty then caught Rogue in the MONGOLIAN MAULER, Scourge came in and a wild brawl erupted. Rogue again was almost disqualified for using the chair on Mitsuko. The Keepers finally put the match away with the DIVIDE AND CONQUER on Mitsuko with Rogue scoring the pinfall.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: THE KEEPERS OF THE STONE
ROCKET: What a wild match that was! The Keepers of the Stone win as they look to regain the War Games Tag Team Titles from the Young Allies.
STEVE: Their loss to the Allies was a fluke and they will destroy Adam Blast and Vlad Hammer on the 27th.
ROCKET: Eek is standing by with Brute and Massacre.
MASSACRE: Do me a favor, Mister TV announcer and hold that microphone and shut your mouth! Incredible Badger! Iron Mane! You two let that female open her mouth and write a check your bodies can't cash! When we get a hold of you on the 27th, we don't care which AniMen it is, we will crush you just like an Aethran army crushes a bunch of Andromedan misfits! You always have been and always will be inferior to the Aethrans!
BRUTE: Before the year is out, we guarantee you that the Beasts of Burden will be no more!
EEK: Let's go to the ring.
THE GALACTICOPS w/Commander Sam VS NIGHTMARE w/Magnus Colby
Quickly, Justice hit the +5 SHOCK PROBATION on Whiplash but could only get a two count.The Assassin team fought back and Whiplash trapped Justice in the THUMBSCREW, Splatter prevented the save and Justice submitted.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: NIGHTMARE
STEVE: What a great win for the Assassins. They just beat the 2091 Tag Team of the Year!
ROCKET: They will have to deal with TitanPower on the 27th. Also, that same night, the Galacticops have another neeting with Above the Law. Matador of M83 is standing by.
MATADOR: You see what happens when you call out the Third Force? Mayhem. Last week, Chaos put you in your place. On the 27th, I'm going to shut you up for good!
CHAOS VS BOUNTY HUNTER w/Reynard B. Guile
Chaos came in and dominated early, locking in the BOW OF DEFEAT but did not get the submission. Bounty Hunter fought back but was soon trapped in the BOW OF DEFEAT again. But he still wouldn't give up. Chaos then delivered a clothesline and went for the cover. Guile could not make the distraction and the ref counted to three.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: CHAOS
ROCKET: I don't think anyone has ever dominated Bounty Hunter like that before! I hope Spike is ready.
STEVE: Spike will teach Chaos a thing or two about Aethran dominance.
ROCKET: Eek is standing by with Spike and Mayhem.
MAYHEM: Matador of M83! Did you really just ask for the chance to play with Mayhem? Do you have any idea how crazy I am? I am going to take that Interplanetary Title and that will be four belts for four Gladiators! This is going to be fun!
SPIKE AND MAYHEM w/The Guardsman VS THE BEASTS OF BURDEN w/Amazonia
With some early back and forth action, Mayhem hits the Mayhem Manslaughter on Iron Mane to get a one count. Spike then follows up with the MEGADESTROYER and Incredible Badger has to make the save. After a few moments, Mayhem hit the DANGER ZONE on Iron Mane, Spike cut off Badger and it was 1-2-3.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: SPIKE AND MAYHEM
STEVE: The Beasts of Burden. Hah! The Gladiators will make mincemeat out of them!
ROCKET: Susan McDuff is backstage with Solaris and the Norse Gods.
MCDUFF: Solaris, Man-Mountain and Lightening will....
MICHAEL MCKINNEY: Get lost, toots! Listen to me, old man! As a member of the Board of Director's at VX Promotions, I want to inform you now that I have started an investigation into that illegal choke hold Lightening calls the NORSE SLEEPER GRIP. I am going to have that move banned and quite frankly, I am going to have Man-Mountain banned as well! DYEB. You know what that stands for? Do You Even Bathe! I know what you don't do. Never have. Never will. That is beat Prison Camp. And you won't on the 27th either. Back to you, Rocket.
ROCKET: Our main event is next.
THE GLADIATORS w/The Guardsman VS THE GREEK GODS w/Solaris
After a few minutes of back and forth action, Acatgon was caught in the DECAPITATOR. Proteus came in to make the save and the Gladiators took advantage of the distraction to hit a double brain buster on Actagon. Massacre made the cover but Actagon kicked out at two. Actagon came back and caught Brute in the GRECIAN SLEEPER GRIP but Brute made it to the ropes. Proteus then went for a deathjump and hit a perfect cross-body block. Actagon cut off Massacre and Proteus scored the three count.
WINNERS OF THE MATCH: THE GREEK GODS
ROCKET: For the second match in a row, the Galaxian Tag Team Champions have been beaten! Powerhouse Saturday! The Greek Gods tonight! We're out of time!