Neily's CZW

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Card 1

The Dark Meance comes down to ringside. He enters the ring to the boos of the fans.

Dark Meance" What gives here ? I'm here to usher in a new wrestling fed and you spoiled fans are giving me a hard time already."

The fans continue to boo and commence to throw trash as well.

Dark Meance" Well if thats how its gonna be here. Then i'm leaving."

The crowd cheers as the Dark Meance leaves ringside. The rain of garbage continues as he makes his way backstage.

MATCHES

1.Sammi Callihan vs Danny Havoc

Sammy Callihan pinned Danny Havoc after a exploder suplex.

2. Grizzly Redwood vs Masada

Grizzly Redwood pinned Masada after a wood chopper.

The Dark Meance sticks his head out from behind the curtain to be booed again.

3.D.J Hyde vs Cousin Luke

D.J Hyde pinned Cousin Luke after a shadow driver.

4.Mia Yim W/ The Dark Meance vs Drake Younger

Mia Yim pinned Drake Younger after a spinning seoul kick. The Dark Meance was too distracted by the booing crowd to be of any help. The Dark Meance entered the ring to the boos of the crowd.

Dark Meance" You fans suck bigtime. I'm out here to support Mia Yim. I hereby challenge anybody to step into the ring to a fight. No takers ? Your all a bunch of hot air bags not worthy of my time. Lets leave Yim."

Mia Yim" No Dark Meance i think its to for you to leave the ring."

Mia Yim grabs Dark Meance by his lapel and tosses him out of the ring. The fans cheer as he hits the floor.

5. A.R Fox vs Adam Cole

A.R Fox and Adam Cole wait until the EMTS carry Dark Meance out on a strecther before beginning their match.

Adam Cole pinned A.R Fox after a florida keys.

6.Greg Excellent vs Drew Gulak

Drew Gulak pinned Greg Excellent after a gu-lock.

The Dark Meance appears on the Titan Tron.

Dark Meance" You know i can make life misreable for the fans of CZW. As for you Mia i've got a surprise coming for you next week. Starting next week i'm doubling the ticket prices so i'll get the last laugh lol."

The Titan Tron shuts off as the crowd begins to get hostile. They knock over the chairs and security railings as they leave the building. A dress dummy dressed like the Dark Meance is hung on a lamp post outside of the building.

END OF SHOW

[JD Stirling]

Man that sounded like a South Philly show. I love it.

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stay tuned for more CZW "fun"

[marktaggart]

Wild. Doubling ticket prices? He's going to hurt his business to spite the fans!

[JD Stirling]

Maybe the Athletic Commission raised the tax?

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Card 2

The show opens with the Dark Meance in the ring. He keeps trying to speak but is drowned out by the booing crowd. After waiting a few minutes as the boos recede.

Dark Meance" Welcome to the worse fans in the wrestling world. Thanks to my doubling ticket prices you can no longer buy food at the concession stand lol. Which means you cant throw your garbage at me lol. This makes my day to see you fans so unhappy lol. But all that emotional junk aside lets get the balling rolling. Enjoy the show."

MATCHES

Danny Havoc vs Cousin Luke

Cousin Luke pinned Danny Havoc after a splash into the corner.

Adam Cole vs Greg Excellent

Adam Cole pinned Greg Excellent after a panama sunrise.

D.J Hyde vs Sam Callihan

D.J Hyde pinned Sam Callihan after a powerbomb. Sam Callihan was slow to get up after the match ended.

Grizzly Redwood vs Masada

Grizzly Redwood won by dq after Masada smashed Grizzly Redwoods face into the steel stairs.

Drew Gulak vs Mia Yim

MiaYim made Drew gulak submit via a fujiwawa armbar.

Drake Younger vs A.R Fox

A.R Fox pinned Drake Younger after a 450.

This match was almost a double dq by the ref. But he reversed his decision after the crowd began to boo. Chants of kill the ref were heard from the crowd.

The Dark Meance appeared on the entrance ramp.

Dark Meance" Good news fans Grizzly Redwood and Masada have just a contract to appear on the next card in a best 2 of 3 falls match. Now back to the show."

END OF SHOW.

[Slymm]

Sept 19, 2012 8:17:56 GMT -5 @neily said:

Welcome to the worse fans in the wrestling world. Thanks to my doubling ticket prices you can no longer buy food at the concession stand lol. Which means you cant throw your garbage at me lol. This makes my day to see you fans so unhappy lol. But all that emotional junk aside lets get the balling rolling. Enjoy the show.

I dunno why but the "lol"s had me crackin' up. I couldn't tell if the Dark Menace was laughing, or you were laughing as you wrote what he was saying.

Nonetheless, fun read.

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It was the Dark Meance laughing.

[Slymm]

Sept 19, 2012 20:31:31 GMT -5 @neily said:

It was the Dark Meance laughing.

Got it buddy lol

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Card 3

Dark Meance" Welcome fans to the CZW. "

The Dark Meance is interrupted by Adam Cole.

Adam Cole" Dark Meance i've come to ask for a favor."

Dark Meance" Make it fast i haven't hd my fun with the fans yet."

Adam Cole" Ok here goes then. I need to cancel my match with Danny Havoc tonight."

Dark Meance" Why you afraid you might lose(LOL).

Adam Cole" I would never lose to that punk. Never mind my request i'll wrestle him tonight."

Dark Meance(Yawns)" Yeah whatever this is getting boring BTW."

Adam Cole leaves and slams the door on the way.

MATCHES

D.J Hyde vs Mia Yim

D.J Hyde pins Mia Yim after a summoning lariat.

Greg Excellent vs A.R Fox

A.R Fox pins Greg Excellent after a 450 splash.

Sam Calliahan vs Masada

Masada won by dq after Sam Callihan started a brawl outside of the ring.

Cousin Luke vs Grizzly Redwood

Grizzly Redwood pins Cousin Luke after a wood chipper.

Adam Cole vs Danny Havoc

Danny Havoc pins Adam Cole after a total havoc.

Dark Meance" For our last match i've decided to try something different. Drew Gulak and Drake younger will team up vs A.R Fox and Greg Excellent.

Drew Gulak/Drake Younger vs A.R Fox/Greg Excellent

A.R Fox and Greg Excellent won after Greg Excellent pinned Drake younger after a sunset flip and cover.

Dark Meance" Not bad maybe i'll do this more often. and maybe i'll lower the prices too(LOL)."

END OF THE SHOW.