OS-EP Presents IIW COLLISION Holo-Vision Recordings

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I was going to post text versions of Wrestle-Rap since I've cancelled the YouTube postings due to lack of viewership, but I've accientally erased all of my files, so I'm just going to post the weekly fight card results for Interstellar Independent Wrestling's COLLISION Holo-Vision recordings here, the weekly Ring of Respect Holo-Vision recording results in the Ring of Honor thread, and starting in August, I'll be posting weekly GLIMMER Holo-Vision recording results on the SHIMMER thread. With that being said, here are the results of IIW COLISION for the month of June 2127, beginning with the June 5 episode.

1. Plain Jane White pinned Anna Falaxis (NOTHING SPECIAL)
2. Cola def. Sheik Khalid Sirhan by disqualification (Khalid threw powder in Cola's eyes.
3. Epsilon Beta pinned Lord Alain Windsor (spinebuster)
4. SWEET THINGS def. VENICE BEACH BUNNIES when Sugah pinned Misti Malibu (EYE CANDY)
5. Hunter O'Ryan pinned Johnny Blacknight (ORION'S BELT)
6. ROAD-RAYGE def. CLAN McFLYNN when Roadkill pinned Jayson McFlynn (ANNIHILATOR)
7. One Man Army pinned "Sioux Warrior" Bison (TAPS)
8. NON-TITLE MATCH: (b]IIW Women's Tag Team Champions[/b]) QUEEN BEES def. SISTERS AT HEART when Queen Bee #1 pinned Ambrosia (SWARM ATTACK)
10. Dewie Cheatham pinned "IIW Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer (Win If You Can)
11. [TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE IIW WOMEN'S TITLE: Destine pinned (IIW Women's Champion) Ms. Fitt to become the new IIW Women's Champion (YOUR DESTINY)
12. NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Champion) Dr. Brayne pinned Physiquiel (BRAYNE SURGERY)
MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: COWBOYS FROM HELL def. (IIW Tag Team Champions)18 WHEELERS when Ricochet pinned Peter Bilt (INNOCENT BLOOD)

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It's too soon to tell, but there have been meetings between PitsiCo executives and representatives from the Rings of Saturn Wrestling (RoSW) promotion recently (at the time of this writing, I'm in the month of October 2127 in all of my wrestling promotions), stimulating rumors that there may be talk of a merger taking place between the IIW and RoSW promotions. RoSW's biggest claim to fame has been acquiring the contracts of Ace Endehole and his wife, Sarah N. Dipity-Endehole. More information will be made available as this story develops.

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IIW COLLISION HOLO-VISION RECORDING
June 12, 2127

1. Epsilon Beta forced Super-Duper Man to tap out. (BETA-MAX)
2. Lady Contessa Windsor forced Irish Bratz to tap out. (ROYAL PAIN)
3. BFFs defeated Sweet Things when Dona Trump made Penny Candy tap out. (Google Dollar Dream)
4. Taurus def. Cola by disqualification. (brawl outside the ring)
5. Men in Black def. Cowboys From Hell when Agent P pinned Ballistic. (deathjump cross body block)
6. Road-Rayge def. TNT Boyz when Roadkill pinned Tracey. (piledriver)
7. Rosanne Palmer pinned Hunter O'Ryan (FIVE SISTERS)
8. NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Champion} Dr. Brayne put Harvard Yale to sleep. (sleeper hold)
9. NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Women's Champion} Destine pinned Plain Jane White. (after 3 YOUR DESTINYs)
10. Physiquiel def. Dewie Cheatham by disqualification. (Dewie ALWAYS CHEATed when he nailed Physiquiel with a CHAIR SHOT)
11. One Man Army def. Johnny Blacknight by disqualification. (Johnny hit One Man Army with brass knuckles)
MAIN EVENT - TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE IIW WOMEN'S TAG TEAM TITLES: (IIW Women's Tag Team Champions) Queen Bees def. 'Nuff's Enough to retain the titles when Queen Bee #2 pinned Justine Nuff. (Honeycomb)

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IIW COLLISION HOLO-VISION RECORDING
June 19, 2127

1. Skye-Scrapers def. Road-Rayge when Rex Skye pinned Roadkill. (2 FALLING SKIES and a SKYE-BUSTER)
2. Hunter O'Ryan pinned Taurus. (ORION'S BELT)
3. Clan McFlynn def. Men in Black. (Agent P hit the NEURALYZER on Jayson and LJ came in to the ring to make the save. Agent P chased LJ around the ring and was counted out)
4. Lady Contessa Windsor pinned Bootylicious Bertha. (2 QUEEN'S DECREEs)
5. Physiquiel forced "Sioux Warrior" Bison to tap out. (Physiquiel Choke)
6. Johnny Blacknight pinned Epsilon Beta. (hurricanrana)
7. NON-TITLE MATCH: Irish Bratz pinned {IIW Women's Champion) Destine. (CELTIC EYE BOMB)
8. Cola def. "IIW Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer by disqualification. (Rosanne tossed a chair at Cola's head as he dove off the turnbuckle outside the ring while attempting a cross body block)
9. One Man Army pinned Dewie Cheatham (w/Howe at ringside). (TAPS)
10. NON-TITLE MATCH: Venice Beach Bunnies def. (IIW Women's Tag Team Champions) Queen Bees (w/Anna Falaxis at ringside) by disqualification. (Queen Bee #2 repeatedly rammed Misti Malibu's head into the security force field barrier surrounding the ring separating the fans from the ring)
MAIN EVENT - TITAN DEATH RE-MATCH FOR THE IIW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: (IIW Heavyweight Champion) Dr. Brayne pinned Herman Glop to retain the title. (gut wrench piledriver)

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IIW COLLISION HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2127-4

1. Los Tamales Caliente def. BFFs when Holly Pena pinned Britney Hilton. (Britney hit THAT'S HOT on Holly when Spyce came into the ring and nailed Britney in the back of the head with a leg drop to break up the pin. As the referee was escorting Spyce back to the apron, Holly recovered and hit Britney with the PICANTE, which led to the pinfall.)
2. Lady Gladiators def. Venice Beach Bunnies by disqualification. (brawl outside the ring between Coppertonia & Gothika)
3. Annihilators def. Clan McFlynn when Krogon pinned Jayson. (enzuigiri to the face)
4. Irish Bratz pinned Lady Contessa Windsor. (CELTIC EYE BOMB)
5. Lord Alain Windsor pinned Cola. (victory roll)
6. Samoan Vice Squad def. Skye-Scrapers when S'Nunu pinned Rex Skye. (SAMOAN SMASHER)
7. Ms. Fitt pinned "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah. (BOW-PLEX)
8. NON-TITLE MATCH: Harvard Yale def. (IIW Champion) Dr. Brayneby disqualification. (Dr. Brayne repeatedly rammed Harvard's head into the security force field barrier surrounding the ring)
9. Taurus pinned One Man Army. (BULL'S EYE)
10. TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE IIW TAG TEAM TITLES: Cowboys From Hell def. (IIW Tag Team Champions) 18 Wheelers to become the new IIW Tag Team champions when Ballistic pinned Ken Wurth. (Ballistic hit Ken with an Asai moonsault when Peter Bilt came in to make the save. Ballistic smashed Ken's and Peter's heads together and then pinned Ken.)
11. Hunter O'Ryan pinned "IIW Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer. (ORION'S BELT)
MAIN EVENT Physiquiel pinned Johnny Blacknight. (PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS)

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INTERSTELLAR INDEPENDENT WRESTLING
"COLLISION" Holo-Vision Recording
Card # 2127-6

1. Lord Alain Windsor pinned Super-Duper Man. (RULE BRITTANIA)
2. "Sioux Warrior" Bison def. Bayne by disqualification. (brawl outside the ring)
3. Sheik Khalid Sirhan def. Epsilon Beta by disqualification. (Epsilon Beta repatedly rammed Khalid's head into the force field security barrier separating the fans from the ring.)
4. Bootylicious Bertha def. Anna Falaxis by disqualification. (Anna repeatedly whipped Bertha into the security barrier.)
5. Annihilators def. TNT Boyz when Krogon pinned Terry. (IMMINENT DESTRUCTION)
6. Men in Black def. Samaoan Vice Squad when Agent S pinned Tika. (hurricanrana)
7. Molto Bellas def. 'Nuff's Enough. (Justine Nuff missed a running shoulder tackle attempt on Bella Nora into the turnbuckle and knocked herself out, which lead to the pinfall.)
8. Herman Glop pinned "King" Francois DuBois. (GLOP DROP.
9. NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Women's Champion) Destine pinned "IIW Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer. (YOUR DESTINY)
10. NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Women's Tag Team Queen Bees def. Venice Beach Bunnies when Queen Bee #2 pinned Coppertonia. (DRONE'S DEMISE)
11. NON-TITLE MATCH: Road-Rayge def. (IIW Tag Team Champions) 18 Wheelers when Rayge made Peter Bilt submit. (OutRayge)
12. TITAN DEATH RE-MATCH FOR THE IIW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: (IIW Heavyweight Champion) Physiquiel pinned Dr. Brayne to successfully defend the title. (PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS)

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INTERSTELLAR INDEPENDENT WRESTLING
"COLLISION" Holo-Vision Recording
Card #2127-7

1. "Irish Hellcat" Shannon Egans def. Bootylicious Bertha by DQ. (Bertha repeatedly whipped Shannon into the security force field barriers surrounding the ring separating the fans from the ring.)
2. Men in Black def. Road-Rayge when Agent P pinned Rayge. (Alien Destroyer)
3. "Sioux Warrior" Bison def. Sebastian Rook by DQ. (Sebastian repeatedly rammed Bison's head into the security barrier outside the ring.)
4. Annihilators def. Skye-Scrapers when Krogon pinned Rex Skye. (FRANKEN-KROGON)
5. Molto Bellas def. Sweet Things when Bella Nora pinned Sugah. (MAMBO ITALIANO)
6. Sheik Khalid Sirhan pinned Hunter O'Ryan. (ALLAH U AKHBAR)
7. 'Nuff's Enough def. Sisters At Heart when Tuffy Nuff pinned Ambrosia. (SHO' 'NUFF)
8. Herman Glop pinned Taurus. (German suplex)
9. NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Women's Tag Team Champions) Queen Bees def. BFFs when Queen Bee #1 pinned Britney Hilton. (SWARM ATTACK)
10. Lord Alain Windsor made "IIW Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer submit. (Royal Stretch)
11. NON-TITLE MATCH: "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah was scheduled to take on (IIW Women's Champion) Destine. As Demiah was approaching the ring before the match, a bolt of red lightning struck her, enveloping her body in a "cocoon of red electricity" that carried her to the ring. When it faded out, Demiah hung upside down from the top rope as if she were a bat, her body transformed into that of a red-skinned demon that seemed more fitting to her being referred to as "The Devil's Daughter". When the theatrics ended, Demiah pinned Destine. (Bottomless Pit)
12. NON-TITLE MATCH: Epsilon Beta made (IIW Heavyweight Champion) Physiquiel submit. (BETA MAX)
MAIN EVENT - TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE IIW TAG TEAM TITLES: (IIW Tag Team Champions) 18 Wheelers def. Samoan Vice Squad to successfully defend the titles when Ken Wurth pinned Tika. (FIFTH WHEEL)

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INTERSTELLAR INDEPENDENT WRESTLING
"COLLISION HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2127-8

1. "IIW Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer pinned "Irish Hellcat" Shannon Egans. (FIVE SISTERS)
2. Harvard Yale pinned Sheik Khalid Sirhan. (LAW REVIEW)
3. Annihilators def. Men in Black when Krogon pinned Agent S. (FRANKEN-KROGON)
4. Epsilon Beta made Super-Duper Man submit. (BETA-MAX)
5. "The Devil's Daughter" Demiah def. Irish Bratz by DQ. (Irish Bratz repeatedly rammed Demiah's head into the security force field barrier surrounding the ring separating the fans from the ring)
6. Hunter O'Ryan made Bison submit. (sharpshooter)
7. Skye-Scrapers def. Cowboys From Hell when Lex Skye pinned Ballistic. (FALLING SKIES)
8. Road-Rayge def. TNT Boyz when Roadkill pinned Terry. (DEVASTATION)
9. 'Nuff's Enough def. Los Tamales Caliente when Tuffy pinned Spyce. (Tuffy hit the SHO' 'NUFF on Spyce when Holly Pena came in to make the save. As the referee was escorting Holly back to the apron, Justine Nuff put Spyce on her shoulders as Tuffy dove off the top turnbuckle and delivered a "Doomsday Device"-style reverse neckbreaker on Spyce, which lead to the pinfall victory.)
10. Herman Glop pinned Lord Alain Windsor. (GLOP DROP)
11. NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Women's Tag Team Champions) Queen Bees def. Molto Bellas when Queen Bee #2 pinned Bella Donna. (SWARM ATTACK)
12. TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE IIW WOMEN'S TITLE: Lady Contessa Windsor pinned (IIW Women's Champion) Destine to become the new IIW Women's champion. (ROYAL PAIN)
13. MAIN EVENT - NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Tag Team Champions) 18 Wheelers def. Clan McFlynn when Ken Wurth pinned Jayson McFlynn. (OVERTURN)

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INTERSTELLAR INDEPENDENT WRESTLING
COLLISION HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2127-9

1. Epsilon Beta pinned Bison (cobra clutch suplex)
2. Rosanne Palmer pinned Demiah (FIVE SISTERS)
3. Road-Rayge def. Men in Black when Roadkill pinned Agent P (ANNIHILATOR)
4. Francois DuBois pinned Hunter O'Ryan (ROYAL MUTILATION)
5. Skye-Scrapers def. Clan McFlynn when Rex Skye pinned Jayson McFlynn (FALLING SKIES)
6. Taurus pinned Harvard Yale (BULL'S EYE)
7. Herman Glop pinned Super-Duper Man (Pearl Harbor Bomb)
8. 'Nuff's Enough def. Sweet Things when Tuffy Nuff pinned Penny Candy (SHO' 'NUFF)
9. NON-TITLE MATCH: Ms. Fitt def. (IIW Women's Champion) Lady Contessa Windsor by count out
10. NON-TITLE MATCH: Los Tamales Caliente def. (IIW Women's Tag Team Champions) Queen Bees by DQ (Queen Bee #1 smashed Spyce on the announcer's table with a piledriver on the monitors)
11. NON-TITLE MATCH: (IIW Tag Team Champions) 18 Wheelers Def. Annihilators when Ken Wurth pinned Pthalos (FIFTH WHEEL)
MAIN EVENT - TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE IIW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE[/b]: (IIW Heavyweight Champion) Physiquiel pinned Dr. Brayne to successfully defend the title (PHYSIQUIEL FITNESS)

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INDEPENDENT INTERSTELLAR WRESTLING
COLLISION HOLO-VISION RECORDING
Card #2127-10

1. Epsilon Beta made "Jewish Lightning" Hiram Volte submit. (BETA-MAX)
2. "IIW Transsexual" Rosanne Palmer pinned Anna Falaxis. (FIVE SISTERS)
3. Los Tamales Caliente def. BFFs when Holly Pena pinned Britney Hilton. (PICANTE)
4. Dewie Cheatham pinned Super-Duper Man. (deathjump cross body block)
5. "Irish Hellcat" Shanon Egans pinned Ms. Fitt. (Irish Coffee Klatch)
6. Sebastian Rook pinned "King" Francois DuBois. (CASTLE)
7. TNT Boyz def. Samoan Vice Squad by DQ. (Tika grabbed Terry outside the ring and smashed him through the announcer's table with a Samoan Drop.)
8. 'Nuff's Enough def. Sisters At Heart when Ambrosia tried a sunset flip on Tuffy Nuff, only to have Tuffy grab her legs and roll her up in a small package (with a handful of tights).
9. One Man Army def. Johnny Blacknight by DQ. (Johnny smashed One Man Army through a second announcer's table with an X-Factor.)
10. NON-TITLE MATCH: Herman Glop pinned (IIW Champion) Physiquiel. (GLOP DROP)
MAIN EVENT - TITAN DEATH MATCH FOR THE IIW TAG TEAM TITLES: Annihilators def. (IIW Tag Team Champions) 18 Wheelers to become the new IIW Tag Team champions when Krogon pinned Peter Bilt. (IMMINENT DESTRUCTION)