Post by markyhitch on Aug 26, 2008 15:49:20 GMT -5
George S or G South, whatever you may call him
Is the jobber that we all know and love
But up in the federation boardroom
Push has come to shove
George, they said, you've jobbed for decades
You've lost to man, woman and tramp
But we have a fantastic proposition for you
We're putting you up against the champ!
George was truly excited
He was finally going to take on the best
But ultimately he was very nervous
His wrestling skills will be put to the test
The Champion of The World was Buddy Rogers
Unbeaten and never ever pinned
George knew that if he was to stand a chance
He'd need second, third, maybe even fourth wind
The bell rang, and sure enough, Rogers dictated the pace
But George cross-bodied and a pin position dealt
The dice were rolled, the result, a double one
George has gone and won the belt!
So these wise words to my fellow gamers
I feel that I really must state
Try to fix your feds to suit your favourites
The fing dice have other ideas, mate!!!!!
Is the jobber that we all know and love
But up in the federation boardroom
Push has come to shove
George, they said, you've jobbed for decades
You've lost to man, woman and tramp
But we have a fantastic proposition for you
We're putting you up against the champ!
George was truly excited
He was finally going to take on the best
But ultimately he was very nervous
His wrestling skills will be put to the test
The Champion of The World was Buddy Rogers
Unbeaten and never ever pinned
George knew that if he was to stand a chance
He'd need second, third, maybe even fourth wind
The bell rang, and sure enough, Rogers dictated the pace
But George cross-bodied and a pin position dealt
The dice were rolled, the result, a double one
George has gone and won the belt!
So these wise words to my fellow gamers
I feel that I really must state
Try to fix your feds to suit your favourites
The fing dice have other ideas, mate!!!!!
