The Reality TV Zone begins Season 2 with an all new star studded cast, plus one returning member. Find out what all the hoopla is all about and what new drama will be caused live from the Reality TV Arena then follow the cast from their RTV House on RTV.Holonet. RTV Season premiere tomorrow night only on GETV: Galactic Entertainment Television.
Nemean: "Welcome everybody to the season premiere of Reality TV! I am your brand new host with the most Nemean, and pretty soon I will be introducing the new cast. First let me tell you a bit about RTV. This season we are coming to you from the RTV Arena and House where the cast will live and train. Each week there will be a series of matches between the cast, and the person who encures two losses will face off with The Game in an elimination match! Once we are down to the final two, the winner of that final match will be crowned Reality TV Champion and choose which Zone they will graduate too! So let us meet the cast!"
A hype video now plays reintroducing Beer League.
BL: "Hi my name is Beer League and this is my second shot on RTV." Highlights are shown of Beer League and his previous matches on Season 1, plus various conversations and drama he was involved in. BL: "I was chosen to come back for Season 2 after my performance last season. This time I am going to go through everybody and take my rightful place as RTV Champion!"
A hype video plays introducing Proximity.
P: "Hello Gents and Ladies I am Proximity the resident sexual pred...I mean Gay person. I plan on doing whatever it takes to win the title, even if I have to sleep my way to the top!"
Beer League vs Proximity This was an interesting contrast of styles as Proximity used his speed to counter the much larger Beer League. In this case the speed of the gay dude won out. Beer League was just too slow to catch or counter what Proximity threw at him. In no time at all Proximity hit SPACE INVADER to pick up his first win.
A hype video plays for Stunning Steph.
SS: Hi there, I am Stunning Steph, you may know me from my time with Simple Perfection in the Clone Zone. Well I am now here on RTV to really get ahead and show you all what a Diva is supposed to be!"
The next hype video plays for Diva...Of Doom!
DOD: "Hello, I am Diva...Of Doom!, and I am the resident weird chick. I am not here to make friends, just win matches and the RTV Title. If I happen to come out of this season with a man, woohoo for me!"
Stunning Steph vs Diva...Of Doom! The resident ladies of the show went at it next and this was a fairly short match. Steph was never in any danger of losing to Diva which was a shame as Diva put up a pretty good fight until she went to the top. Diva dove off with a perfect cross body onto Steph but as they hit the ground Divas momentum overtook her and Steph rolled over and cradled Diva for the three.
A hype video plays introducing Julian Stevens.
JS: "Hello I am Julian Stevens and I grew up in this business with my father being a famous wrestler. I am looking to follow in his footsteps and be the best that I can be.
Hype video introducing Gordon G. Smack.
GGS: "Hi, I am Gordon G. Smack, the resident holonet darling. You may have heard of my Holotube show Smack Talk. I was cast on RTV this season to bring my show to even more of the masses, and improve my self even more so that I can one day make the GWF roster and fulfill my dreams of following my Idol Thantos!"
Hype video for Chet Dudebro.
CD: "What do you want from me Bro? Everybody knows I am Chet Dudebro bro. I have been on every reality show know to man dude, so no introduction of me is needed."
Hype video introducing Clifford Hauteur.
CH: "You know I really hate talking in these things Nemean. I am way more comfortable behind the mic with my Digipad and making sure Gordon G. Smack gets what he deserves!"
Main Event Julian Stevens & Gordon G. Smack vs Chet Dudebro & Clifford Hauteur What a way to finish the first show with this main event! All four men did their best to take each other out with Stevens and Smack controlling the majority of the match until Dudebro got himself back into it and tagged in Hauteur. Clifford went on a tear against Stevens and nailed CTRL+ALT+DEL. Gordon tried to make the save but Chet cut him off and Stevens could not kick out. The Douche Stud and Nerd pick up the win and look like a pretty good team doing it.
N: "Throughout the season only singles matchs will count toward victory or elimination. So that will do it for us this week. Be sure to follow the cast from the RTV House 24/7 on RTV.holonet. I am Nemean and we will see you all again next week!"
Beer League 0-1 Proximity 1-0 Stunning Steph 1-0 Diva...Of Doom! 0-1 Julian Stevens 0-0 Gordon G. Smack 0-0 Chet Dudebro 0-0 Clifford Hauteur 0-0
Tonight we are holding a 16 man tournament to determine who will win the Presidential Chamnpionship! Without further ado let the tournament begin!
Round 1 Brogue vs Carson P. Century Very interesting match to start off the tournament. Brogue and CPC just went at each other and didnt give an inch. Finally CPC tired himself out and Brogue nailed him right in the face with a BROGUE KICK to knock CPC out of the tournament.
Tiberius Cota vs Rolex This started off a good match but ended up a bad one. Cota was dominating Rolex at every turn with Rolex just getting spurts of offense when Cota tossed Rolex outside then followed him out to start brawling. The ref tried to get between them but Rolex shoved the ref right out of the way and that caused him to get DQed.
Lieutenant Yusef vs Hoodlum This was an upset! Yusef started off by pounding on Hoodlum without mercy. Yusef then made the mistake of going to the top and try a cross body block but Hoodlum caught Yusef with SOMATO and took over from there by taking Yusef out with CHAOS THEORY and advancing in the tournament! To say Yusef was angry at this loss would be an understatement.
Dr. Payne vs Champion of M83 These guys attacked each other with reckless abandon, but soon it was Dr. Payne who controlled the match. Quite a few times Payne tried to end the match first with trying PAYNE GAME multiple times but Champion kicked out everytime. Payne next tried to knock Champion out with KO TEMPLE CLAW but Champion made the ropes. Finally with Champion of M83 worn down enough Payne locked in a Kimura and Champion had no choice but to tap. That now makes two members of Presidents Club out of the tournament with only MAC left.
Magnifico vs Parox This was an interesting match between partners but neither man held anything back in their quest for the title. Parox controlled the majority of the match but once Magnifico got back into it he went on a tear and eventually knocked Parox loopy with a springboard whiplash kick that was enough to get the pinfall.
Totalis vs Marcus Colby The Presidents Club will finally have a rep in this tournament. TM and MAC did everything to each other they could but once Colby took over on TM that was all she wrote. TM just never had a chance to get back into the match and one COLBY POWER CLAMP later TM was tapping like his life depended on it.
G.Q. Stratus vs CPC Warrior Try as he night CPC Warrior just could not overcome the cunning of Stratus. It was very back and forth for awhile until Stratus took over and just about caved Warriors chest in with some Superstar Chops that were enough to put Warrior down for the count.
Stellar Nexus vs Harm Man did these two pound the crap out of each other. Of course Harm just fed off of the pain being that he is mostly cyborg and kept on Nexus. For Nexus' part he would not die which frustrated Harm a great deal. Finally it took everything Harm had but he managed to keep Nexus down after a 4th HARM'S WAY to advance in the tournament.
Round 2 Brogue vs Tiberius Cota This match lasted all of 10 seconds as just as the bell rang Cota ordered Brogue to lay down and like a good Bodyguard Brogue did just that with Cota laying on top for the three count.
Hoodlum vs Dr. Payne Payne was in full control of this match even trying to unmaks Hoodlum at one point but Hoodlum kept his mask and mounted a brief comeback before Payne clamped on a KO TEMPLE CLAW to end Hoodlums chances.
Magnifico vs Marcus Colby What an impressive match. At the start Colby ordered Magnifico to lay down for him but Magnifico refused and the fight was on. These two had the best match of the night so far but in the end Magnifico nailed MAC with a MAGNIFICONRANA and got the win sending the entire Presidents Club out of the tournament.
G.Q. Stratus vs Harm Another very interesting match as Stratus dominated Harm in every way possible and Harm just took the beating. Stratus tried every trick he had to beat Harm but Harm would not stay down. Then Harm made his comeback and when the ref wasnt looking Harm put something in his glove and then clocked Stratus with Loaded Glove and got the easy three to go to the semi finals of the tournament.
Titan Bulldogs vs Assassins Creed This had to be the quickest tag match in recorded history. Titan Kid II jumped Akuma at the bell and just pummeled him into the mat before making the tag to Son of Saturn and both of them hitting Akuma with TITAN TOSS to pick up the win.
Semi Finals Tiberius Cota vs Dr. Payne Matches are getting very intense now, and Cota and Payne spared no expense in kicking the crap out of each other. Payne tried to use his MMA moves on Cota to finish the match but Cota avoided defeat every time. Then Cota got control and blasted Payne with FALL OF THE REPUBLIC to get the win.
Magnifico vs Harm This was a fairly quick match. Magnifico tried his best and got some moves in on Harm but then Harm came back and destroyed Mag with everything possible. One HARM'S WAY wasnt enough to keep Magnifico down so Harm tried another HARM'S WAY and again Magnifico kicked out. Harm went for another HARM'S WAY and again Magnifico wouldnt stay down. Really upset now Harm threw Mag out of the ring then followed him out and knocked Magnifico out with a C-Leg Knee Exploder then simply rolled back into the ring while the ref counted Magnifico out of the match and sent Harm right to the finals.
Finals/CPC Presidential Title Match Harm vs Tiberius Cota Cota right away ran to the ring and the fight for the Presidential Title was on. Harm was still catching his breath a bit and was not prepared for Cota. Harm tried a trap grip but Cota countered with a Champion Super Drop. That only kept Harm down for a minute before Cota hit another Super Drop and that was enough to keep Harm down and give Tiberius the win and the CPC Presidential Title!
FIRST CPC PRESIDENTIAL CHAMPION: TIBERIUS COTA!
Not exactly happy about the situation, but still gracious none the less Marcus Colby came down to the ring with Title Belt in hand to present it to the winner. Cota was extremely happy to be the first Presidential Champion and accepted the title belt before raising it above his head in triumph.
From the RTV site you can view multiple cameras as they follow the cast around the house. One camera is focused on the ring where Stunning Steph and Diva...Of Doom! are working a match with Simbot. Another camera shows Julian Stevens and Beer League out by the pool have a conversation. Yet another camera is in the living room catching Gordon G. Smack doing his show.
GGS: "That is all for tonight Holotubers for this live edition of Smack Talk. Next week I will have actual highlights of my matches and a very special guest, so Goodnight and Keep on Smacking!"
Not too long after that RTV executive producer Cephus O'Reilly appears from somewhere and is not looking happy. He marches right up to Gordon and gets in his face.
C: "What the hell was that Smack? I told you idiots that I want major ratings and you give a crap show like that to my viewers?"
GGS: "What are you talking about Cephus, I thought it was a great live show. The ratings on holonet should be through the roof, plus it will cause all my holotube followers to watch too."
C: "I dont give two craps about your so called followers, I WANT RATINGS! Either give me what I want or you will be facing The Game in the first elimination match!"
GGS: "You want ratings O'Reilly, find how about we give the people what they want and you face me in a match RIGHT NOW!"
C: "You are on. All you morons get out of MY ring now! Smack and I are going to have a match and I will show you peons how things are really done around here!"
The ladies clear out of the ring and hang around while Stevens and Beer League heard the commotion and come in to see the match about to start.
C: "Dont worry Smack, I will go easy on you and this match will not count toward your losing streak."
Gordon G. Smack vs Cephus O'Reilly With most of the cast at ringside watching on Smack and O'Reilly put on a pretty good match. It was back and forth the entire match with neither man giving an inch so the other could get total control. Cephus finally managed to get the upper hand on Smack and hit BEST FINISHER EVER then went for the lazy cover. Smack simply grabbed O'Reillys arms and rolled him over but Cephus kicked out and got angry after that. Cephus would send Gordon multiple times into the turnbuckle with Atomic Drops before Gordon could take no more and he stayed down for the three count.
C: "That is how it is done Smack! And that is going to cause ratings for this show to hit an all time high! Now you can all go back to what you were doing, but make it look good or you will all be gone!"
UFZ 15 Trojan Warhorse Arena
Mot & Kram: "Welcome to UFZ 15! We are Mot & Kram and tonight is going to be a big night! We have the debut of Insta-PAIN, and 2 other fights tonight! Let's get it on!"
Pi vs La Vuelta Pi started things off with an ankle pick and then put La Vuelta against the cage with Euclidean Space. Pi kepts things up from there with La Vuelta on the back foot the entire bout. La Vuelta did managed to survive TRANSCENDENTAL PLANE but Pi quickly transitioned into GOLDEN RATIO and that was enough to force La Vuelta to tap.
Ripper vs Insta-Pain Insta-Pain certainly lived up to his hype. Right at the bell he was straight on the attack with a charge and slam then a couple suplexes to the mat. Ripper had no answer for anything and in the end Pain mounted Ripper and started his ground and pound which finally knocked Ripper out to give Insta-Pain the TKO win.
UFZ Title Match Chuck The Roo vs Pullos(c) Poor Chuck just did not know what he was in for. Roo tried to go Muay Thai on Pullos but Pullos wasnt having any of that was wore Chuck down with an ankle lock, a chicken wing suplex a couple wakigatames and finally a double chicken wing that had Roo tapping in no time flat and Pullos keeps the UFZ Title.
We will see you all again from yet another Zone, goodnight!
"Welcome to the All Earth Zone! Tonight is a somewhat special night but also a subdued night. Not too long ago we lost Pride under mysterious circumstances. Tonight will be a tribute to Pride while at the same time crowning a new Earth World Champion. Lets get cracking!"
Earth World Title Tournament Round 1 Hardcore Jim Steel vs Dionysus The two enemies face off right away and they just beat on each other. Steel started to dominate after while but at the same time going to his hardcore roots to dispose of Dionysus. Toward the end Steel threw Dionysus into the corner and charged but Dionysus moved and Steel crashed hard. Dionysus went for the cover but Steel cradled Dionysus and rolled over to get the three and advance.
Nightmerica vs American Warrior Poor American Warrior. He just didnt know what hit him against Nightmerica. Warrior tried his best but once Nightmerica got control he just obliterated American Warrior. In short order Nightmerica nailed American Warrior with CASUALTY OF WAR to send the new leader of the ZDF packing.
Ares vs Irish Heat Wow was this quick. People were expecting a brawl but what they got was a quick KO. Heat tried a right hook at the start but Ares countered with a shoulder breaker and right off the bat hit STAND YOUR GROUND and Irish Heat was down for the count.
Achilles vs Daisuke Sengoku This was a very hard hitting match. Achilles was out to prove he could be on his own as well as tagging with Ajax. Sengoku did his best to outsmart Achilles but it just didnt happen as once Achilles had Daisuke on the ropes he just kept pounding on him. Sengoku did manage to get to the ropes a couple times after Achilles applied ACHILLES' HEEL but one well placed Warrior Spin Kick was enough to keep Daisuke down for the count.
Semi Finals Hardcore Jim Steel vs Nightmerica This was a very intense match. Steel and Nightmerica hit each other with everything they could think of and then some. Whatever Nightmerica did Steel had a counter for and back and forth. Finally Steel took control and just blasted away on Nightmerica. Then Steel hit a Ram Rod and that was enough to keep Nightmerica down and put Hardcore Jim Steel in the title match finals.
"We are being told that there is something going on in the back."
A camera cuts to the back where Achilles has been found laid out. Officials are there tending to him along with some other members of the roster including Ajax. It apprears right now that Achilles will not be able to go on.
Tag Action Steel Knights vs Old School Shooters(Bobby Roberts & Joe Olson) This was a great tag match. Both teams tried to outdo the other which made for great action. Roberts almost ended the night early with a PILEDRIVER on Steel but he kicked out. Then Olson took over on Kingsman for a short while before Kingsman got back into the match. Soon Roberts and Steel were back into the ring and they pounded on each other until finally Roberts got a kick to the gut on Steel and planted him into the mat with a vicious PILEDRIVER to get the three.
"We have just learned that Achilles has been taken by transport to the local hospital and will not be competing tonight. Ares will advance to the finals by forfit.
Earth World Title Finals Hardcore Jim Steel vs Ares This match was going along just fine until Dionysus and Ajax came down to watch for some reason. Ares saw this and was not happy because he has been telling Dionysus to stay away from Ajax. Slightly distracted by this put Ares off his game a bit and allowed Steel to really get into the match. Soon Ares got control and beat Steel back. That was when Dionysus and Ajax approached the ring. Dionysus jumped up on the apron which brought the ref over to get him down and angered Jim Steel. That allowed Ajax to suddenly attack Ares and hit him with ATHENA'S BLADE. Satisfied with himself and causing the crowd to boo him really bad Ajax left while Dionysus argued with the ref and Steel for another minute before finally jumping down and leaving. Steel totally unaware of what just happened saw Ares down and then picked him up to hit IRON MAIDEN to get the three count and the Earth World Title.
The fans were cheering Jim Steel on and while Jim accepted the title belt he was still unsure about what had just happened. On the other hand a win is a win so Jim raised the title over his head while looking to the sky and silently thanking Pride. "Thank you for joining us on the somber night. We will see you all again soon!"
Nemean: "Hello and welcome to another week of Reality TV! I am your host with the most Nemean and tonight promises to be a big night. Since our "producer" Cephus O'Reilly wanted BIG ratings tonight we will be having a tournament between the cast. Now wins and losses will count in this tournament and we could possibly see TWO elimination matches next week as both Beer League and Diva...Of Doom! are both sitting at 1 loss. Plus the winner of this tournament will receive immunity for 2 weeks! Alright enough chit chat let the tournament begin!"
Round 1 Stunning Steph vs Diva...Of Doom! Wow what a turn around from last week! Steph controlled the opening minutes of this rematch until she made the mistake of trying a dive from the top. Diva was ready for her however and nailed a Crack..Of Doom! as Steph was coming down for a cross body. Diva went for the pin but Steph just kicked out. From there it was all Diva as she battered Steph around the ring and finally ended things with BRINGER...OF DOOM! to get the win and advance.
Proximity vs Beer League Well this was a really short match. Beer League was in control and dominating early until Proximity went too far and decided to feel Beer League up. This upset Beer League greatly as he is not gay so Beer League grabbed his bat and hit Proximity with GRAND SLAM and that was enough for the automatic DQ. Proximity advances and Beer League is now 0-2 which means next week he will face off with The Game!
Gordon G. Smack vs Clifford Hauteur These two put on a very good match. It was back and forth for a long time with no clear advantage for either man but the audience was really into it none the less. Finally Smack got the control he was looking for and went to town on Hauteur before climbing the turnbuckle and diving off with a perfect cross body block that knocked Hauteur to the ground and also took his wind which was enough for Smack to get the three and go on in the tournament.
Julian Stevens vs Chet Dudebro Wow this was an upset! Julian started things off slow then went for a snap suplex but Dudebro countered and then just beat on Stevens even whipping him with a $1500 belt. A COOL FINISHER BRO wasnt enough to keep Stevens down so Dudebro went for the tried and true ATOMIC WEDGIE and that got him the three.
Semi Finals Diva...Of Doom! vs Proximity Wow did these two go at it like lives depended on success or failure. Diva had control for a good portion of the match and kept trying to get the win but Proximity would kick out everytime and smile a very creepy smile. Diva kept getting angry and doing more damage but Proximity just laughed off the pain and finally took over. From there he pounded Diva into the ground and eventually locked in an Octopus Hold that had Diva tapping in no time. Proximity goes to the finals and Diva...Of Doom! has a date with The Game!
Gordon G. Smack vs Chet Dudebro This was a fairly quick match as well. Chet tried to end things early with another beating from his belt and then an ATOMIC WEDGIE but Smack would not stay down. Then Smack took control and went after Dudebro with intensity. Smack hit a SMACK OF THE NIGHT but Dudebro kicked out. Smack waited for Chet to get up and nailed another SMACK OF THE NIGHT to this time keep Dudebro down and go on to the finals.
Finals Gordon G. Smack vs Proximity Immunity was on the line in this finals and Proximity right away jumped into the ring. Many people expected Gordon to be tired from his previous match but he showed no signs of it and went right at Proximity. Proximity had no chance to get into this match or even try anything creepy. In no time at all Smack hit a flying head scissors and a SMACK OF THE NIGHT to send Proximity back to his room crying. Gordon picks up the win and immunity for 2 weeks.
Nemean: "Wow, Congrats Gordon! How does it feel to win this tournament and have immunity for the next 2 weeks?"
GGS: "Nemean it feels great! I am so happy and proud to have won this tournament and to show Cephus that WE are not idiots! How about them apples! I worked hard for this win, and I will continue to work hard until I am the RTV Champion!"
Nemean: "Well good luck on that Smack. That is all the time we have for tonight folks, remember RTV.holonet for your 24/7 access to the cast. I am Nemean and we will see you again next week!"
Gordon G. Smack 3-0 (0-1) Proximity 3-1 Stunning Steph 1-1 Chet Dudebro 1-1 Diva...Of Doom! 1-2 Julian Stevens 0-1 Clifford Hauteur 0-1 Beer League 0-2
"Welcome to the Clone Zone! We have an action packed card for you tonight so let's not waste anymore time and get to the ring!"
King of Harts vs Mastodon Wow King of Harts managed to hang in there with Mastodon. Harts tried early to take out the tree trunk like legs of Mastodon and applied the SHARPSHOOTER but Mastodon easily kicked Harts off and then went on an unrelenting attack. Harts took a lot of suplexes and splashes before finally falling victom to an EXTINCTION BOMB to end the misery.
Morbid vs Mark Bain This match was took quick to really get going, but did prove that Mark Bain is Unorthodox. He had Morbid on the ropes for a minute until Morbid quickly got control and hit MORBIDLY CRUEL. Bain got out of that so Morbid sent Bain to the outside and knocked him silly with a dive to the floor then rolled Bain back into the ring and simply covered him for the three.
Solar Flair vs Tombstone Wow what a great match! Both men went at each other and left nothing to chance. Flair eventually went to the legs of Tombstone to try and take him out and even applied his FIGURE FOUR LEGH LOCK a couple of times but Tombstone managed to get to the ropes both times. Then Tombstone took over and almost had the win after a TOMBSTONE but Flair kicked out. Tombstone next tried a LAST RIDE but again Flair kicked out. Tombstone then resorted to just beating the crap out of Flair. Finally Tombstone took the wind out of Flair with a couple of punches/throat chop to keep Flair down for the three.
Death Clutch vs The Champ These two were just beating each other to death as well. It was fairly back and forth for awhile until Champ introduced Death Clutch to his chain right in front of the ref who had no choice but to DQ The Champ. The chain shot really angered Death Clutch and when he got up chased The Champ all the way to the back.
Galactic Mega Powers vs The Outsiders This was an awesome main event! Both teams really took it too each other trying to prove they were the better team. Machismo was close to getting the win against Freak Out after a BLADE BOMB but Freak Out kicked out and made the tag to Superstar. Then Superstar and Jackknife went at it for awhile and Superstar was close to putting him away. Back and forth they went for a very long while until finally Blade made a mistake and Big Superstar nailed a SUPERSTAR DROP to get the three count. Right after the pinfall Jackknife entered the ring and blindsided Big Superstar. Pretty soon all four men were brawling in the ring and officials had to come down and separate the men. We have not seen the last of these guys by a long shot.
We will see you all again from our next Zone of call!