[Open Feed]***** Music begins to play *****Along with the music a montage of non-GWF wrestlers can be seen in a variety of matches, performing many various and exciting moves. Although the action is fast and furious, moving to the beat of the music, some specific wrestlers can be seen in action.
- Dogma, pitchfork in hand, is seen performing a deadly Asai moonsault onto Pride.
- Harm performs a neck breaker on Son of Saturn.
- Death Knight III leaps off of the top turnbuckle toward Titan Kid II.
- Y2K nails Stryker with a cross arm breaker.
- ExZcutioner looks Forlorn into the Thumbscrew.
- Akuma and Kanazawa perform a double clothesline to Mike Quackenbush.
- Flash hits the Eradicator with a devastating dropkick.
- Revelation elbows Surgeon trying to escape an abdominal stretch.
- Dragonlord places Akuma in a sleeper.
- Cernunnos performs a crablock on Tusk.
- Jack Rabbid shakes hands with Toratlis.
***** Music and montage fades *****The logo standard is different from past GWF shows… as it’s the CPC logo.
Euritar: You may have noticed that there was a different logo than usual on tonight as we start the program. No, it’s not because it’s a new year and we’re going retro, or that we have gone bankrupt! Happy New Year by the way. … It’s because I have something to say to you, the viewer, on behalf of the GWF, and I don’t know exactly how to put it.
A look of worry crosses his face, but he continues.
Euritar: Well… here goes. Today I received some paperwork, that I had to sign before it could be given to me. The news that it brought with it was disappointing to say the least. You know what… I’m not going to waste your time. Let’s just get down to it. I’m going to read the letter, right here, right now.
With that he pulled out a piece of paper and began to read.
Euritar: Dear GWF Commissioner Euritar,
It gives us great pleasure to announce to you and the rest of the universe that the Black Death crisis has reached its end. Although this is great news to the trillions upon trillions of the universe’s inhabitants; now comes the difficult part of examining the foreign technology that the interlopers were working with.
In accordance with a plea-bargain, all charges have dropped and the assailants collectively known as Black Death have been cleared of their criminal involvement in return for working alongside U.F.S.P. investigators. As per the agreement all scientific instruments and data from the site known as “Ground Zero” has been turned over to U.F.S.P. authorities; and we are currently working on cures for the disease outbreaks that have been wreaking havoc on the universe.
Due to this delicate situation, the U.F.S.P. is required by universal laws to proceed with the collection of any and all information as it relates to the offenders.
We regret to inform you, the commissioner of the GWF, that in keeping with this policy the U.F.S.P. has the right to exercise its full authority to interview, detain and limit the appearances of members associated with and formerly associated with this faction as well as all of the GWF personnel; as your federation’s involvement and activities with the conspiracy known Black Death has placed your company under investigation as well.
In order to fully comply with our investigation teams we ask that Filsinger Sports turn over any and all of its GWF records and equipment, personal or otherwise, immediately. The property in question includes, however is not limited to, GWF rings, production and television supplies, company transportation, supercomputers and all sanctioned belts. Additionally all company assets are hereby frozen until such a time as they have been cleared by the appropriate U.F.S.P. investigation team. Once turned over, all GWF property seized will be the property of the U.F.S.P. until further notice; as the GWF has been reduced from a self-sustaining free enterprise organization to one overseen by the U.F.S.P. under interim status, until these matters can be cleared.
Failure to comply with these terms will be met with full prosecution under the law.
As unfortunate as these circumstances are to your company, these matters are serious and the U.F.S.P. must report its findings to the general public; for its continued welfare.
Sincerely,
Mr. Jerk-face Von-Two tooth
Euritar: Well… that’s not exactly what it says his name is… I kind of made that-one up. But you get the point. The GWF has been placed on interim status until the U.F.S.P. clears us on our involvement in the Black Death incident. Our involvement with the Black Death conspiracy? WE FOUGHT THEM! Us the GWF! ALONE! We fought Black Death, while the U.F.S.P. …
He shook his head and regained his composure, continuing as if his side-rant wasn’t even spoken.
Euritar: Well folks… there you have it. Your regularly scheduled GWF program will not be on tonight, as our equipment has been taken and our talent is being questioned. We also couldn’t afford any lengthy amount of air time tonight, as we are kind of low on funds and resources. So we asked one of our good friends if they would be so kind as to jointly enter into a collective pool of sorts… and put on a show for our fans tonight with their talent in order to help us fill up the time-slots that we have already paid for. Both companies feel that this is a win-win situation as we get to fill our pre-paid time with the network, and they get our audience exposure! Tonight, and tonight only, fans from both organizations will see a once in a lifetime event as both the GWF and the newly reformed CPC collide in a co-main event when wrestlers from both organizations battle it out in the ring!
The smile leaves his face as he again gets serious.
Euritar: Fans. I promise you, this isn’t the end of the GWF! This is a one-time event, as moments before we went on air the GWF attorneys have informed me that we are entitled to temporary funds in order to continue producing a weekly product. So you can be sure that by this time next week we will return to our regular show. And with that said… I take my leave of you. Please sit back and watch some entertaining wrestling!
- And the -
Proudly Presents:
- Live at Paragon of Virtue (01/02/2130) -
With a capacity crowd of 30,000
Marcus Colby: Hello everyone! And welcome to the new CPC! I’m your host Marcus Colby!
Lieutenant Yusef: And Lieutenant Yusef.
Marcus Colby: Yes. That’s right! My sub-host tonight!
Lieutenant Yusef: Sub host?
Marcus Colby: Lieutenant Yusef!
Lieutenant Yusef: Yeah. I already introduced myself.
Marcus Colby: But I didn’t. Say ‘Hi’ to the nice people at home Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Yusef: Hi.
He nods at the camera and Colby continues.
Marcus Colby: You will see. Here in the new CPC we don’t have second rate matches! Everything you see and hear will be first class. And just in case you were wondering, the answer is no.
Lieutenant Yusef: No.
Marcus Colby: No.
Lieutenant Yusef: No?
Marcus Colby: No. I will not be wrestling tonight. I have chosen to stay right here...
The camera focuses in on him…
Marcus Colby: In this very, gold-lined and diamond encrusted, seat… to bring you the action in the ring tonight.
And then back to the commentators.
Lieutenant Yusef: Really?
Marcus Colby: Really. You will not see Marcus Colby or the wonderful Lieutenant Yusef, the President’s Club, in that very ring! Nope. Not tonight. If you want to see that, then you will have to buy our premier pay-per view, CPC: All that Glitters, this upcoming Saturday night!
Lieutenant Yusef: A shameless plug?
Marcus Colby: It pays the bills. Yusef. And if you think about it, that’s actually money in your pockets. That is, unless you don’t want your daily stipend.
Lieutenant Yusef: Oh. No. No. No.
Yusef shakes his head in disgust as Colby continues.
Marcus Colby: That’s right! You won’t see the President’s Club in action tonight! But you will see…
Eradicator vs. FlashRolex vs. Tiberius CotaCernunnos vs. Dogma vs. Crow: Tirion Triple Threat MatchLieutenant Yusef: And then the action heats up with?
Dr. Payne vs. Tournament MasterMasked Assassins (Death Knight III, ExZcutioner and Harm) vs. Fighting Titans (Forlorn, Titan Kid II and Son of Saturn): Assassin Rules Trios MatchMarcus Colby: And to round it all out… a spectacular main event pitting the CPC tag team contenders, Titan Revenge against the GWF’s very own Gladiators of Aethra!
Titan Revenge vs. Gladiators (Rush and Turmoil): CPC vs. GWF MatchLieutenant Yusef: Wait really?
A smile crosses Yusef’s face.
Marcus Colby: Yeah. Right here tonight!
Lieutenant Yusef: Titan Revenge vs. the Gladiators of Aethra?
Marcus Colby: Yeah… Here tonight!
Yusef’s bursts openly into laughter.
Lieutenant Yusef: You had to have done that on purpose. I mean everyone knows what’s going on. If you’re too blind to see this… Really? Right before the pay-per view where they fight us for the tag belts? Titans vs. Gladiators? This is just too good to be true!
Marcus Colby: Yeah. Of course. It’s my fed.
He smiles and then nods at the camera.
Marcus Colby: We will be back after these commercial messages with our matches!
With that the feed fades, as Yusef continues to laugh heartily.
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