IFC

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Lightweight: Vacant
UK Bruiser
Stretchrrrr 1-0
Hollywood Gunn 1-0
Comet 0-1
Demtor the Mystic
Bien Vestido
El Halcón 1-0
Honest Abe
Tick Tock 0-1
Ken Po
Rocky
Death Star 0-1
Punk A.D. 0-1
El Pikador 1-0

Middleweight: Vacant
Party Pirate 1-0
Vincitor 1-0
Muck 0-1
Buck Tomkins 0-1
X'Ian 1-0
Celsius 1-0
Fahrenheit 0-1
Alexander
Connor 0-1

Heavyweight: Vacant
Freakenstein
Saint Nick 1-0
Powermonger 1-0
Txur'itan 1-0
Krusher Khan
The Messenger 0-1
Rabbid 0-1
Warhawk 1-0
Bobcat Jack
Yoko-Ohno 0-1
Tiki Boom
Squatch 0-1

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Inside the Cage #001

Lightweight Bout
☆ Hollywood Gunn vs. Death Star
Hollywood Gunn, with his fists up, calmly waits for Death Star to come toward him. Death Star bounces over like a court jester and is nailed with the Hollywood KO. Amazingly, Death Star gets to his feet. However, Gunn makes him fold over like an accordion after a lightning fast Body Blow.

Middleweight Bout
☆ Buck Tomkins vs. Vincitor
Vincitor uses every move in his arsenal, even relying on his finisher three time! Though Buck can't get a lot going on offense, he keeps his composure on defense and depends on rumbling against the cage. In the end, Vincitor finishes Buck via Kinniku Special.



Fight Night #001

Lightweight Bout
☆ Comet vs. Stretchrrrr
Stretchrrrr doesn't allow Comet to get in any offense, as the lightweight zombie quickly goes for the Stretchrrrr! Comet isn't ready to go out, but Stretchrrrr reapplies his finishing ankle lock for the victory!

Heavyweight Bout
☆ Squatch vs. Txur'itan
Squatch charges on offense via Fast Forward. Txur'itan waits for the beast and drops him via Kim'Pxex! The crowd is highly impressed with the blue fighter from Pandora!

Middleweight Bout
☆ Muck vs. Celsius
Celsius takes Muck by surprise with an early Zero Hour. Muck shakes off the blow but it obviously hurt him a good bit. Celsius then finishes the monster from the swamp via Sonic Hurricane Kick.

Heavyweight Bout
☆ Yoko-Ohno vs. Powermonger
Everyone is ready for these two mountains to crash into each other. Ohno strikes early with a Belly to Belly Slam, but Powermonger laughs all the way to his feet. After a few Shoulder Breakers and two Divine Forces, Powermonger puts his huge opponent away with the Earth Shaker.

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We are in a posh, well-organized business office. Two young, easily dispensable men stand facing a mountainous, mahogany chair. You cannot see who is sitting in the chair, but you can hear his raspy voice.

Unknown: "How were the ratings of Inside the Cage and Fight Night this week, Intern #2?"

Intern #2: "Ummm... not too good, sir."

Unknown: "Do you have an explanation for this?"

Intern #2: "No, sir. I thought it was a good showing of talent."

Unknown: "It was absolutely boring. You have no moxie, Intern #2. You're fired!"

Intern #2 is forced out of the room by security.

Unknown: "Intern #3, take down the following notes and send them immediately to my producer... 'YOU'RE FIRED!' Now, Intern #3... I'd like to know your thoughts on the matter at hand."

The scene fades out as sweet begins pouring down Intern #3's brow.

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Inside the Cage #002

Heavyweight Bout
☆ Warhawk vs. Rabbid
Warhawk wastes no time and takes it to Rabbid with a high intensity. Warhawk catches Rabbid with the War Dance and obtains the win.

Middleweight Bout
☆ Connor vs. X'Ian
Both of these competitors give it their all in this back and forth bout. However, X'Ian wins after a long fought battle with his finisher, Blood Lust! Connor extends his hand to X'Ian after the fight, and X'Ian hesitantly accepts.


Fight Night #002

Heavyweight Bout
☆ The Messenger vs. Saint Nick
The Messenger kicks the hell out of Nick's jolly head, but ol' Saint Nick proves to be headstrong and comes back to win via Heavy Tiger Elbow. The Messenger is furious after his loss and drops Saint Nick with a sucker kick to the back of the head.

Lightweight Bout
☆ El Pikador vs. Punk A. D.
El Pikador isn't waiting for Punk to strike first. The odd, Pokémon luchador waits for the perfect moment and captures his first victory via his signature move, Bolt Strike Alpha!

Middleweight Bout
☆ Party Pirate vs. Fahrenheit
Party Pirate wins easily puts out the fire that is Fahrenheit with the Party Punch.

Lightweight Bout
☆ El Halcón vs. Tick Tock
El Halcón is mentally toyed with by Tick Tock. However, the masked warrior fights on and wins via Halcón Punch. Rabbid enters the cage after the bout and confronts El Halcón. The masked winner, not liking his odds, jumps up and over the cage, leaving through the crowd.

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Tick Tock enters the office you were in last week. There isn't an intern in sight. The camera is again positioned so that you do not see the unknown man sitting behind his desk.

Tick Tock: "I hear you want to spice things up around here, boss-"

Unknown: "Who let you in here?"

Tick Tock: "I did."

Unknown: "Finally someone has a set of balls around here."

Tick Tock: "I pride myself-"

Unknown: "You lost this week to El Halcón. Why do I need-"

Tick Tock: "It's not always about winning. Sometimes you just need to set off a bomb."

Unknown: "You have the nerve to interrupt me when I speak, as well as barge into my office without permission? You're <bleep> crazy. I could use crazy!"

Tick Tock: "I shall get to work now."

Tick Tock begins to leave.

Unknown: "Where are you going? I haven't given you any orders?"

Tick Tock: "I don't need any orders right now, boss. The clock is ticking. Enjoy the show."

Unknown: "Well, do me a favor on your way out."

Tick Tock turns around and nods.

Unknown: "Tell that intern on the other side of that door that he's fired."

Tick Tock grins and exits. You then hear a body drop to the floor outside the unknown man's office.

[Pariah]

Great to see some IFC results going up on the board... I'll definitely be following this to see what kinda shenanigans the characters get into... Looks very entertaining!

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Hopefully you can get a copy of the game sometime.