Post by Thomas (TK) on Oct 31, 2008 10:11:57 GMT -5
"Keen Cutlery"
"Not the sharpest knife in the drawer but gets the job done!"[/center]
From the fame and fortune of the steel kitchens and leaving the sterile environment of the Cuisine Channel, comes one of it's most infamous Cuisine Channel's superstar...the Galactic Gourmet!
The Galactic Gourmet has always dreamed about throwing his chef hat into the squared circle and putting his childhood ambitions to the test. After a highly successful career in the hospitality industry, the professional chef has changed careers and promises to 'tenderize' any one who gets in the way!
However, he hasn't totally lost his Culinary Channel roots as he will occasionally host a talk show aptly named; "Into the Frying Pan!" This culinary concoction of food meets television always promises to cook someone's goose![/b]
'The Galactic Gourmet' utilizes culinary terms for some of his wrestling maneuvers and takes glee into yelling at the fans whenever he locks one of the moves! In the past such outbursts included but not limited too..."Clock out and go home!"... "Order out! Order out!"..."I said julienned not diced! Who chopped this @#$%! onion?"...and more often than not..."Should have called in sick because it's going to be a long day!"
The Gourmet's offense is exclusively a set up for his finisher and moves with a "*" increases his finisher's potency by one (up to +4). He believes that pain should be come slowly like a fine aged wine! One of his most painful moves (besides his finisher) is the Health Code Violation : the maneuver that entails a low blow on the opponent with one of his arms while Galactic Gourmet's other arms executes a choke slam on the hapless victim. His finisher is a unique but painful manuever...FOOD BORN ILLNESS: Galactic Gourmet locks the opponent into a head vise while punching with one arm into the opponent's stomach! With the free hand will reach down into his chef pants, put on a food service glove, and execute a mandible claw!
Defensively, the Galactic Gourmet has four shoulder blades and the referee has been informed from the federation's higher ups that if two or more shoulder blades are on the mat-he can be pinned!
For all those that ordered the LAX cards, the Galactic Gourmet has been included...and will be mailed this afternoon as "A Thank You" to the COTG Community that donated to the restoration of TK's wrestling cards...thanks guys! And...[/b]
