Post by Vanity on Nov 1, 2008 18:37:29 GMT -5
I made a chart to demonstrate all of the whacky silly angles that can occur when one wrestler tries to mock another. Its pretty extensive (I am a self confessed completist!). Enjoy the mayhem!!
Comedy Angle Chart
11 You point to the holo-screen above the entrance-way to reveal a video-clip of yourself dressed as your opponent and imitating him. Your video clip makes a mockery of your opponent and the fans laugh – Take one Fan Chart Token.
12 You point to the holo-screen above the entrance-way to reveal a video-clip montage of all the times you have beaten up your opponent – Take a Face Chart Token.
13 You point to the holo-screen to reveal an ally of yours trashing your opponents dressing room and wearing his clothes and mocking him. The fans laugh – You and your ally take a Fan Chart Token each.
14 -15 You lead the fans in singing a derogatory song about your opponent – Take a Fan Chart Token.
16 You have paid a famous band to perform a derogatory song about your opponent – Take a Fan Chart Token.
21 A super-junior (midget) wrestler comes out dressed as your opponent and performs a comedy routine – Roll for opponents response 1,2 Beats down the super junior –Opponent takes a Heel Chart Token 3,4,5,6 Opponent is humiliated – Take a Face Chart Token.
22 You reveal that you have stolen your opponent’s kit bag and reveal a pair of flowery pink underpants as the crowd roll in the aisles with laughter. Roll 1d6 - 1, Opponent goes ballistic, roll on LOW attack table. 2-6 Opponent is totally humiliated – Take a Fan Chart Token.
23 You point to the Holo-screen to reveal footage filmed earlier of you in your opponents dressing room. You pull out a jar of industrial strength haemmoroid cream out of his locker to the hilarity of the audience. Roll 1d6 - 1, Opponent goes ballistic, roll on LOW Attack Table. 2-6 Opponent is humiliated Take a Fan Chart Token.
24 You have spiked your opponent’s water bottle with a laxative. He has to run FAST for the nearest porta-potty. Take a Fan Chart Token. Opponent acts as if he has a minor injury for tonight only.
25 You take off you T-Shirt to reveal a new T-shirt – that has a slogan on it that mocks you opponent. The audience laugh – Roll 1d6 1,2 Opponent rips the T-shirt off and attacks – roll on LOW Attack Table. 3,4,5,6 Opponent is humiliated take a Fan Chart Token
26 You run into the audience and pick out a sign that a fan has made that mocks your opponent. Roll 1d6 1,2 Opponent destroys the sign and then hits his finisher on the fan – opponent takes a Heel Chart Token. 3 the opponent attacks you – roll on LOW Attack Table. 4 Opponent attempts to beat up the fan but you come to the rescue hitting your finisher and leaving the opponent lying – opponent rolls minor injury. 6 Opponent is humiliated – take a Fan Chart Token.
31-33 You disappear backstage and reappear dressed as your opponent and doing a hilarious imitation of him. Roll 1d6 to determine the outcome. 1 – He charges at you and rips the costume off – roll on LOW Attack Table 2,3,4 Opponent is humiliated – take a Fan Chart Token 5-6 An impromptu match begins – Titan Death Match rules!
34-36 You lead the fans in a chant of “U-Suck” The heel is tired of being mocked and leaves the arena Heel misses rest of night–You take a Fan Chart Token
41-42 You cut a funny Promo mocking the heel’s wrestling talent “xxxx is just not a very good wrestler” ala Triple H on John Cena. Roll 1,2 – Opponent attacks you roll on LOW Attack Table. 3,4, Opponent has his self-esteem damaged – opponent loses all of his advantage tokens 5-6 You gain a Face Chart Token.
43-44 You cut a funny Promo mocking the heel’s age “xxxx is far too young/old why don’t you go back to school/the retirement home!”. Roll 1,2 – Opponent attacks you roll on LOW Attack Table. 3,4, Opponent has his self-esteem damaged – opponent loses all of his advantage tokens 5-6 Opponent is humiliated - you gain a Face Chart Token.
45-46 This is getting personal!! You cut a funny Promo mocking the heel’s home planet/family/wife/mother etc. “xxxx wife/mother is so fat she……”. Roll 1,2,3 – Opponent attacks you roll on LOW Attack Table. 4, Impromtu match begins – Titan Death Match rules – the loser automatically rolls on injury chart!! 5-6 Opponent is humiliated - You gain a Face Chart Token.
51-56 “Truck trouble!” You run backstage as the heel gloats to the audience. Video footage shows you climbing into a truck! Roll 1d6 1. It is a monster truck, the heel watches in anguish as you run over his car crashing it into the ground! Take a Face Chart Token and a Fan Chart Token. 2 It is a porta-potty sewage truck, you drive back into the arena and spray sewage all over the heel in the ring! Take a Face Chart Token and a Fan Chart Token 3. It is a milk van, you call the heel a “big-baby” before spraying him with milk. Take a Face Chart Token and a Fan Chart Token. 4 You drive back into the area in a huge crane! You pick the heel up on the crane then drop him from a height. Heel rolls injury – You take a Face Chart Token and roll Suspension. 5. You drive back into the arena in a huge lorry which you ram into the ring absolutely destroying it!!! The heel is left flattened in the broken ring! Heel rolls injury, You take a Face Chart Token and Roll suspension
6. You drive into the arena in your truck, but you are pulled from it by an ambushing gang of heels and beaten down badly in the ring. You roll injury, Heel takes a heel token.
61 You cut a risqué promo suggesting that the heel is “more than just friends” with his tag partner/manager. Roll 1d6. 1-The commissioner takes exception to this and you roll suspension. 2 Heel attack roll LOW Attack table 3,4,5-6 Fans love it – Take a Fan Chart Token.
62 You cut a hilarious but rude promo suggesting you have slept with your opponent’s wife! Roll 1d6 1-The commissioner is offended by this display of “bedroom humour” – roll your suspension 2,3 the heel attacks roll LOW Attack Table. 4,5,6 The fans are in an uproar of laughter – Take a Fan Chart Token
63 You cut a crude promo about how the heel is “genitally challenged”. Roll 1d6 1-The commissioner is offended by the filthy language, demeaning the show– roll your suspension 2, the heel attacks roll LOW Attack Table. 3,4,5,6 The fans are in an uproar of laughter – Take a Fan Chart Token
64 You insinuate that the heel’s wife/sister/mother is a “slut”! or a “ho!” Roll 1d6 1,The commissioner is offended by the filthy language, demeaning the show– roll your suspension 2,3,4 the heel attacks roll LOW Attack Table. 5,6 The fans are in an uproar of laughter – Take a Fan Chart Token
65 You cut a clean, trash talk promo in which you mock the heel’s wrestling attire/physical appearance etc. Roll 1d6 1, 2 the heel attacks roll LOW Attack Table. 3,4,5,6 The fans laugh appreciatively– Take a Fan Chart Token
66 The heel comes out with a weapon (heel takes a weapon card) – You suggest where the heel can “stick” his weapon as the crowd give you a standing ovation and chant your name – The heel is humiliated by this and skulks off backstage – Take a Fan Chart Token.
Comedy Angle Chart
11 You point to the holo-screen above the entrance-way to reveal a video-clip of yourself dressed as your opponent and imitating him. Your video clip makes a mockery of your opponent and the fans laugh – Take one Fan Chart Token.
12 You point to the holo-screen above the entrance-way to reveal a video-clip montage of all the times you have beaten up your opponent – Take a Face Chart Token.
13 You point to the holo-screen to reveal an ally of yours trashing your opponents dressing room and wearing his clothes and mocking him. The fans laugh – You and your ally take a Fan Chart Token each.
14 -15 You lead the fans in singing a derogatory song about your opponent – Take a Fan Chart Token.
16 You have paid a famous band to perform a derogatory song about your opponent – Take a Fan Chart Token.
21 A super-junior (midget) wrestler comes out dressed as your opponent and performs a comedy routine – Roll for opponents response 1,2 Beats down the super junior –Opponent takes a Heel Chart Token 3,4,5,6 Opponent is humiliated – Take a Face Chart Token.
22 You reveal that you have stolen your opponent’s kit bag and reveal a pair of flowery pink underpants as the crowd roll in the aisles with laughter. Roll 1d6 - 1, Opponent goes ballistic, roll on LOW attack table. 2-6 Opponent is totally humiliated – Take a Fan Chart Token.
23 You point to the Holo-screen to reveal footage filmed earlier of you in your opponents dressing room. You pull out a jar of industrial strength haemmoroid cream out of his locker to the hilarity of the audience. Roll 1d6 - 1, Opponent goes ballistic, roll on LOW Attack Table. 2-6 Opponent is humiliated Take a Fan Chart Token.
24 You have spiked your opponent’s water bottle with a laxative. He has to run FAST for the nearest porta-potty. Take a Fan Chart Token. Opponent acts as if he has a minor injury for tonight only.
25 You take off you T-Shirt to reveal a new T-shirt – that has a slogan on it that mocks you opponent. The audience laugh – Roll 1d6 1,2 Opponent rips the T-shirt off and attacks – roll on LOW Attack Table. 3,4,5,6 Opponent is humiliated take a Fan Chart Token
26 You run into the audience and pick out a sign that a fan has made that mocks your opponent. Roll 1d6 1,2 Opponent destroys the sign and then hits his finisher on the fan – opponent takes a Heel Chart Token. 3 the opponent attacks you – roll on LOW Attack Table. 4 Opponent attempts to beat up the fan but you come to the rescue hitting your finisher and leaving the opponent lying – opponent rolls minor injury. 6 Opponent is humiliated – take a Fan Chart Token.
31-33 You disappear backstage and reappear dressed as your opponent and doing a hilarious imitation of him. Roll 1d6 to determine the outcome. 1 – He charges at you and rips the costume off – roll on LOW Attack Table 2,3,4 Opponent is humiliated – take a Fan Chart Token 5-6 An impromptu match begins – Titan Death Match rules!
34-36 You lead the fans in a chant of “U-Suck” The heel is tired of being mocked and leaves the arena Heel misses rest of night–You take a Fan Chart Token
41-42 You cut a funny Promo mocking the heel’s wrestling talent “xxxx is just not a very good wrestler” ala Triple H on John Cena. Roll 1,2 – Opponent attacks you roll on LOW Attack Table. 3,4, Opponent has his self-esteem damaged – opponent loses all of his advantage tokens 5-6 You gain a Face Chart Token.
43-44 You cut a funny Promo mocking the heel’s age “xxxx is far too young/old why don’t you go back to school/the retirement home!”. Roll 1,2 – Opponent attacks you roll on LOW Attack Table. 3,4, Opponent has his self-esteem damaged – opponent loses all of his advantage tokens 5-6 Opponent is humiliated - you gain a Face Chart Token.
45-46 This is getting personal!! You cut a funny Promo mocking the heel’s home planet/family/wife/mother etc. “xxxx wife/mother is so fat she……”. Roll 1,2,3 – Opponent attacks you roll on LOW Attack Table. 4, Impromtu match begins – Titan Death Match rules – the loser automatically rolls on injury chart!! 5-6 Opponent is humiliated - You gain a Face Chart Token.
51-56 “Truck trouble!” You run backstage as the heel gloats to the audience. Video footage shows you climbing into a truck! Roll 1d6 1. It is a monster truck, the heel watches in anguish as you run over his car crashing it into the ground! Take a Face Chart Token and a Fan Chart Token. 2 It is a porta-potty sewage truck, you drive back into the arena and spray sewage all over the heel in the ring! Take a Face Chart Token and a Fan Chart Token 3. It is a milk van, you call the heel a “big-baby” before spraying him with milk. Take a Face Chart Token and a Fan Chart Token. 4 You drive back into the area in a huge crane! You pick the heel up on the crane then drop him from a height. Heel rolls injury – You take a Face Chart Token and roll Suspension. 5. You drive back into the arena in a huge lorry which you ram into the ring absolutely destroying it!!! The heel is left flattened in the broken ring! Heel rolls injury, You take a Face Chart Token and Roll suspension
6. You drive into the arena in your truck, but you are pulled from it by an ambushing gang of heels and beaten down badly in the ring. You roll injury, Heel takes a heel token.
61 You cut a risqué promo suggesting that the heel is “more than just friends” with his tag partner/manager. Roll 1d6. 1-The commissioner takes exception to this and you roll suspension. 2 Heel attack roll LOW Attack table 3,4,5-6 Fans love it – Take a Fan Chart Token.
62 You cut a hilarious but rude promo suggesting you have slept with your opponent’s wife! Roll 1d6 1-The commissioner is offended by this display of “bedroom humour” – roll your suspension 2,3 the heel attacks roll LOW Attack Table. 4,5,6 The fans are in an uproar of laughter – Take a Fan Chart Token
63 You cut a crude promo about how the heel is “genitally challenged”. Roll 1d6 1-The commissioner is offended by the filthy language, demeaning the show– roll your suspension 2, the heel attacks roll LOW Attack Table. 3,4,5,6 The fans are in an uproar of laughter – Take a Fan Chart Token
64 You insinuate that the heel’s wife/sister/mother is a “slut”! or a “ho!” Roll 1d6 1,The commissioner is offended by the filthy language, demeaning the show– roll your suspension 2,3,4 the heel attacks roll LOW Attack Table. 5,6 The fans are in an uproar of laughter – Take a Fan Chart Token
65 You cut a clean, trash talk promo in which you mock the heel’s wrestling attire/physical appearance etc. Roll 1d6 1, 2 the heel attacks roll LOW Attack Table. 3,4,5,6 The fans laugh appreciatively– Take a Fan Chart Token
66 The heel comes out with a weapon (heel takes a weapon card) – You suggest where the heel can “stick” his weapon as the crowd give you a standing ovation and chant your name – The heel is humiliated by this and skulks off backstage – Take a Fan Chart Token.
