As soon as the bell rung, Brody grabbed Rhodes, flung him into the ropes and clotheslined him with authority. Gorilla Ventura commented that, "what kept Dusty's head on is anyones guess...Dusty definitely has little birdies flying around his head". Another clothesline and leg drop set up Brodys finisher the JUMPING KNEE DROP, but when Brody went for the pin, Dusty kicked out at a 2 count. Brody threw Rhodes through the ropes and pounded the hell out of him, opening up a cut on his forehead. Brody tossed a bloody Rhodes back in the ring and went for the kill and mounted the turnbuckle for a deathjump. At the last second, Rhodes rolled out of the way and Brody landed front first inside the ring. Rhodes made it to his feet, dropped an elbow on Brody, hooked the leg and went for the cover. Brody kicked out at a 1 count. Then both wrestlers started brawling in the ring, the offense shifting constantly. Rhodes then landed his Bionic Elbow which snapped Brodys head back and sent him to the mat. It seemed Rhodes was mounting a substantial offense, but quickly Brody turned the tables, executing his Bruiser Backbreaker. Brody hooked the leg, but Rhodes kicked out at the 2 count again. It was the second JUMPING KNEE DROP that sealed the victory for Brody as he pinned Rhodes for the three count.
Womens Singles Division:
Lelani Kai vs She-Devil
This was a very tough match to call from the first several minutes, they both kept countering each others attacks. Then Kai executed a perfect Scoop Slam that rattled Devil. Kai went for the pin, but She-Devil kicked out at the 2 count. Kai lost control of the match after Devil recovered and threw her off the top of the turnbuckle. A stunning Savate Kick levels Kai giving Devil a pin attempt, but Kai now kicks out at the 2 count. She Devil tosses Kai out of the ring by the hair and body slams her onto the arena floor. As She Devil slides back into the ring, Kai is too rocked to get back to her feet, let alone back into the ring and the referee Kim counts her out of the ring. She Devil stares directly into the camera and says, "Fhanna - you're Next".
Mens Tag Team Division:
Rob Van Dam & Sabu vs GWF Mystery Team:
Jim Solie enters the ring, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the new WIWF referee - Torin Caelum!"
Van Dam and Sabu stayed loose as they awaited their opponent. From the locker room and through the curtains came Thantos and former WIWF referee, The Shroud. Thantos entered the ring first and as the Shroud entered the ring, he removed his mask, revealing his true identity -Morpheus.
Thantos and Van Dam started out for both teams. Van Dam completely owned Thantos and almost pinned him within 2 minutes via a highlight reel FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH. Sabu cuickly swept the legs of Morpheus preventing him from interfering however no one saw Tanck, who had charged the ring at full speed, then stopped abruptly, distracting the new ref and enabling Thantos to kick out. RVD then worked over Thantos some more and then he went for a death jump. What happened next was talked about for a long time after this match was over. As Van Dam was just about to deathjump Thantos, Morpheus had then tried to enter the ring to either blind side Rob Van Dam or interfere with the landing. Morpheus had failed to see what knocked him out. Morpheus was half way through the ropes when Sabu was already airborne. Sabu crossbody blocked Morpheus off the ring corner, through the air outside the ring directly into Tanck who was standing directly behind him on the arena floor. Sabu had timed it so he would get both with one jump. Sabu didn't expect to blast his head wide open on the ring post inside the ring and the poor timekeeper outside the ring didn't expect both Morpheus and Tanck to collide into him, shattering his little wooden table in the process and putting him in the hospital. Van Dams deathjump did the trick and he pinned Thantos. Thantos could be lip read saying, "That was a fast count Caelum". Sabu looked directly into the camera, gave it the finger and licked some of the blood off of his face...
Mascaras controlled the opening part of this match, outmaneuvering PSI completely. At this point, things got a little fuzzy for Mascaras, he didn't know what happened exactly, out of nowhere, PSI hits a Momentum Equation (a flip piledriver) with relative ease and before Mascaras realized, he had to kick out of a pin attempt, at a 1 count. PSI then wasted no time clamping on his finisher MIND OVER MATTER, a side sharpshooter. But Mascaras wiggled his way to the ropes, forcing the hold to be released. Mascaras sildes out of the ring so he can try to figure out whats going on, but PSI felt he couldnt afford to give his opponent any time and kept applying the pressure. PSI pounded on Mascaras outside the ring and Mil knew something hit him that he couldnt see. Disoriented, PSI rolls Mascaras into the ring and as soon as Mascaras makes it to his feet, PSI scores another Momentum Equation against Mascaras, hooks the leg and gets the three count for the victory.
From the WIWF News Desk, brought to you by our friends at - Do You Feel Lucky - The Birth Control That Only Works Now And Then - Phantasy says - I Always Take A Chance - With Do You Feel Lucky.
Jim Solie - From WIWF Owner Xaphans Office:
As many of you may have heard and possibly noticed recently, The World Wide Empire has just relocated their operations to The Earth's Moon, which has just been officially - and legally renamed - The Center Of The Universe. This federation has been acquired by and is being consolidated into The WIWF. As a result, some of our competitors had to be - let go in order to make room on our rosters gor our newly acquired competitors. The Dark Menace is stepping down from his interim commissioner post in order to manage in our federation. Replacing him, until the commissioner battle royals are held as our interim commissioner is the former owner of The World Wide Empire, Wince McCant.
From a bar within The Center Of The Universe called Black and Blue:
The Dark Menace is enjoying an extremely cold beer at the quiet bar when Sly Drury sits down on the empty stool next to him and says:
Drury - "So let me guess, the wrestlers who were released have just been cloned...right?"
The Dark Menace, turns slightly towards Drury and contemplates his response...
Claudio Castagnoli vs Disaster with Santon The Loner
Fhanna vs Ida Mae Martinez
The Valiants with Lou Albano vs "The Unexpected" - Star Warrior and Tauran
Aethran Overmaster vs recently acquired Brock Lesnar
Non Tournament Grudge Match:
2 out of 3 Falls - No DQ - No one allowed at ringside:
Massif - looking around at all, "So it is true then".
Little Beaver - "What? Who are"
Tyler Silvermane - "Massif, are you ok"?
Massif - looking again at Silvermane, "You tell me Tyler, is all of this what I think it is?"
Silvermane - "Yes, Xaphans new prison".
Massif - "So he is one of them, this confirms it".
Sky Low - "Look...can you guys please confirm some stuff for me and Beav...WHATS GOING ON!!"
Beaver - "Sky...take it easy".
Massif - "The people I am referring to are the Four Horsemen, and they are universe shatterers. They are making their way across all of the universes, taking over each wrestling federation they come across and ultimately devour each one. My office was recently made aware of this through Tyler here and we started to gather and collect information in order to be used against them in universal court and have them imprisioned. It turns out that Xaphan is the leader as well as the first of the four to arrive and situate himself in our universe, so he and his fellow horsemen can do the same to ours".
Little Beaver and Sky Low Low exchange nervous looks.
Massif speaking to both of them - "I have spoken with and alerted your home planet of my suspicions...they are very very fond of you both...they said there are a few trillion reasons why?"
Little Beaver & Sky Low Low in unison - "Long story".
Massif - "I have also spoken to that gangster and even he said he will help us".
Little Beaver & Sky Low Low in unison - "Smallie Bigs"
Massif - "I still can communicate with them via this device here in my hand...Is there anyway you can communicate to your brethren back home how Xaphans technology can be reversed...bringing us all back?"
Go cry elsewhere, Thantos... You just can't handle the definition of extreme... RVD and Sabu are taking over this tag team division...
The in-ring action is excellent and the side segments are pure gold... Especially enjoying the exchanges involving Massif, Little Beaver and Sky Low Low... Truly entertaining!
LOL I think you're right, RVD completely took Thantos apart, not even close. And Sabu took everybody else apart.
Very glad you enjoyed amigo. I am having a genuine blast with those three.
A few more major players and some horsemen to be named later will be entering the fray - setting up some serious confrontations and showdowns - and it seems as though eventually Little Beaver will not be able to stop Sky Low Low from having an epic meltdown.
Claudio Castagnoli vs Disaster with Santon The Loner
Castagnoli kept shifting his weight and staying loose during the introductions. Disaster stayed motionless but extremely intense. Standing next to him was Santon, he spoke to Disaster in a low, confident unassuming tone - "Disaster, our cause and our supremacy starts now. My stable of wrestlers will reign supreme in the WIWF and on our home planet. I will gain their trust and influence them with the motives that you and I share, my most faithful Aethran...you alone know my true identity...upon this match, we begin our assault...upon this rock...we build our empire...crucify this man". To which Disaster responded, "Yes...Thakur".
Assault was the word for what Disaster unleashed upon Castagnoli. Disaster, THE pure fighting machine brutalized Castagnoli with; Aethran Dominance - a gorilla press slam directly onto his own knee, the mat wasnt quite painful enough for his taste, Atomic Spikes - a top rope flying elbow drop, Disaster Demolition - a Michinoku Driver, The patented Gladiator Piledriver - its deadly execution can only be mastered by true Aethrans - and Disasters finisher - RAMPAGE, a face first chokeslam that fightens spectators and cripples opponents. But for all of the pin opportunities that all of the above allowed Disaster - Castagnoli kicked out - of all of them. Battered, bloody and bruised, he kept getting back up. Santon complained to the new ref Torin Caelum that, "Check him Torin...that man is on something". To which Torin said to Santon, "I know hes definitely on something...hes on a whole bunch of pride...thats what hes on...hes going to go down swinging." The majority of the crowd had gotten behind Castagnoli and it helped fuel a few uppercut driven comebacks, he kicked out of two RAMPAGE finishers. But in the end - The Gladiator Piledriver finished him and Disaster got the three count. When a few of the extra security guards (who were on Gladiator Duty), tried to help him up, he refused, and eventually - stood on his own two feet and he slowly made his way back to the locker rooms.
Womens Singles Division:
Ida Mae Martinez vs Fhanna:
These two raced to face each other, Martinez with competition feuling her, with Fhanna it was an outlet for her rage for She Devil and Magnus, as well as an uncontrolable jealousy. Fhanna started out on the offense after a few quick reversals by both wrestlers, and was furious and was going to take it out on her opponent - whatever her name was. Fhanna resorted to mostly backhand strikes, viscious demeaning slaps and unforgiving knees to Martinezes midsection. The crowd was repulsed by what they were witnessing. Until Martinez started countering this catfight style brawling with power moves - firemans carries, suplexes, body slams and some forearm smashes as well. Martinez was almost - with the crowds support - mounting her top offense, but then Fhanna came back, her rage increased. Fhanna had trapped Martinez in her powerful finisher THE OTHER WOMAN - an octopus hold that made Martinez howl in pain. But Martinez powered out of it, and the crowd stood up and cheered, but Fhanna knew what she had to do, one more THE OTHER WOMAN and Martinez had no choice to tap out. But Fhanna didnt release the hold. Picturing it was She Devil in the hold. But when Kim got in her face and threatened her, she released it.
Mens Tag Team Division:
The Valiants with Lou Albano vs The Unexpected - Star Warrior and Tauran
Captain Lou told his team during the introductions, "You both have to rely specifically on your tag team talents with this match...you cannot go toe to toe with either of these men for long...the way you will win is to divide and conquer...do not let them tag out, always be in a position so you can tag out and most importantly...double team...do this better than they do...and you will pick them apart".
The Valiants did get their heads kicked in, as Capt Lou had said, after a while. Tauran was too good a technical wrestler and Star Warrior was the same, as well as somewhat of a high flyer and more tag savy to boot. Tauran and Star Warrior had some effective tag skills too, they tagged out at good strategic times when The Valiants did get the offensive control during one on one confrontations, and at times, prevented the Valiant brothers from tagging out when they needed to. But the Valiants tag prowess was some of the best in the entire WIWF. Effective tags, cutting off the opponents from each other and what really set them apart was effective double teaming and breaking up pin attempts. Star Warrior had Johnny Valiant a second away from tapping out to his CETUS SLEEPER, but Jimmy saved the day by raking the eyes of Star Warrior and tagging in. From here, the double clotheslines were too much for Star Warrior as Jimmy pinned him while Johnny kneed Tauran in the groin, protecting his brother. The Valiants were on to the next round.
Aethran Overmaster vs Brock Lesnar:
The Overmaster was furious, Turmoil had lost, and Brute and Massacre won their match, but didn't beat Havoc and Paralyze. He doesnt know who it hates more...if he had to make a guess...he would say that wrestler from the NAWC Calm. He beat Turmoil with ease. He also has to find out more about this Santon The Loner character - does not trust this inferior one bit.
This match was completely one sided. Brock Lesnar was an imposing figure to many, and indeed had a certain presence about him. Most are impressed...unlike the Overmaster. The Overmaster was also fueled by rage and took all of his anger and concerns out on Lesnar. Most thought this would be a war...unlike the Overmaster. He completely and unequivocally destroyed his opponent. When he got to his finisher - REIGN OF THE OVERMASTER - a running decapitator against Lesnar who was sitting on top of the corner turnbuckle - Lesnar was trully finished. The Overmaster dragged Lesnar back into the ring, put one foot on top of Lesnars twitching body and got the three count. Overmaster decided to keep Lesnars tooth that he had knocked out. He may use this as an example and order for his wrestlers to produce with each victory.
2 out of 3 fall, No DQ match, no one at ringside.
Mayhem Unleashed vs George Hackenschmidt:
Hackenschmidt despised this thing he was wrestling. Mayhem hated everybody. This first fall had mostly power moves by Hackenschmidt and outside, they hit each other with chains and traded chair shots. Hackenschmidts fans were cheering and yelling when Hackenschmidt choked Mayhem with his own chain and blasted him in the head with a chair. Mayhems fans responded, thats a mistake by your wrestler - it doesnt hurt him it just makes him mad. Back indside the ring, a well executed Fall of the Empire - an over the shoulder belly to belly suplex took nearly all that he had out of Hackenschmidt and Mayhem hooked his leg for the three count.
Mayhem, tasting his own blood, doubled his adrenaline. Hackenschmidt fell victim to another Fall of the Empire, that set up his awe inspiring finisher, LEAP OF DOOM - a suicide dive from the too rope. Hackenschmidt was too crushed by these two moves in succession. Mayhem scored the second and final pinfall.
As Mayhem made his way triumphantly back up the ramp to the locker rooms, The Overmaster shook his hand in appreciation and a sense of shared victory. Overmaster felt something inside Mayhems hand that he shook. He told the foaming at the mouth Mayhem, "Excellent...a tooth...you are a true Aethran!". Overmaster just didnt realize that Mayhem was holding one of his own teeth, Mayhem wished he could wrestle the crowd.
From the WIWF News Desk, sponsored by the law firm of - Murphies and Law - Always Working Against You For As Long As You Can Remember.
Jim Solie - Tonight is our womens division referees last night as referee. Effective immediately, Kim, who is also a former wrestler from the NAWC has now been added to the active wrestler roster as well as a participant in the womens commissioner battle royal.
From the Dark Side Of The Center Of The Universe, just outside the small domed city known as Madison Round Garden:
A jet black stealth fighter touched down upon the surface hidden inside an old crater. A door in the side raised up, and several small dark grey droids exited the craft and spread out in different directions, they appeared to be taking information readings as well as keeping out of sight. Next to come through the spaceship door was Von Mahkrieg, a vampire and wrestler from the NAWC. He resembled the vampire in that old German horror movie from the 20's Nosferatu, however incredibly larger. He was also a vampire hunter, chosen specifically for that purpose to be the second of the Four Horsemen. Following him, was an even larger and more savage looking wrestler from the NAWC, Rak'ashan. A werewolf. Most say, THE werewolf. Meet the third member of the Four Horsemen.
Rak'ashan took a moment and started to sniff while looking carefully around.
Von Mahkrieg walked up to him, observed and said, "what is it".
Rak'ashan - "not what...but who...he's here".
Von Mahkrieg - "we already know its Solar Flair that is here".
Rak'ashan - "no...not Solar Flair...Ric Flair is here".
Former Referee - Snafu vs Frank Gotch
Salem (Sammaels girlfriend) vs Phantasy
The Greek Gods with Eris and Minion vs Recently acquired The Wild Samoans with Commissioner McCant.
Monolith with the Dark Menace vs Azrael Caldarian with Omega Of Cetus in his corner.
No Disqualification Battlezone Grudge Match:
Star Slayer and Darkest Justice with a mystery GWF wrestler as the third member of the team. Versus Jimmy Snuka and Andre The Giant with a mystery recently acquired WWE wrestler as the third member of the team.
The Swiss Superman showed a lot of heart in his matchup against an Aethran wrecking machine... But, in this case, heart just wasn't enough...
Continuing to show the dominance of his race, Overmaster puts down the Beast Incarnate with very little difficulty... This was a crazy shocker... Has anyone put down Lesnar with such ease? Ever??
And to write the final chapter in this trilogy of pain, Mayhem crushes a very talented opponent in two straight falls... The people of Earth have to be shaking their heads at this point...
Looking forward to the upcoming contests... Monolith vs Azrael should be worth the price of admission... And who will be the third mystery partner for Slayer and Dark Menace (Dark Menace? In the ring? For real?)... Whoever shows up, I hope he can pull his weight because Superfly and Andre would be difficult enough WITHOUT another teammate... Yikes!
Always entertaining, my friend... Nice work!
Last Edit: Sept 17, 2016 22:59:59 GMT -5 by Pariah