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Post by joebreakdown on Aug 21, 2018 4:06:35 GMT -5
Kat Rana and I have been off the boards for a few weeks as we struggle with the legal ramifications of running two failing territories, but we've both managed to find time to catch up with some superb LXG action. Hot n heavy are two words I like to use to describe the, er, hot n heavy action on display here and I simply cannot wait for LX5. Will Ozzy be making an appearance?! For me, the highlight of the show will be mah man, Roddy 'Baby Jesus' Piper unveil his new stable, Rogers hopefully crushing Gargano, Alpha Female battling the questionable Andrea The Giant, the battle of the manes when Bruiser Brody takes on Wolf. By the way, does Wolf enter to the ring to 'Hungry Like The Wolf' by Duran Duran or 'Cry Wolf' by A-Ha? I'm sure it's one of them, I just can't remember! The main event looks stellar as well. If I was a betting man, and I once was (I put a bet on a football match once at 28/1 and won so I never bet again,) I'd put my money on Bigfoot. Has anyone found his shack yet? I bet he lives next door to Hillbilly Jim. WE'RE BAAAAAACK!!!
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Post by TTX on Aug 21, 2018 4:52:26 GMT -5
Andrea the Giant is a GWFZ character.
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Post by cruefan68 on Aug 26, 2018 5:46:18 GMT -5
Andrea the Giant is a GWFZ character. Thanks TTX, my knowledge of GWFZ is almost zero so I was fooled into thinking it was Rhea under another name. Looking forward to the next round of action Bri.
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Post by Bri on Aug 27, 2018 7:44:42 GMT -5
Morning TTX! and cruefan68! I second that emotion - thank you Troy I was sort of wondering if there was a connection there as well. Thanks Crue - Real life has been occupying my free time lately but The next installment of the LXG should (I hope) be up by this coming weekend. I am also relaunching my, Olde Wrestling Extravaganza fed, that new thread may be up in the Indy section at some point today. Hope you guys are doing good, I am hoping to be back prowling the boards later in the week. Stay Frosty, Bri 😁
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Post by TTX on Aug 27, 2018 8:47:31 GMT -5
Darn real life.........good news...new guy coming for OWE.......welcome the Baby Face soon. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Kat Rana on Sept 9, 2018 14:12:41 GMT -5
I am catching up with the reboot of LXG (which is highly exciting in itself) and have just got to the scene with the French Angel smashing Piper with a used cantaloupe! MY EYES!!! I think I will have to have a lie down!
And while I'm there, I might place an order with The Neversqueak Chair Company...
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Post by Bri on Sept 9, 2018 19:53:13 GMT -5
I am catching up with the reboot of LXG (which is highly exciting in itself) and have just got to the scene with the French Angel smashing Piper with a used cantaloupe! MY EYES!!! I think I will have to have a lie down! And while I'm there, I might place an order with The Neversqueak Chair Company... Hey Kat Rana! No home should be without one as far as I'm concerned, lol. Silence is golden they say right? 😄 Am very glad you are enjoying this and much thanks for that praise! Your and Joe's feds are a huge influence on me. I have all of the out of arena stuff written and 6 of the 10 matches on LXG 5 rolled out and written. More to follow on Piper and the Angel. Many thanks for being in the seats!
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Post by Bri on Sept 13, 2018 15:04:57 GMT -5
Kat Rana and I have been off the boards for a few weeks as we struggle with the legal ramifications of running two failing territories, but we've both managed to find time to catch up with some superb LXG action. Hot n heavy are two words I like to use to describe the, er, hot n heavy action on display here and I simply cannot wait for LX5. Will Ozzy be making an appearance?! For me, the highlight of the show will be mah man, Roddy 'Baby Jesus' Piper unveil his new stable, Rogers hopefully crushing Gargano, Alpha Female battling the questionable Andrea The Giant, the battle of the manes when Bruiser Brody takes on Wolf. By the way, does Wolf enter to the ring to 'Hungry Like The Wolf' by Duran Duran or 'Cry Wolf' by A-Ha? I'm sure it's one of them, I just can't remember! The main event looks stellar as well. If I was a betting man, and I once was (I put a bet on a football match once at 28/1 and won so I never bet again,) I'd put my money on Bigfoot. Has anyone found his shack yet? I bet he lives next door to Hillbilly Jim. WE'RE BAAAAAACK!!! Hey joebreakdown! I have just finished rolling out LXG 5. I hope you enjoy Roddy Piper's exploits on this one, and it would be totally fitting if Bigfoot's shack was next to Hillbilly Jim's. That would be one hell of a tag team thats for sure. Always appreciate you're support mate! And I hope you dig Hot Rods new stable I am looking forward to seeing them in action. Many Thanks!!
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Post by Bri on Sept 13, 2018 15:26:44 GMT -5
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LXG 5 - Match Results: ----------------------------------------
Jim Solie - Ladies And Gentlemen...Speaking To You Proudly From LXG Arena in The City of Fight, The Moon!
Gorilla Ventura - Welcome To...BARK AT THE MOON!...
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1. Thrash defeated April Hunter via Pinfall courtesy of her FEMME FATAL finisher - (A Press Slam Into A Gutbuster Drop), at the 6 minute mark.
(April Hunter at first caught Thrash off guard, as she was distracted by someone in the crowd. But her upper hand didn't last for long, Thrash rebounded off the turnbuckle with a Lariat that took everything out of April Hunter).
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2. Johnny Gargano wrestled Buddy Rogers to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw
(A six star match in every sense of the word, from dramatic comebacks to surviving each others finishers over and over again. In last minute desperation, Gargano had applied his GARGANO ESCAPE for the 4th time only to have the bloodied Roger's somehow breakout of the hold, but it took everything left out of both wrestlers. They collapsed in the middle of the ring about 5 seconds before the bell rang, both unable to continue).
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3. The Greek Gods - Actagon & Proteus defeated The New Beginning Gladiators - Havoc & Paralyze via Disqualification. Paralyze was disqualified for blasting Proteus repeatedly in the head with a Steel Chair despite multiple referee warnings inside of 3 minutes.
(Tempers flared in this match as it had a lot on the line. Paralyze lost his cool and cost The New Beginning Gladiators the match. Big Daddy Kill and his Hells Angel's were busy with a post match melee between several members of The Gladiators. Joining Brute & Massacre beating down Havoc & Paralyze were Fist & Probation. Weirdly enough, coming to Havoc & Paralyzes aid - were Actagon & Proteus - a real head scratcher).
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4. LXG Universal Womens Champion - Alpha Female defeats Andrea the Giant via Pinfall. Alpha Female pinned Andrea courtesy of her secondary finisher SLAVE NO MORE - Screams Andrea's name as she hits a Running Skull Punt at the 18 minute mark.
(The first few applications of Alpha Females primary finisher DIRE STRAPH - A Full Nelson submission hold was really pissing off the 7' 1" 355 pound Andrea who responded with her VOLASIAN STRANGLE DROP that scored her a 2 & 1/2 count against the champ in this non-title contest. Alpha Female soon responded by putting Andrea through the announcers table, obliterating it and setting up her secondary finisher).
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5. Rikidozan defeated Gladiator of Aethra - Disaster via Count Out. Disaster was counted out of the ring after Rikidozan had Piledrove him into the arena floor at the 12 minute mark.
(The beating that Disaster took was tremendous once Rikidozan was able to control the offense and wear him down; it took several attempts of both of Rikidozans finishers, slamming Disaster through the timekeepers table and wrapping a Steel Chair around his head, but he wore him down. Even after being Piledrived into a pool of his own blood on the concrete floor, Disaster was almost on the ring apron when he was counted out).
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6. Gladiator of Aethra - Spike defeated The Unbreakable Michael Elgin - Brute & Massacre via Pinfall. Spike pinned Elgin courtesy of his MEGADESTROYER finisher - A Powerslam off the Top Ropes in under a minute.
(A highly anticipated match that many from Earth had bet on and lost. Smallie Biggs establishment even gave away free authentic Coney Island Kinishes if you placed your wager on Big Mike to win. Big Mike never laid a hand on Spike, outside of the initial collar and elbow opening. For the very first time in his career, Elgin had to be woken up in order to be told that he lost. The Overmaster got great odds and made a killing).
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Vipers Pit - Episode 5: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(As the studio audience settles down...Pit and Roddy begin):
Pit Viper - Evenin Ladies and Gents...
Roddy Piper - And Children of All Ages...
Pit & Roddy in unison - We Are Viper's Pit...
Magnus Colby: ----------------------------
Pit Viper - Our first guest guest on the program tonight is the extremely devious...
Roddy Piper - And extremely rich...Magnus Colby!...
Pit Viper - Magnus welcome to the show it's a pleasure to have you here...
Magnus Colby - Yes...that's true...
(As Roddy Piper laughs):
Magnus Colby (to Pit) - Why is he laughing?
Pit Viper - Magnus...there's been much talk and hearsay as to just who indeed...you have added to your stable to compete in the upcoming Rumble In Brighton Stable War Tournament...
Magnus Colby - First of all...both of you shut up for a minute and second...don't make me buy this show so I can fire you punks...
Roddy Piper (stands up) - You know...you're...even uglier when you're angry...
(At this point Chaos Supreme walks on to the stage while simultaneously...Carlos Marin gets in between Pit & Roddy and Magnus & Chaos Supreme...as it appears that we are seconds away from an on camera brawl...everyone on the stage set is startled by a noise):
Ron Simmons - DAMN!!!!!!
Phone Ap - Cut...The...Shit, Tell...Us...Who...Else...You...Manage, And...Get...Off...Our...Damn...Show...
(As the audience applauds and claps enthusiastically...it then turns out that Colby doesn't need to because...his new wrestlers decide that they don't like any of this and walk out onto the set):
Pit Viper (seeing Darkest Justice walk on stage...followed by Star Slayer - who cocks his laser rifle as though it were a shotgun) - We have to cut to a commercial...we'll be right back...
COMMERCIAL - (it should be noted...what really happened was...there was about 45 seconds of dead air as the show faded to black...when Viper's Pit came back on):
Pit Viper (amidst much applause and cheering...we see Pit now sporting a black eye) - Ladies and Gentlemen...my co host...and brother like no other:
Roddy Piper: -------------------------
(As the camera work from Cheech, Chong and Simmons now show the entire set...we see several things have happened during the "commercial"...a struggling Chaos Supreme is being sat on by the enormous Carlos Marin who occassionally hammerfists him in the back of the head to slow him down some...Darkest Justice has been knocked out cold and has some nasty bruising on his face...Star Slayer has been embedded headfirst & halfway through the wall of the set and Magnus Colby is out cold with his head on the corner of Pit & Roddy's table as he remains slumped in the first guest chair...)
Roddy Piper (with a ripped Hot Rod shirt and a split lip) - Ladies and Gentlemen...without further ado...you've just seen them in action...Let Me Introduce To You All...my new stable...The Mountie (with Star Slayers rifle held over his shoulder)...The French Angel - Maurice Tillet...by the way...as Maurice and I just...kicked the shit out of each other recently...as a takeaway...we gained much respect for each other...and last...but absolutely never least...The Eighth Wonder of the World - Andre the Giant...
(Incredible standing ovation for Piper's new stable):
Roddy Piper (as April Hunter hands him a hat resembling Popeye Doyle's) - Otherwise known as...The French Connection...(and he slowly places it on his head and stares into the camera...still chewing his bloody gum).
(Magnus Colby starts to come to slightly):
Roddy Piper (let's out a blood curdling scream...right in Colbys ear...which brings him completely to and paralyzed him in his seat, then says):
Roddy Piper (to Magnus Colby) - Do You Pick You're Feet In Poughkeepsie?
Magnus Colby (with absolute confusion on his face) - What???
Coven Black: --------------------------
(After Coven Black was introduced...the mood on the show changed drastically).Pit Viper (Sensing Coven's urgency) - Coven...the show is yours...
Coven Black - Thank you...This message is aimed directly at the "King" of The Lycans...Sidon...The Family knows...that you are starting to recruit...please know that...we are...as well...
(at this moment, Coven's young protege Rook got up from his seat in the back of the shows live studio audience...and In Through The Out Door...he went...of the mens bathroom in the back of the studio...he saw Sammaels boots under the door of the first stall...and saw the stiletto boots of LXG Universal Women's Champion Alpha Female's in there as well...)
Rook (knocks on the stall door) - Its time...
Sammael - (after releasing his fangs from her neck...just enough so she didn't have to release hers from his neck) - Coming...(which forced a smile from her...).
Coven Black - The Family challenges The Lycan Clan to...a Three on Three Battlezone match on LXG 7...and as far as your open challenge...to Sammael The Morningstar...I think it would be best if he answered you...personally...
(There was a brief lull in all action and speech and then gasps...as well as a few screams from the studio audience as Sammael made his way towards the set...down the aisle in between the audience in his animal form...that of a 12 foot long King Cobra...)
Sammael (remaining in his King Cobra form...he extended the hood on both sides of his head and said through bloody fangs) - Sssssssleep well...you're going to need it...
Pit Viper - We can't top that...goodnight all!
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(We see the usual torchlit view of Jim & Phan's Tee Pee, seated inside are Jim and Phan and they have The Wicked Monk in there as well):
The Wicked Monk - So let me get this straight...GODSEND has "extracted" all of Zaratticus's magic out of him leaving him...basically a vegetable...they have done this in order to harness his magic to somehow open the portal between Castilex Major and our universe...while Castilex Minor is definitely behind the jamming of the universes communications...because they are about to launch they're invasion forces of the outlying systems...
Jim Morrison - That's what he revealed...after Dusty beat him into next week...
Phantasy - I really...enjoyed that...
The Wicked Monk - Oye...Ok...thanks guys...I will let Sky and all know...(as he stands up and slowly starts to leave)...the plot thickens...
Jim Morrison - Hey Monkie...is...ah?
The Wicked Monk (as he slightly peers through the flap in the Tee Pee & notices a member of The Dead Poets Society setting up a portable amp and electric guitar...and turns back towards Jim)...Yeah...(and then keeps going outside the Tee Pee...but not before fist bumping with the man holding the guitar)...
Phantasy - What??
Jim Morrison - Maestro...If You Please...
(Suddenly from outside the Tee Pee...the following song is sung and played gently on the guitar...by the man who wrote it):
Something in the way...She Moves... Attracts me like...No Other Lover... Something in the way...She Woos Me... I Don't Want To Leave Her Now... You Know I Believe...And How...
(As Phantasy listened to the song...she couldn't believe its lyric...Jim knew that she had most likely never heard it before).
Jim Morrison (as he handed her a diamond ring) - Lennon said it's the best song on Abbey Road...Look...I'm not into...traditional proposals...So I'll just leave it at this...Let's Get Our Kicks Before The Whole Shit House...Goes Up In Flames...
(About twenty minutes or so after Jim proposed...and the Tee Pee stopped rocking 😁...Jim and Phantasy suddenly heard a percussive sound coming from the electric guitar outside and then heard George Harrison sing and play the following song...(one of Paul's...which cracked them up...)
Why Don't We Do It...In The Road... Why Don't We Do It...In The Road... Why Don't We Do It...In The Road... Why Don't We Do It...In The Road... No One Will Be Watching Us... Why Don't We Do It...In The Road...
Jim Morrison (with a smile) - So...Were you peeking...Mr. Harrison?...
George Harrison (with an awkward smile) - Not...really...
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7. She Devil defeated Skinhead Sherri Martel via Pinfall courtesy of her CANNONBALL CLOTHESLINE finisher at the 3 minute mark.
(Both competitors went for a quick victory in this contest and She Devil commanded the opening offense. Growing frustrated and desperate, Martel tossed She Devil outside the ring and put her head through a ringside table, breaking her face open. Spurned on by the pain, She Devil regrouped and executed her finisher flawlessly).
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8. Wolf defeated Bruiser Brody via Submission courtesy of his SAVAGE FACE CLAW finisher - in under a minute.
(A much anticipated match that turned into a quick one sided match. Bruiser Brody picked Wolf up off of his feet and flung him into the turnbuckle with the greatest of ease. The tide turned immediately though, when Brody approached Wolf in the corner, Wolf brutally knee clipped him and clamped on a particularly viscious version of his finisher for the win).
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9. Andre the Giant & Roddy Piper defeated Sur & Bex via Pinfall. Andre pinned Bex courtesy of his BIG SPLASH finisher - At the 15 minute mark.
(Roddy Piper took a hellacious beating at the hands of Sur, even though he even kicked out of Sur & Bex's tag finisher - DOUBLE MORTALITY - (a two man Boston Crab, one on each leg), he was in trouble. Andre saved the day by noggin knocking both Sur & Bex's heads together to break up the second one, a second before Piper was going to submit. From there, Andre went on the warpath as Piper often flipped Sur & Bex the bird).
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10. Endgame defeated Bigfoot via Pinfall courtesy of his secondary finisher - ULTIMA LEAP at the 6 minute mark.
(For two large men, they wrestled at a furious pace and reversed each other so often it was hard to determine who really had the upper hand. At first Bigfoot went on a dominant extended offense complete with Bloody Eye Rakes, Shoulder Bites and Overhead Toss and Slams. But the pivotal point came as a bleeding from the eye and shoulder Endgame reversed a Back Body Drop into a Sunset Flip that threw off Bigfoots equilibrium completely. Endgame's second ULTIMA LEAP proved to be the ticket as Bigfoot kicked out but just a fraction to late).
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You Get What You Lay For: -----------------------------------------------
(The scene is Afghanistan Bananastan's large conference room, Zeus has just knocked the Ouija board and planchette off of the table - breaking the communication connection with Satan):
Little Beaver (with tears streaming down his face) - Why didn't you let Satan take me?...We could have stopped this Second War before it even starts!
Zeus (with a tear now rolling down his check) - ABSOLUTELY NOT!!...TOO MANY PEOPLE LOVE YOU!!
(With that Little Beaver had an emotional overload and broke down completely, Zeus gave him a supportive hug, even as Little Beaver cried and farted incessantly with fear).
Zeus - (knowing that everyone has their limit) - Just let it out...tears I mean (which made Beav laugh a little).
(Coming into the conference room now came LXG Public Relations Guru - Bill Murray).
Bill Murray (To both with a wry smile) - Beav...Zeusey babes...so...how's it going? (which made both Beav and Zeus now laugh).
Zeus - Just having a good cry.
Little Beaver - Sorry about the farting.
Bill Murray - Theres nothing wrong with having a good cry...or a good fart Beav...so...dare I ask...what's up?
(Little Beaver and Zeus tell Bill Murray about the conversation with Satan through the Ouija board, Satan's war avoiding proposition and Zeus's stopping the unbelievably scarred and brave Little Beaver from sacrificing himself).
Bill Murray - I think I just farted...BEAV!!!...WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?...Look...think of it this way...If you surrendered yourself to Satan...just what would happen?...I'll tell you what would happen...it would make Deliverance look like an episode of The Brady Bunch!...back me up here Zeuster!...
Zeus - The man is completely right...
Bill Murray - Beav...we need you right here with us...and if we lose this...then we loose this together...but we all go down swinging...together...if bravery equalled height...Beav...you would be 50 feet tall...
Zeus - Right again...
Little Beaver - Ok guys...I hear you...
Bill Murray - Wait a minute!...Wait just a minute!...I got It!
Zeus - What Bill?
Bill Murray - Gentlemen...remember when we set up Hades...particularly...with Scrapheap replicating the image...and presence of God?
Little Beaver - Ohhh!
Bill Murray - Exactly!...what if he could replicate a mechanical copy of you Beav?...It ultimately of course won't work...but it could buy us some much...needed time.
Little Beaver - That could work!
Zeus - Brilliant Bill!
Bill Murray - Damn I'm Good!...ok Beav...now you have to get ready...
Little Beaver (in much confusion) - Wait...ready for what?
Bill Murray - Because when I tell Fhanna just what happened here...first she's gonna want to kill you...and then...she's gonna want to hump you right into the hospital wing...
Zeus (nods in agreeance) - Goes without saying...I guess?....
Give Peace A Chance: ---------------------------------------
(The jig was up, and "The Buds" all knew it...but try as they might to all suddenly sober up...and act normal...was just impossible...matter of fact...they all started to laugh...while pointing fingers at each other and saying, "He did it man"...then it got serious):
Policeman - Hey all of you!...what the Hell are you trying to pull here!
David Lee Roth - Sorry officer...we seemed to have misplaced our lunch box...
Snoop Dog - Its da truth jack.
Tommy Chong - Yeah it's just like how...Scooby Doo said man.
Paul McCartney - Hang on a bit...that cop sounds familiar...
Policeman (As he steps into the light underneath the streetlight he reveals his true identity) - That's It...I've heard enough...I'm running in the whole lot...
Carlos Marin - ROUNCH!!!
Phone Ap Ttranslator - Holy...Shit...
Cheech Marin - Hey man!...You're John Lennon!
Policeman (aka John Lennon with a big smile) - I know mate...
Paul McCartney - You're Alive!...You Dick!!...Why didn't you call me?
John Lennon - That's a long story my friend...Let's just say I was happy being a fly on the wall...for a long time...but now...we all have work to do here...
Willie Nelson - Right on!...I'll drink to that...
(At this time all three Beastie Boys started to chant):
All we are say ying is Give Peace a Chance... All we are say ying is Give Weed a Chance...
(Pretty soon all of The Buds, now with John Lennon in tow, joined in, producing a sloppy but heartfelt chorus...that is until the real cops showed up...as the sirens and the flashing lights came into view...they heard):
Real Cops (through a bull horn) - All of you are under arrest...all of you shut up...drop the weed and the booze and put your hands up...there are normal people here...trying to sleep...
(The Buds quickly turned to look at each other...and then all eyes turned to David Lee Roth):
David Lee Roth (to all in a whisper) - Huddle up...Meet up at the Wicked Monk Bar at noon tomorrow...Scatter on three...1, 2, 3...
(And with that...they all bolted crazily in random directions into Central Park...while picking up Tommy Chong after he had ran directly into a tree...).
What An Assteroid: -----------------------------------
(Rocketing seemingly randomly through space is a somewhat larger than average asteroid...as it zig zags across the universe towards the portal on the Crossroads planet...it's occupants...Wince McCan't...his son Payne...She Devil the Second and Murdok brace themselves for what lies ahead...)
(Note: Wince McCan't has regained the ability to use the letter F however, not where and when he want's to use it...when he want's to use an F when speaking or writing...it comes out as a P...and vice versa...)
Murdok - Cant you make this damn thing fly any faster?
Payne McCan't - Its full throttle now!
Wince McCant - Murdok...back up on trying to porce my son into doing your bidding...this is my pucking show!...flease remember that!...(She Devil the Second grabs Winces thigh as she nudges closer to him from her seat next to him...noticeably turned on)...
Murdok (to himself) - As soon as the 2 Billion Strong Catilex Major has been unleashed...McCant and his son are history...but She Devil II...well she will be quite...useful...to me...
Wince McCan't - We'll get you and you're damn key to the Crossroads flanet...so listen...now that I've been froferly faid...just to conpirm, what are your flans at the fortal?...to fermanently lock it right?...(angrily) - SSSHIT!!!!
Murdok (while concealing a grin) - Of course...we wouldn't want to unleash Castilex Major on the universe...now...would we?...
Payne McCant (thinking to himself...as She Devil II put the point of her stiletto heel against Payne's bare ankle) - Now that didn't sound good coming from Murdok...not good at all...Pop never told me about this...and I really cant fly with a boner...
Heavy Metal: -------------------------
(At the helm, of the pride of the planet Tegdim the "Led Zeppelin", the planets only warship, was the biggest midget in the universe...standing at 4 feet tall and now a whopping 300 pounds...The Bulk...only he had the arm strength, intuition and experience to successfully pilot The Zeppelin...a craft the size of a very large aircraft carrier...and roughly "Zeppelin" shaped...that he can somehow make stop on a dime if he had to).
(As the Zeppelin made it's way to the rendezvous point...just about at the orbit of the planet Aethra...The Bulk just started to see them all coming...the elite Hellion fighter craft from Aethra...quite simply the baddest fighters and pilots around...they make The Blue Angel's look like spastic morons).
(12 dozen Aethran Hellion Fighters soon took off well ahead of the Zeppelin...the Zeppelin was there to fly into the orbit of the Crossroads planet so the Hellions could refuel...since McCants spaceship looks just like an asteroid....The Aethran Overmaster gave orders, (with Sky Low Low's mutual agreeance), to seek and destroy any and all asteroids between here and the Crossroads planet...).
(Sky Low Low & The Aethran Overmaster both want the diamond portal key blasted into a million pieces...and they do not care about collateral damages...or lives lost...in order to forever seal off Castilex Major from our universe...although Sky didn't tell the rest of Afghanistan Bananastan...what's a few lives versus potentially millions or billions...thought he).
Dark Side of the Moon: -----------------------------------------
Ravage - We've checked just about everywhere...for Rak'ashans remains...
Snarl - Except...for the dark side of the moon...
Sidon - Snarl is right...before we start initiating new recruits into the pack...Rak'ashan deserves the proper burial...the one that Samael...stole from us...
(It took the three of them quite sometime to accomplish it...but with their infravision, they can see in the dark...at last they came to a final unexplored valley...and there he was...Rak'ashans body had been impaled on a solid silver spear - that was imbedded in the surface of the moon).
(All three werewolves howled in agony for quite some time).
Snarl - Cant we reinfect him again, maybe it could bring him back somehow.
Ravage - No werewolf could bring back another werewolf from the dead...except Rak'ashan...and even if one of us could...let alone had the power to...he wouldn't be the same Rak'ashan...he would be a Dark Wolf...
Snarl - What's that?
Sidon - An undead werewolf...however...my brothers...what if all three of us...bit him simultaneously?
Snarl - But...what about the hole through his torso?
Sidon - We...Shall...See...
(As Ravage, Snarl and Sidon all sunk their fangs into Rak'ashans lifeless body...there was a horrible crunching sound...they maintained their holds on Rak'ashans body for quite some time when suddenly they started to discover...first the hole through his torso...was starting to slowly heal itself...and this "Dark Wolf" version of Rak'ashan came to "life" and started to slowly open his eyes...they were a sickish yellow color...he then cracked the solid silver spear in half...like it was made out of balsa wood...and ripped the piece out of himself...)
(He both was...and wasn't Rak'ashan at the same time...but he could not speak anymore...from that point on...he just didn't have to...his actions did all the talking now...)
Have You Seen The Light?: -----------------------------------------------
(While sitting in the den of his California home, The Adressee (a former member of the cast of Saturday Night Live) opened up a letter he received in the day's mail. He was really quite taken aback...it read as follows):
Time is of the essence...things just haven't been the same since...many horrific things are headed our way...everyone is going to need you...and them...it will be vital entertainment and crucial inspiration...please see Father Don Leo Jonathan when all have been assembled...you will need a vehicle for this very risky...and very tricky breakout...and escape...
Search your feelings...you know just where you can find him...the bass player is also with him down there...he is his partner in crime...as well as his lookout man...the opening is...between the backstage bathrooms...at The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame...
Please hurry, see Father Don Leo Jonathan at The City of Fight, I will arrange for him to contract Scrapheap...to build it...and you know...in you're heart of hearts...just what that is...
You...and all the rest...must be the heroes...you were born to be...
With our utmost gratitude and respect,
Afghanistan Bananastan
P.S. - If this isn't enough to convince you...then please do it for:
G ood O ld D ays
(Dan Akroyd folded up his letter...closed his eyes and lowered his head in silent thought...and slowly put on his dark sunglasses...raised his head...now with the look of the steeliest of resolves...and stared at a glass case on his wall that only contained three things...a briefcase...a pair of handcuffs...and a harmonica...)
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Wrestlers and Teams who have advanced to the number one contenders and now Inaugiral LXG World Champion tournaments on LXG 6:
LXG Universal Women's Championship ------------------------------------------------------------------- Sinful Madison Rayne Lady Godsend She Devil
LXG Universal Tag Team Championship: -------------------------------------------------------------------- Coven Black & Count Necros Godsend & Eydilon Andre the Giant & Roddy Piper Patch & Skiver
LXG Universal Champion -------------------------------------------- Chaos Supreme Endgame Spike Omega of Cetus
Inaugural LXG World Champion -------------------------------------------------------- George Hackenschmidt Lou Thesz Mil Mascaras Tyler Black
Happy Friday Eve!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Sept 13, 2018 15:36:50 GMT -5
Looking towards the tournaments. Go Spike.
As for the show, the usual amazing stuff with Johnny Wrestling and the Original Nature Boy too even to go down, Spike picking up a huge win and the fun main event. Add in the perfect side antics and you have your usual amazing stuff.
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