A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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LXG 7 - Match Results:
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Jim Solie - Ladies And Gentlemen...Speaking To You Proudly From...LXG Arena in The City of Fight, The Moon!
Gorilla Ventura - Welcome To...LXG 7 - THEY ARE THE CHAMPIONS!...On the card tonight:
1. Sami Callahan vs William Muldoon.
2. Sabu vs Gustav - The Belt Parkway Zombie.
3. The Iron Sheik, Nikolai Volkoff & Freddie Blassie vs American Guy, U.S. Male & Commander Sam.
4. Elina vs Jessica Havok.
5. Randy Savage vs Tauran.
6. Johnny Gargano vs Buddy Rogers - No Time Limit Re-Match.
7. Coven Black, Count Necros & Tyler Black vs Ravage, Snarl & King of The Lycans - Sidon - BattleZone Match.
8. From The Family of Blood - Samael The Morningstar vs The Resurrected Dark Wolf - Rak'ashan
9. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Mr. Fuji, Mr. Saito & Tiger Mask vs Sly Drury, Shane & Patch.
10. Alpha Female defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against She Devil.
11. The Road Warriors defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against Godsend & Eydilon.
12. End of Days defends The LXG Universal Championship against Omega of Cetus.
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Match Results:
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1. Sami Callihan (1 fatigue) defeated William Muldoon (4 fatigue with blood loss) via Submission. (Muldoon submitted to Callihan's STRETCH MUFFLER finisher (An Over The Shoulder Single Leg Boston Crab) at the 6 minute mark).
2. Sabu (0 fatigue, 3 near disqualifications - Smashed Gustav's Head Into Announcers Table & 2 Arabian Facebusters) defeated Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie (4 fatigue, with blood loss) via Pinfall. (Sabu pinned Gustav via his Arabian Facebuster at the 3 minute mark).
3. The Iron Sheik (6 fatigue with serious blood loss), Nikolai Volkoff (2 fatigue & 1 botched pin save) & Freddie Blassie (3 fatigue & 1 distraction) defeat American Guy (0 fatigue), U.S. Male (2 fatigue) & Commander Sam (3 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Smashing Blassie's Head Into T.V. Camera) via Disqualification. (Commander Sam was disqualified for Smashing Blassie In The Head With The Steel Ring Steps at the 27 minute mark).
4. Jessica Havok (0 fatigue) defeated Elina (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Havok pinned Elina courtesy of her HAVOKILLER finisher - A Sit Out Powerbomb at the 9 minute mark).
5. Tauran (2 fatigue & 2 near disqualifications - Cracking Savage's Head Into Concrete Floor & Excessive Brawling Outside Ring) defeated Randy Savage (4 fatigue with blood loss & 2 near disqualifications - Cracking Tauran's Head Into Top of Ring Barrier & Excessive Brawling Outside The Ring) via Pinfall. (Tauran pinned Savage courtesy of his LEG HOOK PILEDRIVER secondary finisher at the 9 minute mark).
6. Johnny Gargano (0 fatigue) defeated Buddy Rogers (4 fatigue with blood loss) via Submission. (Rogers submitted to Gargano's GARGANO ESCAPE finisher - A Chickenwing Over The Shoulder Crossface at the 12 minute mark).
7. The Family of Blood Defeats The Lycan Clan In This BattleZone Match three eliminations to none:
a. Count Necros (0 fatigue) defeated Snarl (0 fatigue) via Submission. (Count Necros drained Snarls life energy and copied his LUPINE STRETCH finisher - A Mofified Abdominal Stretch at the under a minute mark).
b. Count Necros (0 fatigue) defeated Ravage (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Necros pinned Ravage courtesy of his Phantom Dust at the 3 minute mark).
c. Count Necros (0 fatigue) defeated Sidon (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Count Necros drained Sidon's life energy and copied his SHIFTING REALITIES primary finiaher - With Sidon Sitting On Necros's Shoulders - Necros Pulls Him Forward And Executes A Piledriver at the 9 minute mark).
8. The Resurrected Dark Werewolf - Rak'ashan (0 fatigue) defeated From The Family of Blood - Sammael The Morningstar (2 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Rak'ashan pinned Sammael courtesy of his SAVAGE ASSAULT secondary finisher - An Impact DDT at the 3 minute mark).
9. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Sly Drury, Shayne and Patch defeated Mr. Fuji, Mr. Saito & Tiger Mask three eliminations to one:
a. Shayne (0 fatigue) eliminated Tiger Mask (0 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Shayne pinned Tiger Mask courtesy of a Roll Up After Tiger Mask Collided With The Turnbuckle in under a minute).
b. Sly Drury (0 fatigue) eliminated Mr. Saito (4 fatigue with blood loss) via Pinfall. (Drury pinned Saito courtesy of his REGIME CHANGE finisher - A Running (Possibly Loaded) Boot To The Face at the 6 minute mark).
c. Mr. Fuji (1 fatigue, 1 pin save & 1 botched pin save) eliminated Patch (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Fuji pinned Patch courtesy of his BANZAI DROP finisher at the 15 minute mark).
d. Sly Drury (0 fatigue) eliminated Mr. Fuji (4 fatigue with blood loss & 1 pin save & 1 botched pin save) via Pinfall. (Drury pinned Fuji courtesy of his REGIME CHANGE finisher - A Running (Possibly Loaded) Boot To The Face at the 18 minute mark).
10. Alpha Female (c) (0 fatigue) defeated She Devil (4 fatigue with blood loss) via Submission. (She Devil submitted to Alpha Female's DIRE STRAPH primary finisher - A Full Nelson Into A Bowing Position at the 12 minute mark).
(A successful version one title defense for Alpha Female).
11. Godsend (2 fatigue & 1 pin save & 1 near disqualification - Putting Animal's Head Through The Timekeepers Table) & Eydilon (4 fatigue with blood loss) wrestled Hawk Road Warrior (c) (3 fatigue & 2 pin saves) & Animal Road Warrior (c) (9 fatigue with profound blood loss) to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw.
(A successful version one title defense for The Road Warriors).
12. End of Days (c) (0 fatigue & 1 near disqualification for Bodyslamming Omega through a table) defeated Omega of Cetus (6 fatigue with serious blood loss) via Pinfall. (End of Days pinned Omega courtesy of his Toss Across The Ring at the 9 minute mark).
(A successful version one title defense for End of Days).
Viper's Pit - Episode 7:
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(Pit and Roddy welcomed The Supreme Ruler of The Earth - Nossir Araflat to the show and he / she / they? were just beaming. After getting himself pregnant last year, he was proud to say that his new born twins are almost 6 months old now, and they are doing fantastic).
(Pit and Roddy also welcomed The Former Major of New York City - Hizzoner Ned Krotch. Krotch is now a full fledged zombie and is working in David Sans Chinese Food Restaurant).
(When Pit and Roddy asked the proud...ah parent...how's things on The Earth doing?...Araflat painfully described it as "A Real Shitty Mess!...all of the soldiers, (except the Marines), are now zombies...the Marines are great...but the civilians are all whiny pains in my ass!...they hate everything and there's no unity...and man...they bitch and moan all day!...The zombies ate all our food...and...They drive to slow...and Even if I run them over...they still keep coming!"..."I am so stressed").
(At this point...Ned Krotch chimed in...by saying "you know...Nossir...when my 8 year old nephew...Red Krotch...was trying to embrace Catholicism...he had an epiphany...he rationalized that...if Jesus Christ rose from the dead...then Jesus Christ must have been...or still is...a zombie).
(Pit, Roddy, April, Cheech, Chong, Ronny, Carlos and Nossir all processed this for a second...looked at each other and sort of tilted there heads to the side as if to say via body language versions of..."I guess so...sounds logical or something along the lines of...he's nuts but he has a point").
Ned Krotch - The answer is simple...Just Go Zombie with the whole damn thing...everyone will be born to a new...and everlasting covenant...and best of all...nobody will ever have to shit anymore!...come with me my friend...
(Ned Krotch took Nossir to the original Orgasmatron in the corner of the studio...Ned told him...you need to relax my friend...sit back and enjoy the ride)...
(When the Orgasmatron was turned on all the way up to 11, Nossir Araflat was just beside himself, and next to himself, and close to himself, and around himself, and on top of himself with sheer convulsive rapture...he took full and animalistic advantage of his feminine side...and saw...that it was good...the Supreme Leader of The Earth...was now focused on remaking...all of the peoples of the Earth...except the Marines...into the image...of Gustav...The Belt Parkway Zombie...as smoke started to come out of the Orgasmatron via the door opening...Nossir Araflat looked fiercly determined, soaking wet, hair wildly astray and holding his belly...Pit and Roddy said...No one can top that...or even explain it...Goodnight All!).
The Celebration of The Lizard:
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(Jim and Phan actually had a whole different show planned...however...once they discovered some surveillance activity occuring from Kevin Sullivan's cell at the asylum on Hoffman Island, (as well as discovering that Stone Cold Steve Austin never went home after the party - he just curled up inside an Afghan rug in a corner of their Tee Pee)...they quickly cut to the hidden camera aimed at Kevin Sullivan's cell)...
(Demon Godsend, whom had been sent to interrogate Sullivan by GODSEND for the reasons behind the now prolonged disconnect between GODSEND and Satan, had engaged in a battle of wits with Sullivan. After refusing to form an alliance with Sullivan, and threats beyond description, Sullivan gave Demon Godsend the answer he was looking for).
(If GODSEND looks to the skies on his precious Castilex Minor, all will be revealed).
(When Sullivan was asked if he knows the true status of The Queen of the Night, (which deeply concerns GODSEND for she was once part of the Dominions Royal Court), Sullivan tried to reassure him albeit somewhat dementedly by singing the following from a song, which Demon Godsend pretended to recognize but understand).
(The words of the song were as follows, he emphatically whispered the last line through a perversely vulgar and sinister smile).
It's...too late...
She's...gone too far...
She's...lost the sun...
She's Come...Undone...
Fly on the Wall - From The Notes of Fhanna:
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Afghanistan Bananastan:
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▪ The Aethran Hellion fighter crews blew up every damn asteroid they could find, they just can't see how McCan't is still alive...but at the same time...can't confirm anything either way...
▪ Plethador has said that The Queen of the Night cannot attend tonight...and that Hades will keep her posted on tonight's discussions...(Plethador had a long therapy session with her and she needs rest...but he kept that fact to himself).
▪ Omega of Cetus's son Star Warrior has been called upon to take over for the Guardian as LXG Commissioner. The Guardian is now going out after Witness to try to find him...
▪ Zeus has confirmed that GODSENDS efforts to open the portal - (keeping Castilex Major's 2 Billion strong invasion force locked within The Kronos dimension) - with Zaratticus's magic has definitely failed. Also Zaratticus is slowly and secretly...starting to recover his mind a partial thought at a time...somehow regrowing his magical abilities...from his cell on Castilex Minor...
▪ The rest of The Moon, outside The City of Fight has become an immense refugee camp, many are in bad shape fleeing from the invasion fleets that are from Castilex Minor. Underneath the protective forcefield that surrounds The Moon, She Devil and her advocates - Bishop Hell and Oracle - are leading the charge with supervising taking in the refugees...but they are all overehelmed...however volunteers from other planets are starting to slowly trickle in...
▪ The Hell's Angels under Big Daddy Kill are busier than ever because criminal activity has gone up proportionate with the skyrocketing population...some of The Family of Blood have gotten involved as well...being the executioners to the Hells Angels judge and jury...
▪ The Buds have given George Carlin's secret stash to Dan Akroyd and John Belushi. They are going to head to the Crossroads Planet and when the time is right the blunt granade weapons experts; a dozen well armed and deeply disturbed members of The Bronx Zoo Special Forces are going to "stone out Satan on an epic biblical level"...The Blunt Grenade Special Forces are traveling in both the outer spaceworthy and enlarged Bluesmobile and Merph and the Magictones Station Wagon...
▪ Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose and Robert Redford are going to try to appeal to the former planets of The Federation of Planets. As it stands right now, only Aethra is in alliance with The LXG and the turbulent Earth...
▪ Lope, aboard Witnessess Scout Fighter, has his claws across Witnesses throat...demanding him to explain his betrayal...as well as why he is talking to The Guardian in secret...
▪ Scrapheap is hard at work making a replica or what he calls his "Mecha-Beav" in an attempt to trick...or at least stall Satan if necessary...
▪ The Aethran Overmaster and Sky Low Low are starting to plan a counter attack...because The Dominion is most likely not going to expect any resistance this time at all...now that the universe and it's alliances have completely fragmented...most are still dealing with PTSD and lack of overall trust of one another from the First War...
▪ At the end of the meeting...Fhanna's ring tone on her phone erupts as she visibly (on her phone) gets a call from Beav...however she is in the bathroom at the moment:
You Need My Love...Bay...Bay...Oh So Bad...
You're Not The Only One I've Ever Had...
And If I Say I Wanna Set You Free...
Don't You Know You'll Be In Mis-Er-y...
They Call Me...Doctor Love...
Then the call goes to voicemail...
Little Beaver - Hi sugar bear...I climbed up on the dresser and you were right...those are cracks that we put in the wall...I just could have sworn they were just spider webs...but I'm stuck up here now...it hurts too much to try to climb back down...can you carry me down...when you get back home?...I'm sorry...but I really need a nap...
▪ In what could have been prompted by a guilty conscience, Payne McCan't radioed into the meeting from an undisclosed location at the last second. He stated that GODSEND is on Castilex Minor and Castilex Major's 2 Billion strong Invasion Fleet is through the portal. Their first target shockingly is GODSEND and Castilex Minor.
▪ Satan...with wings spread and tail wavering behind him like a dragon is leading the charge...with Satan and overwhelming odds flying straight at GODSEND...GODSEND disappears from sight...abandoning his Dominion troops on Castilex Minor to their fate...
Bill Murray - I can't believe The Hellions missed the McCant's asteroid ship...
David Lee Roth - When you're rich and crazy...absolutely anything...is possible...
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming soon:
LXG 8 - Match Announcements and Events including all 4 titles to be defended, and will be the m.o. going forward.
Happy Friday Eve All!
Bri.
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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LXG 7 - Match Results:
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Jim Solie - Ladies And Gentlemen...Speaking To You Proudly From...LXG Arena in The City of Fight, The Moon!
Gorilla Ventura - Welcome To...LXG 7 - THEY ARE THE CHAMPIONS!...On the card tonight:
1. Sami Callahan vs William Muldoon.
2. Sabu vs Gustav - The Belt Parkway Zombie.
3. The Iron Sheik, Nikolai Volkoff & Freddie Blassie vs American Guy, U.S. Male & Commander Sam.
4. Elina vs Jessica Havok.
5. Randy Savage vs Tauran.
6. Johnny Gargano vs Buddy Rogers - No Time Limit Re-Match.
7. Coven Black, Count Necros & Tyler Black vs Ravage, Snarl & King of The Lycans - Sidon - BattleZone Match.
8. From The Family of Blood - Samael The Morningstar vs The Resurrected Dark Wolf - Rak'ashan
9. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Mr. Fuji, Mr. Saito & Tiger Mask vs Sly Drury, Shane & Patch.
10. Alpha Female defends The LXG Universal Womens Championship against She Devil.
11. The Road Warriors defend The LXG Universal Tag Team Championships against Godsend & Eydilon.
12. End of Days defends The LXG Universal Championship against Omega of Cetus.
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Match Results:
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1. Sami Callihan (1 fatigue) defeated William Muldoon (4 fatigue with blood loss) via Submission. (Muldoon submitted to Callihan's STRETCH MUFFLER finisher (An Over The Shoulder Single Leg Boston Crab) at the 6 minute mark).
2. Sabu (0 fatigue, 3 near disqualifications - Smashed Gustav's Head Into Announcers Table & 2 Arabian Facebusters) defeated Gustav The Belt Parkway Zombie (4 fatigue, with blood loss) via Pinfall. (Sabu pinned Gustav via his Arabian Facebuster at the 3 minute mark).
3. The Iron Sheik (6 fatigue with serious blood loss), Nikolai Volkoff (2 fatigue & 1 botched pin save) & Freddie Blassie (3 fatigue & 1 distraction) defeat American Guy (0 fatigue), U.S. Male (2 fatigue) & Commander Sam (3 fatigue & 1 near disqualification - Smashing Blassie's Head Into T.V. Camera) via Disqualification. (Commander Sam was disqualified for Smashing Blassie In The Head With The Steel Ring Steps at the 27 minute mark).
4. Jessica Havok (0 fatigue) defeated Elina (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Havok pinned Elina courtesy of her HAVOKILLER finisher - A Sit Out Powerbomb at the 9 minute mark).
5. Tauran (2 fatigue & 2 near disqualifications - Cracking Savage's Head Into Concrete Floor & Excessive Brawling Outside Ring) defeated Randy Savage (4 fatigue with blood loss & 2 near disqualifications - Cracking Tauran's Head Into Top of Ring Barrier & Excessive Brawling Outside The Ring) via Pinfall. (Tauran pinned Savage courtesy of his LEG HOOK PILEDRIVER secondary finisher at the 9 minute mark).
6. Johnny Gargano (0 fatigue) defeated Buddy Rogers (4 fatigue with blood loss) via Submission. (Rogers submitted to Gargano's GARGANO ESCAPE finisher - A Chickenwing Over The Shoulder Crossface at the 12 minute mark).
7. The Family of Blood Defeats The Lycan Clan In This BattleZone Match three eliminations to none:
a. Count Necros (0 fatigue) defeated Snarl (0 fatigue) via Submission. (Count Necros drained Snarls life energy and copied his LUPINE STRETCH finisher - A Mofified Abdominal Stretch at the under a minute mark).
b. Count Necros (0 fatigue) defeated Ravage (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Necros pinned Ravage courtesy of his Phantom Dust at the 3 minute mark).
c. Count Necros (0 fatigue) defeated Sidon (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Count Necros drained Sidon's life energy and copied his SHIFTING REALITIES primary finiaher - With Sidon Sitting On Necros's Shoulders - Necros Pulls Him Forward And Executes A Piledriver at the 9 minute mark).
8. The Resurrected Dark Werewolf - Rak'ashan (0 fatigue) defeated From The Family of Blood - Sammael The Morningstar (2 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Rak'ashan pinned Sammael courtesy of his SAVAGE ASSAULT secondary finisher - An Impact DDT at the 3 minute mark).
9. "Rumble In Brighton" Six Man Tag Team Elimination Tournament Match - Sly Drury, Shayne and Patch defeated Mr. Fuji, Mr. Saito & Tiger Mask three eliminations to one:
a. Shayne (0 fatigue) eliminated Tiger Mask (0 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Shayne pinned Tiger Mask courtesy of a Roll Up After Tiger Mask Collided With The Turnbuckle in under a minute).
b. Sly Drury (0 fatigue) eliminated Mr. Saito (4 fatigue with blood loss) via Pinfall. (Drury pinned Saito courtesy of his REGIME CHANGE finisher - A Running (Possibly Loaded) Boot To The Face at the 6 minute mark).
c. Mr. Fuji (1 fatigue, 1 pin save & 1 botched pin save) eliminated Patch (3 fatigue) via Pinfall. (Fuji pinned Patch courtesy of his BANZAI DROP finisher at the 15 minute mark).
d. Sly Drury (0 fatigue) eliminated Mr. Fuji (4 fatigue with blood loss & 1 pin save & 1 botched pin save) via Pinfall. (Drury pinned Fuji courtesy of his REGIME CHANGE finisher - A Running (Possibly Loaded) Boot To The Face at the 18 minute mark).
10. Alpha Female (c) (0 fatigue) defeated She Devil (4 fatigue with blood loss) via Submission. (She Devil submitted to Alpha Female's DIRE STRAPH primary finisher - A Full Nelson Into A Bowing Position at the 12 minute mark).
(A successful version one title defense for Alpha Female).
11. Godsend (2 fatigue & 1 pin save & 1 near disqualification - Putting Animal's Head Through The Timekeepers Table) & Eydilon (4 fatigue with blood loss) wrestled Hawk Road Warrior (c) (3 fatigue & 2 pin saves) & Animal Road Warrior (c) (9 fatigue with profound blood loss) to a 30 minute Time Limit Draw.
(A successful version one title defense for The Road Warriors).
12. End of Days (c) (0 fatigue & 1 near disqualification for Bodyslamming Omega through a table) defeated Omega of Cetus (6 fatigue with serious blood loss) via Pinfall. (End of Days pinned Omega courtesy of his Toss Across The Ring at the 9 minute mark).
(A successful version one title defense for End of Days).
Viper's Pit - Episode 7:
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(Pit and Roddy welcomed The Supreme Ruler of The Earth - Nossir Araflat to the show and he / she / they? were just beaming. After getting himself pregnant last year, he was proud to say that his new born twins are almost 6 months old now, and they are doing fantastic).
(Pit and Roddy also welcomed The Former Major of New York City - Hizzoner Ned Krotch. Krotch is now a full fledged zombie and is working in David Sans Chinese Food Restaurant).
(When Pit and Roddy asked the proud...ah parent...how's things on The Earth doing?...Araflat painfully described it as "A Real Shitty Mess!...all of the soldiers, (except the Marines), are now zombies...the Marines are great...but the civilians are all whiny pains in my ass!...they hate everything and there's no unity...and man...they bitch and moan all day!...The zombies ate all our food...and...They drive to slow...and Even if I run them over...they still keep coming!"..."I am so stressed").
(At this point...Ned Krotch chimed in...by saying "you know...Nossir...when my 8 year old nephew...Red Krotch...was trying to embrace Catholicism...he had an epiphany...he rationalized that...if Jesus Christ rose from the dead...then Jesus Christ must have been...or still is...a zombie).
(Pit, Roddy, April, Cheech, Chong, Ronny, Carlos and Nossir all processed this for a second...looked at each other and sort of tilted there heads to the side as if to say via body language versions of..."I guess so...sounds logical or something along the lines of...he's nuts but he has a point").
Ned Krotch - The answer is simple...Just Go Zombie with the whole damn thing...everyone will be born to a new...and everlasting covenant...and best of all...nobody will ever have to shit anymore!...come with me my friend...
(Ned Krotch took Nossir to the original Orgasmatron in the corner of the studio...Ned told him...you need to relax my friend...sit back and enjoy the ride)...
(When the Orgasmatron was turned on all the way up to 11, Nossir Araflat was just beside himself, and next to himself, and close to himself, and around himself, and on top of himself with sheer convulsive rapture...he took full and animalistic advantage of his feminine side...and saw...that it was good...the Supreme Leader of The Earth...was now focused on remaking...all of the peoples of the Earth...except the Marines...into the image...of Gustav...The Belt Parkway Zombie...as smoke started to come out of the Orgasmatron via the door opening...Nossir Araflat looked fiercly determined, soaking wet, hair wildly astray and holding his belly...Pit and Roddy said...No one can top that...or even explain it...Goodnight All!).
The Celebration of The Lizard:
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(Jim and Phan actually had a whole different show planned...however...once they discovered some surveillance activity occuring from Kevin Sullivan's cell at the asylum on Hoffman Island, (as well as discovering that Stone Cold Steve Austin never went home after the party - he just curled up inside an Afghan rug in a corner of their Tee Pee)...they quickly cut to the hidden camera aimed at Kevin Sullivan's cell)...
(Demon Godsend, whom had been sent to interrogate Sullivan by GODSEND for the reasons behind the now prolonged disconnect between GODSEND and Satan, had engaged in a battle of wits with Sullivan. After refusing to form an alliance with Sullivan, and threats beyond description, Sullivan gave Demon Godsend the answer he was looking for).
(If GODSEND looks to the skies on his precious Castilex Minor, all will be revealed).
(When Sullivan was asked if he knows the true status of The Queen of the Night, (which deeply concerns GODSEND for she was once part of the Dominions Royal Court), Sullivan tried to reassure him albeit somewhat dementedly by singing the following from a song, which Demon Godsend pretended to recognize but understand).
(The words of the song were as follows, he emphatically whispered the last line through a perversely vulgar and sinister smile).
It's...too late...
She's...gone too far...
She's...lost the sun...
She's Come...Undone...
Fly on the Wall - From The Notes of Fhanna:
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Afghanistan Bananastan:
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▪ The Aethran Hellion fighter crews blew up every damn asteroid they could find, they just can't see how McCan't is still alive...but at the same time...can't confirm anything either way...
▪ Plethador has said that The Queen of the Night cannot attend tonight...and that Hades will keep her posted on tonight's discussions...(Plethador had a long therapy session with her and she needs rest...but he kept that fact to himself).
▪ Omega of Cetus's son Star Warrior has been called upon to take over for the Guardian as LXG Commissioner. The Guardian is now going out after Witness to try to find him...
▪ Zeus has confirmed that GODSENDS efforts to open the portal - (keeping Castilex Major's 2 Billion strong invasion force locked within The Kronos dimension) - with Zaratticus's magic has definitely failed. Also Zaratticus is slowly and secretly...starting to recover his mind a partial thought at a time...somehow regrowing his magical abilities...from his cell on Castilex Minor...
▪ The rest of The Moon, outside The City of Fight has become an immense refugee camp, many are in bad shape fleeing from the invasion fleets that are from Castilex Minor. Underneath the protective forcefield that surrounds The Moon, She Devil and her advocates - Bishop Hell and Oracle - are leading the charge with supervising taking in the refugees...but they are all overehelmed...however volunteers from other planets are starting to slowly trickle in...
▪ The Hell's Angels under Big Daddy Kill are busier than ever because criminal activity has gone up proportionate with the skyrocketing population...some of The Family of Blood have gotten involved as well...being the executioners to the Hells Angels judge and jury...
▪ The Buds have given George Carlin's secret stash to Dan Akroyd and John Belushi. They are going to head to the Crossroads Planet and when the time is right the blunt granade weapons experts; a dozen well armed and deeply disturbed members of The Bronx Zoo Special Forces are going to "stone out Satan on an epic biblical level"...The Blunt Grenade Special Forces are traveling in both the outer spaceworthy and enlarged Bluesmobile and Merph and the Magictones Station Wagon...
▪ Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose and Robert Redford are going to try to appeal to the former planets of The Federation of Planets. As it stands right now, only Aethra is in alliance with The LXG and the turbulent Earth...
▪ Lope, aboard Witnessess Scout Fighter, has his claws across Witnesses throat...demanding him to explain his betrayal...as well as why he is talking to The Guardian in secret...
▪ Scrapheap is hard at work making a replica or what he calls his "Mecha-Beav" in an attempt to trick...or at least stall Satan if necessary...
▪ The Aethran Overmaster and Sky Low Low are starting to plan a counter attack...because The Dominion is most likely not going to expect any resistance this time at all...now that the universe and it's alliances have completely fragmented...most are still dealing with PTSD and lack of overall trust of one another from the First War...
▪ At the end of the meeting...Fhanna's ring tone on her phone erupts as she visibly (on her phone) gets a call from Beav...however she is in the bathroom at the moment:
You Need My Love...Bay...Bay...Oh So Bad...
You're Not The Only One I've Ever Had...
And If I Say I Wanna Set You Free...
Don't You Know You'll Be In Mis-Er-y...
They Call Me...Doctor Love...
Then the call goes to voicemail...
Little Beaver - Hi sugar bear...I climbed up on the dresser and you were right...those are cracks that we put in the wall...I just could have sworn they were just spider webs...but I'm stuck up here now...it hurts too much to try to climb back down...can you carry me down...when you get back home?...I'm sorry...but I really need a nap...
▪ In what could have been prompted by a guilty conscience, Payne McCan't radioed into the meeting from an undisclosed location at the last second. He stated that GODSEND is on Castilex Minor and Castilex Major's 2 Billion strong Invasion Fleet is through the portal. Their first target shockingly is GODSEND and Castilex Minor.
▪ Satan...with wings spread and tail wavering behind him like a dragon is leading the charge...with Satan and overwhelming odds flying straight at GODSEND...GODSEND disappears from sight...abandoning his Dominion troops on Castilex Minor to their fate...
Bill Murray - I can't believe The Hellions missed the McCant's asteroid ship...
David Lee Roth - When you're rich and crazy...absolutely anything...is possible...
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A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...
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Coming soon:
LXG 8 - Match Announcements and Events including all 4 titles to be defended, and will be the m.o. going forward.
Happy Friday Eve All!
Bri.