"I have been in town for two weeks. I'm living in an apartment that doesn't have any furniture. I've been fighting with your mother. I've been fighting with-with-with Les. I've been fighting with Herb. I don't even know where my laundry is,sir."--Andy Travis,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"Listen,for whatever it's worth,I don't know where my laundry is either."--Mr. Carlson,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
5 More Favorite Metallica Songs:
Fuel
Battery
The Memory Remains
Harvester Of Sorrow
My Friend Of Misery
5 More Favorite Billy Joel Songs:
It's Still Rock And Roll To Me
Tell Her About It
The River Of Dreams
She's Got A Way
Just The Way You Are
5 More Favorite Billy Joel Songs:
Don't Ask Me Why
I Go To Extremes
This Is The Time
You're Only Human(Second Wind)
(tie)Honesty and Pressure
"What is an executrix?"--Les Nessman,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"I don't know. High heels and a whole lot of leather,something like that."--Herb Tarlek,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
5 More Favorite Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band Songs:
Sunspot Baby
Still The Same
Shame On The Moon
You'll Accomp'ny Me
Fire Lake
5 More Favorite Don Henley Songs:
Dirty Laundry
Not Enough Love In The World
The End Of The Innocence
New York Minute
The Garden Of Allah
5 Favorite New Wave Songs:
(tie)Love Shack and Roam--The B-52's
Would I Lie To You?--Eurythmics
867-5309/Jenny--Tommy Tutone
Weird Science--Oingo Boingo
I Melt With You--Modern English
"Why Herb,this is a really fine French wine."--Jennifer Marlowe,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"Is It? Well,I told the guy to give me the best he's got in the store without going over fourteen bucks."--Herb Tarlek,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
5 More Favorite 1980's One-Hit Wonder Songs:
Maniac--Michael Sembello
Mickey--Toni Basil
Key Largo--Bertie Higgins
Escape(The Pina Colada Song)--Rupert Holmes
Puttin' On The Ritz--Taco
5 More Favorite 1980's One-Hit Wonder Songs:
Catch Me(I'm Falling)--Pretty Poison
Voices Carry--Til Tuesday
If You Leave--Orchestral Manouevers In The Dark
Pac-Man Fever--Buckner & Garcia
Toy Soldiers--Martika
5 More Favorite 1980's One-Hit Wonder Songs:
Beds Are Burning--Midnight Oil
What I Am--Edie Brickell & New Bohemians
Video Killed The Radio Star--Buggles
Buffalo Stance--Neneh Cherry
It's Raining Men--Weather Girls
"You don't like parties? You don't like putting on a silly hat,hiding behind furniture,and generally stripping yourself of every shred of human dignity?"--Bailey Quarters,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"Now that you put it that way,I do like it."--Dr. Johnny Fever,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
5 Favorite Pop/Rock Dance Songs:
Workin' For A Livin'--Huey Lewis & The News
Breakout--Swing Out Sister
Stuck With You--Huey Lewis & The News
Am I The Same Girl--Swing Out Sister
It's Alright--Huey Lewis & The News
5 More Favorite Pop/Rock Solo Songs:
Steppin' Out--Joe Jackson
Sunglasses At Night--Corey Hart
Two Hearts--Phil Collins
Never Surrender--Corey Hart
C'est La Vie--Robbie Nevil
5 More Favorite Pop/Rock Band Songs:
Sultans Of Swing--Dire Straits
Kyrie--Mr. Mister
Only The Lonely--Motels
Broken Wings--Mr. Mister
The Future's So Bright,I Gotta Wear Shades--Timbuk3
"Listen,Venus,how do things look in the black community?"--Mr. Carlson,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"Oh,same old thing. Big lush lawns,manicured hedges. Living easy. Fish are jumpin',cotton oh 'bout so high...Daddy's rich. I suppose you don't wanna hear about my mamma,huh?"--Venus Flytrap,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
5 Favorite Rhythm & Blues Songs:
(tie)Sexual Healing and Let's Get It On--Marvin Gaye
Respect--Aretha Franklin
(Sittin' On)The Dock of The Bay--Otis Redding or Sammy Hagar
Me And Mrs. Jones--Billy Paul
Ain't No Mountain High Enough--Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell or Diana Ross or Michael McDonald
5 More Favorite Rhythm & Blues Songs:
Reunited--Peaches & Herb
Will It Go Round In Circles--Billy Preston
I'll Be Around--Spinners
Killing Me Softly With His Song--Roberta Flack
(tie)Baby I Need Your Lovin' and Reach Out I'll Be There--Four Tops
5 Favorite Rhythm & Blues "Love" Songs:
When A Man Loves A Woman--Percy Sledge
Freeway Of Love--Aretha Franklin
(Your Love Has Lifted Me)Higher And Higher--Rita Coolidge
Now That We Found Love--Heavy D And The Boyz
(tie)Stop To Love and Power Of Love/Love Power--Luther Vandross
"You're being childish."--Jennifer Marlowe,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"I am not. Boy,is this gonna make my momma mad."--Mr. Carlson,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
5 Favorite Rhythm & Blues Dance Songs:
I'm So Excited--Pointer Sisters
We Are Family--Sister Sledge
Neutron Dance--Pointer Sisters
Solid--Ashford & Simpson
Jump(For My Love)--Pointer Sisters
5 Favorite Hard Rock/Metal Songs:
Rock 'n' Roll Rebel--Ozzy Osbourne
Let's Get It Up--AC/DC(Brian Johnson)
Gets Me Through--Ozzy Osbourne
Big Gun--AC/DC(Brian Johnson)
Black Lodge--Anthrax
5 Favorite Other Rock Songs:
A Good Feelin' To Know--Poco(country rock)
You Wear It Well--Rod Stewart(folk rock)
Wild Boys--Duran Duran(new wave/dance rock)
Wicked Game--Chris Isaak(rockabilly/roots rock/surf rock)
Hunger Strike--Temple Of The Dog(grunge/alternative rock/hard rock)
"Travis,the very first day you came to this station,you promised to get me a helicopter."--Les Nessman,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"I know I did,Les,but that was a long time ago and I was lying."--Andy Travis,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
5 More Favorite Female Pop/Rock Songs:
Soak Up The Sun--Sheryl Crow
Bette Davis Eyes--Kim Carnes
Live For Loving You--Gloria Estefan
Open Your Heart--Madonna
Lovergirl--Teena Marie
5 More Favorite Soft Rock Songs:
(tie)All By Myself and Make Me Lose Control--Eric Carmen
Never Gonna Let You Go--Sergio Mendes
Sometimes When We Touch--Dan Hill
Nights Are Forever Without You--England Dan & John Ford Coley
(They Long To Be)Close To You--Carpenters
5 More Favorite Soft Rock Songs:
Emotion--Samantha Sang
So Into You--Atlanta Rhythm Section
I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song--Jim Croce
Biggest Part Of Me--Ambrosia
Thank You For Being A Friend--Andrew Gold
Here's one final classic conversation from "WKRP In Cincinnati"...
"Bailey runs a television station in Chicago. Travis is breeding guard dogs in New Mexico. Venus owns a clothing company called 'Upwardly Mobile'. Jennifer married and bought herself an entire island off the coast of Sardinia. Les Nessman? The Republican whip of the United States Senate!"--Dr. Johnny Fever's Ghost,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"What about you and me? Fever and me?"--Mr. Carlson,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"Well,Fever just sort of disappeared. There were rumors,of course,but really not much else."--Dr. Johnny Fever's Ghost,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"And me? No,no,don't tell me,I don't want to know. I'm dead,aren't I?"--Mr. Carlson,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
5 More Favorite 1980's Songs:
What I Like About You--Romantics
Radioactive--The Firm
Careless Whisper--Wham!
Poison Arrow--ABC
Head Over Heels--Tears For Fears
5 More Favorite 1970's One-Hit Wonder Songs:
Magic--Pilot
My Sharona--The Knack
Love Hurts--Nazareth
Brandy(You're A Fine Girl)--Looking Glass
Afternoon Delight--Starland Vocal Band
5 More Artists With Two Favorite Songs:
John Mellencamp--Jack & Diane and Pink Houses
Heart--Straight On and Kick It Out
Bad Company--How About That and Holy Water
Pretenders--Don't Get Me Wrong and Brass In Pocket
Village People--Y.M.C.A. and In The Navy
This concludes my special two-part episode of songs I overlooked along with classic "WKRP" conversations. Coming soon: A Holiday Edition with the 5-time Buckeye Newshawk Award-winning news director who is also the winner of the prestigious Silver Sow and Copper Cob Awards...
"This is WKRP In Cincinnati,with more music and Les Nessman."--Venus Flytrap,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
"If you're not back in four hours,I'm going to all Christmas music! Think about it,I mean it!"--Venus Flytrap,"WKRP In Cincinnati".
Don't touch that dial because you're all invited to my place to have roast WPIG with all the trimmings for the holidays!