FTR UNIVERSAL TOUR #3
VICTORY GARDENS ARENA
Sydney, Australia, Earth
Crowd: FTR! FTR! FTR! FTR!! FTR!!!
Nitro: That sound never gets old to my ears, almost as good as if people were shouting my name back in the day!
Crowd: Nitro! Nitro! Nitro! Nitro! Nitro!
Nitro: Please, stop your making me blush. Do you want to see me come out of retirement for good?
Crowd: YES! NO! YES! NO! YES! NO!
Nitro: I was just playing with you. When I came out of retirement last season for that one match, I realized just how out of ring shape I really am. So, I will leave it to those who are in more ring shape than I. Tonight, we will see three hot new tag-teams Titan Fist, Galactic S.W.A.T., and Divine Judgement in their debut matches. I can’t wait to personally see how Titan Quest does under the veteran guidance of Billy Jo Boxer.
Crowd: We want Penguins! We want Penguins! We want Penguins!
Nitro: I hear you… but the Penguins aren’t here tonight. Before you start to boo now, I have word that the Penguins want a title rematch with the Norse Gods. I promise that we will get the Penguins on Ice on the FTR Universe Tour! BUt, tonight I will be interviewing the newly crowned FTR Galaxy Tag Team Champions... The Norse Gods!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I need to also give you an update on our newly crowned FTR Jobber Champion, Blue Chip. He was flown to a medical center after the show two nights ago, after the grueling tournament and then brutally attacked by Omega. Blue Chip will be returning to action soon as his ribs are healed up. On the Electric Shock, I will be interviewing Omega and what is his problem of late.
Opening MatchRoyal Decree (Duke of Destruction and Exo-King) vs Titan Fist (Titan Quest and Billy Jo Boxer)Titan Quest defeated Duke of Destruction with a TITAN TORNADO FISTMatch Notes: Billy Jo Boxer and Duke started out for their teams. Billy Jo took the brunt of the beating by their opponents Royal Decree. Billy Jo was hurting so bad he finally had no choice but to tag in Titan Quest. Titan Quest came out on fire taking it to both men, not showing any sign of slow down due to his robotic suit. Titan Quest gave Exo-king a running clothesline over the top rope, while he whipped Duke several times into the turnbuckle and then nailed him with TITAN TORNADO FIST, a turnbuckle to turnbuckle running knock-out punch. This gave Titan Fist their first win of the season!
Omega vs. Buck SteeleBuck Steele defeated Omega with a Double Blackjack Match Notes: Omega was no match for Buck Steele but he used his veteran skills to prolong the match and manipulate the referee to cheat. Buck Steele was able to get past all the cheating a hit Omega with a Double Blackjack for the win.
Star Warrior Video Promo
Star Warrior appears on the Videotron for all to see with the FTR Kronos Championship on his shoulder.Star Warrior: Greetings FTR Universe! I would have been there tonight, but your planet is beneath me. I am the top attraction of the FTR and if you want to see me in action then you can tune into FTR: Evolution or buy a ticket for the next pay-per-view Timescape! Touring the universe to your crappy back waters planet just isn’t going to happen.
Crowd: We want Thantos! We want Thantos! We want Thantos!
Star Warrior: What is your malfunction people? Hello, they don’t call him the GamesMaster for nothing! He manipulates humans and aliens to do his bidding, then discards them like second rate trash. This is the man you people want to cheer for, this is the man you want to buy his t-shirts? What happened to this future that makes you root for the villains and boo the heroes? You people make me sick!
Crowd: You’re a fake! You’re a fake! You’re a fake!
Star Warrior: Arrg! You people really are filth!
Star Warrior suddenly smiles.
Star Warrior: Get used to it, I’m going to be the FTR Kronos Champion for a long time, and when my brother and I win the FTR Kronos Tag-Team Championships that will really piss you off won’t it? Get use to the idea that my family owns this company and we will dominate it for a long time to come!
Video goes to black.Phantasy vs. Pit ViperPhantasy defeated Pit Viper with a Super Phantasy-Plex Match Notes: Phantasy didn’t let Pit Viper’s mind tricks get to her at all. Pit Viper tried to pull a viper out of his snake bag, but Phantasy just cleared the ring until the ref was able to gain control again. Phantasy was able to hit Pit Viper with Super Phantasy-Plex for the victory.
Galactic S.W.A.T. (Mercury, Demos) vs. Flamboyance (Vanity, Killer Queen)Mercury defeated Vanity with a QUANTUM TORPEDOMatch Notes: This was a match that went back and forth many times. Vanity had hit his finisher on Demos but couldn’t get the three count. Galactic S.W.A.T. makes a comeback hits Vanity with their tag team finisher QUANTUM TORPEDO. Demos hold Vanity in a bearhug, while Mercury climbs the turnbuckle and comes off with a torpedo dropkick for the win.
The Electric Shock w/ Nitro
Nitro: Welcome to The Electric Shock! Did you see this week’s FTR: Evolution edition? You saw how Johnny Rocket ran scared with his interview with Bishop Hell and Anarchy? He calls himself a professional journalist? HAHA! Tonight, I have brought the tag team that shocked the universe by winning the FTR Galaxy Tag Team Championships this week… The Norse Gods!
The Norse God’s theme song starts to play as they march down to the ring, carrying the new gold championships!Nitro: Skip, the Norse Gods theme… We all know that you really are escaped crazies from an asylum.
Lightning: What are you talking about?! By Odin’s beard… We are truly citizens of Valhalla. You have heard of Odin, Thor, Loki? We are the off-spring of the Warriors 3, I am the son of Fandral and Man-Mountain is the son of Volstagg.
Man-Mountain: Did you not see the power of our might? In our second match, we beat the angry birds and won the mighty trophies of the FTR. Bring on all those who would challenge us for we are the Norse Gods!
Nitro: No, I saw, and your win was impressive over the Penguins on Ice. But, we all know from the past… well, let me rephrase that from our past and your future that you are from an asylum.
Lightning: I tell you in truest form that we are not from Asylum that you have mistaken us from. Now, please drop this before you anger Man-Mountain. You would not like to angry him! Just know that we, plan on keeping these trophies around our waists for a long time. So, bring on the competition!
Man-Mountain: Can we go now, Lightning? I am getting hungry!
Lightning: You are truly the son of Volstagg for I swear you could eat three mighty stags and still cry of hunger. Hahahahaha
Reptillo vs. MutantMutant defeated Reptillo with a face mangler Match Notes: This was a bizarre match up as Mutant and Reptillo were in action against each other. Things got heated between these two, but it was Mutant who came out on top with the 1-2-3!
American Made (Adam Blast, Commander Sam) vs. Mongolian Legacy (Ghengis Khan. Moonlight)Commander Sam defeated Moonlight with a STAR-SPANGLED SPINMatch Notes: Commander Sam came out with a bandage over the side of his face from Bishop Hell’s HELLFIRE on the FTR: Evolution. Ghengis Khan thought this was going to be an easier match, but he fought out that was not going to be the case. Mogolian Legacy did start out the match double teaming Adam Blast, they lost control of the match when Blast made the hot tag to his partner and Sam pinned Moonlight after hitting her with the STAR-SPANGLED SPIN.
Ego vs. Comrade TerrorEgo defeated Comrade Terror due to a count out.Match Notes: These two took it to the limits with their brutality. Ego showing this raw power as he lifted Comrade Terror and bench pressed him several times. Disciple of Terror came down to the ring, distracted Comrade Terror to leave the ring, and get counted out. Then the two go to brawling on top of the stage ramp.
Main EventBlack Sails (Captain Crossbones. Death Knight) vs. Divine Judgement (Judah, Zion)Judah defeated Death Knight with THE DIVINE CROSSMatch Notes: These two teams fought a fierce battle that rivaled an epic battle of good vs. evil. The momentum shifted both ways many times, but it was Zion who tagged Judah and they hit Death Knight with their tag finisher THE DIVINE CROSS. Zion picks up Death Knight and delivers a powerful powerbomb then Judah hits DK with a springboard leg drop and gets the win.
Before any other altercation could accrue two dark portals appear and take Captain Crossbones and Death Knight away. The crowd goes wild with the awesome showing of Divine Judgement.