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Post by topdollar on May 19, 2019 13:50:23 GMT -5
Buddy Rogers:(Relaxing in a hot tub with his Hot Tub Hotties. He lights a victory cigar while the Hotties pour glasses of champagne for everyone.)"Ahhh, the sweet smell of victory. Once again, I did exactly what I said I'd do. When 'Nature Boy' Buddy Rogers tells you something, you can take it to the bank. I'm the best submission wrestler in the game, and I'll prove it again next week against Mixed Martial Arts legend Dan Severn. Dan, you may be a 'Beast' inside the Octagon, but this is the squared circle. There's only one man who rules the roost around here, and his name is 'Nature Boy' Buddy WOO By God Rogers! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kevin Sullivan:(On a beach with his corpse painted Fallen Angels dancing around an upside down burning cross.)"TIMBERRRRRRRR! That loud thump you heard was the sound of the big bad King Kong Bundy crashing to the mat as I took his soul to Abudadein. It's true that the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Ha-Ha! The next name on Abudadein's list is Blackjack Mulligan. Another big man who will take a mighty fall just like when Lucifer fell from the heavens all those many years ago. Looking at my Fallen Angels dancing around the Cross Of St. Peter reminds me of what a wise poet named Ronnie James Dio once said: 'Love can be seen as the answer, but nobody bleeds for the dancer'.(He pulls out his Golden Spike and cuts open his forehead. Blood pours down his corpse painted face.)'YOU'VE GOT TO BLEED FOR THE DANCER!'. Make no mistake about it Blackjack Mulligan, you will bleed for the dancer, and you will...bleed...for...Abudadein! BWAH-HA-HA-HA! BWAH-HA-HA-HA! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!"
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Post by TTX on May 19, 2019 13:59:22 GMT -5
Bounce bounce bounce...those dice play odd tricks somedays.
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Post by Bri on May 26, 2019 6:36:01 GMT -5
Morning everybody!
Apologies all - lots going on this weekend will have to finish this weeks results and post tomorrow night ala Monday Night Football.
Hope all be good by you.
Will be posting at 8pm tomorrow night.
Have a great rest of the weekend!!
Bri
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Post by TTX on May 26, 2019 7:13:05 GMT -5
Whenever you have time, Bri.
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Post by Bri on May 27, 2019 16:47:33 GMT -5
Hello everybody!
Hope all is good.
On target for 8pm tonight results.
Also rumored to be occuring just prior to the results is another brief press conference with Commissioner Namath...I just hope he hasn't seen that promo that Kevin Sullivan gave...😊
Stay tuned!
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Post by TTX on May 27, 2019 16:54:36 GMT -5
Will be looking forward to it as always, my friend.
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Post by Bri on May 27, 2019 18:50:46 GMT -5
Bri - Hey everybody!...here's this weeks...oh wait a minute...ladies and gentlemen...before we get to this weeks results...we go via live feed to Gridiron Fantasy Wrestlings commissioner's office...please welcome another...brief news conference from GFW Commissioner...Mr. Joe Namath...
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Male Member of the Press - Mr. Namath...
Commissioner Namath - Yes...go ahead...
Male Member of the Press - Congratulations again on season two sir...but before we get to that...did you happen to see the scandalous promo given by...The Prince of Darkness...Kevin Sullivan and do you care to comment sir?...
Commissioner Namath - Yes I do...Kevin Mulligan...
Male Member of the Press - Sullivan sir...
Commissioner Namath - It doesn't matter...listen Kevin...it's obvious that you have a lot of special problems...if this was 50 years ago...I would have kicked your ass myself...but now...I'm so rich...I can pay people to do it...So Kevin...I'd like to introduce you to someone who was on GFW season one...but has contacted me directly and is volunteering to not only be my bodyguard...but to officially challenge you to a match...after insulting me...you dark dick...everybody please welcome...Ox Baker...
Commissioner's Body Guard Ox Baker - Sullivan...I officially challenge you to a two out of three fall...no disqualification match...during the first week of the playoffs...exactly two weeks from today...I'm gonna punch a hole...clean through your chest...
Female Member of the Press - Mr. Namath?...
Commissioner Namath - Please dear...call me...anytime you want...
Female Member of the Press (with a raised eyebrow and slight smile) - Uh...ok...well...what can the fans expect this post season?...
Commissioner Namath - I'm so glad you asked that...in addition to our parallel post season...Tag Team Tournament...all of our wrestlers who are eliminated from the post season as well as...the folks who didn't make the post season...will all compete in a 22 man battle royal...on the same weekend of the World Championship Match...the last two men left in the battle royal will compete within a 15 foot high Steel Cage...to determine the winner...
Female Member of the Press (with tongue in cheek) - That sounds awesome...Anytime You Want...is there anything else you can give me...
Commissioner Namath (loudly taps his Budweiser bottle on the podium) - Absolutely...let's start with you and I...and an exclusive...one on one interview...
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Bri - Ok folks...it appears that's all from our commish...and now...without further adieu...
GRIDIRON FANTASY WRESTLING
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Season Week # 15 Matches For Sunday - 5/27/19.
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•  Blackjack Mulligan vs Kevin Sullivan
•  Johnny Saint vs Lou Thesz
•  Dan Severn vs Buddy Rogers
•  Harley Race vs Torin Caelum
•  Diamond Dallas Page vs Jushin Liger
•  A.J. Styles vs Road Warrior Hawk
•  Nick Bockwinkel vs Coven Black
•  Tiger Mask vs Bishop Hell
•  George The Animal Steele vs Bruiser Brody
•  Pampero Firpo vs Jay Briscoe
•  Freddie Blassie vs Disaster
•  Jim Londos vs King Kong Bundy
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Week 15 - Match Results:
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1. Blackjack Mulligan defeated Kevin Sullivan via Pinfall, courtesy of his Body Slam at the 6 minute mark.
(Blackjack Mulligan - 2 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - Steel Chair Shot Outside Ring).
(Kevin Sullivan - 1 Fatigue & 2 Near Disqualifications - (2) Foreign Objects & Won 1 Ringside Brawl).
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2. Lou Thesz defeated Johnny Saint via Pinfall courtesy of his THESZ PRESS secondary finisher at the 3 minute mark.
(Lou Thesz - 1 Fatigue)
(Johnny Saint - 0 Fatigue).
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3. Buddy Rogers defeated Dan The Beast Severn via Pinfall, courtesy of his Jumping Knee Smash at the 15 minute mark.
(Buddy Rogers - 5 Fatigue With Blood Loss & 1 Near Disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring & Won 1 Ringside Brawl).
(Dan The Beast Severn - 3 Fatigue & 3 Near Disqualifications - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring, A Steel Chair Shot Outside Ring and Chokeslamming Rogers Through A Table & Won 1 Ringside Brawl).
(Note: Referee was incapacitated for 6 moves courtesy of an attempted Deathjump by Dan Severn).
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4. Torin Caelum defeated Harley Race via Submission, courtesy of his CAELUM'S GRIP finisher (A Cobra Clutch) at the 15 minute mark.
(Torin Caelum - 2 Fatigue).
(Harley Race - 3 Fatigue).
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5. Diamond Dallas Page defeated Jushin Liger via Pinfall, courtesy of his DIAMOND CUTTER finisher at the 3 minute mark.
(Diamond Dallas Page - 0 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring & Won 1 Ringside Brawl).
(Jushin Liger - 0 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - Excessive Brawling Outside Ring).
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6. A.J. Styles defeated Road Warrior Hawk via Pinfall, courtesy of his STYLES CLASH finisher at the 3 minute mark.
(A.J. Styles - 0 Fatigue).
(Road Warrior Hawk - 2 Fatigue).
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7. Nick Bockwinkel defeated Coven Black via Submission courtesy of his BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER at the 3 minute mark.
(Nick Bockwinkel - 0 Fatigue).
(Coven Black - 3 Fatigue).
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8. Bishop Hell defeated Tiger Mask via Pinfall courtesy of his FLYING CROSS secondary finisher at the 6 minute mark.
(Bishop Hell - 0 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - Putting Mask's Head Through a Ringside Table).
(Tiger Mask - 3 Fatigue).
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9. Bruiser Brody defeated George The Animal Steele via Pinfall courtesy of his JUMPING KNEE DROP finisher at the 3 minute mark.
(Bruiser Brody - 0 Fatigue & 1 Near Disqualification - Powerbombing Steele Through The Announcers Table).
(George The Animal Steele - 1 Fatigue).
(Note: George The Animal Steele for the first time this season destroyed the top corner turnbuckle pad - And Shoved Some Of The Pad Stuffing Down Brody's Throat).
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10. Pampero Firpo defeated Jay Briscoe via Disqualification. Briscoe was disqualified for Repeatedly Banging Firpos Head Into The Top Of The Steel Ring Barrier at the 12 minute mark.
(Pampero Firpo - 1 Fatigue & Won 1 Ringside Brawl).
(Jay Briscoe - 1 Fatigue).
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11. Disaster defeated Freddie Blassie via Pinfall courtesy of his RAMPAGE finisher (A Chokeslam) at the 6 minute mark.
(Disaster - 2 Fatigue).
(Freddie Blassie - 2 Fatigue & Won 1 Ringside Brawl).
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12. Jim Londos defeated King Kong Bundy via Submission courtesy of his BOSTON CRAB secondary finisher at the 6 minute mark.
(Jim Londos - 1 Fatigue).
(King Kong Bundy - 1 Fatigue & 1 Near Count Out - Failed Turnbuckle Ram Caused Him To Land Chest First Onto Arena Floor).
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Current Standings as of Week 15 - 5/27/19:
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NWA North:
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( 20 )Â Jay Briscoe ( 11 - 4 )Â Irish Brat (b)
( 19 )Â Buddy Rogers ( 10 - 5 )Â Topdollar (b)
( 13 )Â Tiger Mask ( 7 - 8 ) - (cw)Â Ty States
NWA South:
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( 17 )Â Jim Londos ( 9 - 6 ) - (cw)Â Magnumta (c)
( 11 ) Jushin Liger ( 6 - 9 ) - (cw) Walkswithwolf     Â
( 7 )Â King Kong Bundy ( 4 - 11 )Â AJCostello
NWA East:
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( 23 )Â Nick Bockwinkel ( 12 - 3 )Â Justin Case (c)
( 18 )Â Disaster ( 9 - 6 ) Troy (b)
( 12 )Â Coven Black ( 6 - 9 )Â Pariah
NWA West:
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( 17 )Â Bruiser Brody ( 9 - 6 )Â Cruefan68 (b)
( 16 )Â Harley Race ( 8 - 7 )Â MJ (b)
( 8 )Â Pampero Firpo ( 5 - 10 )Â Jirish780
Please Note: (c) = clinched division and playoff spot.
Please Note: (b) = on the bubble for either a division win or wildcard playoff spot.
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AWA North:
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( 24 )Â Lou Thesz ( 12 - 3 )Â Troy (c)
( 14 )Â Road Warrior Hawk ( 7 - 8 )Â Ty States
( 7 )Â A.J. Styles ( 4 - 11 ) - (cw)Â Pariah
AWA South:
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( 16 )Â Freddie Blassie ( 9 - 6 )Â Cruefan68 (b)
( 16 )Â Bishop Hell ( 8 - 7 )Â AJCostello (b)
( 6 )Â Kevin Sullivan ( 3 - 12 )Â Topdollar
AWA East:
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( 18 )Â Torin Caelum ( 9 - 6 )Â Justin Case (c)
( 14 )Â Dan Severn ( 7 - 8 )Â Walkswithwolf
( 12 )Â Diamond Dallas Page ( 6 - 9 )Â MJÂ
AWA West:
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( 18 )Â Blackjack Mulligan ( 9 - 6 )Â Jirish780 (b)
( 16 )Â Johnny Saint ( 8 - 7 ) - (cw)Â Irish Brat (b)
( 3 )Â George Steele ( 2 - 13 )Â Magnumta
Please Note: (c) = clinched division and playoff spot.
Please Note: (b) = on the bubble for either a division win or wildcard playoff spot.
Additional Note: Nick Bockwinkel has also clinched the number one seed in the playoffs in the NWA.
Additional Note: Lou Thesz has also clinched the number one seed in the playoffs in the AWA.
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Final Regular Season Week # 16 Matches For Sunday - 6/2/19.
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•  Freddie Blassie vs Buddy Rogers
•  Bruiser Brody vs Jushin Liger
•  Pampero Firpo vs Disaster
•  Torin Caelum vs Blackjack Mulligan
•  Kevin Sullivan vs Coven Black
•  Harley Race vs Bishop Hell
•  King Kong Bundy vs Jay Briscoe
•  Nick Bockwinkel vs A.J. Styles
•  Dan The Beast Severn vs Johnny Saint
•  Road Warrior Hawk vs Diamond Dallas Page
•  Lou Thesz vs Jim Londos
•  George The Animal Steele vs Tiger Mask
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Have A Good Week Everybody!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on May 27, 2019 18:58:59 GMT -5
Excellent as always, Bri.
Disaster: "The King of Men was no much for Aethra. It makes sense as he's but a pitiful Earthling."
Thesz: "Saint, you are a technical master, but I am the wrestling machine and you saw why tonight."
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Post by magnumta on May 27, 2019 19:04:30 GMT -5
Londos gets in this season awesome. I must apologize to everyone who posted promos all season when I ran out of idea juice.
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Post by Justin Case on May 27, 2019 19:41:45 GMT -5
Bock and Caelum, the Classic Connection has Clinched their spots! Another "C", Cemented their legacy in this business as the marquee premiere athletes in this sport! Take notice roster, We are here to win! Playoffs are coming, and we're not going to slow down! Stay tuned! We're just getting warmed up!
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