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Post by Bri on Mar 24, 2018 20:51:39 GMT -5
I agree Cross and Samson would be entertaining as champions. Hey TTX! Just finished writing up this 3rd card. Very grateful you are always in the arena my friend! It was a pretty fun card at that. HUZZAH! |
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Post by Bri on Mar 24, 2018 20:54:39 GMT -5
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Extravaganza Number 3 (Championship)
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Match Results :
The Bearded Lady - Mary Elizabeth Monroe vs Judge Hugo Lexington Black
▪ After Judge Black puched Monroe in the jaw with brass knuckles early in the contest, it set up a few things; undeniable raw hatred by the crowd against Black and the referee who blatantly allowed him to get away with it - Public Enemy No. 1 and lots of adrenaline fueled revenge from Monroe. She controlled the final 11 minutes of the bout, knocked one of Blacks teeth out, made the ref flinch and defeated Black via Pinfall with a Cross Body Block off the top ropes at the 12 minute mark.
▪ Monroe - ( 0 fatigue with swollen jaw ).
▪ Judge Black - ( 4 fatigue with blood loss ).
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"Big" Sue Jackson vs "Handlebar Habidasher" - Marion Fontaine
▪ A fast paced see-saw bout, considering the huge slow moving Jackson. With the crowd getting nervous as Big Sue Jackson started to turn the tide with Suplexes and Body Slams, Marion Fontaine got up and fought back. Out of nowhere Fontaine hit his finisher PUGILIST'S HOOK which spun Jacksons head sideways and stopped him in his tracks. With a gasp from the crowd and radio announcers Willie Steamboat and Betty The Boop, Fontaine quickly had to flee as a motionless Jackson slowly collapsed forward to the canvas and was rolled up by Fontaine for a Pinfall at the 2 minute mark.
▪ Fontaine - ( 0 fatigue ).
▪ Jackson - ( 0 fatigue ).
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The Jollyville Jeepers - Clean & Jerk vs The Vaudvillians - "Old Timer" Jeff King & Nicholas Valentino
▪ Another long tag team match for The Jollyville Jeepers saw them come out strong and effective against The Vaudvillians. The Jeepers made the tags, double teams and cut off Valentino in the ring from King for about half the match. But once Valentino made the only tag for his team, Jeff King turned the tide for good against the Jeepers. After working over Jollyville Jeeper Clean, he applied his BEAR HUG finisher on him sealing the submission victory as Valentino tripped up Cleans irate teammate Jerk at the 21 minute mark.
▪The Vaudvillians - ( Valentino - 4 fatigue & blood loss ) & ( King - 0 & 1 successful pin save ).
▪The Jollyville Jeepers - ( Clean - 3 fatigue ) & ( Jerk - 0 fatigue & 1 unsuccessful submission save ).
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Agent Dick J. Lahart vs "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon in the OWF's first No Holds Barred Contest
▪ A dynamic and thrilling match that at first was all Agent Dick J. Lahart on offense with numerous bashes to Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon's head with his Billy Club. Retreating outside the ring, Louis Lyndon regrouped and finding an empty moonshine jug underneath the ring, blasted Lahart in the forhead with it. Attempting a comeback, Lyndon dragged Lahart back inside the ring and dazzled all in attendance by executing three straight depth defying Deathjumps from the top rope crushing Lahart. As Lahart twitched spastically in pain in the middle of the ring, Lyndon electrified the crowd by forcing Lahart to submit to his Corkscrew Headscissors at the 12 minute mark.
▪Lyndon - ( 1 fatigue )
▪Lahart - ( 3 fatigue )
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Prohibition - Matthew Cross & Jock Samson vs The Lobbying Legislators of an Anti Saloon Land - Senator Cameron S. Sheppard & Representative Gavin Q. Volstead
WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
▪ Even with the crowd furiously and emphatically behind them, the team of Prohibition were in trouble. The Legislators were out tagging them and out maneuverring them, keeping Matthew Cross out of the match completely and punnishing Jock Samson. Unfortunately Cross was never able to tag in - but fortunately it didn't matter because Samson rallied against Sheppard. He clamped on his Samson Stretch - An Abdominal Stretch and as much as Sheppard struggled to free himself, Samson struggled to maintain the hold. Volstead made his move to try to break up the attempt but he never saw Matthew Cross coming. As Cross Speared Volstead completely through the ropes, Sheppard submitted to Samsons hold.
▪Prohibition ( Samson - 1 fatigue ) & ( Cross 0 - fatigue.
▪The Legislators ( Sheppard - 1 fatigue ) & ( Volstead - 1 fatigue )
PROHIBITION CROWNED WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS !
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"Burly" Bill Taylor vs Dr. Jacob Omen
WORLD TITLE MATCH
▪ The crowd was on it's feet throughout this whole match and instantly jumped for joy as Dr. Jacob Omen came out with a greasy fast offense and overwhelmed Burly Bill Taylor at first. Soon though Taylor countered with Stomps, Backbreakers, Leg Drops and even his SIDE SLAM finisher. But then Omen came back winning a key brawl outside the ring, complete with smashing Taylor's head into the timekeepers wooden table. Back in the ring Omen went to Taylors ribs with repeated forearms and into a perfect version of his Bayou Backbreaker, which rocked the ring. Omen hooked Taylor's leg and it was 1, 2, 3.
▪ Omen ( 2 fatigue )
▪ Taylor ( 1 fatigue )
DR. JACOB OMEN CROWNED WORLD CHAMPION !
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▪ World Champion - Dr. Jacob Omen
▪ World Tag Team Champions - Prohibition
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Face Singles :
0 - Jollyville Jeeper Clean ( 0 - 1 )
0 - Jollyville Jeeper Jerk ( 0 - 1 )
0 - Jock Samson ( 0 - 1 )
0 - Matthew Cross ( 0 - 1 )
4 - Dr. Jacob Omen ( 2 - 0 )
2 - The Bearded Lady ( 1 - 1 )
4 - Marion Fontaine ( 2 - 0 )
2 - Felino Blanco Louis Lyndon ( 1 - 1 )
Heel Singles :
2 - Gavin Q. Volstead ( 1 - 0 )
2 - Cameron S. Sheppard ( 1 - 0 )
2 - Big Sue Jackson ( 1 - 1 )
2 - Burly Bill Taylor ( 1 - 1 )
0 - Judge Hugo Lexington Black ( 0 - 2 )
2 - Old Timer Jeff King ( 1 - 0 )
0 - Nicholas Valentino ( 0 - 1 )
2 - Agent Dick J. Lahart ( 1 - 1 )
Face Teams :
0 - Trailblazers ( 0 - 1 )
2 - The Greatest Show On Earth ( 1 - 0 )
0 - The Jollyville Jeepers ( 0 - 2 )
4 - Prohibition ( 2 - 0 )
Heel Teams :
4 - The Vaudvillians ( 2 - 0 )
0 - Crime & Punnishment ( 0 - 1 )
2 - The Lobbying Legislators ( 1 - 1 )
0 - Murderers Row ( 0 - 1 )
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Crowd Chatter / Happenings :
▪ Our Hairest Person In Attendance Contest Runner Ups were - 3rd Runner Up - World Champion Dr. Jacob Omen (beard). 2nd Runner Up - Grandma Dynamite (arm pits). 1st Runner Up - The Bearded Lady - Mary Elizabeth Monroe (beard) and Our Winner and Recipient of the latest beard maintenance kit - "Here Comes The Groom" - One Half of the World Tag Team Champions - Matthew Cross (beard)!
▪ Inky Scoops was just amazed at the team of Jock Samson and Matthew Cross. (He was one of the few that knew for a fact that Samson was indeed one of the Moonshine Men of Appalachia. He had just recently found out that Matthew Cross is also now a Moonshine Man - and not 15 minutes before the first match tonight, Samson & Cross had just outdrove and escaped local police and ran shine into the town of Speakeasy and hightailed it back to the OWF just in time).
▪ In between the matches, there was a general buzz amongst the crowd about what happened just yesterday. 7 people in Chicago were brutally murdered in a gangland style killing all shot multiple times. Although strongly rumored but not proven - all the signs point to underword mastermind Al Capone most likely orchestrating the operation from afar. It is being referred to in the papers and on the radio as the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Capone's current whereabouts are unknown.
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Coming Up Soon :
Top Turnbuckle Tribune covering Next Weeks Wrestling Championship Extravaganza scheduled for Friday, February 22nd, 1929!
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Post by Pariah on Mar 24, 2018 21:07:23 GMT -5
Big time congratulations to Matthew Cross! Not only is he one half of the NEW Olde Time Tag Team champs... He's also the winner of the 'Here Comes the Groom' facial hair extravaganza! Nice work!
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Post by TTX on Mar 24, 2018 21:38:35 GMT -5
Nice win by Prohibition and Omen in the main event.
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Post by Mad Kanter on Mar 27, 2018 13:07:01 GMT -5
Awesome card. Congrats to Prohibition and Omen on their championship wins.
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Post by Bri on Mar 27, 2018 18:16:49 GMT -5
Big time congratulations to Matthew Cross! Not only is he one half of the NEW Olde Time Tag Team champs... He's also the winner of the 'Here Comes the Groom' facial hair extravaganza! Nice work! Hey Pariah! Hope you had a good seat, our barn can be a touch drafty depending upon where you're sitting. I was so stoked when Samson & Cross won the tag titles - it was a relatively short but tense match for sure. And that's true, his beard will never get weird again! Very grateful for you're comments and support - as you know it really goes a long way. Going to be posting the next Top Turnbuckle Tribune soon brother. Much thanks! |
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Post by Bri on Mar 27, 2018 18:20:09 GMT -5
Nice win by Prohibition and Omen in the main event. Hey TTX! Glad you enjoyed my friend. Both title matches came out the way I wanted (which I find doesn't happen too often across the board). Pretty stoked - now I just wonder how long they can hold on to them. Jazzed you are enjoying - I'm having a blast with this little fed for sure. I thank you! |
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Post by Bri on Mar 27, 2018 18:24:23 GMT -5
Awesome card. Congrats to Prohibition and Omen on their championship wins. Hey Mad Kanter! I appreciate your comments my friend. Also glad you enjoyed. I hope they can hold onto those titles for a while. Pretty evenly packed product line. Would freak out if we got a third official set. Much Thanks Dude! |
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Post by Bri on Mar 27, 2018 18:37:34 GMT -5
Bob The Barker has started to notice a bit of a change in the clientele and folk in and around the town of Speakeasy, Ohio as he is selling our next Top Turnbuckle Tribune.
Among seeing other sketchy characters, a long, affluent looking jet black car with running boards on both sides pulls into the alley way next to the main hotel/restaurant in the middle of town and drives behind it...
Olde Wrestling Federation. Only 5 Cents!
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TOP TURNBUCKLE TRIBUNE !
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Olde Wrestling Extravaganza # 4 :
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Only 75 Cent Door Charge - An Evening Chock Full Of The Following Wrestling Exhibitions for this coming Friday - February 22nd, 1929 !!! :
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!! SIX WRESTLING EXHIBITIONS !!
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Jollyville Jeeper Clean vs Representative Gavin Q. Volstead
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Jollyville Jeeper Jerk vs Senator Cameron S. Sheppard
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The Trailblazers - "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe & "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine vs Murderers Row - "Big" Sue Jackson & "Burly" Bill Taylor
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The Greatest Show On Earth - THE OWF WORLD CHAMPION - Dr. Jacob Omen & "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon vs Crime And Punnishment - Judge Hugo Lexington Black & Agent Dick J Lahart.
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Nicholas Valentino vs The Other Half Of The OWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS - Matthew Cross
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Someting For Everyone!!! - Fortune Teller, Contortionist, Juggler, Occassional Celebrities (we hope), Comedians and Even A Kissing Booth To Help You Stay Warm, Try Your Luck At Our New Shell Game Table...Or Take A Chance At Our New 25 Cent 50/50.
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Title Matches Scheduled For Friday March 1st Extravaganza To Be Announced At The End Of This Coming Friday Night's Card By Our Time Keeper - Not So Big Ben - You Don't Wanna Miss This !!!
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Have a good one everybody!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Mar 27, 2018 20:42:56 GMT -5
Looks like a fun show......in a way an old school NXT or FTR with a heavy dash of Chikara.
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