Post by Thomas (TK) on Dec 17, 2008 21:28:21 GMT -5
A HeadBashers Inc. Production:
PRE-SHOW SNIPPETS:
Jim Duggan: Don't get snippy with me Nikita Breznikov or I will introduce you to my 2 X 4 tough guy! USA! USA! Hyooooooo![/color]
Abdullah Farouk: Tonight in this very arena, seventeen wrestlers are giving it their all to gain momentum. However, my charge will destroy anyone and everyone that stands in his way of victory! All hail the one true Sheik![/color]
Rikidozan: I have come from my homeland to America for one reason...to become the USWF champion! Rude will find out the hard way that these hands (holds his hands in front of the camera) call thunder down from the heavens onto my opponents! Banzai![/color]
Bobby"The Brain"Heenan: Mister Perfect, the Ravishing One, and the Atlantic City Avalanche...how can the family go wrong? It will be only a matter of time before one of my men becomes champion![/color]
THE MATCHES:
Curt "Mister Perfect"Hennig versus George South:[/u] Mr. Perfect had no problem with the 'enhancement' talent as he used his patented neck snap to set up the HENNIG PLEX! (*).
Dream Team versus Naptown Dragons: This match was an exciting display of high risk maneuvers (at least by the Dragons) but would break down to basic mat techniques! Greg Valentine would catch Scotty Vortekz after attempting a flying body press and leveled the rookie with a shoulder breaker! 'The Hammer' would lock on the FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK to force his opponent to tap out! (** 1/2).
Hacksaw Jim Duggan versus Nikita Breznikov: This match was a snooze fest as both combatants were sluggish in the ring. After Duggan countered a piledriver with a body slam of his own, Duggan garnered the painful to watch victory. (DUD).
Vachons versus Killer Bees: A fairly good match up! All four wrestlers would enter the squared circle during the bout and the Vachons were about four inches from winning his match. However, Brunzell would break up the pin attempt by Butcher Vachon and the Killer Bees both rolled out of the ring. The Vachons attempted to follow but the referee restrained them from chasing their opponents to the outside of the ring! This would make a HUGE difference as both Bees crawled back into the ring wearing their masks and what appeared to be B. Brain Blair used a SMALL PACKAGE for the duke! (***).
[glow=red,2,300]BATTLE ROYAL:[/glow] After the bell, all seventeen superstars sprung to life and choose their first opponents in this match. After only thirty seconds, Johnny Rodz was eliminated after a missed flying body press on Cousin Luke went array and Johnny ended up going over the ropes to the floor! S.D. Jones would be the next to go after Necro Butcher blasted him with a running elbow to end his hopes of winning.
After several minutes had passed, George Hackenschmidt used a belly to belly suplex to toss Danny Doring over the top rope and Koko B. Ware would shortly follow after Ted Dibiase pushed the Tennessee native off the top turnbuckle! 'The Russian Bear' would suffer an elimination after Mike Quakenbush used a QUAKENDRIVER III on the ring veteran but the young star would also be put out of the bout after a sneak attack lariat by The Mountie!
At the nine minute mark, the Sheik finally chalked up his first elimination after he repeatedly stabbed Hackenschmidt with what appeared to be a screwdriver! Only moments later, Necro Butcher and Johnny Valentine was eliminated by a running double clothesline by Cousin Luke! However, Cousin Luke would be scooped up by King Kong Bundy and tossed onto the arena floor! Cousin Luke gestured that he wanted to shake Bundy's hand and when Bundy reached down-King Kong Bundy was eliminated as the Hillbilly pulled the big guy out of the ring to the concrete floor!
At the twelve minute mark, Dibiase and Virgil double teamed the Mountie and put the Canadian Constable out on his backside without any qualms about it! Dibiase then betrayed his body guard and scooped up Virgil to end his hopes of winning the bout.
At the fifteenth tick of the big hand, 'Gorgeous' George relied on Cherie Dupre to distract Dibiase and used a dropkick to bankrupt 'The Million Dollar Man'. The final two combatants circled the ring for several moments to size up their opponent and then locked up.
At the seventeen minute mark, 'The Nature Boy' Buddy Rogers would win the whole kit and caboodle as he used a dropkick/ pole ram combo to put George out of the squared circle! 'The Nature Boy' dropped to his knees exhausted and although he only eliminated one wrestler, that one elimination was enough to win the first Battle Royal in the USWF! (****).
[glow=red,2,300]MAIN EVENT:[/glow]
Rick Rude (w/ Bobby'The Brain'Heenan) versus Rikidozan: After Rude degraded the women of the Boston Gardens, he had his hands full with the Japanese superstar! 'The Ravishing One' would endure several THUNDEROUS CHOPS before Rikidozan went for his first pin attempt! Obviously, Heenan felt like he needed to stick his nose in the match and Rude's manager also received a forearm hammer for his troubles. However the manager distracted his charge's opponent long enough, Rude regained his senses and used a RUDE AWAKENING to score the upset! (****).
