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Post by Bri on Sept 5, 2018 8:03:39 GMT -5
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Opening Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nicholas Valentino vs Dr. Jacob Omen!
(During the radio press conference in the town of Speakeasy, Valentino flat out asked Dr. Omen if he does in fact swig this "Magic Elixir" that he peddles on the side, during his matches. Dr. Omen responded with steely reserve, as he walked right up to and stared right in Valentino's eyes and said without flinching or blinking, "No".)
Fortune Telling: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Madam Destiny (with Lou Costello this time at the seance table as her guest) reveals that:
1. The true owner, (and distant relative of The Judge) is somewhere in attendance tonight. (While Agent Lahart starts to take notes and Inky Scoops hears about this "true owner" of The OWF for the very first time.)
2. A startling fact about our Ms. Wae Mest, who works the concession stand as well as the kissing booth, (same stand 😊).
Tag Team Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Crime & Punnishment" - Judge Hugo Lexington Black & Agent Dick J. Lahart vs "The Trailblazers" - "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe & "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine!
(The true owner of the OWF has told The Judge that if he and "The House Dick" can't beat this punching pipsqueak...and a hairy broad...then he will be very...disappointed).
Baudy Comedy: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bud Abbott makes an announcement about the upcoming Barroom Brawl Battle Royal, as Lou claims that his new wrestling strategy would make him an absolute shoe in to win it.
Main Event Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Burly" Bill Taylor vs "Felino Blanco" - Louis Lyndon!
(The in town press conference for this match turned into a heated exchange and then an all out brawl. Hook, Line and Sinker eventually broke it up - but the situation has made Inky Scoops think that for the upcoming Barroom Brawl Battle Royal, he is definitely going to have to hire additional security).
Please Note: ------------------------- (As a result of the pre match chaos, this match is now a "Moustache vs Mask" match.)
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Thanks everybody!
Bri.
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Post by Pariah on Sept 5, 2018 11:19:20 GMT -5
Moustache vs Mask?! AYE CARRUMBA! Best of luck, Blanco!
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Post by TTX on Sept 5, 2018 11:33:19 GMT -5
High stakes for certain. Looking forward to finding out the owner as well.
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Post by Bri on Sept 9, 2018 12:14:50 GMT -5
Moustache vs Mask?! AYE CARRUMBA! Best of luck, Blanco! Hey Pariah! I'm right there with you for sure. Won't have long to wait my friend, going to be posting the results soon. Many Thanks amigo!
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Post by Bri on Sept 9, 2018 12:17:06 GMT -5
High stakes for certain. Looking forward to finding out the owner as well. Hey TTX! Hope to have these results posted very soon. As a preview, definitely some new wrestlers headed to Speakeasy Ohio looking to see Inky Scoops about signing up for The OWF. Always appreciated my friend!
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Post by Bri on Sept 9, 2018 12:19:57 GMT -5
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Extravaganza of Olde 3: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A Bodacious Bonanza Of Bodyslams!
Brought To You By - The Art of Manliness & Now - Loudly & Proudly - The Law Offices of Marx, Marx And Marx.
Opening Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Nicholas Valentino vs Dr. Jacob Omen!
▪ Nicholas Valentino defeated Dr. Jacob Omen via Count Out. Omen was counted out after having his already bloodied face cracked further open on a Steel Ringside Post - at approximately the 6 minute mark.
(A back and forth match that went south during the last minute or so of the bout for Omen. After surviving a Full Nelson submission hold from Valentino, Omen fought back well but soon found himself being badly slashed open by a Foreign Object (a pocket knife). As the crowd was livid, Valentino unceremoniously tossed Omen outside the ring. Due to blood loss, the good Doctor couldn't make it back to the ring in time).
Valentino - (+1) ratings points Dr. Omen - (-1) ratings points
(While our referee Public Enemy Number One raised Nicholas Valentino's arm in victory, people in the crowd saw a $10.00 bill being passed simultaneously between them. The crowd responded by pelting both with food, garbage and one person tossed a cup of beer at them, (although don't tell anybody, cause as far as the Judge and the Legislators know - we only sell "root" beer). 😊
Fortune Telling Act: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From her seance table from within the center of the ring - The Beautiful and Scantily Clad - Madam Destiny!
▪Joining Madam Destiny at her seance table set inside the center of the ring for this card is Lou Costello who was often hypnotized by her crystal ball, (among other things). During the course of displaying her arts, she revealed the following two facts:
1. The true owner of the OWF is in attendance tonight however...this is a man of much mystery...and he is not easy to see...and that...is by design...(with this revelation several things occurred):
a. The crowd started looking around and around at each other in vain, trying to catch a glimpse of this "mystery" man.
b. Agent Lahart pulled out his pad and pencil and; as well as deciding to pay closer attention to the words of the beguiling Madam Destiny going forward, he started to take notes on this subject.
c. Lou totally got the creeps and decided to hide underneath Madam Destiny's small round table.
d. In addition to Lahart, never hearing about this true owner of the OWF, Master Inky Scoops, the true brains of the outfit had never heard of this until now. The Judge must be his lackey, he thought. Scoops was angry and needed to find out more on this.
e. Only one person in the arena tonight had spotted him. When he didn't see anybody out of the ordinary, he spotted someone in the darkest corner of Speakeasy Arena...dark trench coat and hat, smoldering ember from the tip of his cigarette. This one person knew who the owner now was, their paths had crossed before in New Orleans.
2. Our concessionist and kissing booth woman Ms. Wae Mest secretly wanted the men in attendance to know that although her kisses cost 1 bit, her tongue is for free...(and with this revelation a few things occurred):
a. There was a stampede of men that quickly formed a roughly organized line for the Kissing Booth as the women in attendance stuck their noses up in the air and gasped "Well!".
b. Madam Destiny called for Bud to quickly come up to the table to help her revive Lou. Overwhelmed with opposing emotions of fright and lust, poor Lou had passed out just after he got to his feet - trying to shake off his initial spooky feeling.
c. Our Ms. Wae Mest turned beet red, but she definitely earned her money!
Tag Team Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Crime and Punnishment" Judge Hugo Lexington Black & Agent Dick J. Lahart - vs "The Trailblazers" - "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe & "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine!
▪ "Crime & Punnishment" - Judge Hugo Lexington Black & Agent Dick J. Lahart defeated "The Trailblazers" "The Bearded Lady" Mary Elizabeth Monroe & "The Handlebar Habidasher" Marion Fontaine via Disqualification. The Trailblazers were disqualified due to Outside Interference at the 6 minute mark.
(Without a doubt influenced by the recent comments by the real Owner of the OWF, Judge Black went for the throat right off the bat, or actually the heart. Agent Dick J. Lahart caught The Bearded Lady off guard and in a Sleeper for a near submission, but then followed it up with what many thought was a heinous act. Lahart executed his LAHART PUNCH on The Bearded Lady that also caught her breast some. Marion Fontaine rushed to her rescue but Judge Black wacked him in the temple with his Gavel - knocking him cold. From there...our referee Public Enemy No 1 lost all control of the match...)
(Jumping into the fray out of the croud was a female wrestler, (who later turned out to be named Thunderkitty), and a masked male wrestler...wearing a derby, (who later turned out to be named Jervis Cottonbelly). Outraged by Laharts and the Judges actions, Thunderkitty trapped Lahart in her SLEEPER HOLD, even lifting him off his feet in her rage in the process as Cottonbelly VERTICAL SUPLEXED the Judge out and over the ropes, scattering our time keeper Not So Big Ben a second before the Judge crashed through his small wooden time keepers table. Monroe and Fontaine appreciated they're help and attendance to their wounds).
(All four discussed much from inside the confines of the ring as Hook, Line and Sinker just barely prevented retaliation, especially after The Legislators - Sheppard and Volstead were attending to Lahart and the Judge).
Crime & Punnishment - (+1) ratings points The Trailblazers - (-1) ratings points
Baudy Comedy: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bud Abbott - Evening folks...now we have some news from Master...Inky Scoops with regards to the upcoming...Barroom Brawl Battle Royal...
Lou Costello - Wad he say?...Wad he say?...
Bud Abbott - Originally...the winner of this battle royal meaning...the only one that hasn't been thrown over the ringside barrier...was to win one shot each at the greatest...titles in the world...the OWF World Championship and the OWF World Tag Team Championships...but now everyone is wrestling for something better...
Lou Costello - Better than that!...What could be better than that?...
Bud Abbott - I'm glad you asked that...the winner will become the very first...OWF Bruhaha Champion...and will be responsible for defending this secondary title belt against any...and all comers...
Lou Costello - That's great!...I'm so happy!...I can get to try out my new submission hold...(Lou pulls out a shiny new pair of pliers)...
Bud Abbott (starts laughing) - Oh no...you mean to tell me that you signed up to wrestle?
Lou Costello (now smiling) - I was going to...but Inky said I should try being security first to see how it goes...but I'm ready for it...
Bud Abbott - Look...How dumb can you get?
Lou Costello - How dumb do you want me to be?
Bud Abbott - Well good luck to you...you idiot.
Lou Costello - Good luck to us you mean...I signed you up too (smiles to the crowd - and they start to crack up).
Bud Abbott - Wait a minute!...You signed me to?...That's It!...I'm gonna beat your ears off...
Lou Costello - Only...if you can catch me...
(Bud tried in vain to catch Lou as he chased him all over the arena...but Lou was much faster than he looked...as Bud stopped to look by the Kissing Booth and he still couldn't find Lou, he kept running...Lou then slowly turned around from kissing Ms. Wae Mest...and passed out again).
Main Event Exhibition: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Burly" Bill Taylor vs "Felino Blanco" Louis Lyndon - in a Moustache vs Mask Grudge Match!
▪ "Felino Blanco" Louis Lynon defeated "Burly" Bill Taylor via Pinfall. Lyndon pinned Taylor courtesy of his CROSSBODY SPLASH finisher - at approximately the 3 minute mark.
(Quite simply, Bill Taylor was completely overwhelmed in this bout. The high flyer Louis Lyndon dazzled all in attendance, but none so more than our referee Public Enemy Number One. Trying to keep up with the lightning fast offense of Lyndon, our referee was temporarily stunned by something falling seemingly onto his upper back and shoulders. However then spinning around and seeing Lyndon hooking Taylor's leg, he made and awarded the three count).
(After the match, timekeeper - Not So Big Ben told Public Enemy No 1 that Louis Lyndon executed his CROSSBODY SPLASH after leaping off the top turnbuckle but first onto Public Enemy No. 1's shoulders - for added height and leverage - and then onto Taylor. This is a finishing move that will be talked about for many years).
(Realizing he lost, at first "Burly" Bill Taylor tried to escape into the crowd - but he was quickly apprehended by the partners of the OWF's new law firm, Marx, Marx, & Marx, (and also occasional additional security). After being promptly grabbed by two people):
Chico Marx - It's ah o.k...looka...you justa be a man..bout it...O.K?...
Groucho Marx - Yeah!...this won't "hoit" a bit!...
(As soon as Taylor saw Harpo Marx come basically out of nowhere charging at him erratically with a hand pushed lawn mower...Taylor emitted a high pitched scream like a little girl, broke free, and then ran full speed straight outside Speakeasy Arena - still screaming into the night - as the crowd exploded in laughter.)
Lyndon - (+2) ratings points Taylor - (-2) ratings points
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From The Desk of Inky Scoops:
(After the main event...Dr. Jacob Omen had heard that Inky Scoops wanted to find out about the real owner right away):
Dr. Jacob Omen (To Inky) - I saw him leave the arena...he was standing in that dark corner of the arena...if he didn't have a lit cigarette...I may have missed him...dark trenchcoat and hat...but I definitely know who he is.
Master Inky Scoops - Please...tell me...
Dr. Jacob Omen - Anybody from south of the Mason Dixon line...knows who Mr. Black is...a Mississippi riverboat gambler...who's a real big shot in New Orleans...the police don't even arrest anybody in the French Quarter...unless they check with him first...controls the criminals and all the vice rackets...
Master Inky Scoops - Maybe he's staying in town tonight...I can see if I can talk to him tomorrow morning...what's his first name?...
Dr. Jacob Omen - His first name?...I don't know actually...but...he is only seen at night...if you catch my drift...
Master Inky Scoops - You don't mean to tell me he's a?
Dr. Jacob Omen - Vampire?...Yeah that's what he's been called...and that's what he looks like to me...although some have said voodoo witch doctor...(just now remembering, and snap's his fingers)...I heard someone call him..."Coven"...once...
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Coming up next:
Top Turnbuckle Tribune Number 4.
Hope all is good!
Bri.
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Post by TTX on Sept 9, 2018 12:40:28 GMT -5
Laughs....very fun stuff as always. Especially liked Abbot and Costello...but I demand equal time for Howard Fine and Howard against the Marx Brothers. Keep it up.
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Post by Pariah on Sept 9, 2018 18:51:20 GMT -5
Some really cool intrigue surrounding the mysterious owner... Excited to see where this particular rabbit's hole winds up... TRUTH!
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Post by Bri on Sept 11, 2018 16:53:27 GMT -5
Laughs....very fun stuff as always. Especially liked Abbot and Costello...but I demand equal time for Howard Fine and Howard against the Marx Brothers. Keep it up. Hey TTX! Very jazzed that The OWF is fun. And I can't thank you enough for those kind words and your support! Look for more Marx Bros down the road and here and there, little by little - some other characters getting involved both inside and outside the ring. Can't get enough of these Olde Wrestling Extravaganza wrestlers. Thanks again!
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Post by Bri on Sept 11, 2018 16:58:53 GMT -5
Some really cool intrigue surrounding the mysterious owner... Excited to see where this particular rabbit's hole winds up... TRUTH! Hey Pariah! I thought you would get a kick out of "Coven" Black being the distant relative of Judge Hugo Lexington Black. Look for an increased presence by Coven as he starts to get (slightly) more involved with the OWF. The Judge (his cousin), is the owner in as far as the local authorities are concerned as Coven continues to stay off of all radars. Thanks man for being a part of it all! (P.S. don't tell Lou Costello that the owner is a vampire, he will get terrified!).
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