Card #22 - San Antonio, Texas
Mr. Fuji defeated George South with the Banzai Drop in 3:10.
-total squash for the Devious one.
In Ring: (Participants for the next tag team match are in the ring. The Suicide Blondes with Tammy Sytch and New Generation)
Sytch is on the mic and claims that this match will not take place. They've already beaten this low rent team and they demand a challenge. Jim Powers responds and says that they hold a win over them as well, so this is the tie-breaker. Chris Candido interrupts and claims it was a fluke. He and Doctor Tom want a challenge. Get us someone, anyone besides you two. Bagwell smiles and motions to the back. A new tag team has made their way to the ring.)
Barry Windham & "Hands of Stone" Ronnie Garvin fought The Suicide Blondes (Chris Candido & Dr. Tom Prichard) (w/Tammy Sytch) to a Double-Countout in 9:27.
-action spilled to the floor and both team ignored the referee's count. The fighting continued towards the back until GCW officials helped break up the melee.
"Magnificent" Muraco pinned Tracy Smothers with the Hawaiian Hammer in 4:25.
-Muraco recovered from an early onslaught to plant Smothers head first into the mat.
Piper's Pit (w/ Masked Superstar)
Piper mocks the crowd and is upset that he couldn't find anyone man enough to face him on this huge event. Instead he'll just do what he does best- besides fight that is. Piper says that he never trusts anyone with a mask on and wants to know what the Superstar's plans are. The masked man simply answers "None of your business." Piper is incredulous. Well you don't want to talk, tough guy. Maybe I can get my opponent anyways. Superstar says it's fine with him. Piper feigns off and instead "Ace" Orton attacks the big man from behind and a ref slides into the ring.
Masked Superstar beat "Ace" Bob Orton Jr. (w/ Roddy Piper) by Disqualification when Orton used his cast in 5:25.
-Piper came in and both attacked the Superstar but were double clotheslined out to the floor after a whip into the ropes.
-If Bockwinkel & Magnum win, Bockwinkel gets 5 minutes alone with Bobby Heenan-Nick Bockwinkel & Magnum TA defeated Simply Ravishing (Rick Rude & Curt Hennig) (w/ Bobby Heenan) when Magnum pinned Hennig with a Belly to Belly Suplex in 13:09.
-Commissioner Massif was out to make sure that no Heenan family member was out to help and threatened suspensions if anyone was in the ring. Bockwinkel got his revenge and had Heenan locked in a Figure Four Leglock after running for several minutes. When the five minutes were up Rude and Henning helped their manager to the back as Bockwinkel soaked up the cheers.
-GCW United States Title Match-"Universal Heartthrob" Austin Idol beat "Swiss Superman" Antonio Cesaro (c) with the Las Vegas Leglock in 14:31 to win the title.
-A fantastic see-saw matchup. Cesaro looked a bit lost without Bobby Heenan in his corner as he was worse for wear from last match and could not make it to ringside. Idol worked the right knee and locked in the figure-four for several minutes and kept him in the center of the ring and finally got the tap out win.
-Texas Bullrope Match-"Macho Man" Randy Savage defeated Terry Funk in 9:45 when he touched all four corners.
-A blow off to their feud Funk dominated early until Savage turned the tables and used the cowbell to deadly advantage. He finally dragged Funk to the last corner and ended their rivalry. Funk was attended to by medics afterward.
*Terry Funk is out 1 fight card
-GCW World Tag Team Title Match-Miracle Violence Connection (Terry Gordy & Steve Williams) (c) beat Bruiser Brody & "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka by Disqualification when Snuka was caught using a chair in ring in 16:55.
-All four men were battling in the ring and the ref was having issues with order. Roddy Piper and "Ace" Orton made their way to the ringside and Orton slid a chair into Gordy to use on Snuka. Gordy just looked at it and Snuka picked it up and turned to Piper and Orton outside the ring. The ref saw the infraction and called for the bell.
-Hardcore Alamo Street-fight Elimination Match-The Rock N' Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson) & "Bullet" Bob Armstrong defeated Sullivan's Slaughterhouse (Kevin Sullivan, Purple Haze & Maya Singh) (w/ Fallen Angel) in 17:08
-It was sweet revenge for the South as the Rock and Rolls and Bullet Bob got a satisfying bit of revenge on Sullivan's crew. Bloody and battered they stood on the turnbuckles as the crowd cheered.
Elimination #1- Robert Gibson pinned Maya Singh with a roll up after Singh hit the turnbuckles face first in 7:09.
Elimination #2- Ricky Morton pinned Kevin Sullivan with a Double Dropkick in 14:45.
Elimination #3- Bob Armstrong beat Purple Haze with the Sleeper in 17:08.
-GCW World Title Match- 2 out of 3 Falls-"American Dream" Dusty Rhodes defeated "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase (w/Antonio Cesaro) (c) to win the title in 2 straight falls.
Fall #1-Rhodes submitted DiBiase to the Figure Four Leglock in 5:25.
Fall #2-Rhodes pinned DiBase after a Knoggin Knocker with Antonio Cesaro when he attempted to interfere in 13:45.