Post by TTX on Sept 13, 2018 19:43:00 GMT -5
Nightmare Nikki: "Are we crazy? We'll leave that to the gate receipts to tell us. Here, we are going with some silly fun as classic comedians battle each other in a wrestling ring for no reason other than to entertain us."
The Three Stooges (with Shemp Howard) bested The Marx Brothers (with Zeppo Marx) following a Pancake Splash by Curly on Chico. This was a wild affair from the start with Moe smashing Curly and Larry's heads together telling them to focus. Meanwhile, Groucho smoked his cigar blowing smoke into Curly's face only for Curly to start slapping his own face and woobing up before going wild. At one point, Harpo backed into the corner pantomiming fear before executing a classic Stooge eye gouge on Moe. At another point, Harpo and Larry swung their insturments at each other but both wildly missed and fell to the mat from the ricochet. The end came when Moe tossed Groucho to the floor and Curly caught Chico off the ropes with an elbow before deliving a big pancake splash that put him down while Shemp stopped Zeppo from distracting the referee.
Fatty Arbuckle pinned Charlie Chaplin following an avalanche. Charlie was in full Little Tramp mode and frustrated Fatty for a long while with his antics but he made a mistake trying to tackle the big man who knocked him down and then bounced off the ropes and jumped on his chest. From there, he picked up the Little Tramp, slammed him into the turnbuckle and hit an avalanche. He covered Chaplin for a five count and then performed a pratfall leaving the ring somehow falling into a cream pie on the floor.
Buster Keaton took down Harold Lloyd following a flying elbow drop. Keaton had a stone cold look as Lloyd ran around the ring. Eventually Lloyd tried a cross body block only to get tossed to the mat. After a while, Keaton suplexed Lloyd down before hitting a big elbow for the win.
Lucille Ball thrashed Joan Rivers with a running spear. Joan Rivers gave a fashion critique to Ball's outfit and an annoyed Ball delivered a vicious running spear and covered for the pin.
Eris: "Joan should have known better than to mock the woman who takes Vitameatavegamins." Ball then screamed out "Who's next?"
Laurel and Hardy knocked off Abbot and Costello when Stan Laurel rolled up Lou Costello after Abbot and Costello got stuck in their "Who's on First" routine. This was a fairly even match until the crowd started to shout "What" and Bud responded "Second Base" That led to Lou asking "Who's on first?" While the two continued their schtick, Oliver Hardy delivered a clothesline to Abbot who was in front of Stan Laurel who used a school boy rollup for the three count.
Bob Hope (with Bing Crosby) bested W.C. Fields after a short lariat. Hope had little trouble with Fields who seemed to have his head lost in the clouds before Hope just drilled him for the pin. After the match, Ted Healy smashed a bottle across W.C. Fields head. Fields seemed upset. It was not about getting hit by the bottle but the loss of the liquor inside.
Milton Berle dropped George Burns with a sleeper hold. Two classic comedians battled with various submissions and escapes but finally Berle locked in the Sleeper and said "it's Good Night Georgie this time." and won.
Amos and Andy beat Martin and Lewis following a bulldog on Lewis. Some might have wondered if Amos and Andy belonged but they proved it battering down Martin and Lewis with a series of moves before Andy used a bulldog on Lewis for the three count.
Amaranth: "Hope everyone enjoyed the craziness this is. We'll be back soon for another show as well as some Legends Unleashed."
The Three Stooges (with Shemp Howard) bested The Marx Brothers (with Zeppo Marx) following a Pancake Splash by Curly on Chico. This was a wild affair from the start with Moe smashing Curly and Larry's heads together telling them to focus. Meanwhile, Groucho smoked his cigar blowing smoke into Curly's face only for Curly to start slapping his own face and woobing up before going wild. At one point, Harpo backed into the corner pantomiming fear before executing a classic Stooge eye gouge on Moe. At another point, Harpo and Larry swung their insturments at each other but both wildly missed and fell to the mat from the ricochet. The end came when Moe tossed Groucho to the floor and Curly caught Chico off the ropes with an elbow before deliving a big pancake splash that put him down while Shemp stopped Zeppo from distracting the referee.
Fatty Arbuckle pinned Charlie Chaplin following an avalanche. Charlie was in full Little Tramp mode and frustrated Fatty for a long while with his antics but he made a mistake trying to tackle the big man who knocked him down and then bounced off the ropes and jumped on his chest. From there, he picked up the Little Tramp, slammed him into the turnbuckle and hit an avalanche. He covered Chaplin for a five count and then performed a pratfall leaving the ring somehow falling into a cream pie on the floor.
Buster Keaton took down Harold Lloyd following a flying elbow drop. Keaton had a stone cold look as Lloyd ran around the ring. Eventually Lloyd tried a cross body block only to get tossed to the mat. After a while, Keaton suplexed Lloyd down before hitting a big elbow for the win.
Lucille Ball thrashed Joan Rivers with a running spear. Joan Rivers gave a fashion critique to Ball's outfit and an annoyed Ball delivered a vicious running spear and covered for the pin.
Eris: "Joan should have known better than to mock the woman who takes Vitameatavegamins." Ball then screamed out "Who's next?"
Laurel and Hardy knocked off Abbot and Costello when Stan Laurel rolled up Lou Costello after Abbot and Costello got stuck in their "Who's on First" routine. This was a fairly even match until the crowd started to shout "What" and Bud responded "Second Base" That led to Lou asking "Who's on first?" While the two continued their schtick, Oliver Hardy delivered a clothesline to Abbot who was in front of Stan Laurel who used a school boy rollup for the three count.
Bob Hope (with Bing Crosby) bested W.C. Fields after a short lariat. Hope had little trouble with Fields who seemed to have his head lost in the clouds before Hope just drilled him for the pin. After the match, Ted Healy smashed a bottle across W.C. Fields head. Fields seemed upset. It was not about getting hit by the bottle but the loss of the liquor inside.
Milton Berle dropped George Burns with a sleeper hold. Two classic comedians battled with various submissions and escapes but finally Berle locked in the Sleeper and said "it's Good Night Georgie this time." and won.
Amos and Andy beat Martin and Lewis following a bulldog on Lewis. Some might have wondered if Amos and Andy belonged but they proved it battering down Martin and Lewis with a series of moves before Andy used a bulldog on Lewis for the three count.
Amaranth: "Hope everyone enjoyed the craziness this is. We'll be back soon for another show as well as some Legends Unleashed."
