Interdimensional Championship Wrestling

["Dr Death" Ric Anderson]

Welcome, wrestling fans, to the very first edition of Interdimensional Championship Wrestling! Get ready to see the very best wrestlers from all of time and space! Our championship committee has chosen our inaugural champions. First we have the Interdimensional Heavyweight Championship, held by the one and only Gorgeous George! Next we have the very first Milky Way Champion, Krampuseed! And finally, the Interdimensional Tag Team Champions: Nick Bockwinkel and Ray Stevens. All of these fine competitors will be in action here tonight!

David Von Erich vs Randy Savage.

David won a hard fought match with the Iron Claw after 16 minute and 12 seconds.

David Von Erich has granted us a few moments for an interview: “I may be new to the fans of ICW, but I've been around for a while. Randy Savage is a great wrestler, there's no doubt about it. But I'm here for a reason and I won't be stopped. I will be the Interdimensional Heavyweight Champion.

Greg Valentine vs Masked Superstar

Valentine came out on fire for this match. He caught the Superstar early with a series of elbows and chops and managed to win in under two minutes.

SD Jones vs Rob Van Dam

This was a wild street fight that ended up outside the ring almost immediately. Van Dam won when he blocked an attempted sunset flip.

Encubus vs Bloodline

In a second straight wild match that saw as much action on the floor as it did in the ring, Bloodline won in just over 10 minutes by submission with the Indian Deathlock.

Stars and Stripes vs The Vachons

In a surprising outcome, Stars and Stripes dominated from the opening bell. Bagwell scored the pin over Butcher Vachon with the Yellow Jacket Suplex. Mad Dog tried to prevent the pin, but The Patriot nailed him with a flying clothesline to secure the win.

Koko Ware vs Krampuseed

Ware never stood a chance in this one. Krampuseed won in less than a minute with Season's Beatings.

Nick Bockwinkel and Ray Stevens vs The Armstrongs

Stevens and Bockwinkel showed why they're the tag team champs. They systematically wore down Brad Armstrong until Stevens finally beat him with the Bombs Away.

After the match the champs had this to say: Bockwinkel “If these southern hicks are the only competition the humanoids that run this promotion can find for us, then we'll be champions until we decide to retire the belts.

Stevens “Yeah, Nicky, of course the only problem is, they ain't never gonna find any decent competition for us because we're so much better than any other team out there!!”


Cowboy Bob Orton Jr vs Gorgeous George

This non title match saw Orton win after hitting George several times with the cast on his arm. This win guarantees Orton a title shot in next week's main event.

Orton grabs the mic at ringside as George is helped to the back. “Georgy Porgy thinks he's a champ? Well I just showed that I can beat him, and next week he has to put that belt up. There's about to be a new sheriff in town!!”

The camera's follow Gorgeous George as he sits on a bench in the locker room with an ice pack on his head. “This is what I get for allowing myself to get in the ring with a ruffian like Orton. That cast is a menace. But that's fine. Next week, I'll break the other arm for him!!”

“Thanks for watching folks. Until next week, So long from the center of the universe!!”

["Dr Death" Ric Anderson]

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another edition of Interdimensional Championship Wrestling! We have a real treat this evening. Not one, but two championships will be on the line!!

First, our resident demon, Krampuseed will defend the Milky Way heavyweight title against David Von Erich. Then in a rematch from last week, “Ace” Bob Orton Jr. will challenge Gorgeous George for the Interdimensional Heavyweight Championship.

Before we head to the ring, I understand that Greg Valentine has something to say.

Valentine: “Y'know, after just one week it's easy to see that this is the toughest place to get ahead in the entire universe. It's nearly impossible to do it alone, so I've gone out and found a couple of friends. The first is standing right beside me. Zoom out mr. cameraman and let the people see Randy “Macho Man” Savage!! From now on, we'll be focusing on every major title in this place, along with my other friend, “Ace” Bob Orton. With him on board we'll have the big belt before the night is through!

Wow, ladies and gentlemen, this might be a trio that's impossible to stop! With that, let's head to the ring for our first match!

SD Jones vs Randy Savage

Jones tries to give himself an advantage by jumping Savage as he comes through the ropes. That got him about 3 seconds of offense, then Randy took him apart. Savage could have beaten him easily, but picked him up after a two count just to show how little chance Jones actually had against him. Savage finally won after a flying elbowdrop.

Encubus vs Masked Superstar

The Superstar is apparently just a shell of his former self. He's lost his first two matches here on ICW and this one wasn't even close. Encubus wins in less than two minutes with the Maffei Masterlock.

Rob Van Dam vs Koko Ware

This wild match spilled outside the ring early and both men were disqualified for using chairs.

The Windhams vs Stars and Stripes

This was a hotly contested match that saw Blackjack Mulligan get counted out when Marcus Alexander Bagwell lured him outside the ring and kept him tied up for the 10 count.

Greg Valentine w/ Randy Savage vs Bloodline

Bloodline took control from the opening bell. He went for the early pin and Randy Savage hit the ring to break it up. Bloodline stopped “The Macho Man” with a flurry of punches and threw him over the top rope. Valentine used the distraction to take over the match and finally locked in the Figure Four Leglock for the win.

The Armstrongs vs Nick Bocwinkle and Ray Stevens

Bob Armstrong demanded this rematch to show that losing to the champs last week was a fluke. Stevens and Bockwinkle took the match with no hesitation.

Stevens and Bockwinkel work together like a well-oiled machine. They deal an amazing amount of punishment to Brad Armstrong, including sleepers and piledrivers several times over. The younger Armstrong keeps finding ways to keep from being pinned and finally tags his father. Bob comes in and fires away on Stevens. After a few minutes, Bob tags Brad back in. Brad is still much too weak and falls victim to Bockwinkel's figure four leglock pretty quickly.

Milky Way Heavyweight Championship: Krampuseed vs David von Erich

This match, for the Milky Way Heavyweight Championship is decided quickly, after Krampuseed hits two Child Eaters to secure the win.

Interdimension Heavyweight Championship: Bob Orton Jr. vs Gorgeous George.

This turned out to be a pretty lopsided match. With Orton winning in under 10 minutes after hitting a Superplex and then smashing George with his cast.

Orton is standing in the ring celebrating, surrounded by his new friends, Randy Savage and Bob Orton. Valentine grabs the mic and says “This is only the beginning! The three of us will dominate every title and every wrestler in this area. Count on it!!”

["Dr Death" Ric Anderson]

Welcome to another edition of Interdimensional Championship Wrestling. We have some amazing action in store for you tonight. Including TWO title matches! Also the tag team champs, Nick Bockwinkel and Ray Stevens are here in non-title action!

Randy Savage w/Greg Valentine vs Gorgeous George

This was a back and forth match between two evenly matched competitors. Until Savage decided to live up to his name and take it outside the ring. After a piledriver on the floor left George weakened, it was only a matter of time before “The Macho Man” secured the pin.

Rob Van Dam vs The Iron Sheik

Van Dam took incredible punishment early in the match. Rob even managed to reach the ropes to break the Sheik's camel clutch. Van Dam finally won the match when it spilled out of the ring and Sheiky Baby got counted out.

Encubus vs SD Jones

Encubus dominated most of this match. Jones got a small amount of offense before Encubus stopped him with the Maffei Masterlock.

Stars and Stripes vs The Armstrongs

Stars and Stripes win when The Patriot hits the Patriot Missile on Brad. Afterwards, Brad knocks Bagwell out of the ring while Bob locks a sleeper on The Patriot. Brad keeps Bagwell out of the ring while The Patriot loses consciousness. Finally, David von Erich hits the ring to break the hold. However, the damage is done. It looks like the Patriot suffered some serious injuries and will miss at least 5 weeks before he's able to return to action.

Later, after The Patriot has received medical attention and is on his way to the hospital, David von Erich has this to say. “The Armstrongs have been friends of my family for a long time. I had a lot of respect for Bob. Brad and I have spent a lot of time hunting and fishing together over the years. But there was no excuse for tonight. I'm offering my services to Marcus Bagwell as a fill-in partner until The Patriot is ready to step back in that ring and take care of his own business.”

David Von Erich vs Koko Ware

Von Erich makes quick work of Koko. As soon as the referee counts 3, the Armstrongs hit the ring and blast David. Brad hits the Russian Legsweep and Bob locks in the Sleeper. He's obviously trying to put David out of action to isolate Marcus Bagwell. Bagwell hits the ring and tries to help David but Brad heads him off. Barry Windham slides under the ropes and elbows Bob in the back of the head, causing him to break the hold before any serious damage is done.

With the odds less to their liking, Bob and Brad run back to the locker room. Once there, a camera crew follows and Bob has this to say “We're sick and tired of being taken advantage of. From now on, anybody thinks they can beat an Armstrong better be ready to visit the local hospital!!”

Milky Way Heavyweight Title Match: Krampuseed vs Greg Valentine

Krampuseed is in control of this match early. He hits the Child Eater and goes for the pin. Randy Savage hits the ring, but Krampuseed grabs him and tosses him out of the ring. Savage grabs his foot and drags him out of the ring. The ensuing chase causes Krampuseed to get counted out. The matchmaker announces that there will be a rematch next week, with no countouts and no disqualafications.

Nick Bockwinkel and Ray Stevens vs Barry Windham and Blackjack Mulligan

Bockwinkel and Stevens win a tough match. They pile the punishment on Barry when the referee gets knocked out and Stevens finally hits a Piledriver for the win.

Interdimensional Heavyweight Championship: Bob Orton w/Greg Valentine vs Bloodline.

Bloodline is in control from the beginning of this one. He hits a Nebula Knee Breaker and goes for the pin. Valentine hits the ring and nails Bloodline from behind. Orton clubs Bloodline with the cast and Valentine locks in the Figure Four Leglock. The referee is calliing for the bell and trying to pry Valentine off of Bloodline as we fade to black!