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Post by on_the_edge on Jan 28, 2022 17:24:20 GMT -5
PAW - Phoebe Civic Arena
A clip video from Faction Wars showing Phantasy attacking Witch, then Captain Crossbones defeating Pardon and finally the Captain beating down Pardon. It is announced that both Witch and Pardon are injured and will be out an unidentified amount of time.
King Tux is pushing his wheelbarrow with his egg into it. He enters the No Flight locker room and Gobbler the Hit-Turkey is there talking to a similarly dressed large rooster.
King Tux: Um, who's this?
Gobbler: Hey King. This is an old friend and tag partner from my early days. Mallard, this is King Tux. King, this is Mallard.
Mallard: Nice to meet you. Nice egg.
He then seems to give Gobbler a sly look that King Tux doesn't notice.
King Tux: Oh, why thank you. It's close to hatching. So, you two are catching up on old times?
Gobbler: Well, it's more than just that. I'm trying to talk him into joining us. We can all work as a unit. What, with you busy with your egg and all. We can be a tag team like the Freebirds of old Earth wrestling.
King Tux: Three birds? Well, yea I guess. I mean there ARE three of us.
Mallard: No, not three. Free. F...R...E...E. Free.
King Tux: I know we are free birds. No one controls us. So what?
Gobbler: No, no, no. See, they were this tag team group...you know what, it doesn't matter. The point is, the three of us can work as one tag team. Be it you and me, Mallard and me or even you and Mallard.
Raising a flipper to his chin King Tux is deep in thought.
King Tux: Ok. Yea. That could work. Welcome to my team Mallard.
Blur vs Workrate.
The fans were hyped for this match and they did a good job of delivering. Blur attacked first and caught Workrate off guard. He was in control for a couple minutes. Then things were pretty even for a while. Blur went to the top rope but Workrate sprung up to meet him. Workrate rocked Blur with a cutter off the top rope. Things were going Workrate's way till he tried for his high-risk finisher. He flew going for the Six Star Splash but crashed and burned. Not long after Blur hit him with a Blurring Lariat and pinned him.
Winner: Blur by pinfall.
Announcer B: Wow, that was a fun match.
Announcer A: The best part is it is just one of numerous matchups between these two we will get to see.
A camera shot of a dim lit back hallway. The camera pans down to a grate at the base of a wall. Two red beady eyes come into view behind the grate. They look around a bit them slowly move back and disappear into the gloom.
No Flight (Gobbler & Mallard) w/King Tux vs Cosmic Forces.
This was a stellar match. One much better than expected. Adam hit Positive Charge on Gobbler but he kicked out. Adam tagged Mad A in but he couldn't keep the momentum for long. When the two men went to the floor, they slugged it out and Gobbler won. Back in the ring he tagged Mallard in who worked over Mad A.
No Flight used frequent tags and double teaming to put Mad A in trouble. He knew it so he dove for his corner and made the hot tag. Adam came in like a house on fire. He was all over Gobbler. He hit a Megablast and went for the cover. Mallard came in which brought Mad A in. As the four brawled King Tux got in the ring too. Cosmic Forces won the exchange and sent Mallard and King Tux to the floor. Adam gestured that it was over which popped the fans. He hit Positive Charge on Gobbler then went for the cover. Gobbler kicked out at two which shocked everyone. Adam tagged Mad A in. He hit a Rocket's Red Glare and finally got the pin.
Winner: Cosmic Forces by pinfall.
As Mallard checks on Gobbler, King Tux checks on his egg.
A look at how Uranus won a TV Championship title shot. He won the Triple Threat that included Murtak the Merciless and Swerve. Then we see him getting ready with Sonny Rocket and Cool for his title shot in the main event. Finally, we see Moonlight preparing for the match.
Moonlight vs Uranus w/Sonny Rocket and Cool for the PAW TV Championship.
Things were going good for the champion till she went to run the ropes and Cool swiped at her feet. He missed but distracted her. That allowed Uranus to get the upper hand. He performed Son of Janus but Moonlight kicked out. After another unsuccessful pin attempt, he went for another Son of Janus. As he made the cover Sonny grabbed Moonlight's legs and the ref counted three. What a huge upset!
Winner: Uranus via pinfall to win the title.
At first Uranus looked confused. He couldn't seem to believe he won. Then when it sunk in, he went wild celebrating. Cool and Sonny lifted him on their shoulders and marched around inside of the ring.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 2, 2022 18:55:17 GMT -5
Card #177 - Phoebe Civic Arena
The show starts with highlight from the PPV, Faction Wars. They all lead to the shocking appearance of Aethran Outlaw and Paralyze at the end. Why are they here? What does it mean for the different factions that were involved with the PPV?
Speedster vs Epitome.
Early on it looked like Epitome might pick up his first win in CLAW. Then the plucky youngster battled back. However, things were not easy for him. He hit finisher after finisher only to have Epitome kick out. Speedster was starting to show signs of frustration. Finally, another Eye Of The Hurricane finished Epitome off.
Winner: Speedster via pinfall.
As an unhappy Speedster makes his way to the back he is met on the stage by Urchin. The two talk and disappear into the back.
The camera goes into the Aethran Invasion locker room. Spike is talking to his three men about their defeat last night. He sees the camera then quickly and rudely pushes the cameraman out of the locker room.
Paganax w/Insert Team Name Here vs Zealos w/Oracle.
The Heathen Chief looked like he has been working out as he was more muscular. It didn't help early on as Zealos actually had him in trouble. Zealos came close to getting DQ'd during a fight on the floor. After a couple minutes Paganax found his footing. He got the pin after a Pagan Void. Cringe handed him a mic after.
Winner: Paganax by pinfall.
Paganax: I want a shot at Monolith and the Cosmic Heavyweight Championship. Until Magnus Colby and the CLAW Board of Directors grant me that title match, I will keep making sacrifices out of CLAW wrestlers like this poor Zealos. He was sacrifice number one. How many more sacrifices must I make till I get what I want and deserve?
The camera shows the door of US champ Evolution. He defends his title in the main event tonight. The door opens and Overkill walks out and down the hall. Was he trying to talk Evolution into joining Legacy?
General Aegis vs Prince of Rose.
This rematch from the PPV came about when Rose challenged Aegis to it. Not only that, Rose challenged Aegis to come out without Colby or Warfare in his corner. It looked like a good call as Rose was in complete control. The match seemed to be on the verge of ending when Rose locked Aegis in Not In Line. Then Warfare ran down and entered the ring. Rose tried to attack him but Warfare countered and laid him out. The ref almost called for the bell but instead simply sent Warfare to the back. Aegis hit Final Salvo but Rose kicked out. It took two more finishers but Aegis picked up the W.
Winner: General Aegis by pinfall.
In The Alliance locker room Solitude is asking Avenging Force if he's seen or heard from either Mister Centra or Skull since the PPV. Force says he has not.
Butchers of Aethra vs Overkill & Rumble.
Rumble was all over Minster of War. Perhaps he should have tagged out. War turned things around and tagged Mayhem Unchained in. Mayhem was doing good then he decided to grab his chain and attack Rumble. The ref had no choice but to call the match.
Winner: Overkill & Rumble via disqualification.
The Butchers attacked the Legacy members. Then Aethran Invasion came down and joined in the beat down of Overkill and Rumble. Announcer A points out that Malice is not here tonight so he can't help his stablemates. Suddenly Wolf rushes out and goes after Turmoil. But Minister of War cuts him off. He and Mayhem hold Wolf back and usher him out of the ring. Wolf seems confused, not to mention upset, as why the Butchers are not allowing him to attack the Aethran Invasion members.
A promo that Earth will be invaded soon. Invaded by CLAW and PAW hot wrestling action.
Evolution vs Total Anarchy w/Oracle for the United Stars Championship.
Before the match began the camera caught Aethran Outlaw and Paralyze watching the action from the upper bowl. They stood there throughout the match, talking to each other now and then. Were they scouting Evolution? As for the match it was a battle for the first few minutes. Then the champ started taking control. After Anarchy kicked out following Evolution's finisher, the champ used a series of Total Disaster to wreck Anarchy. Oracle tried to help his man to no avail. Evolution used a swinging neckbreaker to finally put Anarchy away.
Winner: Evolution via pinfall to retain.
The ref handed Evolution his title belt. Then the champ looked up at Aethran Outlaw and Paralyze.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 7, 2022 17:20:18 GMT -5
PAW - Sagitta Forum
Announcer A: We have some hot action tonight.
Announcer B: Almost as hot as the jalapeƱos that came with my nachos.
Announcer A: Tonight, will be about payback. Witch gets the chance for payback against Phantasy and Mad Maxus finally get their hands on Andromeda Xtreme.
Announcer B: Meanwhile those jalapeƱos are getting payback for me eating them.
Announcer A: <sigh>
No Flight (Mallard and King Tux) w/Gobbler vs Cosmic Forces.
No Flight came down and it was not known which two of the three would be in the match. It ended up being Mallard and King Tux. Mallard somehow talked King Tux to start for their team. After giving Gobbler instructions for watching his egg King Tux got in the ring. Mallard might have made a mistake. Cosmic Forces used frequent tags and double team moves to put Tux in trouble. Adam finished him off after a Positive Charge.
Winner: Cosmic Forces by pinfall.
The camera shows a dark part of the arena somewhere in back. A pair of red beady eyes come into view. Then a second pair.
First voice: So, what do you think?
Second voice: Yea, dis seems like da place to make our next moves. Da boss will luv it. Is dat one guy here youse was talkin abouts?
First voice: Yes, I saw him earlier.
Second voice: Good. Let's go see him.
The eyes back up and disappear into the darkness.
Witch vs Phantasy.
Phantasy came down first and got some cheers from the male fans. Then Witch came out, her left shoulder taped up, and she ran down to the ring. She slid in and attacked Phantasy. Witch was relentless on her assault. She hit a Sultry Superplex and pinned Phantasy.
Winner: Witch via pinfall.
Witch was impressive in her in-ring debut. But she wasn't satisfied with just getting a win over Phantasy. She continued attacking Phantasy as the ref tried to pull her off.
Back from the break, Astarte is standing in the ring.
Astarte: Swerve, you have been the bane of my existence for quite some time. I've been racking my brain on how to deal with you. Then one day I was watching the latest CLAW and when it was over the network showed a rerun of an ancient Earth comedy, Seinfeld. The episode gave me an idea. You and I have a match with a special stipulation. The loser becomes the butler to the winner for one year. I hope you accept my challenge, but I doubt a punk like you has the guts.
Andromeda Xtreme w/Howler vs Mad Maxus.
Mad Maxus are in the ring but once Andromeda Xtreme start coming out, they rush them. The two teams brawl on the floor. Andromeda Xtreme get the better of the exchange. Armour rolls Electric Axe into the ring to get the match officially started as Alkalil and Howler beat on Totally Awesome, throwing him into the ring stairs. Andromeda Xtreme brutalize Axe. Alkalil hits an Andromeda Facebuster then follows up with an Air Aardvark. Then Alkalil hooked a leg and got the three count.
Winner: Andromeda Xtreme via pinfall.
Murtak the Merciless is walking down a hallway. Up ahead, two men, well two rats wearing pin stripe suits and fedoras, are leaning against the wall, one on each side. As he walks past them, they quickly move to each side of him and lock an arm around one of his. They change his path and direct him into a room.
Murtak: Hey, what is this?
The door slams shut.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 10, 2022 17:43:16 GMT -5
Card #178 - Sagitta Forum
The Enforcers w/Krakan vs The Partisans w/Oracle
The show starts off with a hot tag match. Who might win was up in the air for a bit. Then The Enforcers started to roll. They hit It's Just Business on Votarist then Tongsoon pinned him.
Winner: The Enforcers via pinfall.
Inside the War Lords locker room. Wolf tells the Butchers of Aethra that they have a six-man tag team match tonight against Aethran Invasion. Minister of War tries telling him the War Lords have bigger enemies to focus on than the Aethran Invasion. Wolf won't hear it and storms off. Minister and Mayhem just look at each other without speaking.
Paragon w/Epitome vs Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby.
Epitome tries hyping the crowd before the match. He says Prime couldn't spell win even if he spotted him the W and the I. That just enrages Prime who rushes Paragon and pounds on him. Epitome made a mistake as the only one he hyped was Prime. Paragon survived two Simian Skullcrushers but not the third.
Winner: Prime Colonizer by pinfall.
Skull and Mister Centra are talking in a back hallway when Mister Centra when Solitude walks up.
Solitude: Hey, where have you been?
Mister Centra: What are you talking about? We teamed to deal with the Aethrans at Faction Wars. We came out on top and showed them who the best wrestlers in CLAW are. Now that it is over, we go our separate ways and take care of our personal business. I mean you should understand that better than anyone...Solitude.
With that Mister Centra and Skull turn around and walk off.
Paganax vs Mike Fortune w/Krakan.
Paganax was dominating Mike but instead of ending the match it seemed he was playing with Mike. It almost cost him when the match ended up on the floor. Mike got a bit nasty, almost going too far and getting disqualified, and took control. He put the heat on the Chief but couldn't put him away. Paganax made a comeback and finished Mike off with Pagan Void.
Winner: Paganax by pinfall.
As Paganax was leaving to the back he looked at the camera and flashed two fingers.
Ventross is talking to the Alien Liberation Force in their locker room. He says while he was suspended the others did not pull their weight. At Faction Wars they had the chance to gain power in CLAW by winning not one but two titles and they blew both chances. Changes need to be made so they can show these humans they are not the most powerful. It's time for ALF to grab power and be taken seriously.
Malice vs Endgame.
What should have been a great match, maybe even a match of the year candidate, turned out to end shockingly quick. Endgame had the early offense. Then Malice did and ended Endgame's night with Malicious Intent.
Winner: Malice via pinfall.
Aethran Outlaw and Paralyze are walking in back when Wiggy walks up. She tries to ask them questions about why they are in CLAW but they ignore her and keep walking. Wiggy looks befuddled at the camera.
Aethran Invasion w/Spike vs War Lords.
These two teams did not get to face off at Faction Wars as they both lost their semifinal matches. Wolf started for his team and Category Five got in the ring for his. Wolf waved Five off and instructed him to tag one of the others in. Five did not appreciate the disrespect and slapped Wolf. Big mistake as Wolf tore into him. Five had to dive for his corner and make the hot tag. Thus, giving Wolf what he wanted.
Five's former tag partner, Torment, came in and locked up with Wolf. Torment started to wear Wolf down then tagged Turmoil in. After a couple minutes Wolf went to tag Minister of War in. Minister just hopped off the apron. Wolf looked confused then miffed. He turned toward Mayhem Unleashed who grinned and dropped to the floor too.
Wolf looked at the Butchers who answered his questioning expression by flipping him off. Wolf growled at them and returned to the action in the ring. He attacked Turmoil like a wild beast. Before anyone knew what was happening Wolf performed End of the Hunt and pinned Turmoil.
Winner: War Lords via pinfall.
With the match over the other members of Invasion rushed Wolf and started beating him down. Wolf fought hard but the numbers were against him. On the floor Mayhem looked at Minister of War. Then Minister grabbed a ringside chair and Mayhem his chain. Both men slid in the ring and the three men of Invasion backed up. The Butchers started swinging...at Wolf. Finally, a bloody Wolf was laid out on the mat. Spike entered the ring. He stared at the Butchers then offered his hand. Minister and Mayhem shook it.
Announcer A: It looks like the band is back together again.
Announcer B: What does a stronger Aethren Invasion mean for CLAW?
Announcer A: Based on how things were before when they were together, I would say nothing good. Nothing good at all.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 15, 2022 17:11:22 GMT -5
PAW - Paradise Palace
In a mostly dark room Murtak the Merciless is sitting in a chair behind a plain table. The only light is supplied from a hanging lamp. The two rats that we saw walk off with him on the last show walk into the camera shot.
Murtak: Will you tell me who you are and what is going on?
Fever: My name is Fever; the big man here is Typhoid. We are the Rat Pack. We are waiting on the boss, The Big Cheese. He has an offer you can't turn down.
As if on cue, another rat, slightly chubby walks in.
The Big Cheese: So, this is the guy?
Fever: Yes sir.
The Big Cheese: Good. Let's get down to business.
As The Big Cheese reaches a hand into his suit jacket Murtak gets a scared expression on his face.
Workrate vs Blue Chip.
This match was almost over as soon as it began. Workrate with a couple quick moves and a pin attempt. Before the ref counted three Workrate lifted Chip's shoulders off the mat. It almost cost him as a few minutes later Chip started to roll and had Workrate on the defensive. Workrate countered and hit a Six Star Splash for the win. He looked mildly disappointed as the match wasn't as good as he'd hoped.
Winner: Workrate by pinfall.
A promo video from Moonlight.
Moonlight: If something looks different about me, it's I'm without my title belt. Uranus got lucky and beat me for it. I want it back. I need it back. I am demanding a rematch. You got lucky Uranus. If you are a real man, you will face me again. I will have my belt back around my waist.
Mayham the Cannibal vs Mass w/Crust and Kroll scientists.
Mayham jumped on Mass from the get-go. He was all over Mass and even hit his finisher. But Mass found a way to kick out just in the nick of time. Then the big man fought back. He applied the Master Race Lock and Mayham squealed, er tapped out.
Winner: Mass by submission.
A video showing a scary looking jungle. We see overgrown vegetation and some wild animals. Then the camera moves to a clearing where there is a large pot sitting on a fire. As the camera starts to hover over the pot, full of murky water, we see two then a third skull pop up. The skulls of uncertain origin bob in the boiling water.
An unnerved Murtak walks out of the room he had been in and the door shuts behind him. He pulls out his smartphone and pushes a few buttons on it. Then a huge grin crosses his face.
Murtak: Cha-Ching.
He walks off with a spring in his step as he whistles a happy tune.
The Survivors vs Andromeda Xtreme w/Howler for the PAW Tag Team Championship.
The last time these two teams faced off it ended in a time limit draw. The boys from Andromeda were set on that not happening again. They were on fire and worked well together. Alkalil hit Polidorn Pounce on Thriller and went for the cover. Bobby Lee wanted to try and make the save but he had a Howler on his leg. With that we had new tag team champs. The Thrillers run on top ended after half a year.
Winner: Andromeda Xtreme via pinfall to win the titles.
King Tux rolls the wheelbarrow with his egg in it right into the No Flight locker room. He sees Gobbler the Hit-Turkey and Mallard.
King Tux: Hey guys, what's up? Why the long faces?
Gobbler walks over and kicks the wheelbarrow over sending the egg rolling across the floor.
King Tux: What the hell man?
As he rushes over to check on his egg Mallard smashes him from behind with a stiff forearm. Soon as King Tux hits the ground Mallard and Gobbler start putting boots to him. They are stomping a mud hole into him. Mallard grabs him and sets him up for a piledriver. Gobbler jumps off a bench and they hit a spike piledriver on Tux. Then they place him in the wheelbarrow and roll him out of the locker room. That leaves just the egg in the room. It starts to shake a lil bit. Then the sound of a cracking shell can be heard. A small fist busts out of the top of the egg. That fist sticking out of the egg is last thing seen as the show ends.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 15, 2022 17:15:41 GMT -5
Card #179 - Paradise Palace
The owner of Paradise Palace is in his exquisite office when Magnus Colby storms in.
Magnus Colby: What is this I am hearing about you making the main event for tonight's show?
Owner: It's simple. I needed something really exciting and entertaining for my guests to enjoy on your show. So, I made the match between Turmoil and Solitude in a Rylock Rod match. Trust me, it will be good for both of us.
Magnus Colby: (pauses as he thinks) Yea, I guess it will be. Just in the future run it by me first. I mean CLAW is my company. I should know what is going to happen BEFORE it happens.
Owner: Fair enough. (He puffs on his cigar and blows smoke).
Speedster vs Murdok.
Murdok was in control to start then he flung Speedster into the corner and got rocked with a flying knee. Speedster followed up with Rapid Fire Elbows and almost scored the W. He got that a minute or so later after Eye of the Hurricane.
Winner: Speedster via pinfall.
After the bell rang the rest of Murdok's Army rushed the ring. Speedster tried to fight them off but the numbers game got to him. Then the crowd cheered as Church of Truth (Oracle, Urchin, Calamity and The Partisans) came out to help Speedster. After a couple minutes of brawling the Church stood tall as Murdok's Army was laid out. Urchin talked to Speedster and they hugged. Then Speedster went over to Oracle and they shook hands. Then the members of the Church of Truth did a special bow which Speedster joined in with. It seems he has joined the Church.
A promo video from Butchers of Aethra.
Minister of War: Krakan, we know you and your Henchmen For Hired made an arrangement to try and take us out. Well now, you are going to start paying. We are facing The Enforcers tonight and will take them out. Remember, you go against Aethrans and you will face your doom.
Paragon vs Agony.
Announcer A points out there are two things you rarely see. One is Paragon does not have Epitome with him. The second is Paragon has an opponent he has to look up too. Maybe Paragon felt Epitome cost him the last match and didn't want the distraction. It seemed to work as Paragon dominated most of the action. An airplane spin led to a close two count. He followed right up with a Paragon Power Bomb for the win.
Winner: Paragon by pinfall.
A promo for the next PPV, the last one of the year for CLAW, Conquest. All titles will be on the line. Will the champs continue to conquer their challengers or will they be conquered?
Paganax vs Revolver.
This was a long intense match that should be in the running for Match of the Year. It didn't start that way as Paganax was dominating Revolver. After a couple unsuccessful pin attempts, he went for a Centra Swing and it seemed the match was over. But Revolver found a way to get his shoulder up in time.
Things got more interesting when Paganax hit Revolver with Primal Scream. He went to make the cover but Revolver kicked out at one. Everyone was shocked, none more so than Paganax. Revolver then started getting in some offense. It looked like Paganax's war path to a title shot was about to hit a roadblock. However, the Heathen Chief was not going to let that happen. He rode out the storm and came back with a Pagan Void for the victory.
Winner: Paganax via pinfall.
As he has his arm raised Paganax holds up three fingers with his other hand.
A video showing Ventross working out the other members of Alien Liberation Front. He is driving them to be the best they can be. So, they will be better prepared the next time they wrestle.
The Enforcers w/Krakan vs Butchers of Aethra w/Spike.
The Enforcers started like a house on fire. Tongsoon hit Battle Cry of Minister of War. When that didn't work, he tagged Galactic Punisher in. Minister caught him off guard at first but couldn't keep the momentum. The Enforcers hit It's Just Business on Minster but he kicked out. Minister felt things slipping away so he made a desperate tag.
Mayhem Unleashed didn't find things better for him. He faced a beat down but survived a pin attempt. The Enforcers hit It's Just Business on him. Minister of War came in to make the pin save. That is when all hell broke out. The four men brawled and took the fight to the floor. Spike tried to jump on Tongsoon but the ref pulled him off. Then Krakan came over and when the ref tried to stop him Krakan pushed him to the side. The ref had enough and called for the bell.
Winner: None, double disqualification.
The ringing bell didn't matter to either tag team. Or their managers as it were as all six men kept fighting all the way into the back.
In the interview area Cosmic Champion Monolith and his manager Dark Menace.
Dark Menace: It seems a lot of people want a shot at Monolith and HIS title. The problem is none seem worthy. I guess it will be up to Magnus Colby and the Board who gets the next title shot and end up as Monolith's...sacrifice.
Monolith: I...break...you.
Turmoil vs Solitude in a Rylock Rod match.
The Rod is shown floating over the turnbuckle in a neutral corner before the match started. The bell rang and both men rushed toward it but ended up fighting each other. Then Turmoil went for it again. Solitude grabbed his leg but the Aethran wildman kicked him off and grabbed the Rod. Turmoil went to hit Solitude but he blocked the blow by grabbing Turmoil's arms. They struggled over the Rod and it ended up in Solitude's hands.
Solitude sent Turmoil into the ropes and smashed the Rod into his stomach. Solitude tossed Turmoil over the top rope and down to the floor. He went out after the Aethran. He set Turmoil against the steel pole before cracking him with the Rod. Back in the ring Solitude went for his finisher but only got a two count. After abusing Turmoil, he repeated the out of ring attack. An Aethran Powerbomb and Solitude rolled up Turmoil for the three.
Winner: Solitude via pinfall.
Spike, Torment and Category Five come running out from the back and jump on Solitude. Then it is Aethran Outlaw and Paralyze that fly out of the back. They exchange blows with Aethran Invasion. The tide turns when Paralyze gets his hands on the Rylock Rod. Being an expert on its use he chases Aethran Invasion out of the ring. Spike leads his men up the ramp as they jaw at the men in the ring. Once they are gone Paralyze looks at the Rod and tosses it to Solitude. Outlaw and Paralyze exit the ring and walk toward the back. Solitude looks around then he leaves. But is he simply leaving to the back or is he following Outlaw and Paralyze?
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Post by Thomas (TK) on Feb 16, 2022 13:45:09 GMT -5
Andromeda Xtreme wins gold baby!!! And lil' swole is on his way!
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 22, 2022 17:11:29 GMT -5
PAW - New Globe Theater
GM Johhny Rocket is standing in the ring.
Johnny Rocket: We have a great night of action tonight ending in the main event where Uranus defends the TV title against former champion, Moonlight. Before we get to that action, I have two announcements. First, we are just two shows away from returning to Earth. Second, we are introducing a new Championship belt. But this is a title no one is going to want. It's the Black Hole Championship. It goes not to the winner, but the loser, of title matches. The champion can challenge anyone they want and that person must accept the "title" match. If the person who is challenged wins, they cannot be challenged again during the same title reign. The champion needs to be careful with their challenges, however. If a Black Hole Champion loses five times, they will be stripped of their title...and their job. They will be fired and the Championship Committee will decide how to crown a new Black Hole Champion. We will have a four-man tournament to crown the first champion on our next show. For now, enjoy tonight's show.
Splash vs Red Talon.
Splash was making his PAW debut as part of The Future of Wrestling Is Now. He almost got a shockingly fast victory. He hit Ode to the Elite and followed it up with his Flight of the Fallen finisher. Talon barely kicked out in time. Splash went to the top turnbuckle and came flying off. Talon jumped and used a Beak Butt to rock Splash. Talon went on a roll but couldn't put the new guy away. Then Splash caught his second wind and used Flight of the Fallen to pick up the W in his debut.
Winner: Splash via pinfall.
Murtak the Merciless is in the locker room admiring his new flagpole. The PAW Tag Team Champions, Andromeda Xtreme walk in with their manager.
Howler: Nice pole. Hey, is that a sapphire on top of it?
Murtak: Yes, yes it is. Thanks for noticing.
Alkalil: How could you afford something nice like that?
Murtak: I recently sold Murtak's Munchies and Entertainment Emporium for a very hefty amount to a generous businessman.
Armour: No. How could you? You loved that place.
Murtak: Did you not hear "hefty amount"? Besides who needs all that aggregation. Shipping and supply costs keep going up due to issues from Black Death awhile back. Then there are all the screaming brats and their mothers with their complaints and lawsuits, "rats in the ball pit is not safe or a sanitized play area". I mean, come on. It's basically just a petting zoo. What kid doesn't like a furry creature to play with and pet? Oh well. It's not my headache anymore.
Stallion vs Faller.
A good match where Stallion controlled most of the action. A Planet Shaker led to his victory.
Winner: Stallion by pinfall.
A promo video showing a jungle. A savage beast, much like a boat with big nasty tusks, is seen stalking a smaller creature. Suddenly it stops and sniffs the air. It squeals and runs in the opposite direction. It disappears into some heavy foliage. It squeals then makes a sound that seems to signal it's in pain. Everything is quiet and there is no movement. Then suddenly a hand holding the dead creature pops out of the foliage. It flings the beast at the camera. The rest of the man slowly emerges and it is a wild, crazed Vacant. He lets out a loud growl before rushing the camera and the shot goes to all black.
Uranus vs Moonlight for the PAW TV Championship.
Unbelievable. That is the best way to describe this match. Moonlight went for a headbutt to Uranus's face and he covered up. The result was she headbutted the top of his head, stunning herself. The scrawny one took advantage and while the first Son of Janus didn't earn him a win the second one shortly after did.
Winner: Uranus via pinfall to retain.
The champ looked surprised then he strutted around the ring like he was the greatest wrestler ever.
PAW Xtreme Champion Captain Crossbones, along with Witch, walk into GM Johnny Rocket's office.
Johnny Rocket: Welcome back from your suspension champ.
Captain Crossbones: Let's skip the, pleasantries, as they were. I was told you has news on the next challenger for my title.
Johnny Rocket: Yes, I do. The Championship Committee wants to explore the other side of the Xtreme Championship. So instead of facing a hardcore wrestler you will be facing Workrate. The Committee is hoping for a stellar match. Seeing as it will be the main event for our Earth show.
Captain Crossbones: Fine. I will not beat him too fast and try to not embarrass him. In the name of, a good show.
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Post by on_the_edge on Feb 23, 2022 17:29:52 GMT -5
Card #180 - New Globe Theater
Calamity vs Darkness in a Falls Count Anywhere match for the Primus Carnage Title.
Neither man's manager was allowed ringside thus taking away Darkness's advantage when starting the match. Early on the champ was easily in control. Then the match went to the floor. Darkness caught Calamity off guard and ended up power bombing him thru the announcer's table. He went for the cover but Calamity kicked out at the last moment. As the two battled ringside, Calamity grabbed a stun gun from an area security guard and zapped Darkness. Back in the ring Calamity kept his advantage and used a diving knee to knee strike to finish Darkness off.
Winner: Calamity via pinfall to retain.
A promo from Torment throwing out a challenge to Evolution for a title match at Conquest.
The Partisans w/Oracle vs Insert Team Name Here w/Paganax.
It seems having their Chief in their corner, literally as well as figuratively, gave ITNH a ton of confidence. Cringe almost picked up the win in the first minute. The Partisans would not just roll over however. Partide survived a tag finisher but later Cringe used stomps to head to put him away.
Winner: Insert Team Name Here by pinfall.
A promo for CLAW coming to Earth and the Madison Cubed Garden. The first match to be announced, Prince of Rose will face General Aegis again. This time to keep anyone from interfering it will be held in a cage.
Paganax w/Insert Team Name Here vs Blue Dazzler.
This was almost a short match as Paganax caught Dazzler with a Pagan Void but Dazzler escapes right before the three count. From there it was a long back and forth battle. Paganax made one more cover, Dazzler didn't even attempt one. The bell suddenly rang. The ring announcer informed everyone the match reached the match time limit.
A "five more minutes" chant broke out. Both men pleaded with the ref who finally relented. Blue Dazzler got on a nice roll. He finally went for a cover and Paganax kicked out with authority before one. He followed up with his finisher and got a two count. A couple minutes later the bell rang again. The fans and wrestlers wanted five more minutes. The ref called to have the match restarted. This time Paganax was on fire. It took him only a minute to hit Pagan Void.
Winner: Paganax via pinfall.
Paganax: (He holds up four fingers) That is four. Four sacrifices on my path to a Cosmos title match. Four sacrifices on my path to greatness. When do I get my title shot? Is Monolith really that scared of me? When will he come out from behind Dark Menace's skirt?
Someone came out but not who Paganax wanted. It was Nikolai. He made his way to the ring and entered.
Nikolai: Will you shut up. No one wants to hear...
He is cut off by a stiff forearm to the face from Paganax. The Heathen Chief then starts stomping on Nikolai. After a choke slam he went to the floor and pulled a table out from under the ring. He slides it into the ring and sets it up. Finally, he puts Nikolai on a turnbuckle and performs a superplex sending Nikolai thru the table. Paganax stands up and holds five fingers up.
In the promo area US Champion Evolution is standing with the belt on his shoulder.
Evolution: You want this Torment? I accept. I will see you at Conquest. If you want this, you have to take it off my corpse.
Malice vs Prime Colonizer w/Magnus Colby.
Prime was showing off at the start, trying to intimidate Malice. He got lifted and body slammed to the mat for his effort. Malice made short work of him and finished him with a Malicious Intent.
Winner: Malice by pinfall.
A promo from Wiggy saying she plans on getting to the bottom of why Aethran Outlaw and Paralyze are here in CLAW. Fans have questions and she will get some answers.
Desolation Factor w/Magnus Colby vs Butchers of Aethra w/Spike for the Cosmos Tag Team Championship.
The Butchers looked hungry going into this match. They worked great together. They had Rack on the ropes. Rack tried to make the hot tag but was cut off. Mayhem hit him with a Leap of Doom but Rack kicked out. Magnus Colby tried to distract Mayhem to allow his man to tag out. He only distracted the ref allowing the Butchers to double team Rack. Minister of War used Aethran Massacre and as he went for the pin Spike grabbed Ruin's leg. The ref counted three and we had new tag champions.
Winner: Butchers of Aethra via pinfall to win the titles.
The Butchers beat the team that beat them. This is their third reign with the Cosmos Tag titles.
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Post by on_the_edge on Mar 1, 2022 16:54:54 GMT -5
PAW - Aethran War Dome
Announcer A: We have a wild and ruckus crowd tonight. I am a bit surprised with the Black Hole Championship tournament being our show.
Announcer B: I hear the Aethran's see this almost like a comedy. Men battling and the weakest one being exposed.
Murtak the Merciless vs Red Talon in a Black Hole Championship tournament semifinal match.
Talon was all over Murtak. It looked like he would win and be free of the title's gravitational pull. Then Murtak rolled to the floor and took almost the whole ten count to reenter the ring. As he was doing that, Red Talon went to the top rope. Big mistake. Murtak grabbed the top rope and shook causing Talon to crash and burn. Murtak followed up with a back suplex and made the win. Talon tried arguing that Murtak had a handful of tights but the ref wasn't having it.
Winner: Murtak the Merciless via pinfall to send Red Talon into the finals.
After the commercials we see Murtak walking in back when TV Champion Uranus walks up.
Uranus: Hey, just wanted to say that was a tough break.
Murtak: What are you talking about? I won my match. No Black Hole title to weigh me down.
Uranus: No, not that. The deal with your old restaurant.
Murtak: Ha! Shows what you know. I made a pretty pelonce on that sale. I have a nice fat bank account. Did you see my new flagpole?
Uranus: I know you made a good amount. But the buyers were digging the ground to pour the foundation for the high-rises they were building and ended up discovering a Dilithium Crystals mine. That land is worth 60, maybe 70 times what they paid you for it. Typical Murtak, sitting on a "gold" mine and didn't even know it.
He walks off laughing leaving a speechless Murtak.
Mayham the Cannibal vs Duke of Destruction in a Black Hole Championship tournament semifinal match.
The two men were having a good match till it went to the floor. Mayham stomped on Duke's foot and poked him in the eye. Duke lost his cool. He grabbed a chair and blasted Mayham with it. Duke of Destruction got himself disqualified into the finals.
Winner: Mayham the Cannibal by disqualification sending Duke of Destruction into the finals.
Duke starts throwing a fit at ringside. He slams the chair onto the ring steps a couple times. He turns around and appears to be pondering hitting Mayham with the chair again. Then someone beats him to the literal punch. A crazed looking Vacant jumps out of the crowd and starts wailing on Mayham. The Hog with the Log tries fighting back but he's wobbly from the earlier chair shot. Security rush out and pull the men apart. Announcer A: It looks like this feud is not over. An improved Vacant looks to get payback on Mayham.
A promo for the next show which will be on Earth. The main event will be Captain Crossbones defending the PAW Xtreme Championship against Workrate. Also, just added, Mayham the Cannibal vs Vacant.
The camera shows Wiggy running in back, waving for the cameraman to keep up. She runs up to Swerve.
Wiggy: Swerve. Swerve, hold up. You have been challenged by Astarte to a match. The loser must be the butler for the winner. We have not seen or heard from you since. Do you accept?
Swerve: I accept but on one condition. Our match must be an I Quit match. That way there is no excuses. Go ask Astarte if he has the guts to accept MY challenge.
Red Talon vs Duke of Destruction in the Black Hole Championship tournament final match.
Duke was mocking Talon before the match, saying the belt will look great around Talon's waist. It angered Talon and he jumped on Duke. The anger gave him a quick advantage but soon it worked against him. He sent Duke into the corner and without thinking he rushed in. He got blasted by Duke's boot in his face. Soon after, KO Punches sent Talon to the mat and Duke pinned him.
Winner: Duke of Destruction via pinfall resulting in Red Talon winning the title.
A depressed looking Red Talon is presented with the Black Hole Championship belt. Meanwhile the Aerhran crowd hoot and holler.
In a swank suite we see The Big Cheese sitting behind a table with a fancy tablecloth and some candles. Fever and Typhoid are standing nearby. Two waiters walk over. One puts down a plate of shredded parmesan cheese then walks off. The other, holding a pot, walks up.
Waiter: Would you like some pasta in sauce on your cheese?
The Big Cheese: Yes.
Waiter: Fine, just say when.
He scoops out some and spreads it over the cheese. After doing it a second time The Big Cheese holds up his hand. The waiter stops, bows and walks off. Then Murtak the Merciless walks up to the table. The Big Cheese motions for him to take a seat and he sits across from the boss rat.
The Big Cheese: Are you hungry? I can have them bring you some.
Murtak: No, I'm good.
The Big Cheese: Fine. Now, you said you wanted to talk about something.
Murtak: Yes. You ripped me off. That land I sold you was worth more than you paid. Way more.
The Big Cheese: Watch your tone with me. Remember with whom you are speaking with. Now, I had no idea the mine was there when I bought that place and land. I wanted to build office space and apartments. Finding the mine has set my plans behind schedule.
Murtak: Excuse me if I don't feel bad for you. If you want, I can give you your money back and take the land off your hands.
The Big Cheese: (chuckles) I like you. You are a funny guy. Tell you what, I will give you a bonus. Fever, had him a slice.
Fever walks over, reaches into his suit jacket and pulls out what appears to be a wrapped slice of processed cheese and hands it to Murtak. He looks at it puzzled.
Murtak: What's this? So I can make a grilled cheese sandwich?
Fever: Turn it over pal.
He does as instructed. The other side is stamped. It is a wheel of cheese with "Rat Pack" on it.
The Big Cheese: That is a marker. When you need a favor, you bring it to us. Be it bribing a ref, helping you win a match, handling someone who's being a flea on your back...you name it. We will help you out.
Murtak looks at it and is thinking.
Murtak: I want two.
The Big Cheese: Fine. Give him two more.
Murtak: Huh, no that's not what I meant.
After Fever hands him two more markers he pauses what he was saying.
Murtak: Nevermind. This works fine. Nice doing business with you guys.
He gets up and makes a hasty retreat with a huge smile on bis face while The Big Cheese eats his dinner.
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