TigerSamurai's CWF

[Pariah]

Mister Centra has a valid point... How could be be eliminated from such a prestigious competition without actually losing a fall? And I expect loyal fans all across the universe will rally behind the Savior of Centra... Give that man a title shot!

[Dustin]

Nice! Fraternity to take it all.

I think I might move Saturday Slam to three matches as well. I’ve been doing five, but this is still a small roster. I believe after my next big show, I’ll run an angle that has SS move from two hours to one.

[Sam Fain]

CWF Saturday Slam 001
01.05.2115 from Warrior Center, Tarkania, Centra Prime

- CWF News & Notes -
-The CWF Tag Team Tournament begins tonight with two first round matches! Fraternity will seek to reclaim the titles they’ve previously held, but will have to meet the challenge of Revolver and Doomsayer, Reckoning!

-What will Chaos and Magnus Colby have to say about Mister Centra’s comments on CSN? Will the new champ bask in his own glory or will he be a fighting champ? We’ll find out later as Ms. Liberty interviews the champ and his benefactor and advocate, Magnus Colby.

-Oracle has also asked for some time and says he has a new prophecy and the time is at hand to reveal the first line…

-But first, we kick off the show and the tag tournament with the in-ring debut of Agony as Truth or Consequences takes on Cringe & Grovel!

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- CWF Tag Team Tournament Elite Eight -
Cringe & Grovel vs. Truth and Consequences
Grovel defeated Tortured Soul with a DQ at 5:36
Match Rating: 1.25
Match Notes: The debut of Agony was not as dominant as Oracle may have hoped, though we saw glimpses of his power and there's not denying the massiveness of the creature.

Cringe was actually able to sustain some offense against him and even smashed him into the turnbuckle post outside.

Grovel came in and Agony halted all momentum by whipping him into his partner and then hitting a spine cracking backbreaker.

A tag brought Tortured Soul in and the undead anchor had little problem brawling with the wild Primus native.

A chair shot on the outside prompted the referee to call for the bell! The natives of Primus move on to the final four in the CWF Tag Team Tournament!

Oracle, who was not present at ringside, comes to meet his team on the entrance ramp and Agony and Tortured Soul then turn around and chase Cringe and Grovel off, the natives barely escaping more punishment for Truth or Consequences...

But as Cringe and Grovel are leaving a man with a chair meets them at the top of the ramp and waffled both of them! Oracle looks on and the man starts to make a move for him too! But Agony steps in front only to have the chair thrown at him! The man then leaves through the crowd… What was that?!?!

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- Chaos Interview -
(Ms. Liberty is in the ring and welcomes the new CWF Heavyweight Champion, Chaos, to the ring. He is, of course, accompanied by his benefactor and advocate, Magnus Colby)

MAGNUS: I want to introduce a new mantra for the millions of fans “Chaos dominates” Repeat after me: Chaos Dominates. Chaos. Dominates. This man stands over 7 feet tall. He is one of the strongest competitors to ever step in a ring anywhere, anytime. And yet this physical specimen does not merely rely on size and strength. He sent a message at the Centra Supercard! When this man climbed to the top turnbuckle and crushed, crushed, Lord Nexus with a cross body after tearing his body apart with the Bow of Defeat, that message was heard loud and clear… And that message was-
CHAOS: Chaos dominates!

(At this final statement, Mister Centra's music hits and he comes out to the entranceway and stares the champ down.)
MISTER CENTRA: Magnus, that was a real nice speech. Chaos, you sound monotone as usual. These fans may be treating you like a king now, but you're just a new toy. A shiny thing that will lose your luster soon enough. And part of the reason for that: because I will be taking that title and putting it right where it truly belongs.... Around. My. Waist. Because you never beat me! You never could beat me!

MAGNUS: Mister Centra... It's such a shame that we're on opposite sides right now. Under different circumstances, I could see you standing next to me and Chaos instead of in front. And trust me when I say that is somewhere you do not want to be. Because Chaos-


CHAOS: Dominates! And I will shirk from no challenge, little man! Name your time and place and if you dare step in this ring, I will break you in half!

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- CWF Tag Team Tournament Elite Eight -
Fraternity vs. Reckoning
Revolver defeated Nebula with a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK at 9:25
Match Rating: 2.75
Match Notes: The match got off to a hot start with some quick tags and nice work by both teams.

Nebula and Doomsayer started off, but it was Centauri and Revolver that really put on a show.

Nebula would then struggle with Revolver and some well-timed double teaming had Nebula hurting!

Doomsayer hit his finisher twice and if not for Centauri making the save, the match would've been over.

Planning a couple moves ahead, Doomsayer wisely made the tag, smashed Centauri off the apron, and called for Revolver to apply his finisher!

Nebula had no choice but to tap out. Fraternity has been eliminated! Reckoning scores a big win. Have they paved their way to tag team gold?

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- Oracle Interview -
(Ms. Liberty has a camera drone with her as she finds the locker room for Oracle and his teammates...)

MS. LIBERTY: Oracle... Oracle, thank you for, uh, inviting me back here... I was wondering if you wanted to-

ORACLE: Falling through time. Falling through space. Searching for immortality. But when immortality reigns, dust and cobwebs collect and torpor eventually takes over. And when immortality falls… Prophesy. Shall. Rise.

MS. LIBERTY: ...would you care to decipher a little of that? Or address the actions of the mystery man from earlier?

(Ms. Liberty is met with silence. Total Anarchy and Agony stand imposingly behind Oracle as Tortured Soul points to the door and Ms. Liberty, more than a little freaked out, leaves.)

Lance At-Las and Command and Control vs. Prime Colonizer and The Squad
Prime Colonizer defeated Adam Blast with a COLONIZER CLAW SLAM at 18:18
Match Rating: 4.00
Match Notes: This 6-man tag team match was on fire from the start. Prime Colonizer had a lot to prove after suffering a defeat in the fatal four way match at the hands of Lord Nexus. The Chaos Supreme support has clearly gotten the better of him in the wake of Chaos' title win, too.

Of course, Lance At-Las and Adam Blast are two of the most popular CWF stars of all time and Star Slayer has picked the right team as he enjoys the cheers of the fans too.

At-Las and Prime Colonizer started it off and after tiring of the chain wrestling and displays of agility from At-Las, Mandrill leveled him with a lariat and hit the SIMIAN SKULLCRUSHER for a near fall!

Darkest Justice came in to continue the punishment, but At-Las was able to avoid another pin fall attempt and come back to hit the Atlas World Beater for a near fall!

He brought in Adam Blast to a big ovation from the fans and Blast scored big with a near fall, but brought in Star Slayer.

Slayer was on point! He brought the offense big time and wowed the fans with the Cosmic Big Bang and multiple Tomahawk Thrusts! They'd seen these moves before from fan favorites Fraternity... It's an odd sight for some, but most are on board.

After hitting a blaster-free APOCALYPSE for a near fall, he brought Adam Blast back in. Darkest Justice got lucky though and made a much needed tag to bring Adam Traitor in!

Traitor relished the chance to lay a beating down on Blast. He berated his alternate self as he put the boots to him. A TURNCOAT FLYER couldn't get it done, though!

He tagged DJ and hit HOSTAGE CRISIS! Traitor cut off Star Slayer while Prime Colonizer yanked At-Las from the apron and smashed him into the turnbuckle post!

Blast got the shoulder up again! The fans are going crazy as Traitor and PC put the boots to At-Las and Slayer on the outside.

SHOCK PROBATION! 1... 2... NO! Somehow, Adam Blast gets the shoulder up, but he is out on his feet.

Prime Colonizer jumps to the apron and calls for the tag. He comes in and hits the COLONIZER CLAW SLAM for a decisive 1, 2, 3!

But they're not done... Traitor grabs a chair and sits in it in the middle of the ring as Prime Colonizer lifts Adam Blast up. Colonizer then drops him again with the COLONIZER CLAW SLAM and then rolls out to go on the attack against At-Las while Darkest Justice continues to fight with Star Slayer!

Traitor stands up and and drags Adam Blast to his feet before hitting the TURNCOAT FLYER on the opened chair! He lifts Blast up again...

Ms. Liberty has run down and is yelling for Blast to stop! Instead he smirks and does it again!

He then hops from the ring and begins stalking Ms. Liberty around the ringside area! "Wanna see if I'm really just the same as him?" As he begins to corner her at the guardrail, the sam man from earlier runs in from the crowd and levels Traitor with a springboard forearm from the guardrail!

Star Slayer has taken Darkest Justice out and Lance At-Las is mounting a huge comeback!

The Future Shock team heads for the hills as the FDF and Ms. Liberty check on Adam Blast. Officials and medics are out as Adam Traitor takes one last look and points at the downed Blast with a smile.

The mystery man, meanwhile, leaves back through the crowd, but not unnoticed by Lance At-Las.

Will Adam Blast be all right? Will there be consequences for these heinous actions? Can the CWF guarantee the safety of Ms. Liberty now that she's seemingly been targeted by Adam Traitor? And just who is the mystery man that’s shown up here in Tarkania?

Stay tuned and the CWF Newswire will update you as soon as we get some answers.

Overall Card Rating: 2.67

[Sam Fain]

CWF Newswire
Hot on the heels of the return of CWF Saturday Slam we have a jam-packed newswire!

Right off the bat, we have to address the heinous actions of Future Shock’s Prime Colonizer, Darkest Justice, and most of all, Adam Traitor. Due to the post-match attack, Adam Blast sustained injuries that will incapacitate him for 3 cards. We caught up with Lance At-Las for a word.

LANCE: Look, it’s a dangerous business we’re in. We all know that. But these jackals crossed the line and did it willingly. Knowingly. I have no choice but to suspend Adam Traitor for six fight cards. I know this probably means that his running mates will have even more of an issue. So I’m bringing the fight to them. I’m setting up a match with Prime Colonizer and myself for the very next Saturday Slam. I also want to address Mister Centra. He doesn’t get to call his shots around here. That’s not how it works. Not now, not then, not ever. So, if he wants to get that shot… He has to beat the man that I see as having just as much a claim as he does. And that man is Saboteur! And it will be a no-DQ match!

Bombshells from the commissioner, no doubt. But what about the mystery man attacking fighters on the last card in Tarkania…

LANCE: Well, believe it or not, I have some info on that, but I will be saving it for Saturday Slam. Needless to say, you’ll have your answers soon enough.
As if you needed any more reasons to tune in this Saturday!

CWF Saturday Slam 002
01.12.2115 from Cepton Center, Cepton Moon Colony, Cepton

- CWF Tag Team Tournament Elite Eight -
Slaughterhouse vs. Oracle & Total Anarchy

- No Disqualification -
Mister Centra vs. Saboteur

- Main Event -
Lance At-Las vs. Prime Colonizer

[Dustin]

Slaughterhouse
Mister Centra
Lance At-Las

[Pariah]

Really enjoyed seeing Cringe & Grovel advance in the tag team tourney... Even though it was on a technical decision... And I really enjoyed the Magnus/Chaos in-ring promo... That pair has great chemistry when delivering their message to the crowd... The champion better not take Mr Centra lightly however... That is one serious challenger...

The main event was even more brutal than expected with Adam Traitor showing just how vile he can be... His interactions with Ms Liberty were totally over the top... Some awesome character building right there...

Wicked fun show from start to finish!

[Sam Fain]

CWF Saturday Slam 002
01.12.2115 from Cepton Center, Cepton Moon Colony, Cepton

- CWF News & Notes -
-In addition to comments from commissioner Lance At-Las on the Newswire, we have also learned that due to the injuries to Adam Blast and Adam Traitor’s suspension, the CWF Tag Team Title Tournament has been thrown into doubt. Command and Control were due to face the Squad again, but that won’t be able to happen in time for the finish of the tournament. Lance At-Las proposed that the win from Centra Supercard would be retroactively counted as a part of the tournament, but Magnus Colby took issue with that. In the interest of fairness, Colby and At-Las agreed that it could be decided in the ring! Should At-Las win the main event tonight, Command and Control would move on to the Final Four, but if Prime Colonizer wins, At-Las has begrudgingly agreed to reinstate Adam Traitor in time for the match to take place, albeit later than originally scheduled, upon Blast’s return in a few weeks.

-Rumor has it that Lance At-Las has something special in store for the next super card in response to the rash of DQs. Perhaps tied to that is the currently vacant Primus Carnage Title...

-Magnus Colby is being pressed with questions as to why he's only accompanied Chaos to the ring so far, but he's declined to answer. Is Colby playing favorites? And with the tensions between Prime Colonizer and Chaos Supreme, is it only a matter of time before Future Shock splinters?

-Lance At-Las surprised some with his announcement that Saboteur would be facing Mister Centra for the title shot, but it's true that Saboteur was not pinned in his Fatal Four Way either.

-Fraternity are reeling from their loss last week and are no longer in the running for the tag titles they've held so often before. How will Nebula and Centauri regroup? They've got the week off, but you can bet they'll be back with a vengeance soon enough!

-Speaking of the tag tournament, we kick things off with Prophesy taking on Slaughterhouse! This one could be wild!

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- CWF Tag Team Tournament Elite Eight -
Slaughterhouse vs. Oracle & Total Anarchy
Total Anarchy defeated Mayhem Unleashed with a DQ at 10:01
Match Rating: 3.50
Match Notes: This was a hell of a brawl to start the card. Splatter and Total Anarchy squared off first and the fans got their first true taste of what both men could do.

Splatter doled out some stiff shots early and then we headed outside for some brawling. The ref let a couple things slide as both Total Anarchy and Splatter took some liberties.

Back inside Total Anarchy would kick out of a pin fall attempt and make a strong comeback before tagging Oracle in.

Oracle impressed with some big shots and Splatter was busted open! He hit SIXTH SENSE, but Mayhem would make the save!

Splatter tried to swing momentum his way, but Oracle outplayed him and would tag his partner in.

Splatter was able to time a reversal just right and a much-needed tag to Mayhem caused all hell to break loose. Mayhem speared Anarchy as Splatter hit a lariat to the back of his head!

Mayhem pressed his advantage and tried to tear Anarchy apart! He went crazy outside the ring and his chain came into play as he smashed Anarchy in the face with it repeatedly.

The ref called for the DQ and Oracle and Total Anarchy move on!

No sign of Magnus Colby... Could he have directed Slaughterhouse to victory here? Could he have gotten Mayhem to show some restraint?

Regardless, Prophesy advances, while Splatter & Mayhem go back to the drawing board.

Oracle stares into the crowd and then the camera and simply says, "Behold, the coming of the Prophesy!"

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- Lance At-Las -
Lance At-Las is in the ring with Ms. Liberty

LANCE: First off, I want to thank you, Ms. Liberty, for continuing your duties as out interviewer here in the CWF after what happened last week. I know you'd rather be at home with Adam Blast as he recuperates.

ML: Lance, you've known me a long time and these fans know it's not my style, not for a very long time, to back down or sit on my hands. So I'm here, not just for me, but for Adam. He can't wait to get back and get his hands on that pathetic excuse for a human that did this to him. That said, we're here to address another matter... The mystery man that attacked wrestlers on the last Slam. And, admittedly, helped me out of a rather disgusting situation...

LANCE: That's right, Liberty. I've made contact with the man from Tarkania. Luckily, the years I've been here have given me some contacts, so it wasn't as difficult as I thought. Turns out this individual is a fighter from the Badlands of Tarkania and his name is Zealos. So I'd like to invite him out here right now and give him a chance to explain himself...

(Zealos makes his way out through the crowd and slides into the ring.)

ZEALOS: Lance... It's hard for me to say this. But because I do have some respect for you... I’m here to deliver my message: Tarkania is defended. Anyone who steps foot in my homeland better get the message. I fight for Tarkania first, Centra second, and myself third. For too long Tarkania and Centra have seen outsiders come in and take advantage of the first colonists to call this place home. No longer will we stand for it. No longer will I stand for it. So I am here to put an end to it. I will break bodies from here to the sea to prove that point… Including my own.

LANCE AT-LAS: I’m going to give you the chance to prove that! After what you’ve done tonight, I’m going to give you a chance to do it in your style, too… Because Zealos, you have just been seeded into the Primus Carnage Title Tournament!

ML: Lance are you saying you've signed Zealos?

LANCE: That's right. Zealos is now an official competitor in the CWF. At first I wanted him arrested, but frankly, after he made the save for you when Star Slayer and I could not as Adam Blast was laid out, he earned a measure of respect. I felt like maybe I owed you one, Zealos. But that debt has now been repaid. Don't forget that!

(Zealos nods begrudgingly and looks out at the crowd before exiting over the guardrail.)

ML: Lance, when will we have more information on the Primus Carnage Title tournament and other participants.

LANCE: Soon, Liberty. Soon. Meanwhile, I have a match to prepare for.

(Liberty wishes him luck and as we cut to a commercial, the fans begin chanting for Adam Blast to the delight of Ms. Liberty.)

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- No Disqualification -
Mister Centra vs. Saboteur
Mister Centra defeated Saboteur with a VECTOR ONE VERVE at 4:17
Match Rating: 2.25
Match Notes: Put up or shut up time for Mister Centra. The mysterious Saboteur, however, gets the chance at a title shot of his own after Lance At-Las declared him a potential contender. Can Saboteur turn things around for Heritage after some painful defeats? Or will Mister Centra seal the deal for his title shot against Chaos?

They chain wrestled to start and the fans were hot for the match from the get go.

Eventually, Mister Centra hit a big swinging neck breaker and then played to the crowd, pointing to himself, "I am the CWF!" He slapped Saboteur and then sent him careening from the ring.

Mister Centra went for a big dive, but Saboteur escaped at the last minute! Saboteur hopped back in to the ring and looked to be going for a dive of his own, but at the last minute Centra pulled him from the ring apron and Saboteur hit hard, face first on the hardest part of the ring!

Mister Centra pointed to his head, playing up his intelligence and then hit the VECTOR ONE VERVE, a super kick followed by a running reverse bulldog! 1, 2, 3!

Mister Centra has defeated Saboteur and will face Chaos Supreme for the title!

As if on cue, Magnus Colby leads Chaos down to the ring!

Chaos hops up onto the apron showing off his agility despite his size. To his credit, Mister Centra does not back down as the fans chant Chaos' name.

Chaos lifts the title high above as Magnus Colby chants: Chaos dominates!

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Lance At-Las vs. Prime Colonizer
Lance At-Las defeated Prime Colonizer with a Stargazer at 28:30
Match Rating: 5.00
Match Notes: This fight was a stone cold classic. The first 5 star bout in the new era for the CWF!

There was more than pride on the line, more than a new grudge, this would determine whether or not Command and Control moved on in the CWF Tag Team Title Tournament or if The Squad would see Adam Traitor return early for a chance at moving on themselves.

They jockeyed for position early on, but Prime Colonizer caught Lance and hit back to back COLONIZER CLAW SLAMS! At-Las shocked Mandrill and wowed the crowd by kicking out!

Prime Colonizer was enraged and the battle soon spilled outside and Lance At-Las was bleeding heavily!

Somehow, the CWF legend mounted a comeback and they would see-saw back and forth much to the crowd's delight.

As time ticked by, these two threw everything they had at one another and it was truly anyone's match.

Lance At-Las had to be suffering from blood loss but he continued to dig deep and wowed the crowd with his arsenal including a couple of Stargazers, but was unable to capitalize.

Eventually, the action would spill outside again and now Mandrill came up a bloody mess!

Much like At-Las earlier in the match, the sight of his blood seemed to kick him into a higher gear and he brutalized Lance At-Las from pillar to post back in the ring.

It looked like Mandrill would pick up the big win for Future Shock and he went for the SIMIAN SKULLCRUSHER, but At-Las moved!

The fans exploded as Lance rose to his feet and signaled to the crowd... He leapt to the ring apron... Stargazer, a springboard clothesline, absolutely rocked Prime Colonizer and At-Las lands with a pinning combo!

1, 2, 3!

Lance At-Las has done it! When Adam Blast returns from injury, he and Star Slayer will find themselves in the Final Four!

Both men are exhausted and covered in each others blood. Magnus Colby makes his way out and sends Darkest Justice to the ring, but Star Slayer cuts him off. Colby tries to claim he wasn't targeting At-Las, merely sending a helping hand for his team-mate... Uh-huh...

Slayer helps the bloodied, batter, yet victorious Lance At-Las to his feet as Prime Colonizer rolls out of the ring. At-Las stands tall as the show comes to a close!

Overall Card Rating: 3.58

[Pariah]

Very excited that Zealos has received his official introduction and cannot wait to see him step inside the ring to test his enthusiasm against an actual opponent...

At-Las and PC both delivered a savage performance in that bloody main event... And as much as I enjoyed Mr Centra's victory, I'm growing concerned for the fate of Saboteur... As much as I like the character, it seems that he might become the token individual to put over any heel that needs a push... Interested to see how the masked man evolves as time goes on...

Awesome stuff, as always!

[Sam Fain]

Pariah, I hear you about Saboteur. I think his special mechanic can make him a wild card with an upset here and there, but I'm not sure he has what it takes at this point to be a real threat. Time will tell. A bit of a surprise after his Promoter Prime card from '14 was such a beast of a card. That said, he'll definitely serve a purpose and I'm looking forward to figuring out his best fit going forward.

Zealos' card might not being super strong, but I wanted to give him a good intro and see if I couldn't find his niche in the Primus Carnage tournament.

Dustin, 2 for 3 isn't bad and truth be told, Slaughterhouse could've had that match, but Mayhem is just too wild for his own good.

Thanks everyone for the comments, predictions, and likes!

[TTX]

Keeping those dice busy. Mister Centra is doing well and always glad to see a Lance win.