Unplanned Wrestling Alliance (UWA)

["Dr Death" Ric Anderson]

April 16, 2019

Dick the Bruiser comes to the ring before the first match and challenges any member of the Heenan Family to face him one on one. Nick Bockwinkel accepts the challenge. Dick the Bruiser vs Nick Bockwinkel will be out main event!!


Hallowicked and Frightmare vs Ronnie Garvin and Al Snow (Heads of Stone)

- Hallowicked is wrestling with a minor neck injury and starts with one token

- Both teams dish out a lot of punishment before Al Snow gets counted out while fighting Hallowicked outside the ring.

- Heads of Stone put up a great fight in their debut, but it wasn’t quite enough.

Heads of Stone takes the mic after the match: Snow “We might’ve lost tonight because I tripped outside the ring, but Heads of Stone can’t be stopped, especially by a couple of freaks like that!”

While Snow is talking, Frightmare and Hallowicked try to attack him, but Garvin drops Frightmare with his HANDS OF STONE, and Snow hits Hallowicked with Head.



Juan Francisco d Coronado vs Mike Quackenbush

- Coronado defeated Quackenbush with a German Suplex in 9:30



Commissioner Cox announces that the New Age Outlaws will be bringing their talents to the UWA in the near future!



Kevin Sullivan vs William Muldoon

- Sullivan hits the DOUBLE STOMP but Muldoon kicks out. He finally locks in a Boston Crab for the win in 10:23



The Andersons vs The Hillbillies

- Ole starts the match by taking the mic and asking Cousin Luke which of his cousins he married. Luke goes after him, but Gene intercepts him and throws him out of the ring. The Andersons take turns pounding on Luke outside the ring. They finally let him back in and he tags in Hillbilly Jim. Ole attacks him quickly and locks in the MOUNTED ARMBAR for the win in 5:10

Steve O vs Jeff Cobb

- Jeff Cobb wins with the Standing Moonsault in 4:16



Antonino Rocca vs Magnum T.A.

- Rocca kicks out of the BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX. That’s the first time anyone has ever done that. Magnum hits a second BELLY TO BELLY to secure the win in 35:04



PN News vs Jackie Fargo

- Fargo gets annoyed by the dancing and antics of PN News and dumps him outside the ring. He gets DQ’d for ramming News’ head into the ringpost.



Hawk vs Animal

- Animal wins with a Camel Clutch

After the match, Animal approaches Hawk and talks to him without a mic nearby. He sticks his hand out in friendship. Hawk slaps his hand away and locks Animal in a HUG. It looks like the Road Warriors are back together!!



The Crusher vs Ray Stevens

- The Crusher wins with an Elbow Drop in 7:54



Nick Bockwinkel w/Bobby Heenan vs Dick the Bruiser

- Bockwinkel wins with the BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER in 11:20

["Dr Death" Ric Anderson]

Commissioner Cox starts the show by announcing that he’s ordered a top contender’s match for a North American Title shot. The East-West Connection will face one another tonight. The winner will get a title shot at FOOLS RUSH IN


Mike Quackenbush vs Steve Olsonoski

- Steve O lost by DQ when he threw Quackenbush over the top rope



William Muldoon vs Jeff Cobb

- Cobb put up an amazing fight, even hit TOUR OF THE ISLANDS but Muldoon finally won with a Flying Head Mare in 35:30

- Cobb suffered a minor neck injury. He will be wrestling hurt for about 4 weeks.



Antonino Rocca vs Hillbilly Jim

- Rocca won with the Victory Roll in 5:07



Magnum TA vs Nick Bockwinkel

- Bobby Heenan interfered in the match, but Magnum whipped him into the turnbuckle so hard that he bounced over the top rope and to the floor. Ray Stevens came down and helped Heenan to the back

- Bockwinkel won with the BOCKWINKEL SLEEPER in 9:07



The Andersons vs The New Age Outlaws

- The Andersons surprise the cocky Outlaws. Billy Gunn is never even able to tag out. Gene beats him with the Minnesota Roll in 8:39



Dick the Bruiser vs Ray Stevens

- Stevens wins after hitting his CRIPPLING PILEDRIVER twice. Bruiser kicked out the first time. Time of Match: 11:08



Heads of Stone vs Frightfest

- Al Snow smashed Hallowicked in the face with HEAD for the win in 22:41

- Ron Garvin sustained a minor knee injury. He’ll be wrestling hurt for about a month.

- Hallowicked aggravated his previous injuries and will be wrestling hurt for over 2 months.



Hawk vs Kevin Sullivan

- Hawk dominated most of the match, but Sullivan got DQ’d for hitting him with the Golden Spike

- Sullivan won’t stop pounding on Hawk with the spike, so the Crusher hits the ring to prevent Hawk from suffering the same fate Crusher did a few weeks ago. He knocks the spike out of Sullivan’s hand and knocks him to the mat. Hawk and Crusher continue the beating until Sullivan is laying prone on the mat.

- Sullivan suffers multiple injuries and will be wrestling hurt for about 8 weeks.



Animal vs PN News

- Animal wins with a POWER SLAM in 2:39



Jesse Ventura vs Adrian Adonis for a North American Title shot

- Adonis dominated most of this match, even locking in GOODNIGHT IRENE once before Venture pulled out the win with a Vertical Suplex in 12:56

["Dr Death" Ric Anderson]

WHERE FOOLS RUSH IN- April 30, 2019


Jeff Cobb vs Antonino Rocca

- Rocca wins with the ARGENTENIAN BACKBREAKER in 36:08





Fantastics vs Mike Graham and Brian Adias

- Graham pinned Fulton with a flying cross body block in 15:07



Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve just received word from the locker room that Dick the Bruiser has gotten into an altercation with Bryan Danielson. We’ve got a cameraman back there now and we’re switching to that feed.

The camera shows the two men battering each other mercilessly. The rest of the Heenan family shows up and then Magnum TA and The Crusher join the fracas. There doesn’t seem to be any separating them at this point. Commissioner Cox just announced that this match is now a falls count anywhere match and it just started. He wants every available referee in the locker room to follow the action!!



6 man tag: The Crusher, Dick the Bruiser and Magnum TA vs The Heenan Family
- Falls Count Anywhere!
- This match is so wild, it never even reaches the ring. All 6 men brawl all over the locker room, offices and even the loading dock.

- Stevens wins the match for his team when he hits the CRIPPLING PILEDRIVER in the loading dock and follows it up with a BOMBS AWAY from the top of a stack of crates.

- Magnum TA suffered a neck injury. He will wrestle hurt for 4 weeks.

- Ray Stevens suffered a knee injury. He will wrestle hurt for 7 weeks



Juan Franscisco do Coronado vs Steve O

- De Coronado won with a German Suplex in 8:07



Frightfest vs The Hillbillies

- Hallowicked starts with 4 tokens due to being injured

- Cousin Luke pinned Frightmare with the HILLBILLY DROP in 6:35



The New Age Outlaws vs The Road Warriors

- The newly-reformed Road Warriors defeat Kip James with the DOOMSDAY DEVICE in 3:58



Cruiserweight Title Match: Bobby Fish vs Mike Quackenbush

- Bobby Fish kicked out of the QUACKENDRIVER three times before Mike hit it a fourth time for the win. Time of Match: 15:07
- Mike Quackenbush is the NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!


North American Title Match: Jimmy Valiant vs Jesse Ventura

- Jimmy Valiant won with a whip into the turnbuckle followed by a clothesline in 12:02

- Ventura suffered a minor neck injury. He will be wrestling hurt for 5 weeks

- Valiant suffered a minor back injury. He will be wrestling hurt for 6 weeks.



Global Tag Team title match: Tolos Brothers vs The Andersons

- The Andersons totally dominate the Tolos Brothers. John Tolos is not even able to tag his brother before Gene beats him with the MINNESOTA ROLL. Time of Match: 8:07

- The Andersons are the NEW GLOBAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!



Global Heavyweight Championship Match: Bryan Danielson w/Bobby Heenan vs Dick the Bruiser

- Danielson hits MMA ELBOWS to win this match decisively in 1:07