Post by maddog1981 on Dec 21, 2019 13:22:23 GMT -5
That's right folks. Jim Ross has come across a big pile of money and a TARDIS and has built his own wrestling promotion.
So let's get it out of the way. This isn't a promotion for skinny flippy wrestlers. This is a blood and guts promotion meant for hosses. You have to weigh at least 250 lbs. to be allowed to compete in JR's BBQ Sauce and Hoss Fight Club. Only the biggest and baddest wrestlers ever can compete here.
So order some BBQ Sauce and stay tuned for some hoss fights...
Post by maddog1981 on Dec 21, 2019 13:42:50 GMT -5
JR's BBQ Sauce and Hoss Fight Club #1: 12/21/2019
taped from Atlanta, GA
Ted Dibiase d. Warlord by DQ
Warlord decked the referee which drew the DQ. The Warlord continued his attack after the bell rang. Warlord went for an elbow and Dibiase moved. Dibiase hit a powerslam and Warlord then bailed out of the ring.
Ted Dibiase stops with Jim Ross for an interview. He tells the Warlord that if he wants to try his luck a second time that he knows where to find him. Dibiase talks about how excited he was when Jim Ross showed up on his door with a contract offer. Now he's here and he's ready to win the World Championship. He doesn't care who he has to face. Big Van Vader, Harley Race, the Russians or even his friend Dr. Death. He has one goal in mind and no one is going to stand in his way.
Alexis Smirnoff d. The Patriot with the Heart Punch
Harley Race is out for an interview. He explains that he is an 8 time World Champion. He's here because he wants to test himself against the toughest wrestlers in the world today. He sees men like Ted Dibiase, Bobo Brazil and Giant Baba and wants to see if they have what it takes to beat him.
Big Van Vader, Bruiser Brody, Masked Superstar and Stan Hansen walk out. Masked Superstar takes the mic and says that Harley Race called in some favors. You see, they want to rule this promotion with an iron fist. So this is what you see before you. The biggest and baddest men in the sport of professional wrestling are all in one place. He doesn't see how anyone can stand against them. Harley Race gets back on the mic. He is waiting for the announcement for the World Title tournament. He can't wait to add another World Championship belt to his collection.
Bobo Brazil d. Larry Hennig with the Coco Butt
Jim Ross has Killer Kowalski for a sit down interview. Kowalski mentions that he is bored with regular style wrestling. He wants something a bit more vicious and lawless to participate in. That's why going forward he wants to do primarily No Holds Barred matches. He's going to kick off this new stage of his career by taking on Abdullah the Butcher on next week's show.
Main Event: Big Van Vader d. Barry Windham with the Moonsault
Bruiser Brody and Stan Hansen come out and celebrate Big Van Vader's victory. They start putting the boots to Windham until Blackjack Mulligan runs in for the save. The numbers are just too great and Mulligan gets beaten down. Masked Superstar joins the fray and puts the Cobra Hold on Mulligan. Suddenly the Road Warriors storm down to the ring. Animal and Hawk start hitting everything that moves with big clotheslines. They double clothesline Vader out of the ring and then Animal press slams Hansen to huge cheers from the crowd. Brody, Hansen, Superstar and Vader clear out as the Road Warriors stand tall in the ring as the show fades to black.
Main Event: Barry Windham, Blackjack Mulligan and Road Warriors vs. Big Van Vader, Bruiser Brody, Masked Superstar and Stan Hansen
No Holds Barred Match: Abdullah The Butcher vs. Killer Kowalski
Ted Dibiase vs. Nikolai Volkoff The Valiants vs. Texas Hangmen
Post by maddog1981 on Dec 22, 2019 20:11:50 GMT -5
Special Christmas Eve card coming your way:
Jingle Bell BBQ Flavor Rumble: (20 Men) Bobo Brazil, Alexis Smirnoff, Nikolai Volkoff, David Taylor, King Kong Bundy, Don Leo Jonathan, Brutus Beefcake, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, George Steel, Dutch Savage, Don Muraco, Larry Hennig, Ox Baker, P.N. News, The Patriot, Tugboat Taylor, Wild Bill White, Boris Zhukov, The Crusher, The Grappler
Harley Race vs. Jimmy Snuka
Bruiser Brody and Stan Hansen vs. Steve Williams and Terry Gordy
Barry Windham and Blackjack Mulligan vs. The Valiants
Post by maddog1981 on Dec 24, 2019 20:29:37 GMT -5
House Show: 12-24-19
live from Atlanta, GA
Road Warriors d. Texas Hangmen w/ the Doomsday Device D'Lo Brown d. Dark Patriot w/ the Lo Down Big Van Vader d. Bruiser Costa w/ the Vader Bomb Jackie Fargo d. Bob Roop w/ the Atomic Drop Barry Windham and Blackjack Mulligan d. The Valiants w/ the Sweetwater Suplerplex Bruiser Brody and Stan Hansen d. Steve Williams and Terry Gordy by DQ Harley Race d. Jimmy Snuka w/ the Vertical Suplex
Jingle Bell BBQ Flavor Rumble: 1. Dutch Savage 2. David Taylor 3. P.N. News 4. Brutus Beefcake 5. Alexis Smirnoff 6. Nikolai Volkoff 7. The Patriot 8. Ox Baker 9. The Crusher 10. Boris Zhukov 11. Tugboat Taylor 12. Bobo Brazil 13. George Steel 14. Wild Bill White 15. King Kong Bundy 16. The Grappler 17. Larry Hennig 18. Hacksaw Jim Duggan 19. Don Muraco WINNER: Don Leo Jonathan