Post by cman on Aug 12, 2020 16:56:12 GMT -5
WORST Show In The Galaxy
01.13.2135 from Regulus Arena
- Gordon and Abroz speak -
Once again before the show Gordon and Abroz are having a meeting
A: "Alright Smack, you better have something good for us tonight. I saw Cephus' show and it pretty much sucked but blew us out of the water."
GGS: "Relax Abroz, I watched that pathetic show too, and it was horrid. However I did manage to get us a crap ton more fans. I went to the local bowling tournament and convinced those drunks to come to our show. They will do anything for beer and wrestling."
A: Exactly how many did you manage to swindle?"
GGS: "Enough for us to beat out C and D and keep your body intact."
A: "You had better be right."
- Opening -
Crappy music and graphics play as the camera pans around again a mostly empty Regulus Arena. The camera finally gets in front of Gordon and Abroz sitting at the announce desk.
GGS: "Welcome everybody at home to the Regulus Arena, and welcome once again to the WORST Show In The Galaxy! I am your host with the most Gordon G. Smack and sitting beside me as always is the drab alien looking thing Abroz. And would you look at that crowd Abby, we finally have people in here!"
A: "By my count it looks like 20.....bowlers? How did you get bowlers here?"
GGS: "I bribed them with Beer and Destruction of course, what did you think? Anyway tonight we have the final first round matches in our Title Tournament although I have no idea why when I should already be crowned Champion but whatever, on with the action!"
- Singles -
Red Talon vs. Mayham
Red Talon defeated Mayham with a Feather Smother at 3:23
Match Rating: 0.00
Match Notes: Red Talon did his hardest to take out the Aetheran Pig known as Mayham. Ham mounted his own bad comeback however Talon was too much for him. GGS: "My word that was horrible. How can that Hog call himself a Gladiator. He was smothered by a bunch of feathers!" A: "As you well know Gordon a win is a win."
- First Round Match -
Beer League vs. Chet Dudebro
Chet Dudebro defeated Beer League with a COOL FINISHER BRO at 0:44
Match Rating: 0.10
Match Notes: The second quickest match in history. Chet easily finished off the fat Beer League with COOL FINISHER BRO.
- Monolith is Coming! -
Some awesome music plays and a montage of action shots hit the screen showing Monolith destroying fools. Everybody from Overmaster to Wolf falls at the hands of the great Monolith. Finally the screen goes dark and words pop up on the screen followed by a voice MONOLITH IS COMING!
Gordon and Abroz just look at each other in shock before Gordon goes back to the camera. GGS: "What did I just see? We actually landed Monolith? Oh Abroz happy days are here! Suck on that Cephus, we just won this war!"
- Interview between The Guardsman and Sir Ender -
We go to the back where once again The Guardsman is standing by mic in hand. He lets out a few squeaks and Sir Ender shows up. Guardsman utters a few more squeaks that could be a question and Sir Ender answers.
SE: "That is a fantastic question Guardsman, of course I am confident that I will beat Blue Chip tonight. Yes I know I lost last time, but tonight is a championship tournament match and I WILL NOT lose."
Guardsman squeaks some more and Ender looks pleased. SE: "Well I would be honored to have you as my tag partner, in fact we will dominate the division and claim the tag team titles when that happens, but first tonight I destroy Blue Chip, thank you Guardsman."
GGS: "That was an interview? How is that even possible?" A: "It appears Sir Ender can translate Guardsman, who knew?"
- Tag -
Rama and Tano vs. Hegemony and Mutant
Mutant defeated Rama with a TEMPLE GRINDER at 2:06
Match Rating: 0.25
Match Notes: In the first tag team match The Wind Riders finally teamed up against the unusual team of Hedgemony and Mutant. It was all Mony and Mutant as they brutalized Rama and Mutant took him out with TEMPLE GRINDER.
- First Round Match -
Blue Chip vs. Sir Ender
Blue Chip defeated Sir Ender with a True Blue at 1:23
Match Rating: 0.00
Match Notes: Ender did his best to finally take Blue Chip down and advance in the tournament but it was not meant to be. Blue Chip took the match to Sir Ender and never let him get a lick of offense in. Almost a minute and a half later Blue Chip hit Ender with True Blue and that was enough to advance Chip in the tournament.
Following the match Guardsman rumbled out to the ring and went on the attack. Blue Chip never knew what hit him. Guardsman ended Chip with a mighty CRACKDOWN followed by Sir Ender and a ROYAL PAIN.
- Closing -
GGS: "Well while the match sucked the aftermath was beautiful. Finally some interesting action around here. This week was sure to be a hit with Godsend right Abby."
A: "You had better hope so Gordo, because if I get eaten in a couple of weeks it will all be on you!"
GGS: "Everything will be fine, I have total confidence that we have this in the bag. Anyway that is all for us, Keep on Smacking People!"
Overall Card Rating: 0.09
01.13.2135 from Regulus Arena
- Gordon and Abroz speak -
Once again before the show Gordon and Abroz are having a meeting
A: "Alright Smack, you better have something good for us tonight. I saw Cephus' show and it pretty much sucked but blew us out of the water."
GGS: "Relax Abroz, I watched that pathetic show too, and it was horrid. However I did manage to get us a crap ton more fans. I went to the local bowling tournament and convinced those drunks to come to our show. They will do anything for beer and wrestling."
A: Exactly how many did you manage to swindle?"
GGS: "Enough for us to beat out C and D and keep your body intact."
A: "You had better be right."
- Opening -
Crappy music and graphics play as the camera pans around again a mostly empty Regulus Arena. The camera finally gets in front of Gordon and Abroz sitting at the announce desk.
GGS: "Welcome everybody at home to the Regulus Arena, and welcome once again to the WORST Show In The Galaxy! I am your host with the most Gordon G. Smack and sitting beside me as always is the drab alien looking thing Abroz. And would you look at that crowd Abby, we finally have people in here!"
A: "By my count it looks like 20.....bowlers? How did you get bowlers here?"
GGS: "I bribed them with Beer and Destruction of course, what did you think? Anyway tonight we have the final first round matches in our Title Tournament although I have no idea why when I should already be crowned Champion but whatever, on with the action!"
- Singles -
Red Talon vs. Mayham
Red Talon defeated Mayham with a Feather Smother at 3:23
Match Rating: 0.00
Match Notes: Red Talon did his hardest to take out the Aetheran Pig known as Mayham. Ham mounted his own bad comeback however Talon was too much for him. GGS: "My word that was horrible. How can that Hog call himself a Gladiator. He was smothered by a bunch of feathers!" A: "As you well know Gordon a win is a win."
- First Round Match -
Beer League vs. Chet Dudebro
Chet Dudebro defeated Beer League with a COOL FINISHER BRO at 0:44
Match Rating: 0.10
Match Notes: The second quickest match in history. Chet easily finished off the fat Beer League with COOL FINISHER BRO.
- Monolith is Coming! -
Some awesome music plays and a montage of action shots hit the screen showing Monolith destroying fools. Everybody from Overmaster to Wolf falls at the hands of the great Monolith. Finally the screen goes dark and words pop up on the screen followed by a voice MONOLITH IS COMING!
Gordon and Abroz just look at each other in shock before Gordon goes back to the camera. GGS: "What did I just see? We actually landed Monolith? Oh Abroz happy days are here! Suck on that Cephus, we just won this war!"
- Interview between The Guardsman and Sir Ender -
We go to the back where once again The Guardsman is standing by mic in hand. He lets out a few squeaks and Sir Ender shows up. Guardsman utters a few more squeaks that could be a question and Sir Ender answers.
SE: "That is a fantastic question Guardsman, of course I am confident that I will beat Blue Chip tonight. Yes I know I lost last time, but tonight is a championship tournament match and I WILL NOT lose."
Guardsman squeaks some more and Ender looks pleased. SE: "Well I would be honored to have you as my tag partner, in fact we will dominate the division and claim the tag team titles when that happens, but first tonight I destroy Blue Chip, thank you Guardsman."
GGS: "That was an interview? How is that even possible?" A: "It appears Sir Ender can translate Guardsman, who knew?"
- Tag -
Rama and Tano vs. Hegemony and Mutant
Mutant defeated Rama with a TEMPLE GRINDER at 2:06
Match Rating: 0.25
Match Notes: In the first tag team match The Wind Riders finally teamed up against the unusual team of Hedgemony and Mutant. It was all Mony and Mutant as they brutalized Rama and Mutant took him out with TEMPLE GRINDER.
- First Round Match -
Blue Chip vs. Sir Ender
Blue Chip defeated Sir Ender with a True Blue at 1:23
Match Rating: 0.00
Match Notes: Ender did his best to finally take Blue Chip down and advance in the tournament but it was not meant to be. Blue Chip took the match to Sir Ender and never let him get a lick of offense in. Almost a minute and a half later Blue Chip hit Ender with True Blue and that was enough to advance Chip in the tournament.
Following the match Guardsman rumbled out to the ring and went on the attack. Blue Chip never knew what hit him. Guardsman ended Chip with a mighty CRACKDOWN followed by Sir Ender and a ROYAL PAIN.
- Closing -
GGS: "Well while the match sucked the aftermath was beautiful. Finally some interesting action around here. This week was sure to be a hit with Godsend right Abby."
A: "You had better hope so Gordo, because if I get eaten in a couple of weeks it will all be on you!"
GGS: "Everything will be fine, I have total confidence that we have this in the bag. Anyway that is all for us, Keep on Smacking People!"
Overall Card Rating: 0.09