There's more to the story there, JC! It's just starting to get rollin' here:
W.A.R. And Aethran Federation CARD 5: Somewhere near Maxus space...
The Aethran Taskmaster stood center stage with his arms crossed. He had this to say:
"Well, well, well. Look at everyone here waiting for my big announcement. Suffice to say that I will announce who the new Aethran Commissioner is tonight, since long, drawn-out things aren't 'my cup of tea'.
With that said, I think I will make all of you wait for a bit, at least. Come see me at the END of this fight card. I may have something for you then. You do know I love to make you sweat on stuff like this, so you should have seen it coming, hahahahaaaaw!"
And with that laugh resonating through the arena, we begin!
Match #1: Roundheel VS Revile In an unrelenting assault, Revile got himself DQed in this one. Roundheel won when Revile was disqualified in a time of just 1:48, plus Roundheel was injured for six fight cards as a result! -- Attempted pins/submissions: Roundheel=0, Revile=3. Rolled for DQ: Roundheel=0, Revile=3
Match #2: Code Green VS Curtis Freeman This was over quickly as Code Green got an easy win here. Code Green won with a Running Lariat in a time of just 0:13. -- Attempted pins/submissions: Green=1, Freeman=0. Rolled for DQ: Green=0, Freeman=0
Match #3: Zoomie VS Slaughterer Although Slaughterer dominated the match, Zoomie pounced at the right time and took home the win! Zoomie won with a Brain Clawhold in a time of 8:34. -- Attempted pins/submissions: Zoomie=1, Slaughterer=2. Rolled for DQ: Zoomie=0, Slaughterer=0
Match #4: Charlie Foxtrot VS Samuel Snyder Snyder did not stand a chance in this match, as Foxtrot got the victory here. Charlie Foxtrot won with his Finisher-LOOSE CANNON LARIAT in a time of 7:55. -- Attempted pins/submissions: Foxtrot=3, Snyder=0. Rolled for DQ: Foxtrot=0, Snyder=1
Match #5: Covert VS Smolder An even match-up here until Covert pulled a move out of nowhere to win this! Covert won with a Cross Body Block in a time of 9:51. -- Attempted pins/submissions: Covert=2, Smolder=2. Rolled for DQ: Covert=0, Smolder=0
Match #6: Xeric VS Pandemic Plenty of action and reverses, but little in the way of pin attempts and submissions as this goes the distance. This match was declared a draw when it went to the 30-minute time limit. -- Attempted pins/submissions: Xeric=2, Pandemic=1. Rolled for DQ: Xeric=0, Pandemic=2
Match #7: Inspector Sands VS Heathen An even match until Sands was able to get the victory in this one. Inspector Sands won with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex in a time of 26:04. -- Attempted pins/submissions: Sands=3, Heathen=3. Rolled for DQ: Sands=1, Heathen=1
Match #8: WAAF Tag Team Champions Klickz & Spark Chaser (W.A.R. Uprising) VS Breakdown & Devastator (Ruination) – Non-Title Bout Not much of a match here, as Klickz got counted-out quickly. Breakdown & Devastator won when Klickz was Counted-Out against Breakdown in a time of 2:42, thus Breakdown & Devastator receive a Title Bout on the next fight card! -- Attempted pins/submissions: Uprising=2, Ruination=1. Rolled for DQ: Uprising=1, Ruination=0
Match #9: Ferox VS Devium Ferox could not withstand the onslaught of Devium's offense, thus Devium took home the win this time. Devium won with his Finisher-DEVIATION in a time of 5:50. -- Attempted pins/submissions: Ferox=1, Devium=3. Rolled for DQ: Ferox=1, Devium=2
Match #10: WAAF Universal Champion Bloodmonger VS Plague - Non-Title Bout With one well-timed move, Plague was able to nab a victory here! Plague won with his Finisher-THE BLACK PLAGUE in a time of 4:18, thus Plague receives a Title Bout on the next fight card! -- Attempted pins/submissions: Bloodmonger=2, Plague=1. Rolled for DQ: Bloodmonger=0, Plague=0
Match #11: Deluge & Deploy VS Fracture & Manhandle – AETHRAN ULTIMATE ESCAPE 1st Fall: Fracture escaped after using a Splintering Suplex in a time of 16:23.
2nd Fall: Deploy escaped after using a W.A.R. Gun in a time of 11:12.
Final Fall: Deluge escaped after using a Deluge D.D.T. in a time of 3:40, thus Deluge & Deploy won the match! -- Attempted pins/submissions: Deluge/Deploy=6, Fracture/Manhandle=5. Rolled for DQ: There are no DQs in a Grudge match!
And as the last combatants cleared the ring and the cage was lifted, the Aethran Taskmaster approached the ring with a hooded accomplice.
"Here is the new Aethran Commissioner, you whelps! It's none other than...
"Yeah, baby! Didn't see THAT coming, did you? Hahahahaaaw! Soak in the Aethran history, destiny, and dominance that Massacre represents! A new day has dawned, and the Aethran Might is ready to take over yet again!" Turning to Massacre, he instructed, "Okay, the first order of business is to re-instate Nemesis as Gladiator Champion. He deserves a rest after that Round Robin Tournament, and..."
Massacre looked uneasy, and whispered something into the Taskmaster's ear.
"WHAAAAT??! Ummmm... this night's wrestling is OVER!" the Taskmaster commanded and left with Massacre in tow. Something's amiss, but what could it be?
ON THE NEXT GREAT W.A.A.F FIGHT CARD: More great matches after the hiatus (Enjoy GCon and posting next week, everybody)! When WAAF returns, what could Massacre have said to cause the Taskmaster to leave so abruptly? Stay tuned and find out!
Sweet fed name here...I was browsing bootleg feds and this made me stop and smile. I was so surprised they shut down AAF...though I havent listened in many years it holds a special place in my early COTG gaming years. They started to stray too much from what I was into, but mid 90s was good times on that station.