The B-Mack's Legends of Wrestling

[The B-Mack]

Extreme Hardcore Elite presents...

House Party
01.14.0001
The Arena
Philadelphia, PA

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We open to a rabid crowd in the most famous bingo hall in the world. Everyone is on their feet, chanting “E-C-W!” over and over at the top of their lungs.

“This is Extreme!” begins to blare over the loud speakers and Paul Heyman made his way to the ring.

The crowd continued to go nuts, chanting “Thank-You-Hey-man”. After a few moments of soaking it in, he began to address the audience in the arena and watching at home on pay-per-view…

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Paul Heyman: Disclaimer. If you are offended by bad words and the truth, then you should probably stop listening right about now. You want a shoot? I’ll give you a shoot. These wrestlers… these fans… this arena… WE… we created the greatest professional wrestling product in the history of this business.

**The crowd begins to loudly chant “E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!” repeatedly**

Paul Heyman: No! No! No! Stop! Stop chanting those letters! You see… that is part of the problem. We created the greatest professional wrestling product in the history of this business… and then they took it from us. WE introduced this country to thrilling cruiserweight style matches. WE brought the greatest athletes from Mexico and Japan and from right here in our country… and they stole them from us. WE invented the concepts of Hardcore and Extreme… and they stole them from us. WE presented the most edgy, mature, controversial content… and they stole it from us. And… when there was nothing left to steal… they stole our very name. The three letters that defined a revolution. And now… if we try to reclaim what is ours… they threaten to sue us and lock us away.

**The crowd begins to boo loudly**

Paul Heyman: I know, I know. And who are “they”? THEY are the corporate suits. The dinosaurs of our industry… out of touch with what YOU want… what YOU need. But because they are funded by billionaires, they were able to steal from US. But… you can steal everything from us… even our name… but you can never steal who… we… are. What we represent. The Revolution is not over. The Revolution is not dead. Merely delayed. But guess what? Weeeeee’rrrrreee Baaaaaacccckkkk!

**The crowd cheers wildly**

Paul Heyman: WE are Extreme! WE are Hardcore. WE are… Elite! You see, I decided to level the playing field this time. When you go to war, you need to make sure you have everything you need to take on the enemy. This time, we have our own Billionaire. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Khaaaaaaaaaaannnn!

**Heyman points, as the camera pans to the box above the entrance. Tony Khan, billionaire wrestling enthusiast, stands and waves to the crowd as they chant “Khan! Khan! Khan!” before shifting to a new chant of “E-H-E! E-H-E! E-H-E!”**

Paul Heyman: You see… Mr Khan believe in the revolution and has agreed to help us do anything we need to do to once again kick this industry in its @$$. This is not “Wrasslin’”. This is not “Sports Entertainment”. This is a way of life. @#$% Uncle Ted! @#$% Vinnie Mac! It’s time to get EXTREME!

**The crowd goes wild and breaks in to a “@#$%-You-Vinn-y” chant**

Joey Styles: Can you say that on pay-per-view? Eh… @#$% it!

Paul Heyman: WE promise to bring you the most thrilling, breath-taking, hardcore, extreme experience you have ever witnessed. Tonight, we decided to throw a house party at the EHE Arena. We will begin the next chapter in the revolution. Tonight we will crown the first EHE World Television Champion and the first EHE World Heavyweight Champion. We are not going to just hand our belts out like toy props… and we sure as hell are not going to hand you some line of bull$#!t like our champions won their belts in tournaments in Rio de Janeiro. Our champions are going to fight to earn those titles. Tonight, Jerry Lynn will face 2 Cold Scorpio to determine the first EHE World Television Champion… and we will have a three-way dance for the EHE World Heavyweight Championship… “The Hardcore Icon” The Sandman versus “The Franchise” Shane Douglas versus Raven.

**The crowd pops again, but is interrupted as “War Machine” blares over the arena speaker system and Taz makes his way to the ring. Crowd still popping strong.**

Taz: Maybe I need to get my hearing checked Heyman… because I don’t think I heard my name in that title match…

**Taz steps menacingly towards Heyman but stops as “Man in the Box” begins to play. The crowd on their feet as Tommy Dreamer makes his way to the ring with a Singapore cane. Heyman takes the time to bail out of the ring as Dreamer and Taz go face to face.**

Tommy Dreamer: Hey there Taz. If you want to fight someone so bad… why don’t you fight me?

Taz: Dreamer, you need to keep your face out of other people’s business before you get punched in it

**With that, Taz unloads on Dreamer and knocks him to the mat. He mounts and begins punching away at him before lifting him up and throwing him around the ring with a series of nasty suplexes. Taz jaws with the crowd before turning his attentions back to Dreamer who managed to grab his Singapore cane and crack Taz in the head with it as he attempted to pick him back off the mat.

Dreamer follows up with a series of cane shots to the body of Taz, knocking him to the mat. Dreamer raises his arms in the air and shouts “E-H-@#$%ing-E” to the delight of the crowd.

Tax recovers, spins Dreamer around and knocks the cane out of his hand before the two begin trading punches back and forth.

The lights go out and come back on. Rob Van Dam and Sabu are in the ring as the crowd continues to roar.

They throw chairs to Taz and Dreamer and deliver stereo Van Daminators. Arabian Facebuster to Taz. Rolling Thunder on to a chair on to Dreamer. Crowd continues to chant “E-H-E! E-H-E! E-H-E!” as Sabu and RVD do their signature poses over the carnage in the ring.

The lights go out and come back on. The Young Bucks are in the ring! Super Kick Party! Superkick to RVD. Superkick to Sabu. Taz is back up and back down after a Superkick. Dreamer is back up and down after a Superkick.

The Bucks bail and begin to pose in the crowd as “War of Nerves” begins to play.

The camera cuts to Joey Styles in the back…**

Joey Styles: It’ll be a miracle if we DON’T get a few lawsuits after that one. Oh… we’re rolling? Welcome ladies and gentlemen to our house party! We are set to return to the land of Extreme tonight and we are not holding back. Tonight, you’ll see the first World Television Champion crowned as Jerry Lynn takes on Too Cold Scorpio! EHE continues to bring you high-risk, cruiserweight action with talent from around the globe as Ricochet takes to the sky against Super Crazy and our exclusive talent agreement with the Organización de Lucha Libre allows us to bring you Juventud Guerrera against Fenix. Honoring the vast history of Extreme, we are proud to present a Legends Match between two hardcore icons, Bruiser Brody and Abdullah the Butcher. What better way to determine the first World Heavyweight Champion, then in a three-way dance. It’ll be Raven, The Sandman and Shane Douglas dancing with destiny. And… I can’t believe I’m saying this… but we will see a… is this right? A “Come on Down to Dudleyville” Open Tag Team Invitational?

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Match #1
Ricochet vs. Super Crazy

Super Crazy managed to go on the offense at the bell before the two cruisers began to trade fast and furious offense exchanges back and forth. It did not last long though, as Ricochet caught The Insane Luchador with Chocolate Rain and rolled him up for the 3 count.

Ricochet defeated Super Crazy after Chocolate Rain
Ricochet (0), Super Crazy (1)
0.5 Stars

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Match #2
Legends Match
Bruiser Brody vs. Abdullah the Butcher

This “match” went about as expected between these two hardcore legends. The action might have started in the ring, but it only remained there temporarily. The action quickly spilled to the outside and The Butcher took advantage by stabbing Brody in the forehead with his patented fork, busting him open. He then proceeded to blast the open wound repeatedly with strikes and even biting him on the forehead. The two then battled in to the crowd, sending fans and chairs flying left and right as Brody proceeded to bleed all over everything in sight. The action spilled in to the backstage area where Brody turned the tide with some vicious chair shots. He appeared to finally succumb to his blood loss after being rammed head first into a concrete wall by Abdullah and taking the pin.

Abdullah the Butcher pinned Bruiser Brody after ramming him in to a backstage wall
Abdullah the Butcher (2), Bruiser Brody (7)
4.5 Stars

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Match #3
Juventud Guerrera vs. Fenix

Both men took the sky early and often, putting on an aerial display off cruiserweight action. The action was not just contained to the ring, as Juvi connected with a beautiful corkscrew pescado to the outside. Despite a run-in by Fenix’s brother, Pentagon Jr., Guerrera held on to hit the 450 Splash for the win.

Juventud Guerrera defeated Fenix with a 450 Splash
Juventud Guerrera (1), Fenix (2)
1.5 Stars

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Match #4
World Television Championship
Jerry Lynn vs. Too Cold Scorpio

With the TV title on the line, these two wasted no time going at each other with a fast and furious offensive barrage. The lead changed hands back and forth in a long, but action packed bout. The finish saw each man kicking out of the others finisher twice, unable to put his opponent away. Lynn was finally able to secure the 3 count and the title after a third and final Cradle Piledriver.

Jerry Lynn defeats Too Cold Scorpio with a Cradle Piledriver
Jerry Lynn (2), Too Cold Scorpio (3)
2.5 Stars

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**Lynn and Scorpio shook hands and Scorpio raised his opponent’s hand in the air. Lynn clutched the title, exhausted and teary eyed as the fans rained streamers and applause down on the ring.**

**Following the title celebration, the Dudley Boyz make their way out to the ring, sporting their entire entourage from Big Dick Dudley to Sign Guy Dudley to Dances With Dudley and more. There are tables set up in and around the ring.. The crowd boos profusely and even starts a “$%^& You D-Von!” chant for old times’ sake **

D-Von Dudley: I need all of you fat, pathetic, inbred rednecks to shut the hell up. My brother has something to say. Now testify!

Buh Buh Ray Dudley: Is that any way to treat your returning, conquering heroes? Just because we worked our way out of this $#!thole, wrestled around the world and won every championship we came across, and you’re still stuck here? You should be thankful that a pair of true legends have lowered themselves to return to this god-forsaken hole in the ground. Normally we would never even set foot in this city again, but they threw some off that sweet, sweet Khan money at us and we decided to come back and kick somebody’s @$$e$. So we invite any of the losers in the back to come out here and find out why we are the best, most hardcore tag team in professional wrestling.

**The Dudleyz and the crowd look to the back and wait for who will answer the challenge. After a few moments, “Back in Black” begins to play on the sound system and the crowd goes crazy as Cactus Jack and Terry Funk emerge, carrying their trademark barbed wire bat and branding iron.**

Terry Funk: Hey Cactus… these guys said they have wrestled all around the world…

Cactus Jack: Ha! Hey Funker… these guys said they are legends…

Terry Funk: Ha! Hey Cactus… these guys said they are hardcore…

**With that, Funk drops the mic and the duo rush the ring. They swing wildly with their weapons at the oncoming rush of Dudley extras, knocking them out and busting them open**

Joey Styles: There are dead Dudleyz everywhere! OH MY GOD!

**Buh Bub and D-Von ready themselves as Cactus and Funk charge in to the ring to start the match**

Match #5
Come on Down to Dudleyville Open Invitational
The Dudley Boyz vs. Terry Funk & Cactus Jack

Funk and Cactus slid into the ring and the Dudleyz pounced on them, throwing punches. D-Von and Funk paired off exchanging blows. Cactus Jack and Buh Buh paired off with Jack eventually getting the upperhand and hitting a diving elbow off the ring apron through a table on the outside. D-Von returned the favor by nailing Jack with a splash off the ring apron through another table. Meanwhile, Buh Buh had recovered and whipped Funk into a table that had been propped up in the corner, shattering it. The Dudleyz took control working over their battered and bloodied opponents before Cactus made a comeback, eventually hitting a somersault leap off the apron and through a table to D-Von. Buh Buh continued to work over Funk in the ring, landing a Bubba Bomb through a t able that Funk miraculously managed to kick out of. Buh Buh and Cactus threw down as their partners struggled to recover. Cactus tried to ram Buh Buh in to a propped up table, but it didn’t break. D-Von took the opportunity to attack Jack from behind and the Dudleyz connected on a Dudley Death Drop through a table, finally getting the 3 count.

The Dudley Boyz defeated Cactus Jack and Terry Funk
Buh Buh Ray Dudley pinned Cactus Jack after a Dudley Death Drop
Buh Buh Ray Dudley (3), D-Von Dudley (3), Cactus Jack (5), Terry Funk (5)
5 Stars, 6 Broken Tables, 7 “OH MY GOD!”s

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Match #6
World Heavyweight Championship
Three-Way Dance
The Sandman vs. Shane Douglas vs. Raven

The match started off with all three men brawling in the middle of the ring. Raven was rammed into the post and knocked to the outside, leaving The Sandman and Douglas to square off. The two men were fairly evenly matched until a recovered Raven distracted and hit a DDT on Sandman. After a failed pin attempt, Douglas took advantage and put The Hardcore Icon away after a piledriver. Raven and Douglas then proceeded to brawl in and out and around the ring. Douglas failed to keep Raven down, despite several piledrivers. The finish came when Douglass missed a charge into the corner, spilling to thee outside. When Raven came after him, Douglas slammed him into the ring post outside, hit a fourth piledriver and rolled him in the ring for pin.

Shane Douglas pins The Sandman after a piledriver, Shane Douglas pins Raven after a piledriver
Shane Douglas (0), Raven (4), The Sandman (1)
2.5 Stars

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**Douglas and Francine celebrate in the ring as “Perfect Strangers” plays.**

Fade to black…

[Swarm]

Congrats to the Steiners! Mind blowing fed!

[Dustin]

Are you playing online or card and dice? I'm just curious.

[The B-Mack]

Nov 6, 2020 12:13:35 GMT -5 Dustin said:

Are you playing online or card and dice? I'm just curious.

Pretty much a hybrid. All of the bootlegs are obviously card. I have all the online sets so a lot of switching between online and offline.

[TTX]

Cool to be mixing both. I've done that at times when I've had some cards and not others.