Post by Thomas (TK) on Dec 25, 2020 7:34:16 GMT -5
Here is something I wrote a few years back when I used to live in Colorado and was bored one day...I believe it was circa Centra Uprising timewise but not completely sure...
Night Before Xmas
'Twas the night before Xmas, and all through the arena,
Not a creature was stirring, not even from Lamia,
The Aethrans shined their titles with care
The challengers hoping they soon would be theirs,
The AniMen continued to brush out their fur,
Everyone else was hoping not to get fleas incurred,
Way out in space, the Fourth Realm couldn't be viler,
Than Angry Young Men, Brymstonians, and even the Colonizers,
With Murdok in Centra and Aegis still on earth,
We know now that their groups, no longer have any girth,
For these two men to come back they would need to travel,
And the fans hope they won't turn the arena into rubble and gravel,
And then, in a whisper, I heard from a fan,
Was said to be a little vain, a lad named Amazing Mann,
He was covered in chains, from his feet to his head,
And claimed no lock could hold him even one of lead,
He said,"Don't sweat it. i can escape these chains without even a mutter.
Although, I am sad 'cause my manager is Vin Strutter!"
Soon, we will hear what Bomb and Muss has to say,
Although, all the fans care about is their valet,
In six more days, you'll all be a flutter,
Because the next year's first card...New Year's Slaughter,
Even though Mensar's departure is a bummer,
The CPC hopefully will start again next summer,
And I heard Cordanus exclaim as he left my sight,
"Happy Holidays to all, because this time I'm not leaving without a fight!"
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
'Twas the night before Xmas, and all through the arena,
Not a creature was stirring, not even from Lamia,
The Aethrans shined their titles with care
The challengers hoping they soon would be theirs,
The AniMen continued to brush out their fur,
Everyone else was hoping not to get fleas incurred,
Way out in space, the Fourth Realm couldn't be viler,
Than Angry Young Men, Brymstonians, and even the Colonizers,
With Murdok in Centra and Aegis still on earth,
We know now that their groups, no longer have any girth,
For these two men to come back they would need to travel,
And the fans hope they won't turn the arena into rubble and gravel,
And then, in a whisper, I heard from a fan,
Was said to be a little vain, a lad named Amazing Mann,
He was covered in chains, from his feet to his head,
And claimed no lock could hold him even one of lead,
He said,"Don't sweat it. i can escape these chains without even a mutter.
Although, I am sad 'cause my manager is Vin Strutter!"
Soon, we will hear what Bomb and Muss has to say,
Although, all the fans care about is their valet,
In six more days, you'll all be a flutter,
Because the next year's first card...New Year's Slaughter,
Even though Mensar's departure is a bummer,
The CPC hopefully will start again next summer,
And I heard Cordanus exclaim as he left my sight,
"Happy Holidays to all, because this time I'm not leaving without a fight!"
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
