Paul, you want to practice unlocking the handcuffs?
No, you unlocked one set of handcuffs, you unlocked them all.
Beyond idiotic. Billion-dollar company putting on a show and they have to stop the count during a Last Man Standing Match because a guy can't un-handcuff his ally. This is after about 5 moves (I mean attempted murders) that would've been match-enders 20 years ago. Horrible.
Then, let's have a 47-YEAR-OLD man win the Royal Rumble. Don't get me wrong, I loved Edge in his prime and was a huge fan, but this was bullshit. Let's see...
-He's won 137 World Titles (that's without counting all his other titles)
-He's main-evented Mania (against Undertaker no less)
-He won the Rumble 11 YEARS AGO
-He's ALREADY IN THE HALL OF FAME
-He got his big return in last year's Rumble, IN A FULL STADIUM THAT GAVE HIM ONE OF THE BIGGEST POPS OF ALL-TIME. I was all about that, by the way. Awesome moment.
BUT WHEN IS IT ENOUGH?!?!?!??
Then, you gotta have Christian come in to help him to continue the love-fest. Shit, I was expecting Beth Phoenix to come out after that.
When HBK, Benoit, and Mysterio won from #1, at least they were in their primes so it made more sense (although Mysterio got it just because of Eddie). This was just unbelievable, in a BAD way.
How about Bryan? How about Styles? How about Big E? How about The Fiend? You know, someone who HASN'T won it before or had a ton of previous accolades?
ON THIS DAY...THINGS ARE SHITTY. I'll still always be a huge Edge fan, but this was a complete miss.
At least the women's Rumble went great with two deserving wrestlers going toe-to-toe at the end, thus making BOTH of them look awesome.
Okay, I'm done now, LOL. Thanks for letting me vent.