Post by Bri on Feb 1, 2021 5:49:58 GMT -5
Hello all!
Hope all is good with everybody.
I've recently had to switch from being a table top player to being an online player and I have likewise taken the plunge into the Colorized Legends sets. And they are all sorts of serious awesome.
I've decided to sort of go back to a prior style of playing and fed organizing where I just sort of use the force and let it take me where it takes me - but try to be more concise in the reporting of the events that I see occur.
Wish me luck lol!
Following is the introduction to The SOTU and the principals behind the scenes - as well as a program advertising our first card.
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Symptoms of The Universe - Intro
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(We see a crowded and lampost lit street corner...just outside of Sunnyside Gardens Arena in Queens, New York...the year is about Nineteen Something...and it's 7:30 p.m...members of the press have been anxiously awaiting at least somebody to come out and speak to them since 7 o'clock...there's been quite a buzz lately about this new wrestling federation starting up...with many high profile acquisitions from other federations...some amicable...and some not...then somebody suddenly emerges from the front doors of the arena...in a tailored suit...and dressed...to a lowercase t...)
Little Beaver (cups his hands and lights a cigarette) - Hello everybody...I'm sorry we're running so late...(scratches his head)...you know maybe we should all just resched...
(Interrupting Beav and grabbing everyone's attention...is a crowded city bus that has just pulled up at the stop near this street corner press conference...someone is getting off of the bus and creating quite a stir...)
Reporter (to his associate) - Whoever this is...is a big...dude...
Another Reporter - I'll say...
Reporter - Buses...usually don't tilt...like that
(Off of the bus...to much shock and awe...steps Andre The Giant...he is dressed uncomfortably...in the largest three piece suit and black shoe combo...that you've ever seen...he is sweating like a buffalo...)
Little Beaver (To Andre) - Ok great...well two out of three of us works...I guess...
Andre The Giant (To Beav) - Sorry...wrong bus...where's Sky?...
Little Beaver - I don't know...he was supposed to...
(Interrupting Beav and now grabbing everyone's attention...is a car that has pulled into the spot where the bus had just pulled out of...a red mustang that's being driven by an attractive and smirking blonde haired woman...the passenger seat opens...and out stumbles Sky Low Low...he is in a suit...but his shirt is open half way...and his necktie is wrapped around his head...he is obviously drunk...if you lit a match next to him...he would probably explode...)
Andre The Giant (To Sky while pointing at his disheveled appearance) - You call this...dressing to impress?...
Sky Low Low (To Andre) - Jesus you...(hiccup)...sweat a lot...
Little Beaver (To the reporters...after a nervous exhale) - Maybe we should start...ok folks are there any questions?...
(Then ensued an incredible barrage of questions...):
Is it true the Nature Boy is coming here?...
Can you confirm that you are sanctioning World Titles?...
How bout the Road Warriors?...
Is Andre only here for security?...
Are all wrestlers crazy?...
Was that Candi Divine inside the Mustang?...
Have you seen my car keys?...
Has Lou Thesz given you his answer yet?...
Can you write off bus repair expenses?...
Is it true the owner likes Black Sabbath?...
So it's 8 women...8 teams...and 24 men correct?...
Can all three of you tell time?...
Are all events to take place at Sunnyside Gardens?...
Why does my life...suck?...
You know that if Mildred Burke turned you down then you're women's division is dead on arrival right?...
Why is Andre looking at me like I'm crazy?...
Which version of the Midnight Express did you sign?...
The woman in the car said Sky was late because he was right in the middle of her contract...can you elaborate?...
Can somebody please tell me...where the hell my Goddam..keys are?...
(As Little Beaver smoked to deal with being overwhelmed by the questions...and Andre just shook his head in disbelief...wishing he was just in a battle royal instead...Sky suddenly yelled out as soon as all the questions stopped...)
Sky Low Low - YES!!!...
Reporter (To Sky) - Do you mean that's the answer?...
Another Reporter (To Sky) -To everything?...
Sky Low Low (Utters a defiant burp and says) - Absapootley...
Television Reporter - Well...there you have it America...should the SOTU be worth the ticket price?...in a word...Absapootley...
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Symptoms of The Universe - Card Schedule
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Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?...
Live From Sunnyside Gardens
Queens, New York
Card 1
Scheduled Bouts
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▪ Brad Armstrong vs Larry Zbyszko:
(Armstrong is so pumped up to compete and to get out of the gate right away with a victory - Zbyszko on the other hand - relishes the fact that in his very own mind - HE destroyed Bruno Sammartino's career - and this young legend named Armstrong - will be the next "legend" he runs out of the business).
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▪ Beverly Shade vs Candi Divine:
(A battle wherin Sky Low Low's old girlfriend Beverly Shade takes on his new girlfriend Candi Divine - we certainly hope that there's no real animosity between these two - but if there is - we will be sure to capture it all in high definition color - with many close ups).
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▪ Stan Hansen vs Jimmy Snuka:
(All of the competitors know full well what's on the line here - the first four cards are going to paint a picture as to just who the SOTU braintrust (Beaver, Low & Andre) are going to select as contenders for the inaugural championship bouts - and both competitors plan on making their agendas realities - Snuka wants championship gold - Hansen wants to show the entire fed what all of their futures are going to be.
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▪ The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Dennis Condrey) vs The Heavenly Bodies (Tom Prichard & Stan Lane):
(It would appear that Jim Cornette is definitely pulling his - strings from a safe distance when it comes to this case of unleashing his prides and joys upon the SOTU tag scene - but both teams know full well who Corny really loves - Prichard and Lane are fully committed to setting the record straight and taking The Express apart in this one - just to show everyone - including themselves - that they - will be the big dogs here).
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▪ Randy Savage vs Johnny Valentine:
(Randy Savage eagerly accepted this matchup because he knows full well - that Johnny Valentine absolutely despises him - his style - his ring strategies and especially - Savage's very few unintelligible syllables - Savage, according to Valentine is "so juiced up on something" that he's now a full blown disrespectful moron - who needs to be taught a lesson - Savage had few words for him - but whatever they were - boy he really really meant them).
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Take care!
Bri.
Hope all is good with everybody.
I've recently had to switch from being a table top player to being an online player and I have likewise taken the plunge into the Colorized Legends sets. And they are all sorts of serious awesome.
I've decided to sort of go back to a prior style of playing and fed organizing where I just sort of use the force and let it take me where it takes me - but try to be more concise in the reporting of the events that I see occur.
Wish me luck lol!
Following is the introduction to The SOTU and the principals behind the scenes - as well as a program advertising our first card.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Symptoms of The Universe - Intro
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(We see a crowded and lampost lit street corner...just outside of Sunnyside Gardens Arena in Queens, New York...the year is about Nineteen Something...and it's 7:30 p.m...members of the press have been anxiously awaiting at least somebody to come out and speak to them since 7 o'clock...there's been quite a buzz lately about this new wrestling federation starting up...with many high profile acquisitions from other federations...some amicable...and some not...then somebody suddenly emerges from the front doors of the arena...in a tailored suit...and dressed...to a lowercase t...)
Little Beaver (cups his hands and lights a cigarette) - Hello everybody...I'm sorry we're running so late...(scratches his head)...you know maybe we should all just resched...
(Interrupting Beav and grabbing everyone's attention...is a crowded city bus that has just pulled up at the stop near this street corner press conference...someone is getting off of the bus and creating quite a stir...)
Reporter (to his associate) - Whoever this is...is a big...dude...
Another Reporter - I'll say...
Reporter - Buses...usually don't tilt...like that
(Off of the bus...to much shock and awe...steps Andre The Giant...he is dressed uncomfortably...in the largest three piece suit and black shoe combo...that you've ever seen...he is sweating like a buffalo...)
Little Beaver (To Andre) - Ok great...well two out of three of us works...I guess...
Andre The Giant (To Beav) - Sorry...wrong bus...where's Sky?...
Little Beaver - I don't know...he was supposed to...
(Interrupting Beav and now grabbing everyone's attention...is a car that has pulled into the spot where the bus had just pulled out of...a red mustang that's being driven by an attractive and smirking blonde haired woman...the passenger seat opens...and out stumbles Sky Low Low...he is in a suit...but his shirt is open half way...and his necktie is wrapped around his head...he is obviously drunk...if you lit a match next to him...he would probably explode...)
Andre The Giant (To Sky while pointing at his disheveled appearance) - You call this...dressing to impress?...
Sky Low Low (To Andre) - Jesus you...(hiccup)...sweat a lot...
Little Beaver (To the reporters...after a nervous exhale) - Maybe we should start...ok folks are there any questions?...
(Then ensued an incredible barrage of questions...):
Is it true the Nature Boy is coming here?...
Can you confirm that you are sanctioning World Titles?...
How bout the Road Warriors?...
Is Andre only here for security?...
Are all wrestlers crazy?...
Was that Candi Divine inside the Mustang?...
Have you seen my car keys?...
Has Lou Thesz given you his answer yet?...
Can you write off bus repair expenses?...
Is it true the owner likes Black Sabbath?...
So it's 8 women...8 teams...and 24 men correct?...
Can all three of you tell time?...
Are all events to take place at Sunnyside Gardens?...
Why does my life...suck?...
You know that if Mildred Burke turned you down then you're women's division is dead on arrival right?...
Why is Andre looking at me like I'm crazy?...
Which version of the Midnight Express did you sign?...
The woman in the car said Sky was late because he was right in the middle of her contract...can you elaborate?...
Can somebody please tell me...where the hell my Goddam..keys are?...
(As Little Beaver smoked to deal with being overwhelmed by the questions...and Andre just shook his head in disbelief...wishing he was just in a battle royal instead...Sky suddenly yelled out as soon as all the questions stopped...)
Sky Low Low - YES!!!...
Reporter (To Sky) - Do you mean that's the answer?...
Another Reporter (To Sky) -To everything?...
Sky Low Low (Utters a defiant burp and says) - Absapootley...
Television Reporter - Well...there you have it America...should the SOTU be worth the ticket price?...in a word...Absapootley...
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Symptoms of The Universe - Card Schedule
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?...
Live From Sunnyside Gardens
Queens, New York
Card 1
Scheduled Bouts
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
▪ Brad Armstrong vs Larry Zbyszko:
(Armstrong is so pumped up to compete and to get out of the gate right away with a victory - Zbyszko on the other hand - relishes the fact that in his very own mind - HE destroyed Bruno Sammartino's career - and this young legend named Armstrong - will be the next "legend" he runs out of the business).
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▪ Beverly Shade vs Candi Divine:
(A battle wherin Sky Low Low's old girlfriend Beverly Shade takes on his new girlfriend Candi Divine - we certainly hope that there's no real animosity between these two - but if there is - we will be sure to capture it all in high definition color - with many close ups).
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
▪ Stan Hansen vs Jimmy Snuka:
(All of the competitors know full well what's on the line here - the first four cards are going to paint a picture as to just who the SOTU braintrust (Beaver, Low & Andre) are going to select as contenders for the inaugural championship bouts - and both competitors plan on making their agendas realities - Snuka wants championship gold - Hansen wants to show the entire fed what all of their futures are going to be.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
▪ The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Dennis Condrey) vs The Heavenly Bodies (Tom Prichard & Stan Lane):
(It would appear that Jim Cornette is definitely pulling his - strings from a safe distance when it comes to this case of unleashing his prides and joys upon the SOTU tag scene - but both teams know full well who Corny really loves - Prichard and Lane are fully committed to setting the record straight and taking The Express apart in this one - just to show everyone - including themselves - that they - will be the big dogs here).
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▪ Randy Savage vs Johnny Valentine:
(Randy Savage eagerly accepted this matchup because he knows full well - that Johnny Valentine absolutely despises him - his style - his ring strategies and especially - Savage's very few unintelligible syllables - Savage, according to Valentine is "so juiced up on something" that he's now a full blown disrespectful moron - who needs to be taught a lesson - Savage had few words for him - but whatever they were - boy he really really meant them).
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Take care!
Bri.
