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Post by Bri on Feb 5, 2021 20:06:33 GMT -5
Card 2 has me wondering, Can War Pigs fly? Great stuff. Love the unique format. Very fresh and entertaining. Hey on_the_edge! I think that's a profound question. You know considering what's on the SOTU horizon...we may possibly find out... Thanks very much for those kind words man. I figured if I'm going to start doing this again, it's gotta be at least somewhat different from anything else I've tried. Happy Friday mi amigo! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 5, 2021 20:18:24 GMT -5
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Symptoms of The Universe - Card 3
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I Am The World That Hides...The Universal Secret Of All Time...
Live From Sunnyside Gardens
Queens, New York
Card 3
Match Results & Backstories
▪ The Masked Superstar vs Magnum T.A.:
The Masked Superstar defeated Magnum T
A. via Submission - with his come from behind COBRA HOLD finisher at the 4:22 minute mark:
The Masked Superstar - 2 Fatigues, 3 Reversals, 1 Near Disqualification, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Finisher Attempt
Magnum T.A. - 0 Fatigue, 2 Reversals, 1 Near Disqualification, 1 Finisher Attempt, 1 Failed Deathjump, Several Female Fan Offers To Console Him Back At His Place
▪ Susan Green vs The Fabulous Moolah:
The Fabulous Moolah defeated Susan Green via Disqualification - Green was disqualified after Slamming Moolah's Head Into The Announcers Table at the 11:01 minute mark:
The Fabulous Moolah - 0 Fatigue, 5 Reversals
Susan Green - 1 Fatigue, 4 Reversals, 2 Deathjumps, Lots of Post Match Smiling
Buddy Rogers - Got Into Heated Argument With Referee Sky Low Low From Ringside
Announcer Gorilla Ventura - One Very Deep Exhale Upon The Impact
▪ Ted DiBiase vs The Crusher:
The Crusher defeated Ted DiBiase via Disqualification - DiBiase was disqualified for Hitting Crusher With A Steel Chair Outside The Ring at the 8:54 minute mark:
Ted DiBiase - 0 Fatigue, 5 Reversals, 1 Suspicious Deathjump, 1 Finisher Attempt, 1 Match Winning But Unseen Finisher Attempt,
The Crusher - 2 Fatigues, 4 Reversals, 1 Before The Bell Assault,
Referee Sky Low Low - "Accidentally" Knocked Out By DiBiase, Yelled Disqualified While Pointing With Both Of His Middle Fingers At DiBiase
Sherri Martel - Howled Obscenities At Sky Low Low From Her Ringside Seat
▪ The Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) vs The Sheepherders (Luke Williams & Butch Miller):
The Road Warriors defeated The Sheepherders via Pinfall - The Road Warriors (Hawk) pinned Williams with their DOOMSDAY DEVICE finisher at the 4:05 minute mark.
Hawk - 0 Fatigue, 0 Reversals, 1 Defensive Tag, 2 Double Teams, 2 Offensive Tags
Animal - 0 Fatigue, 0 Reversals, 1 Offensive Tag, 2 Tag Finisher Attempts, 1 Defensive Tag
Luke Williams - 3 Fatigue, Couldn't Even Come Close To Tagging Out
Butch Miller - 0 Fatigue, Prevented From Entering The Match At All, Lots of Drooling
All Four Wrestlers Inside Ring Post Decision - A 2 on 2 Rumble, Black Eyes, A Few Teeth Lost
SOTU Security - Eight Gards Needed To Restore Order
TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT
▪ Nick Bockwinkel vs Buddy Rogers:
Nick Bockwinkel defeated Buddy Rogers via Submission - After his FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK at the 11:37 minute mark.
Nick Bockwinkel - 1 Fatigue, 6 Reversals, 2 Finisher Attempts, Won 1 Ringside Brawl
Buddy Rogers - 3 Fatigue, 5 Reversals, Won 1 Ringside Brawl, 1 Finisher Attempt
Bobby Heenan - Participated In An Arguement With Moolah That Evolved Into A Food Fight
The Fabulous Moolah - Participated In An Arguement With Heenan That Evolved Into A Food Fight
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Writen On The Commissioner's Office Chalkboard:
First Match Cycle (Cards 1 - 4):
Larry Zbyszko ☆
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Curt Hennig
Masked Superstar ☆
Randy Savage ☆ ? vs Valentine (2 of 3) maybe intead? How about W.C. anyway - just to piss The Board off?
Harley Race - W.C.
Nick Bockwinkel - W.C.
Candi Divine ♡ 😊
Joyce Grable
The Heavenly Bodies
The Miracle Violence Connection - W.C.
The Road Warriors - W.C.
Second Match Cycle (Cards 5 - 8)
Note: Cards starting with 5 and forward have to be longer due to new hires trickling in - Sky wrote this
Card 5 so far:
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Inaugural International Championship Bout - No Dq - ? vs ?
Snuka vs Hansen - No Disqualifications
DiBiase vs Crusher - " " ?
Shade vs Martinez - Bev's so hot when angry
Mulligan vs Hennig - ?
Eaton vs "Mystery Opponent"
Andre is asking - What About Evening Gown Matches?...
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Summary of A Press Conference Held By The SOTU:
▪ Little Beaver, Sky Low Low, Andre The Giant and by his request...our newly hired masked referee The Unknown Soldier - sat in as a spectator next to Beaver, Low and Andre...our new Head of Security...the monstrous looking former independent wrestler Suror stood behind The Unknown Soldier with his arms folded...
▪ The wildly unpredictable New York City press once again unleashed an avalanche of simultaneous questions:
- Since the NWA has just folded...and various independent feds have also gone belly up...do you think the SOTU and Wince McCant's World Wide Empire will be scrambling to hire the free agent competitors?...
- Hey holmes...is Absapootley REALLY...a word man?...Yeah...we just couldn't find it anywhere in our dictionary...man...
- Are you going to try to hire that great indy tag team The Superior Mothers?...
- Does anybody else have a rash like this?...
- Ted DiBiase has been seen in a restaurant with Sherri Martel speaking with that team The Unbeatable...care to comment?...
- Thanks for finding my keys Beav...I can finally head home now...
- Unsigned wrestler Abdullah The Butcher has apparently been living in Flushing Meadow Park...with members of SOTU security as well as Sky Low Low dropping off food for him at night...what's the story?...is he going to be signing with the SOTU?...
- Has Mildred Burke given you an official answer yet?...
- Do you know if anyone has tried to sign The Sentinel?...how about Sunshine Superman?...or Desperado?...
- The paparazzi have captured photos of Rampage on the drawbridge that crosses the moat leaving Wince McCan'ts castle in Connecticut...is the SOTU going to try to make a play for him too?...
- Does Candi Divine wear panties?...
- Has anyone ever seen The Unknown Soldier's face in public?...(which elicited a smile under his mask)
- For the record it should be said...this rash is probably not contagious...
- Wonder Woman is now apparently unsigned...will the SOTU's Women's division be reaching out to her?...
- Same question for The Atomic Punk...
- If batteries keep so well in refrigerators...how come no one sells them out of them?...
- Does Sky Low Low get shorter when he's angry?...
▪ A confused Little Beaver and Andre The Giant stared at each other and then looked to Sky Low Low in unison...as Sky took a deep breath...closed his eyes and yelled out - ...MAYBE!!!...
▪ Little Beaver exclaimed, before they all quickly departed from a silent and blinking crowd - I FOR ONE THINK THAT SAYS IT ALL!!! THANKS EVERYBODY!!!
▪ As they retreated back inside the arena...Sky Low Low pulled The Unknown Soldier aside and told him that - You and I...really need to talk...The Unknown Soldier responded to Sky saying - I thought you'd never...ask...my friend...
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Card 4 - Wait Until The War Is Ooover...And We're Both A Little Ooolder...The Unknown Sooldier - Match Schedule
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- Tully Blanchard vs Blackjack Mulligan
- Toni Rose vs Mildred Burke 🤞
- Bobo Brazil vs Rob Van Dam
- The Foreign Legion vs The Flying Redheads
- Bruiser Brody vs Lou Thesz 🤞🤞
(All With Special Guest Referee - Andre The Giant)
Coming Up Next:
Card 4 Match Results With Backstory Summaries & Card 5 Match Announcements (Featuring The Inaugural Title Bout For The SOTU International Championship As Our Card 5 Main Event)!
Take it easy!
Epilogue:
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Voice On A Phone - So...what haffened at the fress conperence...is everything we peared puckin true?...
The Other Voice On The Call - ...DAMN!!!...
Voice On A Phone - Shhhhhit...that's what I was apraid op...All Of You Get The P Outta Here...Stacy...You Stay Right Where You Are...Get Murcury On The Damn Fhone...We Gotta Sign Atlas...And Sign His Ass...Right Now!...
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Post by TTX on Feb 5, 2021 20:22:44 GMT -5
Tricky Nicky pulls a big victory.
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Post by Pariah on Feb 5, 2021 21:07:16 GMT -5
Awesome action from start to finish... And at the risk of sounding redundant - you've absolutely nailed it with this reporting style, my brotha... TRUTH!
And further kudos to you for showing off that testicular fortitude... Buddy Rogers vs. Nick Bockwinkel is one of those programs that I've never had the guts to book - just never sure how I'd give it the attention it deserves.
Looking forward to whatever comes next... Awesome work!
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Post by Bri on Feb 7, 2021 17:28:53 GMT -5
Tricky Nicky pulls a big victory. Afternoon TTX me bro! Yes he does. He has catapulted himself into a four man single elimination tourney for the World Championship on Card 7. Going to be posting Card 4 in a few. Cards 5, 6 & 7 are all headlined by a similar tourney for the SOTU inaugural straps with some of the participants still tbd. Here's to hoping The SOTU staff earns there money & doesn't let us down lol. Always appreciated man! |
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Post by Bri on Feb 7, 2021 17:44:04 GMT -5
Awesome action from start to finish... And at the risk of sounding redundant - you've absolutely nailed it with this reporting style, my brotha... TRUTH! And further kudos to you for showing off that testicular fortitude... Buddy Rogers vs. Nick Bockwinkel is one of those programs that I've never had the guts to book - just never sure how I'd give it the attention it deserves. Looking forward to whatever comes next... Awesome work! Hey Pariah! You are far too kind man. And I'm glad this template is working. I'm also setting a limit on how large these (regular shows) will be. My never ending quest to try to find the sweet spot - I write in the memo section of me phone. With The LXG I sometimes would fill up say a dozen whole memos with stuff on one post. But now I'm down to two which for me is a big consolidation - especially after a full pot of rockin coffee lol. I'm going to be keeping that theory for as long as I can - although more wrestlers are in the process of being signed (and I will be increasing the match counts on the cards) so maybe three memos max. Anywho - Card 4 results coming up. Testicular Fortitude - I love that. Sounds like a punk rock band. Always awesome to see you in the seats brother! |
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Post by TTX on Feb 7, 2021 18:00:47 GMT -5
In a shadowy private box
Nightmare Nikki: "A new fed but some of the same old faces."
Amaranth: "Hopefully a lot of the fun remains."
Eris: "If not, we can cause our own bit of chaos."
Each girl seems to be enjoying a red beverage in a goblet while listening to Amaranth's latest jam.
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Post by Crossbones on Feb 7, 2021 18:04:36 GMT -5
Glad to see the Road Warriors get the win, as well as Nick!
I was never a fan of the Sheepherders or when they were in the WWF.
Great work!
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Post by Bri on Feb 7, 2021 18:05:02 GMT -5
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Symptoms of The Universe - Card 4
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Wait Until The War Is Ooover...And We're Both A Little Ooolder...The Unknown Sooldier
Live From Sunnyside Gardens
Queens, New York
Card 4
Match Results & Backstories
▪ Tully Blanchard vs Blackjack Mulligan:
Blackjack Mulligan defeated Tully Blanchard via Disqualification - Blanchard was disqualified for Spearing Mulligan Through The Time Keepers Table at the 23:57 minute mark:
Blackjack Mulligan - 2 Fatigues, 10 Reversals, Won 4 Ringside Brawls, 2 Deathjumps, 2 Near Disqualifications
Tully Blanchard - 2 Fatigues, 9 Reversals, 1 Finisher Attempt, Won 3 Ringside Brawls, 2 Near Disqualifications
J.J. Dillon - Post Match Attempt To Hit Mulligan With A Steel Garbage Can
Barry Windham - Speared Both Dillon - Himself - And The Garbage Can Over The Ring Barrier And Into The First Row
Referee Andre The Giant - Got In between Mulligan And Blanchard Until Security Arrived
▪ Toni Rose vs Mildred Burke:
Mildred Burke defeated Toni Rose via Disqualification - Rose was disqualified after Slamming Burke In The Head With A Steel Chair Outside The Ring at the 6:17 minute mark:
Mildred Burke - 2 Fatigues, 3 Reversals
Toni Rose - 0 Fatigue, 4 Reversals, Obvious Adoration For Her Mentor
The Fabulous Moolah - Tells Toni Rose Good Work, Tells Mildred Burke If I Don't Get A Shot Sweetheart Then Neither Do You
▪ Bobo Brazil vs Rob Van Dam:
Bobo Brazil defeated Rob Van Dam via Knockout - After Van Dam Passed Out In Brazil's Bearhug at the 5:07 minute mark:
Bobo Brazil - 0 Fatigue, 2 Reversals, 1 Finisher Attempt, Helped Van Dam To His Feet After The Decision
Rob Van Dam - 1 Fatigue, 1 Reversal, Congratulated Brazil And Told Him To Go Win A Title
▪ The Foreign Legion (Iron Sheik & Nikolai Volkoff) vs The Flying Redheads (Red Bastien & Billy Red Lyons):
The Foreign Legion defeated The Flying Redheads via Disqualification - Bastien was disqualified for Furiously Punching Sheik In The Face at the 4:20 minute mark.
Iron Sheik - 0 Fatigue, 2 Reversals, 1 Loaded Boot Attack, 1 Finisher Attempt, Won 1 Ringside Brawl
Nikolai Volkoff - 0 Fatigue, Some Of The Worst Singing You've Ever Heard
Red Bastien - 3 Fatigues, 2 Reversals, 1 Near Count Out
Billy Red Lyons - 0 Fatigue
Ivan Koloff - Attacked Billy Red Lyons From Behind Post Match
Boogie Woogie Jimmy Valiant - Broke Volkoff's Flag Over Volkoff's Head Post Match
Referee Andre The Giant - Waived In Security And Just Shook Head
TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT
▪ Bruiser Brody vs Lou Thesz:
Bruiser Brody defeated Lou Thesz via Pinfall - After his come from behind JUMPING KNEE DROP finisher at the 11:37 minute mark.
Bruiser Brody - 2 Fatigues, 3 Reversals, 1 Finisher Attempt
Lou Thesz - 1 Fatigue, 3 Reversals, 1 Finisher Attempt
Ted DiBiase - Holds Up Brody's Arm And Yells Out That The Million Dollar Corporation Has Been Reborn And Bruiser Brody Is You're New World Champion!
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Commissioner's Office Chalkboard:
First Match Cycle (Cards 1 - 4):
Bobo Brazil - W.C.
Harley Race - W.C.
Nick Bockwinkel - W.C.
Bruiser Brody - W.C.
Candi Divine ♡ 😊 - W.C.
Joyce Grable - W.C.
The Heavenly Bodies - W.C.
The Miracle Violence Connection - W.C.
The Road Warriors - W.C.
TBD - W.C.
Second Match Cycle (Cards 5 - 8)
Note: New Hires Trickling In
▪ Mildred wants a No Dq Tag Bout Against "Those Heffers" (chuckle) Moolah & Rose with a partner of her choosing.
Andre wrote - What About Evening Gown Matches?...
Beav wrote - No no...no...we can't...
Sky wrote - Well run it by our new ladies commish...
Andre wrote - Ok...who?...
Sky wrote - 😊
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Summary of A Private Conference Held By The SOTU Commissioners - Little Beaver, Sky Low Low and Andre The Giant - Along With New Referee The Unknown Soldier And His Associate / Bodyguard - Suror:
▪ Sky Low Low asks The Unknown Soldier for everything he knows about all of these independent stars. The Soldier told not only Sky but all three of them that...truths of these magnitudes will quite simply not be believed as of now - but perhaps in time they will. The Soldier said I consider all of you...to be friends...and there are some things that friends shouldn't be burdened with...
▪ Little Beaver says - Burden us...The Soldier acquiesces...and says that these "marquee" indy stars are all working under aliases because it's necessary to change identities...so as not to upset the laws...and fabric of time...
▪ Sky asks The Soldier - So you're telling me...that all of them...traveled here through time? Little Beaver chimed in - From Earth's time?...or do you mean from other...The Soldier (interrupts) - Planets...yes Beav...but all of us are here...against our wills...
▪ Sky Low Low - So you...and Suror...are also here incognito...and from other planets right...The Soldier - And another time...yes...Little Beaver - We really want...to believe you...is there any way you can prove any of this?...
▪ Suror - Allow me...(and with that Suror grabs a pair of scissors off of Beavs desk...and buries the points deep in the green flesh of his own forearm)...(Sky, Beav and Andre were taken aback by this...but they were really mesmerized and struck speechless...by the sight of Suror's blood...it was a thick and phosphorus orange colored liquid)...
▪ The Soldier - Thank you brother...Suror - Was necessary...these are good souls...maybe we can help eachother...The Soldier - I'm also willing to bet...that you know nothing...about The Owner of The SOTU...probably have never actually seen him...right?...Little Beaver - Right...how did you know?...
▪ Sky Low Low - Are you tight with these people?...The Soldier - Most...but not all...I can reach out to them if you want...Sky Low Low - I want...The Soldier - So why does Wince McCan't talk so...weirdly...
▪ Little Beaver - They are in the process of a long legal suit with The World Wildlife Fund...and Wince was told that he had to get the F out of the initials of his fed...it caused him to have a paranormal psychotic break...
▪ Sky Low Low - He fractured his alphabet...his p's and f's switch with each other when he talks...even when he writes...
▪ The Unknown Soldier - Didn't know that was...possible...
▪ Andre The Giant - No one did...
▪ Sky Low Low (sees a note on his desk) - DiBiase has signed The Unbeatable...
▪ The Soldier - And so it begins...
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Card 5 - Desperado...Why Don't You Come To Your Senses...You've Been Out Riding Fences...For So Long Now - Match Schedule
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- Bobby Eaton vs Mystery Opponent!
- The Fantastics vs The Vachons!
- Ida Mae Martinez vs Beverly Shade -
No Dq - Stay Away From My Boyfriend Bout!
- Randy Savage vs Johnny Valentine -
No Dq - If Savage Wins - Then We Talk Titles!
- The Foreign Legion & Ivan Koloff vs The
Flying Redheads & Boogie Woogie Jimmy
Valiant - No Dq - A Colder War Bout
- The Fabulous Moolah & Toni Rose vs
Mildred Burke & A Partner Of Her Choosing!
- Tully Blanchard & Buddy Rogers vs
Blackjack Mulligan & Barry Windham!
- Stan Hansen vs Jimmy Snuka -
Steel Cage Bout!
International Championship Title Tournament:
- Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Masked
Superstar!
- Curt Hennig vs Larry Zbyszko!
- International Championship Title Bout!
Coming Up Next:
Card 5 Match Results With Backstory Summaries & Card 6 Match Announcements!
Take it easy!
Epilogue:
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Ted DiBiase (on a call) - Sherri has an appointment with Sunshine Superman tomorrow...
The Owner (on same call) - Perfect...he's a handful...but it's politically critical that we reign him in...tell him I'm the owner...and also that...you know who...has been in contact with me...also I want Low, Beaver, Andre & this new ref shadowed...
Ted DiBiase - Will do Desperado...
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Post by TTX on Feb 7, 2021 18:06:18 GMT -5
Amaranth: "Brody proves mighty."
Eris: "DiBiase manipulates the strings but we manipulate much more."
Nikki: "Sisters, let us take it slowly, there is much fun to be had."
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