Post by Bri on Jun 19, 2021 13:00:35 GMT -5
The Lord of The Flies
(A Brief Introduction & Upcoming Matchups & Fed Employee Listing...With Our First Card To Be Held At Madison Square Garden)
Howdy folks!!!...originally this fed was going to only be comprised of wrestlers from the LOTF product line...but knowing how my feds always turn out...and realizing the plain and simple truth that...there's no way...that I can keep this to one product line only...there's just to many possibilities...and too many other wrestlers that truly rock...since I can't control this addiction...I'm going to accept it...and fully embrace it lol...
So this time...I didn't forget the gravy...I'm going in full throttle...safety goggles on...completely locked and loaded with all the safety's off...
This fed has a large roster thats split into six divisions...with each division vying for shots at their own divisions title...the wrestlers and teams that the Owner has put together is pretty heavy...and they're from virtually every product line in the Filsinger Universe...
In order to be eligible for shots at titles...wrestlers in this compete primarily for Career Points...cause' without them...you're gonna get nowhere fast...
The primary purpose in this fed is the earning of Career Points...in order to get what you want...
Career Points are awarded as follows:
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4 - points for win by pin or submission.
3 - points for win by count out.
2 - points for win by dq.
1 - point each side for double disqualifications
or double count outs.
0 - points for losses.
LOTF Sanctioned Titles:
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LOTF Intercontinental Champion
LOTF World Light Heavyweight Champion
LOTF World Women's Champion
LOTF Hardcore Champion *
LOTF World Tag Team Champions
LOTF World Heavyweight Champion
* Note: (All wrestlers in the Hardcore division use their cage ratings as they're pin ratings for all matches against all others within the Hardcore division & LOTF Hardcore Championship bouts. Championship Bouts in this division will always be no disqualification bouts...at least...)
The LOTF has signed agreements with 20 "arenas" if you will...10 of which are in North America and the other 10 arenas are abroad...most are on this planet...and some of them...well you'll see 😊...
Special Exclusive Title:
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And now onto quite an already controversial "Title" if you will...that's being offered by The LOTF...:
The Lord of The Flies:
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Not only are all of the competitors, (male and female), here for the all important career points...which of course could potentially lead to titles... prestige...more sex...and even more money...they are also here to compete for and hold on to...an honorary title called - The Lord of The Flies...
At the end of every of our 20 arena (20 card) tours...if you will...the competitor (or team) that has amassed the highest amount of Career Points (not only across their own division / but additionally across all 6 divisions, becomes The Lord of The Flies...
Note: (Wrestlers and teams that have amassed the most Career Points in each division...are foremost considered...as eligible for title shots...but then...if they aren't selected for title shots by Commissioner Charlie Cox...(who is the only one who can pick number one contenders...in cases of Career Point ties...) then they become eligible for potentially becoming..."The Lord of The Flies"...:
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As the "Lord of The Flies", this wrestler (or team) is allowed to do either one...and only one...of the two following choices...during the course of each subsequent 20 arena & card tour:
1. Enact one law that can applies to either some of...or up to all of...the wrestlers, (male and female) in some...or up to all...of the six division within The LOTF...(and depending upon the details of a particular law...perhaps even additionally to...members of LOTF fed management)...
Or:
2. Strike down one law that was previously enacted...by a prior Lord of The Flies...
At the end of every 20 arena tour...,any wrestler (or team) that is still "The Lord/s of The Flies" (that still has the highest amount of Career Points across the fed)...can either make another law (or strike down another prior law)...during the course of the subsequent 20 arena tour...
But...
If by the end of any tour...there happens to be two or more different competitors that now have...the same total amount of Career Points of the current...(or even more than)...than the current "Lord of The Flies"...then only The Owner...has the authority...to break any ties...and in such case...he will determe if the current Lord...will continue his/her/ they're reign...or if a new Lord of The Flies...will be announced...
Special Note:
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Only The LOTF Owner...can approve...the laws submitted to him for consideration...by anyone holds the title...The Lord of The Flies...
All Title Defenses (For All Divisions) and Announcements of The Decree By "The Lord of The Flies"...are being exclusively held and revealed...at all Cards Held at Madison Square Garden...(with except of course...our very first card)
The Lord of The Flies
Card 1 Match Announcements
Madison Square Garden
Manhattan, New York
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Captain Crossbones vs "Irish" Pat Flannigan
Antonino Rocca vs Jimmy Snuka
Evil Dead vs Sami Callihan
Pepper Gomez vs Jerry Lynn
April Hunter vs Elina
Eris vs Kelly Klein
The Anarchist Arik Cannon vs Jack Hood
Sabu (With Abdullah Farouk) vs Bigfoot
Viva Las Vegas (Playboy Buddy Rose & Val Venis With Elegant Eddie Fine) vs Fist (Gran Akuma & Icarus)
The Backseat Boyz (Johnny Kashmere & Trent Acid) vs The Nightmare Warriors (Frightmare & Hallowicked)
Adam Pearce (With Jim Cornette) vs Chaos Supreme (With Magnus Colby)
Sly Drury vs Solar Flair (With Jack Nicholson)
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LOTF Federation Management:
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Owner - Gandalf Llarg...(that's the name he told us anyway...but most of us...ain't buying it...pronounces his last name, as if it were spelt "Large"...but he was able to sign a staggering and puzzling amount and caliber of competitors to the fed).
Commissioner - Charlie Cox...(referred to as Triple C...by the rest of fed management).
Security Coordinator, International Issues & Frequent International Affairs - Sky Low Low.
Domestic Issues, Unassuming War Hero & Federation Moral Center - Little Beaver.
Minister of Manipulation - She Devil (incidentally also a partner of Low Devil Beaver LLP...which shouldn't be confused with that 70's adult film).
Confidence Builder & Ribald Life Coach - David Lee Roth.
Public Relations & EAP Program Administrators - Bill Murray, Harold Ramis & Plethador (aka Neckless)
Intergalactic Issues, Silver Shadow Caster & The Man Who Gets It Done - Endgame.
Legal Counsel - Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose & Bob Odenkirk.
Fixer - Liev Schreiber...(not that we have a fixer...mind you...but in our defense...when reached for comment in order to debunk accusations made by the authorities...in his own words...he clearly stated):
Liev Schreiber - ...
Referees - Bryce Remsburg & Morgan Dollar & The List Is Growing
Television Production & Network Relations Respectively - Pit Viper, Roddy Piper
Intergalactic Public Relations & Intimidations - Screw...(also known in several star systems as the Aethran M.O.W. (Minister of Whiskey))
Camera Men Extraordinaire - Cheech Marin & Tommy Chong.
Picks Things Up & Puts Them Down, Colossally Loyal To His Parents & Someone You Definitely Want On Your Side - Carlos Marin.
Technical Advisor & Mad Scientist - Scrapheap.
Federation Medic - Dr. Cube.
Interrogator & Walking Sonic Defibrillator - Ronnie Simmons.
Speech Pathologist - Wince McCan't.
Patron Saint of The Intangible - The Wicked Monk.
Philosophical Direction & Teepee Rentals - Mr. Mojo Risin.
Merchandise Sales & Occasional Psychic - Father Guido Sarducci.
High Level Schmoozer & Mostly Benevolent Espionage - Robert Redford.
Board of Directors - Strangler Lewis, Paul Heyman, David Marquez & Steven King.
Spititual Guidance & Accomplished Ressurectionist - Father Don Leo Jonathan.
Catering - Smallie Biggs...(owner of according to him...the original...Sheepshead Bay Delicatessen & Escort Service).
Child Care Administration - Fhanna & Her And Little Beaver's Adopted Daughter - Silva (whose bloodline makes her the niece of The Aethran Overmaster)
Our Man on The Street - Buggy Hair.
Thanks all!
Next up at some point soon...results and standings from our inaugural card...from Madison Square Garden...
Peace!
(A Brief Introduction & Upcoming Matchups & Fed Employee Listing...With Our First Card To Be Held At Madison Square Garden)
Howdy folks!!!...originally this fed was going to only be comprised of wrestlers from the LOTF product line...but knowing how my feds always turn out...and realizing the plain and simple truth that...there's no way...that I can keep this to one product line only...there's just to many possibilities...and too many other wrestlers that truly rock...since I can't control this addiction...I'm going to accept it...and fully embrace it lol...
So this time...I didn't forget the gravy...I'm going in full throttle...safety goggles on...completely locked and loaded with all the safety's off...
This fed has a large roster thats split into six divisions...with each division vying for shots at their own divisions title...the wrestlers and teams that the Owner has put together is pretty heavy...and they're from virtually every product line in the Filsinger Universe...
In order to be eligible for shots at titles...wrestlers in this compete primarily for Career Points...cause' without them...you're gonna get nowhere fast...
The primary purpose in this fed is the earning of Career Points...in order to get what you want...
Career Points are awarded as follows:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4 - points for win by pin or submission.
3 - points for win by count out.
2 - points for win by dq.
1 - point each side for double disqualifications
or double count outs.
0 - points for losses.
LOTF Sanctioned Titles:
---------------------------------------------------
LOTF Intercontinental Champion
LOTF World Light Heavyweight Champion
LOTF World Women's Champion
LOTF Hardcore Champion *
LOTF World Tag Team Champions
LOTF World Heavyweight Champion
* Note: (All wrestlers in the Hardcore division use their cage ratings as they're pin ratings for all matches against all others within the Hardcore division & LOTF Hardcore Championship bouts. Championship Bouts in this division will always be no disqualification bouts...at least...)
The LOTF has signed agreements with 20 "arenas" if you will...10 of which are in North America and the other 10 arenas are abroad...most are on this planet...and some of them...well you'll see 😊...
Special Exclusive Title:
------------------------------------------------------
And now onto quite an already controversial "Title" if you will...that's being offered by The LOTF...:
The Lord of The Flies:
---------------------------------------------------
Not only are all of the competitors, (male and female), here for the all important career points...which of course could potentially lead to titles... prestige...more sex...and even more money...they are also here to compete for and hold on to...an honorary title called - The Lord of The Flies...
At the end of every of our 20 arena (20 card) tours...if you will...the competitor (or team) that has amassed the highest amount of Career Points (not only across their own division / but additionally across all 6 divisions, becomes The Lord of The Flies...
Note: (Wrestlers and teams that have amassed the most Career Points in each division...are foremost considered...as eligible for title shots...but then...if they aren't selected for title shots by Commissioner Charlie Cox...(who is the only one who can pick number one contenders...in cases of Career Point ties...) then they become eligible for potentially becoming..."The Lord of The Flies"...:
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
As the "Lord of The Flies", this wrestler (or team) is allowed to do either one...and only one...of the two following choices...during the course of each subsequent 20 arena & card tour:
1. Enact one law that can applies to either some of...or up to all of...the wrestlers, (male and female) in some...or up to all...of the six division within The LOTF...(and depending upon the details of a particular law...perhaps even additionally to...members of LOTF fed management)...
Or:
2. Strike down one law that was previously enacted...by a prior Lord of The Flies...
At the end of every 20 arena tour...,any wrestler (or team) that is still "The Lord/s of The Flies" (that still has the highest amount of Career Points across the fed)...can either make another law (or strike down another prior law)...during the course of the subsequent 20 arena tour...
But...
If by the end of any tour...there happens to be two or more different competitors that now have...the same total amount of Career Points of the current...(or even more than)...than the current "Lord of The Flies"...then only The Owner...has the authority...to break any ties...and in such case...he will determe if the current Lord...will continue his/her/ they're reign...or if a new Lord of The Flies...will be announced...
Special Note:
----------------------------------
Only The LOTF Owner...can approve...the laws submitted to him for consideration...by anyone holds the title...The Lord of The Flies...
All Title Defenses (For All Divisions) and Announcements of The Decree By "The Lord of The Flies"...are being exclusively held and revealed...at all Cards Held at Madison Square Garden...(with except of course...our very first card)
The Lord of The Flies
Card 1 Match Announcements
Madison Square Garden
Manhattan, New York
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Captain Crossbones vs "Irish" Pat Flannigan
Antonino Rocca vs Jimmy Snuka
Evil Dead vs Sami Callihan
Pepper Gomez vs Jerry Lynn
April Hunter vs Elina
Eris vs Kelly Klein
The Anarchist Arik Cannon vs Jack Hood
Sabu (With Abdullah Farouk) vs Bigfoot
Viva Las Vegas (Playboy Buddy Rose & Val Venis With Elegant Eddie Fine) vs Fist (Gran Akuma & Icarus)
The Backseat Boyz (Johnny Kashmere & Trent Acid) vs The Nightmare Warriors (Frightmare & Hallowicked)
Adam Pearce (With Jim Cornette) vs Chaos Supreme (With Magnus Colby)
Sly Drury vs Solar Flair (With Jack Nicholson)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LOTF Federation Management:
-------------------------------------------------------------
Owner - Gandalf Llarg...(that's the name he told us anyway...but most of us...ain't buying it...pronounces his last name, as if it were spelt "Large"...but he was able to sign a staggering and puzzling amount and caliber of competitors to the fed).
Commissioner - Charlie Cox...(referred to as Triple C...by the rest of fed management).
Security Coordinator, International Issues & Frequent International Affairs - Sky Low Low.
Domestic Issues, Unassuming War Hero & Federation Moral Center - Little Beaver.
Minister of Manipulation - She Devil (incidentally also a partner of Low Devil Beaver LLP...which shouldn't be confused with that 70's adult film).
Confidence Builder & Ribald Life Coach - David Lee Roth.
Public Relations & EAP Program Administrators - Bill Murray, Harold Ramis & Plethador (aka Neckless)
Intergalactic Issues, Silver Shadow Caster & The Man Who Gets It Done - Endgame.
Legal Counsel - Playboy Buddy "Loophole" Rose & Bob Odenkirk.
Fixer - Liev Schreiber...(not that we have a fixer...mind you...but in our defense...when reached for comment in order to debunk accusations made by the authorities...in his own words...he clearly stated):
Liev Schreiber - ...
Referees - Bryce Remsburg & Morgan Dollar & The List Is Growing
Television Production & Network Relations Respectively - Pit Viper, Roddy Piper
Intergalactic Public Relations & Intimidations - Screw...(also known in several star systems as the Aethran M.O.W. (Minister of Whiskey))
Camera Men Extraordinaire - Cheech Marin & Tommy Chong.
Picks Things Up & Puts Them Down, Colossally Loyal To His Parents & Someone You Definitely Want On Your Side - Carlos Marin.
Technical Advisor & Mad Scientist - Scrapheap.
Federation Medic - Dr. Cube.
Interrogator & Walking Sonic Defibrillator - Ronnie Simmons.
Speech Pathologist - Wince McCan't.
Patron Saint of The Intangible - The Wicked Monk.
Philosophical Direction & Teepee Rentals - Mr. Mojo Risin.
Merchandise Sales & Occasional Psychic - Father Guido Sarducci.
High Level Schmoozer & Mostly Benevolent Espionage - Robert Redford.
Board of Directors - Strangler Lewis, Paul Heyman, David Marquez & Steven King.
Spititual Guidance & Accomplished Ressurectionist - Father Don Leo Jonathan.
Catering - Smallie Biggs...(owner of according to him...the original...Sheepshead Bay Delicatessen & Escort Service).
Child Care Administration - Fhanna & Her And Little Beaver's Adopted Daughter - Silva (whose bloodline makes her the niece of The Aethran Overmaster)
Our Man on The Street - Buggy Hair.
Thanks all!
Next up at some point soon...results and standings from our inaugural card...from Madison Square Garden...
Peace!
