Intergalactic Wrestling League

[Dustin]

IWL #1

Interstellar Super Grand Prix: Night 1

1. Bobcat Jack defeats Death Star via Thunder Kick.

"Ya'll try bringin' somethin' tougher next time..." — Bobcat Jack

2. Honest Abe defeats Ken Po via Lincoln Lock.

"When I do good, I feel good." — Honest Abe

3. Krusher Khan defeats The Messenger via Soviet Sickle.

"Без му́ки нет нау́ки." — Krusher Kahn

4. Punk A.D. defeats Party Pirate via Sonic Boom Kick.

"My world is boundless, friends." — Punk A.D.

[Dustin]

IWL #2

Interstellar Super Grand Prix: Night 2

1. Rabbid defeats Ratchet via Spine Smasher.

"Who let a women in this ring?" — Tick Tock

2. Tick Tock defeats Rocky via Thumb Trap.

"I'm glad I was able to get that glove off to apply the Thumb Trap!" — Tick Tock

3. Vincitor defeats Tiki Boom via Kinniku Special.

"Boom! I win, Tiki." — Vincitor

4. Warhawk defeats Yoko Ohno via War Dance.

"You were a solid opponent, Mr. Ohno." — Warhawk

[Dustin]

IWL #3

Interstellar Super Grand Prix: Night 3

1. Honest Abe defeats Bobcat Jack via Lincoln Lock.

"I enjoyed the fisticuffs, Jack." — Honest Abe

2. Punk A.D. defeats Krusher Khan via Sonic Boom Kick.

"Once again, I win and vanish like steam..." — Punk A.D.

3. Tick Tock defeats Rabbid via Thumb Trap. *

"Rabbid, let us go and repair your destroyed thumb." — Tick Tock

4. War Hawk defeats Vincitor via War Dance.

"I will War Dance my way to the Intergalactic Grand Championship." — War Hawk

Notes:

* "The Thumb Trap of Doom..."