Radically Cool Wrestling - RCW (An 80's Mania fed)

[Bri]

Hey on_the_edge!

I've never wanted to see two tv announcers go at it before, and this time a battle of wits to boot!

A cliche deathmatch. Gotta love it.

And how about that Gothica and Skullgore.

Go Dude Brohan all the way.

Very creative stuff brother!

[on_the_edge]

3/10/81 Daytona Beach, FL - card #58



As the show starts, we see a limo pull up in back. Mean Jeans runs up to see who is in it. The chauffer come out and opens the back door. Alfred, Jet Set Strutter's butler, exits.

Mean Jeans: Alfred? What are you doing?

Alfred: (He raises his hand showing a to-go coffee cup in it) Mr. Struter needed a coffee so he sent me to get him some.

With that Alfred walks off.



Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to Daytona Beach and The Show. This is part of our spring break excitement. We have Jet Set Strutter in a match and the last of the Best of 5 series between the team of Lazer and Buzzsaw and the Red Scare team. It will be in the main event and will be the deciding match. Let's go to the ring for the opening match.



Jet Set Strutter w/The Thinker vs Bug Buster.

Jet Set Strutter went to shake Buster's hand then when Buster went to shake Jet Set pulled it away and laughed. Early on Jet Set was in control early but Buster fought back. Jet Set rolled out of the ring to catch his breath. When Buster came out after him Jet Set grabbed him and tossed him into a ring post knocking him silly. Back in the ring Jet Set pressed his advantage and put Buster in the Six-Figure Leg Lock getting Buster to tap.

Winner: Jet Set Strutter by submission. (**)



In their locker room we see The Gargoyle and Skullgore.

Skullgore: You said you would lead me to gold and you did. You are the best.

The Gargoyle: Uh huh. So...do you think Gothica saw the match? Do you think she knows I led you to the USA title?

Skullgore: I...I...I don't know. Wait, do you have a crush on her or something?

The Gargoyle: Huh? What? What a...I mean...what?

Skullgore: Oh..my...goodness. You DO! You have a crush on her.

The Gargoyle: (pulls on his collar) Um. Fine. Ok. I do.



--- commercials including attractions around the Daytona area ---



We see the set for Beauty Salon next to the stage. Out walk Jobber Joe and T.A. Templeton.

Jobber Joe: Hello everyone. Welcome to the Beauty Salon. Our special guests tonight are the tag team All-Night Rocking Express. Let's give them a hand.

Fans clap as out walk the boys of ARE. Jesse Wild is in his ring attire but Chet Skye is wearing jeans, a t-shirt and black leather jacket.

Jobber Joe: Welcome guys. So, the question on everyone's mind, what is going on with you guys?

Chet Skye: We are the best tag team in the world but we can't win the big one. I just don't think it will happen. So, it is probably best if we just went our own way.

Jesse Wild: Come on Chet. We can still do it. We just need to refocus and work harder. We can beat the champs and have the belts around our waists.

Chet Skye: Are you serious? Right now, I do not think we could even beat a team like these two. (Gestures toward Joe and Templeton)

Jobber Joe: Hey now.

T.A. Templeton: I pretty, fool.

Jesse Wild: Listen, we cannot challenge The Thrashers but soon as they lose the titles, we can challenge the new champs. What do yo say? (Offers his hand)

Chet Skye: (Looks at the hand as fans encourage him to shake Jessie's hand. Finally, Chet shakes it as the fans cheer.) Fine. One more run at the titles. Just one.

As fans are cheering Jesse turns to wave at them. Chet stares at Jesse with a strange expression on his face. Soon as Jesse turns around Chet hits a side kick but unfortunately for him Jesse did the same thing. Both men kick each other and end up on the ground. Joe and T.A. look down at them then T.A. grabs Chet and tosses him thru the fake glass window, sending shattered glass everywhere. Meanwhile, Joe lifts Jesse and plops him in one of the barber chairs. He then grabs a pair of scissors and holds them up high for the fans to see. He then starts cutting Jesse's long locks. As the segment ends Chet's face is a bloody mess and Jesse's hair is short.



Gorilla Typhoon: That was just crazy.

KC: I loved it Gorilla. The Beauty Salon gave the pretty boys a much-needed makeover.

Gorilla Typhoon: Give me a break. Let's go to the ring for the next match.



Tennis Pro w/Valley Girl vs Warhawk w/Danger Zone.

A good back and forth match. Warhawk caught fire and caught Tennis Pro off guard with a First Blood and made the pin.

Winner: Warhawk by pinfall. (**)



We see Gothica walking down a hallway. Then peeking out from an adjacent hallway is The Gargoyle and Skullgore.



--- commercials including for a spring sale at Sears ---



Mean Jeans: Here is the moment people have been waiting for. The general announcement of the location for the World Bowl II. It will be held in Newark, NJ. If you cannot be there live, you can watch it in the comfort of your home thanks to your cable provide via Pay Per View.



Lazer & Buzzsaw vs Red Scare in fifth of the Best of 5 series.

What a match. Buzzsaw started by dominating Space Monkey. Space Monkey tried fighting back with monkey business and monkey flip but could not really get anything going. Buzzsaw rolled over him with a pair of Super Soldier Shoulder Blocks. He then tagged Lazer in. After an early pin attempt Lazer put Space Monkey in Lazerlock. It looked to be over but Hammerhead came in and attacked Lazer before Monkey could tap.

Lazer tagged Buzzsaw in then went after Hammerhead. As Lazer and Hammerhead slugged it out on the floor Buzzsaw went for the kill. He hit the Ultimate Combo and covered Space Money. The ref counted two and Space Monkey got his shoulder up to the shock of everyone. Lazer couldn't believe it and went to his team's corner for the tag. He worked over Space Monkey but then Monkey countered a move and dove for the tag. Hammerhead came in and quickly rocked Lazer with Soviet Sledge. Lazer kicked out. The advantage was short lived and soon Lazer and Buzzsaw were wearing Hammerhead down. He was forced to tag out. Space Monkey came in, got in a bit of offense then ended up on the defensive again. Buzzsaw knocked him down with another Super Soldier Shoulder Block and finally pinned Space Monkey.

Winner: Lazer & Buzzsaw via pinfall to win the match and Best of 5 series 3 falls to 2 falls. (****)

[on_the_edge]

3/17/81 Myrtle Beach, SC - card #59



After the show opening, we see what happened on the Beauty Salon last week. The end being Chet tossed thru the Salon window and Jesse getting his hair cut. Then we are live with Mean Jeans in the interview area.

Mean Jeans: What a horrible attack. T.A. Templeton and Jobber Joe took advantage of the All-Night Rocking Express being knocked out by each other. The boys of ARE are home recovering but I have heard that Chet called Commissioner Mr. Codger and requested a match against Templeton and Joe at Wrestle Bowl. Mr. Codger granted their wish. Speaking of Wrestle Bowl, the RCW officials have announced the official name of the PPV. It is Wrestler Bowl II: Electric Boogaloo.



Shop of Horrors w/Gothica vs American Heroes.

The Shop worked like a well-oiled machine. Keith Blood worked Danger Zone over then tagged Slashmaster in to finish the job. He hit a guillotine drop and pinned Danger Zone for the victory.

Winner: Shop of Horrors via pinfall. (*)


After the match Warhawk got in Slashmaster's face and it looked like they might start brawling but the ref got between them.



--- commercials including for tourist attractions around the Myrtle Beach area ---



Gothica and Shop of Horrors are walking in back toward their dressing room. They hear a clapping and they turn to see The Gargoyle. He tells them good job on their impressive win. It looks like Gothica had a slight smile across her face then she leads her men off.



A promo from Rad Racer. He says at Wrestle Bowl he will make Johnny Kobra pay for all he has done. Then he is going to get his hands on Mr. Bonsai and make him pay.



Mad Arab w/The Thinker vs Bug Buster.

After a couple minutes of good wrestling Mad Arab tossed Buster out of the ring. He went after Buster and brutally attacked him. Mad Arab hits a belly-to-belly suplex onto the announcer's desk. The ref had enough and called for the bell.

Winner: Bug Buster by disqualification. (**)



--- commercials including for The Show coming to Baltimore then Syracuse ---



A promo video for Wrestle Bowl II: Electric Boogaloo. Here is the current card.

- Dude Brohan vs Jet Set Strutter for the World Championship.
- The Thrashers vs Pierre the Enormous & Star Boy for the World Tag Team Championship.
- Gorilla Typhoon vs KC "The Bod" in a Battle of the Wrestling Cliches.
- Johnny Kobra vs Rad Racer in a Falls Count Anywhere match.
- Shop of Horrors vs Pumpkin Patch Kids.
- All-Night Rocking Express vs Beauty Salon.



Dude Brohan vs Jobber Joe w/T.A. Templeton in a non-title match.

The World Champion got in the ring and ripped off his Endless Summer T-shirt and did some surfin' poses to the delight of the crowd. The match pleased the fans as well as Dude rolled. Templeton got on the apron to try to make a distraction to let him partner recover. Dude came over and grabbed him by the shirt and threatened to punch him. The fans cheered. Templeton yelled, "Don't do it. I'm pretty, fool". Dude looked like he changed his mind then he slugged Templeton, knocking him to the floor. The fans loved it. Then Dude went back to Joe and hit the Big Bro Leg Drop and made the pin.

Winner: Dude Brohan via pinfall. (**)



The Shop of Horrors and Gothica are in their dressing room.

Keith Blood: What is going on with you and The Gargoyle? It is obvious that he has a crush on you but do you have feelings for him?

There is a long awkward pause.

Gothica: Fine. Yes. I do have feelings for him. I like him.

She then walks out of the room. Keith Blood stands there with his mouth open. Slashmaster turns around and hits the wall putting a hole in it.

[on_the_edge]

3/24/81 Baltimore, MD - card #60



Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to Baltimore and The Show.

The camera pans some of the crowd then stops on some Baltimore Colt players sitting in the front row hamming it up.

KC: As you see Typhoon, everyone is coming out to see the stars of RCW even the Baltimore Colt players. They are all anticipating the first ever official PPV from RCW, Wrestle Bowl II: Electric Boogaloo.

Gorilla Typhoon: So true. We are just a couple weeks away from Wrestle Bowl.

KC: Which means two weeks away from me destroying you in our Battle of the Wrestling Cliches.

Gorilla Typhoon: Give me a break KC.



Buzzsaw vs Colbalt Commander.

Buzzsaw started the match dominating Colbalt. It looked like he was going to pick up an easy win but then Colbalt started to get some offense going. Things really started going away after he tossed some Poison Powder in Buzzsaw's face. He made the cover but Buzzsaw kicked out right before the three count. He was suffering the effects of the powder and Colbalt took advantage of that. Buzzsaw is a tough customer and Colbalt could not put him away. Then Buzzsaw got his eye sight back and he went on the warpath. He took Colbalt out with Clothesline City and got the pin.

Winner: Buzzsaw via pinfall. (****)



Jesse Wild is in a locker room looking at his new hairstyle in a mirror when Chet Skye walks in.

Jesse Wild: What the heck do you want?

Chet Skye: Hey, relax. I mean you superkicked me on the Beauty Salon and then they tossed me thru the window.

Jesse Wild: I superkicked you but you superkicked me too. Then they cut my damn hair.

Chet Skye: Your hair will grow back.

Jesse Wild: And chicks dig scars.

Chet Skye: This is not what I came here for. Listen, we have a match with Beauty Salon at Wrestle Bowl II. We beat them then we go our separate ways.

Jesse Wild: Fine by me.



--- commercials including new album from Elton John including the theme song for The Show, "I'm Still Standing". ---



A promo video showing famous attractions in England including the Underground, Wimbledon, Buckingham Palace, Big Ben and London Bridge. Then we see a posh estate out in the country. As a Rolls-Royce pulls up in front of it a voice over says, "People say money cannot buy happiness. That is just because they do not have enough. They just need more. More moolah, moolah, moolah. I am coming to RCW. Me and all my great wealth. Are you ready?" Then "Coming Soon - The Six Million Pound Man" appears on the screen.



KC: Six Million Pound? Damn he must be huge.

Gorilla Typhoon: I do not think that means weight but Pound as in the currency of merry old England. He is a rich man from the looks of it.

KC: Thank you Mr. Know It All.



Road Demolition vs The All Americans Tag Team.

Road Demolition stormed the ring as War Pigs played. Dasher Hatfield and Sugar Dunkerton bailed out of the ring to avoid a confrontation. When the match officially began, Road Demolition were dominating Dasher. They hit a Destruction Device and when Sugar came in to break it up Hawsh moved and Sugar dropped an elbow on his tag partner. Road Demolition went back on the attack. After a second Destruction Device Sugar came in and both teams brawled. Needless to say, the Road boys got the better of the exchange. They sent Sugar out to the floor and hit a third Destruction Device and Hawsh covered for the pin.

Winner Road Demolition by pinfall. (**)



--- commercials including a spring sale at Sears ---



The Think Tank are in the ring.

Jet Set Stutter: In just 12 days I get that beach bum Dude Brohan in this ring at Wrestle Bowl II. Who is going to win? Whoooooooooo? This guy. Because to be the guy you have to beat the guy. Then who will be the RCW World Champion? Whooooooooooooo? This guy, Jet Set Strutter. <He starts doing a strut around the ring> If you fans want to see a great match, order Wrestle Bowl II on PPV from your local cable provider, and watch me wrestle rings around Dude Brohan and win the World Title.



Arizona Chance vs Ace Arcadium.

The main event was a couple guys trying to move up the ladder to earn a title shot. Ace tried to put up a fight but he was out matched in this one against the former USA Champion. He kept kicking out but finally a second Last Crusade was too much.

Winner: Arizona Chance via pinfall. (**)



The show ends with a promo for Wrestle Bowl II coming up on April 5th from Newark NJ.

[on_the_edge]

3/31/81 Syracuse, NY - card #61



After the opening video we see a video promoting Wrestle Bowl II: Electric Boogaloo.



Gorilla Typhoon: Welcome to Syracuse and The Show. Well KC, we are only a few days away from Wrestle Bowl and your loss to me in the Battle of the Wrestling Cliches.

KC: Dream on Gorilla. I will crush you like you crushing an all you can eat buffet.

Gorilla Typhoon: Be serious.



Mad Arab w/The Thinker vs Red Pirate Rogers.

Early on Rogers was rolling and looked like he would win easy. The Thinker tried to distract him with no success. Then Mad Arab caught Rogers with a knee in the corner and he went on the attack. He hit an Arabian Suplex for the win.

Winner: Mad Arab via pinfall. (**)


The Thinker: Did you see how easily Mad Arab won this match? That is how easily Jet Set Strutter will defeat Dude Brohan and become the first two-time RCW World Champion. Then that beach bum can go back to tanning and surfing and whatever else he does and leave the wrestling to the best.



--- commercials including for The Show after Wrestle Bowl hailing from Long Island, NY ---



A promo from The Thrashers. They say they will still be Tag Team Champions after Wrestle Bowl. There is no way Pierre and Star Boy can understand one another. So, there is no way they can work as a team and beat The Thrashers.



Gothica is talking to Shop of Horrors in their locker room. She says they need to just deal with the fact she likes The Gargoyle. It is not something she planned. It just happened and she is going to be with him. He will be around and they, especially Keith Blood, have to learn to live with it.



Pumpkin Patch Kids vs Stallions Gone Wild.

Will started with Frightmare. He offered his hand to shake with a huge cheesy grin on his face. Frightmare looked around toward the crowd who cheered. Then toward Hallowicked who shrugged his shoulders. So Frightmare shook his hand and then they got to wrestling. After a couple Will tagged Fred in. As Frightmare and Fred tussled they ended up down on the floor. Frightmare went too far and tossed Fred into the ring stairs and the ref called for the bell.

Winner: Stallions Gone Wild by disqualification. (*)



The camera goes to the back where Johnny Kobra and Rad Racer are fighting like cats and dogs. Rad Racer slams Johnny Kobra onto some boxes of TV equipment. Then Johnny starts fighting back. He gives a Rad a karate kick that sends him crashing thru a dressing room door. Security comes rushing up and pulls the two men apart and they try to get their hands on each other more.



KC: That was insane. Those two men simply hate each other.

Gorilla Typhoon: That is nothing. Wait till this Sunday at Wrestle Bowl when these two men battle in a Falls Count Anywhere match. They will fight in the ring, around the ring and all thru the arena. Security will not get in their way. They will be able to tear into each other till one of them is pinned or submitted.

KC: That is going to be worth the price of the PPV itself.



--- commercials including for the Wrestle Bowl II PPV ---



Another promo from The Six Million Pound Man. He said "I'm bionic and iconic. You will be seeing me soon."



Slashmaster w/Gothica and Keith Blood vs Warhawk w/Danger Zone.

This match came about due to hatred between the two men stemming from tag matches between Shop of Horrors and American Heroes a few months back. The two men battled for a few minutes. Then Slashmaster tossed Warhawk out of the ring. When he went out after Warhawk the ref came out and tried to stop him. He shoved the ref hard to the ground and started pounding on Warhawk. The ref motioned for the bell as he disqualified Slashmaster.

Winner: Warhawk by disqualification. (*)


Slashmaster was hitting and kicking Warhawk. Danger Zone came over to pull Slashmaster off his tag partner. That brought Keith Blood over and soon all four men were brawling wildly as the fans cheered. Officials and refs came out to break up the fight with no success as the show ends.

[neilybob]

Awesome fed man come down to ithaca ny and run a show.

[on_the_edge]

We will try and squeeze you in the next time we are in the neighborhood. <thumb up>

[on_the_edge]

Wrestle Bowl II: Electric Boogaloo 4/5/81 - Newark, NJ



After the opening hype video Gorilla Typhoon and KC welcome us to Wrestle Bowl. Then it is straight to the ring for our opening match.



Shop of Horrors w/Gothica vs Pumpkin Patch Kids.

Frightmare and Keith Blood begin the match. After some good back-and-forth Frightmare finds himself in trouble. He makes a hot tag to Hallowicked who comes in like a haunted house on fire. He lit up Keith. When Hallowicked missed a move and Blood took over Blood quickly tagged out. Slashmaster and Hallowicked slugged it out a couple minutes. Then Hallowicked tagged out and Frightmare targeted the monster's knees with dropkicks. After his finisher led to a two count Frightmare tagged Hallowicked back in. He hit a couple Yazuka Kicks and rolled Slashmaster up for the three count.

Winner: Pumpkin Patch Kids by pinfall. (***)


Shop of Horrors did not take their loss gracefully. They started attacking the PPK and were beating them down when suddenly a very bright light was seen up in the rafters in a corner of the arena. A rainbow appeared out of the light and arched down into the ring. A bright light in the ring caused Shop of Horrors to bail out of the ring not knowing what was happening. The light and rainbow faded and a perky cute woman was standing in the ring. She touched each of the members of the PPK who were laid out on the mat and they suddenly recovered and stood up. She talked softly to them then left the ring walking toward the back. Frightmare and Hallowicked looked at each other and they left after here. Gothica and the Show of Horrors were standing ringside trying to figure out what happened.



A quick video look at how Mr. Bonsai turned on Rad Racer and joined up with Johnny Kobra. That led to the next match.



Johnny Kobra w/Mr. Bonsai vs Rad Racer in a Falls Count Anywhere match.

As Johnny and his manager get down to the ring two security guards come over to Mr. Bonsai and escort him to three ring side seats. They have him sit in the middle and they each sit on a chair at his side.
Gorilla Typhoon: I am hearing that Mr. Codger has ordered security to sit with Mr. Bonsai and make sure he does not get involved in this match.

At the opening bell the two men tore into each other. Johnny gained the first advantage. He worked Racer over. Racer knew he was in trouble so he rolled out to the floor. Johnny went after him and scooped him up then slammed him down on the Spanish announcer's table. They fight some more around the ring and a fan hands Rad Racer an unopened can of beer which he smashes into Johnny's head stunning him. Racer's advantage was short lived as just a few seconds later Johnny grabs a chair and tosses it to Racer. When Racer catches it Johnny hits a side karate kick into the chair and it smashes into Racer's face.

Johnny takes the fight back into the ring. After some more offense he tosses Rad Racer out of the ring. They fight their way toward the back. They end up finding themselves in the men's restroom. Johnny hits his Leg Sweep finisher and goes for the cover. Racer kicks out at two. They fight out of the restroom and over toward the concourse. Security is holding fans back who are going wild cheering for the men. Rad Racer grabs a plastic fork and starts stabbing Johnny in his forehead. The announcers point out this is not a no DQ match but the ref is giving a lot of leeway due to the history between these two. They fight toward souvenir stands and Johnny Kobra suplexs Racer thru a table full of t-shirts. He covers Racer but the Rad one kicks out.

The two men brawled back toward the ring. Rad Racer tosses Johnny into the ring stairs. After another minute of fighting around the ring Rad rolls Johnny back into the ring. He went to the second rope and hit a turnbuckle splash. Then he went to the top rope, pointed at Mr. Bonsai and hit an impressive top rope corkscrew body block. He covered but only got a two count. Back to the second rope for another splash. Then he waited for Johnny to slowly get back to his feet. A Tail Whip finisher and finally Rad Racer had the win and his revenge. What a match.

Winner: Rad Racer via pinfall. (*****)



A video look at All-Night Rocking Express making an appearance on the Beauty Salon. We see the ARE boys turn on each other and superkick each other. Then T.A. Templeton and Jobber Joe attack them. They send Chet thru the salon window and they cut the locks of Jesse. That is how the next match came about.



All-Night Rocking Express vs Beauty Salon.

T.A. and Jobber Joe talk over who will start and it is decided that Joe will start. On the other side Jesse points to his hair and decides he will start. He points toward his hair again and Jobber Joe smiles and gives a thumbs up as if to say it looks great. Jesse is all over him. He does not let Joe catch his breath. Then Jesse tags Chet in. Chet stomps on Joe and yells as he points to a bandage on his head. It covers a cut from going thru the glass window. Chet hits a pair of flying elbows off the top rope. Then a slingshot and cover for a two count. A bit later he tags Jesse and they hit Double Fistdrops. Jesse covers Joe and gets the victory.

Winner: All-Night Rocking Express by pinfall. (*)


After the bell Jesse jumps up and pumps his fist. He then turns to high five Chet but Chet had already rolled out of the ring and was walking up the ramp to the back. It looks like the All-Night Rocking Express are officially broken up.



In the locker room of the Pumpkin Patch Kids, we see the PPK and the mysterious woman.

Princess Starbright: My name is Princess Starbright. I am come to RCW to lead you to victory and protect you from big old meanies like that Shop of Horrors when they try and do nasty things to you. You have a bright future ahead of you and I want to be part of it. Is that okey dokey with you boys?

The two men look at each other and nod their approval.

Princess Starbright: Well, that is peachy keen. We are going to have such a fun time together.



In the Shop of Horrors locker room the two men and Gothica are talking about what happened, both their loss and the rainbow and woman after the match. The Gargoyle comes rushing into the locker room.

The Gargoyle: Are you ok Gothica?

Keith Blood: What the hell are you doing here?

The Gargoyle: I came to check on Gothica.

Keith Blood: She is fine and does not need your concern.

Gothica: Keith, relax. Leave him alone. He was worried about me. It's sweet.

She smiles at The Gargoyle who returns the smile as Keith Blood rolls his eyes. Slashmaster just tilts his head to the side and watches.



As Gorilla Typhoon and KC go to the ring for their match Mean Jeans goes to the announcer's desk.

Mean Jeans: Hello folks, I am Mean Jeans and I will be calling this next match as it involves your regular announce team of Gorilla and KC. I will be joined by the newest member of the RCW family, Bob Sauce, good old BS. How are you BS?

Bob Sauce: I am happier than a racoon on garbage night let me tell ya Mean Jeans. It is an honor to be here at Wrestle Bowl and help call this historic match. A Battle of the Wrestling Cliches. I have never heard of such a thing, have you?

Mean Jeans: Can't say I have BS. Let's go over the rules. Each man will have 10 seconds to say a cliche that has not already been used. If they repeat a cliche or cannot say a new one in the 10 seconds, they will lose. There was a coin toss earlier in the evening to see who goes first and Gorilla won it. Let's go to the ring for this once in a lifetime match.



Gorilla Typhoon vs KC "The Bod" in a Battle of the Wrestling Cliches.

The ref instructs both men of the rules one last time and then calls for the bell.

Gorilla Typhoon: This will be an instant classic.

KC: What a travesty of justice.

Gorilla Typhoon: This is going to be a barn burner.

KC: It will be a slobber knocker.

Gorilla Typhoon: They are fighting tooth and nail.

KC: We are in front of a capacity crowd.

Gorilla Typhoon: This is one for the record books.

KC: It is for all the marbles.

Gorilla Typhoon: Stick a fork in him.

KC: It is not over till the fat lady sings.

Gorilla Typhoon: He went to the well one too many times.

KC: He is going high risk.

Gorilla Typhoon: He is going to the high rent district.

KC: There is no honor among thieves.

Gorilla Typhoon: He crashed and burned.

KC: Give me a break.

Gorilla Typhoon: What a display of sportsmanship.

KC: You cannot win the championship outside of the ring.

Gorilla Typhoon: He needs to make a tag.

At this point KC started to stay something but couldn't find the words. The ref counted ten and called for the bell. The ref raised Gorilla's hand as KC protested.

Winner: Gorilla Typhoon by being the last to say a cliche. (**)


Bob Sauce: Well, there you have it folks. Gorilla Typhoon won the Battle of the Wrestling Cliches.

Mean Jeans: KC does not look too pleased. I was hoping this match would put water on the fire of their feud but I am not so sure about it. Well, this has been fun BS. It was nice working with you. Hopefully we can do it again sometime soon.

Bob Sauce: I would love that Mean Jeans. Let's take a look at a video package for the next matchs and turn things back over to Gorilla Typhoon and KC.



There are two matches left and we get a video look at them. It is title matches for the World Tag Team Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship.



KC: Well Gorilla, that money you paid the ref sure came in handy.

Gorilla Typhoon: What are you talking about KC?

KC: I had that match won till the ref made a quick count on me. But that is ok. You are the king of cliches...and buffets.

Gorilla Typhoon: Give me a break. Can we put this spat behind us finally?

KC: You know what Gorilla; I can be a bigger man and do that. Let's forget our argument and get back to being the best announcing team in wrestling. I mean otherwise we might lose our jobs to Jeans and that good old boy BS. (He offers his hand to Gorilla who shakes it)

Gorilla Typhoon: Sounds good to me KC.



The Thrashers vs Pierre the Enormous & Star Boy in a RCW World Tag Team Championship match.

Star Boy and Dizzy Lixx began the match in what ended up being a short contest. Star Boy tossed Dizzy into the corner. Then he ran toward the corner, did a springboard off the second rope and tossed Dizzy with a head scissors into the middle of the ring. Cesar Sleaze came into the ring and hit Star Boy from behind. That brought Pierre into the ring and he hit Cesar before tossing him out to the floor. Then Star Boy got up on top of Pierre's shoulders and hit a super Flying Cross Chop. Star Boy made the cover and the ref counted three. We have new tag champs.

Winner: Pierre the Enormous & Star Boy via pinfall to win the titles. (*)


As the new champs are handed the title belts The All Americans Club comes rushing down and the three men attack the new champs. While they have the numbers the champs have the size and power with Pierre. Then Red Scare come running down and they join in the attack. With it being five on two the fight is fairly even. Then the former champs, The Thrashers, get in the ring and start joining the fight. The new champs are slowly starting to be overwhelmed. Then we hear the opening line from "War Pigs" and the crowd pops. Out run Road Demolition. They join the champs in fighting the other teams. Then American Heroes come running down the ramp and they join the mayhem in the ring. Finally, security and RCW officials come down and work on separating all the teams. It takes several minutes but finally order is restored.



A promo for the next PPV, Summer Blast as the Beach. It will be a wet and wild time.



Dude Brohan vs Jet Set Strutter w/The Thinker in an RCW World Heavyweight Championship match.

The challenger came down full of confidence. He strutted in the ring and gave a "whoooo" as he waited on the champ. "Surfin in the USA" plays and the champ comes out to cheers. He points at Jet Set and puffs his cheeks. He enters the ring and rushes toward Jet Set who bails out as the ref gets in front of Dude Brohan and tells him to calm down. There are the introductions and then the match is underway.

Dude is overpowering Jet Set early on. He tosses Jet Set into the ropes and both men hit the other with a clothesline. Both men are laying on the mat as the ref begins the ten count. Jet Set is the first to stir at six. He goes on the attack. Jet Set motions for his finisher and he applies the Six-Figure Leg Lock. Dude is in great pain but he works his way to the ropes and gets a break. Jet Set then does something impressive. He lifts Dude up in a delayed vertical suplex. Once he falls backward and Dude crashes to the mat Jet Set gets on top for a cover. It appears that Dude Brohan is trying to Bro Up but with no success. He does kick out before three.

Jet Set keeps on the attack then Dude fights back for a bit. Before Dude can get much momentum Jet Set pokes him in the eyes. Then it is Chop Till You Drop. Jet Set follows with his finisher. Dude flexes his muscles and then turns himself and Jet Set over. With the reversal Jet Set is in pain so he releases the hold. But he will not be deterred. He applies it again and Dude is sweating profusely. He struggles but gets to the ropes for yet another break. The Thinker is yelling instructions at Jet Set telling him to finish the champ. After a two-armed suplex Jet Set makes the motion for his finisher. He applies the Six-Figure Leg Lock in the middle of the ring. Dude Brohan tries to get out once more but he is unsuccessful and he taps out.

Winner: Jet Set Strutter via submission to win the title. (**)


KC: You know something Typhoon, Jet Set became the first ever RCW World Champion at last year's Wrestle Bowl, the first one, and he becomes the champ here at Wrestle Bowl II. This is his super card, his event and I guess now we can say his PPV. What a guy. To be the guy you have to beat the guy and once again, he is the guy.

Gorilla Typhoon: I cannot argue with that. The Thinker has joined him in the ring and they are celebrating. This has been a...wait, what's that?


An unknown entrance music plays with the chorus of "moola, moola, moola" and out comes a large, powerful looking man dressed in an expensive looking suit. "The Six Million Pound Man" appears on the screen. He slowly makes his way to the ring.


KC: It is that Six Million Pound Man we have seen promos for over last few weeks. I guess he is here to request a title shot. He, like everyone in the RCW, wants to be World Champion.


The Six Million Pound Man enters the ring and walks up to Jet Set Strutter. The two men share an intense exchange then suddenly The Six Million Pound Man turns to the side and starts kicking Dude Brohan. He lifts Dude and hits a power bomb as The Thinker and Jet Set smile and laugh. Then he lifts Dude and applies a sleeper like move. Dude is fading and before long he appears unconscious. The Six Million Pound Man lays Dude on the mat and places one foot on his chest as he raises his arms. The Thinker and Jet Set are clapping as they stand on each side of The Six Million Pound Man. Fans boo as the PPV ends.

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4/7/81 Long Island, NY - card #62



After the opening video we get a video package looking back at Wrestle Bowl II. Then we are live and the new World Champion Jet Set Strutter is in the ring with The Thinker and Mean Jeans.


Mean Jeans: Congratulations Jet Set. You said you would win the World title at Wrestle Bowl II and that is exactly what you did.

Jet Set Stutter: Thank you little man. Of course, I did what I said. That is how I do things. It has not all been sun and fun since winning of course. The line of women hanging around my mansion trying to get a chance to slide down the Bat pole keeps getting longer and longer. Who can handle that? Whooooooooooooo? This guy. Because I AM the guy.

Mean Jeans: Must be so hard champ. If you send a few of them my way I can see what I can do to help you out. But what was the deal with The Six Million Pound Man coming out and attacking Dude Brohan after the match? Not to mention you joining in.

The Thinker: I can answer that Jeans. What you saw was the newest member of The Think Tank. My family keeps getting bigger and bigger. He will arrive in a short while and you can have an interview with him then. He and his butler should be arriving any minute and I will make sure you get some time with him. He has been the best wrestler in the UK, heck the whole of Europe, for a while now and he has come to RCW to be one of the best in the US. The best part, he is so rich he doesn't even care what my percentage of his contract I get for my brilliant managerial expertise.

Mean Jeans: I am sure it is a high percentage. Maybe even high as 110 or 120 percentage.

Jet Set Strutter: Hey baldy, watch what you say about The Thinker. He is a genius and should be treated with the proper amount of respect.

The Thinker: Let's get out of here champ. He smells of fast food and High Karate.


As they walk off Mean Jeans smooths his hair over his head and sniffs at his clothes.


Mean Jeans: Well I never, back to you Gorilla Typhoon.



Gorilla Typhoon: Thank you Jeans and by the way I think High Karate is a nice scent. Later tonight we have a USA title match in the main event but let's get to the ring for our opening match.



Lazer vs The Piranha.

This was a one-sided affair. Lazer was dominating The Piranha. He got him in the Lazerlock but The Piranha crawled to the ropes for a break. Lazer grabbed him and hit a military press slam then made the cover.

Winner: Lazer via pin. (*)



A promo for the next Super Card and PPV, Summer Blast at the Beach.



- commercials including for The Show coming to Toronto, ON next week and Detroit, MI the following week ---



A Rolls Royce pulls up in the back and the driver gets out and opens the back door. Out comes a strong looking man in butler's outfit with the arms ripped off so his muscular arms are visible. Then The Six Million Pound Man exits. He walks off and the other man follows in stride.



The All American Tag Team vs American Heroes.

Danger Zone and Dasher Hatfield begin the match. Zone uses his speed to take control of the action. He tags Warhawk in after a few minutes. The power of the team beats Dasher down and finishes him off with First Blood. It seemed Sugar Dunkerton did not want to face Warhawk to try and make the save.

Winner: American Heroes by pinfall. (**)


There is a commotion on the stage. Slashmaster is on the stage but Keith Blood and Gothica are working to keep him from coming down the ramp. He seems enraged and wants to get his hands on Warhawk.



--- commercials including for MLB whose season has started ---



The Six Million Pound comes out followed by the man he arrived with as entrance music plays with the singer saying "Moolah, moolah, moolah" over and over. They walk down to the ring where Mean Jeans is waiting for them.


Mean Jeans: Welcome sir. We all know who you are, The Six Million Pound Man, but who is this with you.

The Six Million Pound Man: He is my personal assistant Lord Vincent Hendrix.

Mean Jeans: Lord? Correct me if I am wrong, but in England isn't Lord a title for people in power?

The Six Million Pound Man: You are not wrong little man. That just shows how rich I am, ha ha. I take someone of importance and make them my personal assistant. Show them a small piece of my wealth Vincent.


The man pulls out a big wad of English Pounds and flips thru them at Mean Jeans and then at the camera with a sneer on his face.


The Six Million Pound Man: Ha ha, how about that. I bet I could buy you to be my personal assistant too. Or better yet, the personal assistant for my personal assistant.

Mean Jeans: I do not think so. I cannot be bought.

The Six Million Pound Man: That is where you are wrong little man. I have learned that everyone has a price tag. It is just a matter of finding it. It is much like going to some working slobs store, you just have to look for where it is on the item. In fact, I think I will show you and the world what I mean next week. For now, I have to go. I have scheduled massage and then need to get ready for a night on the town. Not here in this sewer of Long Island but over in Manhattan. One of the few places of class in this god forsaken country, ha ha.


As fans boo The Six Million Pound Man and Lord Vincent Hendrix walk off looking like they are better than the fans.



Skullgore w/The Gargoyle vs Arizona Chance in a USA Championship title match.

The former champion took the fight to the current champ right after the bell. Skullgore seemed caught off guard. Chance went for a cover but only got one. Then we see Gothica coming down with a handful of black roses. She is being followed by Keith Blood, who is talking to her and pointing toward the back, and Slashmaster. In the ring Skullgore is in trouble. Arizona Chance hits Last Crusade and Skullgore will get no help from The Gargoyle who is busy chatting with Gothica who is thanking him for the roses.

The crowd counts with the ref, one...two...and Skullgore kicks out to stay alive. With the noise from the crowd getting his attention The Gargoyle remembers his man is wrestling in the ring and he turns around and calls Skullgore over. Skullgore crawls to him and The Gargoyle makes the motion of handing him something but there is nothing in his hand. Skullgore smiles. As Chance goes and pulls him up, Skullgore turns around and hits him with the hand that was holding whatever The Gargoyle handed or did not hand him. Chance looked stunned.

The Gargoyle slapped the mat to encourage his man to fight back. Skullgore kept using this seemingly invisible foreign object to rock the archologist. Gothica got excited and joined The Gargoyle in encouraging Skullgore. The champ hit a Diving Skullbutt but only got a two count. After some more working on Arizona Chance's forehead, he busted it open. In a bit of a surprise, Keith Blood joined The Gargoyle and Gothica in slapping the mat and encouraging Skullgore to finish Arizona off. Meanwhile Slashmaster stood there and tilted his head to the side as if trying to figure out what Keith was doing. Skullgore went for a second Diving Skullbutt. He made the cover and the ref counted three.

Winner: Skullgore via pinfall to retain. (***)


As the ref is handing the title belt to Skullgore, The Gargoyle gets in the ring and is followed by Gothica and Keith Blood. They are congratulating him and everyone is smiling. Then Gothica looks over at Keith Blood causing everyone to calm down. Keith realizes the other three are looking at him and he shrugs his shoulders. Gothica then looks down at Slashmaster and motions for him to enter the ring. He looks at her for a bit then turns around and starts striding up the ramp. The four in the ring call out to him. He stops halfway up the ramp and stands there for a few seconds. He then turns around and strides quickly toward the ring. He steps onto the apron and steps over the ring ropes. The four welcome him into the ring while he stands there showing no emotion.

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This is kind of a "Garbage Pail Kids" version of 80's wrestling, LOL! LOVE the names!

Todd C
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