Radically Cool Wrestling - RCW (An 80's Mania fed) Jan 6, 2022 16:41:20 GMT -5 Justin Case and Bri like this
Post by on_the_edge on Jan 6, 2022 16:41:20 GMT -5
3/18/80 Houston, TX - card #7
As Gorilla Typhoon is welcoming everyone to The Show, he is interrupted by Pierre the Enormous's entrance music. The slow walking giant makes his way to the ring and asks for a mic. He speaks in his French accent while sounding like he has rocks in his mouth.
Pierre: Hammerhead! You attack my friend Red Pirate. You hurt him. I demand match with you. At Wrestle Bowl. You face me so I can hurt you.
He then heads toward the back.
KC: If Hammerhead isn't a stone head, he will say no. He has really angered Pierre and that is one man no one wants pissed at them.
Gorilla Typhoon: You ain't just whistling Dixie KC. Now, let's go back to the ring for our opening match.
Star Boy vs Tennis Pro w/Valley Girl and Ball Boy.
This was one of the best matches in RCW so far. Star Boy was trying to avenge a loss to Tennis Pro last month. It did not look good early on. Tennis Pro was working him over. Star Boy got tossed out of the ring by Pro who then proceeded to talk to the ref. On the floor Valley Girl was playing with her bubblegum with one hand and wiggled a finger on her other hand for Star Boy to come over. When he did, she smiled at him, took his hand and with her other hand removed the gum from her hand and placed it in his hand. She laughed at the poor young man as he looked for a place to dispose of the chewed gum.
Star Boy reentered the ring and the two men battled. Valley Girl flirted with the ref allowing Tennis Pro to grab a racket from Ball Boy and smack Star Boy. He made the cover, but Star Boy kicked out. Tennis Pro got upset and jawed with the ref. This allowed Star Boy to recover and go on the attack. He had Tennis Pro in trouble, so Valley Girl got on the apron. While she distracted Star Boy the referee ordered her to go to the back.
After a couple minutes of back-and-forth Tennis Pro motioned to Ball Boy. Then Ball Boy started running around the ring whooping and hollering. The ref watched in confusion. This allowed Pro to whack Star Boy with his racket again. After another two count Pro snapped. He is screaming at the ref who points to his striped shirt. So, Pro goes back to attacking Star Boy. A minute later Pro makes eye contact with Ball Boy who winks and nods his head. Ball Boy opens a can of tennis balls and begins juggling them. While the ref watches in amazement the Pro uses his tennis racket a third time.
When Star Boy kicks out Tennis Pro explodes like a volcano. He is yelling at the ref when Star Boy attacks him. Star Boy is rolling and finally puts Pro away thanks to a Flying Cross Chop.
Winner: Star Boy via pinfall. (****)
--- commercials including political ads for the primaries ---
Skullgore is sitting and sulking in the locker room when the middle-aged fan we saw last week walks in.
The Gargoyle: Don't get up. Let me introduce myself. I'm called The Gargoyle and I want to be your manager. You have SO much talent. You just need guidance. That and a proper tag partner. Dark Invader was not it. But I found the right guy. See, wrestling these days is as much about viewers as it is about talent. The best viewers are the kids. Get them and their parents will watch. So, I've been studying kids closely for a long time. Hanging out where they are and watching and listening.
Skullgore: (in a low voice) Yea that doesn't sound creepy at all.
The Gargoyle: What do kids like you ask? Blood and gore. They love all those slasher movies like Thursday the 12th. So that is what we will give them. You are the Gore, here is the Blood. Meet Keith Blood.
A slick fashionable young man walks in.
Bug Buster vs Johnny Kobra.
Johnny, thanks to some questionable tactics, had control early. But before too long Buster swatted Kobra and got his offense going. He struggled trying to apply his finisher, but he finally locked it in. Once Buster had Extermination properly applied Johnny tapped.
Winner: Bug Buster by submission. (**)
Arizona Chance is in the ring. He says it's such an honor to have a movie based on his life. He hopes everyone goes to see it. He then says he has more to say but limited time so he will speak with Mean Jeans next week.
--- commercials including one from Billy Martin saying along with watching The Show watch the new MLB season starting soon ---
Tennis Pro is throwing a tantrum in the locker room. He is tossing tennis rackets and screaming about the linesman costing him the match. Ball Boy says he's a ref. Tennis Pro stops and glares at Ball Boy with a death stare. Ball Boy turns around and rushes out of the room.
Lazer vs Colbalt Commander.
Colbalt slapped Lazer to start things and got in a little offense before Lazer used his power to take control. It didn't take him long to put Colbalt in Lazerlock and make him submit.
Winner: Lazer via submission. (* 1/2)
Lazer: Hey Jet Set, Mr. Slick. You think you are going to win the World title? Nope. Guess who will? Whooooooooooo? You're looking at him. I'm winning that title. I will see you at Wrestle Bowl.